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Author has written 81 stories for Super Robot Monkey Team, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Inuyasha, Mega Man, Soul Eater, Flint: The Time Detective, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Shinzo, Kung Fu Panda, Bleach, Medabots, Power Rangers, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, Dinozaurs/ダイノゾーン, Super Hero Squad Show, Pokémon, Rise of the Guardians, Hellsing, Spider Riders, Martin Mystery, and Ninja Turtles. Hey there boys and girls and other strange creatures out there!!! My name: Roxan Haandrikman My nicknames: Rok, Roky, Rox, Roxy, Roxy Foxy(don't you ever dare to call me that or i'll kill you) and Blue Dolphin Gender:Girl Eyes:I have sky-blue eyes. (I wear glasses) Hair:I have chocolate brown hair that comes a little past my shoulders. Born: April 7 1995 Country: The Netherlands Language: Dutch Personality: I'm the world's biggest tomboy, cheerfull, joking, sometimes easily annoyed and if that happens i have a habit of showing it by punching and kicking. Hobies: drawing, painting, playing computergames, watching anime, watching cartoons, reading fanfiction, writing fanfiction, playing with my cats, learning things about animals, play with my three little cousins(the youngest always pooshes me down, steps on my back and begings jumping up and down so i don't like that), teasing my friens with there loveproblems, cooking things like cookies, muffins and pie and making OC's that look like me. Hates: bullies, vegetables, low grades, people who think there better than everyone else in the world and homework. Favorite food: anything spicy, pizza and ice cream Least favorite food: vegetables Favorite animal: Dolphin Favorite colour: Blue Favorite candy: Chocolate Pets: My cats named Turbo(girl) and Gonzo(boy) Favorite books: Goosebumps, Fear street and Harry Potter Favorite movies: Spirit stallion of the cimarron, Black Beauty, all the Harry Potter movies, Avatar, Bambi, High school musical 1&2, Camp Rock, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1&2, the chronicles of Narnia, Grown Ups, Corpse Bride, Kung Fu Panda, Snow Dogs, Hachi, Puss in Boots, Twister (1996), Hot Shots, Rise Of The Guardians, True Heart, Interstella 5555 Favorite TV shows: Victorious, iCarly, Big Time Rush, NCSI, NCSI LA, Criminal Minds, The A-team, The Suite Life series, CSI, Flashpoint, Bones, Nikita, The Mentalist, Castle, Power Rangers Favorite anime: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Inuyasha, Death Note, High School of the Dead, Rosario Vampire, Beyblade, Pokemon, Digimon, Yu-gi-oh, Soul Eater, Flint the time detective, Cardcaptor Sakura, Shinzo, Hellsing, Medabots, Spider Riders Favorite cartoons: Super robot monkey team, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Avengers: Earths mightiest heroes, Penguins of Madagascar, Sonic X, Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, Martin Mystery, TMNT ) /\ /' _/ Put this on UR channel If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile. If you think stereotypes are stupid, copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friend (or both) are insane, copy this into your profile. If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand) If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile. Rule number one for ANYONE!: If meet Nova (from SRMTHFG) DO NOT MAKE HER ANGRY!!!!!! You have been warned. If you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile. Rule number two for ANYONE! : Stealing is wrong...unless it's from pirates. :-) If you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. if you think people who are cruel to animals should be punished, copy this and place this on your profiel. 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile! 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! 95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Justin Beiber jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend or you have MPD and you are your insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. 98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost Repost as "female comebacks" A Bit About Friends FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. REAL FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. REAL FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. REAL FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help you move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, AnimeAdict202, ANTAURIfan, roxan1930, Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, VampireloverD, roxan1930 Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again... Slinky Escalator Endless fun Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? I'm not with stupid anymore! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Therapist The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you You? Die? You're too mean to die. Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows? At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look. "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose" "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale." The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad. Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitchslap that motherfucker upside the head. He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils, When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Smile. It confuses people. "Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!" You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor. It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person? Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child. A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman," It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite... Love your enemies, it pisses them off. And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!! I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke. It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical. There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train. Don't blame yourself. Let me do it I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce! The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list. You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you? Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another? I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!! Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there? If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later. Never regret what once made you smile. Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else. Shock me... say something intelligent. Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege. Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry. You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again. Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it. When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets. Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail." At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first. Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill. I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering. I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either. I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning. One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject. I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional. My imaginary friend thinks you have issues. I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive. You don't like me? So what? I don't wake up every morning to impress you. I'm a tomboy but one of the things that show I'm still a female is the fact that I more and more like clothes, shoes and jewelry and I'm going to put some sites with nice stuff so maybe you can also buy some cool stuff from this or at least get a little inspirred to try something new. WARNING: GIRLS ONLY!!!!! (sorry boys but I don't think you would like to walk around in dresses and pumps.) 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I think every animal is cute and no animal is scary or ugly. People think I'm weird because I think animals are like family. When I say that animals also have rights people just laugh me. I don't care that there are people who think I'm weird for that. I know that I have friends who never will think I'm weird and even if they sometimes do think I'm weird I still know they will stay by my side. And when I have a feeling I'm all alone in this cold cruel world i know that I can go to the animals I love and that they will comfort me. Copy and place this on your profile and add your name to the list if you're anything like me : roxan1930, ／l、 Yaaay Kitty!! This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! A kid in my school showers with his barbecue!!!If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own. The words I love you in different languages. English: I love you Dutch: Ik hou van je French: Je t'aime German: Ich liebe dich Japanese: Aishiteru Latin: Amo te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Turkish: Seni seviyorum Italian: Ti amo Spanish: Te quiero This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Bold the things you have done! 42 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you. 25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. ASK, "Did you feel that?" 34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time... 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air 39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come. 42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention. 1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Over my knee, when I car hit me while I was riding around on my bike. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Wallpaper 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Sometimes I snore. 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Every kind of music that exists. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Nope 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To pass for my exams 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My pets who are dead by now 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My prices for horse-riding 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 1.65 meter 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Never 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mother cause she yelled at me for something she messed up. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Those with a fruity scent. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black hair blue eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ? 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energie drink!!! 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese and pepperoni 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHOVOLATE!!!!! :-D 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A stuffed bunny from my uncle when I was born. 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not in a romantic way 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? None really 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? YES I've got 2 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? they're both cats 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? no 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Words 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 6 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I have no idea 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think they are better than the rest of the world 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Europe and I've never been in the USA 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Candy, animals and maybe plushies 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No T_T 37. FIRST JOB? none 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I tried but failed because my friend kept laughing and because of that she made me laugh too. 40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fanfics 41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? What kind of surgery? 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Every animal likes me. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope! 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't know, maybe a few good hooro books. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? How should I know? 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Derlon 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I'm a little voilent 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I've got a few embarrising one and I'm not telling wich. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Uhm... next question please! 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Maybe just a little bit. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Kicking and punching things and sometimes humans who make me angry. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my mind 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My little ponys and Barbie 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I think 12 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Who? 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? sorta 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese. LONG LIVE THE PASTA! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Smart, funny, cute, understanding and tough 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Rok, Roky, Rox, Roxy, Roxy Foxy and Blue Dolphin. 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Miley Cyrus 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? NCIS LA 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? WTF is that? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? COOKIE DOUGH!! 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Don't remember 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? What are you talking about there was 64! It was the Mac and cheese question 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? ? 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes, it's fun! 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Music 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Lemonade 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? face 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Who says - Selena Gomez 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Bullies 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aries 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown 86. EYE COLOR? Sky-blue 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Mc Donalds 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I've never eaten it. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A movie 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 7 April (my birthday) 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I'm trying to learn how to play keyboard 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Random Hugs! 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bottle of soda 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Verliefd zijn is vreselijk. (It's a Dutch book.) 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I am a venezuelan so I must be afraid of everything I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people. I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Most people would not be willing to risk their own life for their friends'. If you are a person that would, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Inkheart5351, Your Local Siberian Tiger, roxan1930 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, GilansApprentice, Dragonwings66, Serial-Doodler, Biisaiyowaq, gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,Easternbluebird, son of wind, Delfim the Black Kitsune, Your Local Siberian Tiger, roxan1930 cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool Now you have two choices 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Birth Months: (bold yours) JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: Here's something fun!! A: Hot Here's my name R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend O: Has one of the best personalities ever X: Never let people tell you what to do A: Hot N: Can kick the crap out of you YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/stick. 1 : (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. Score : 24/38 True Story A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? 1. Your real name: Roxan Haandrikman 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Naxorx 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"):Roxizzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Dolhpin 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):Manouk Prinses Beatrixstraat 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Haaro 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Soda 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Turbo or Black Gonzo F.R.I.E.N.D.S. (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you Copy this onto your profile if you can find these things in you friends and know that they are true friends. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is weirdo cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the thrid line form the top and I bet you can wait to pass this on | |||||||
1. Wasn't Everything Much Easier When They Thought All Girls Had Cooties? reviewsSplinter asks himself a certain question when the turtles safe a pretty girl from their age and bring her to their home and act redicilous to get her attention.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-13 - Splinter - Complete2. Kanashimi o Yasashisa niLeo doesn't understand how Mikey is able to always brush insults off and just right away do something nice for the one(s) who insulted him.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 5-17-13 - Leonardo & Michelangelo - Complete3. Drunken Teenage Monkey Team Leader reviewsAfter a evening a going out with Glenny and BT Chiro comes home drunk and the monkeys are forced to deal with him.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-13 - Chiro - Complete4. Splinter's Nightmare reviewsThis time Splinter has a nightmare and his four sons come to comfort him about it. 2003 verseNinja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-13 - Splinter - Complete5. Gotta Find You reviewsI don't know a good summary for this but it's Jemily and it has the song 'Gotta Find You' from 'Camp Rock' in it.Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-13 - Jayden & Emily (PRS) - Complete6. My Team Are My Friends And Family reviewsWhen Ultra Magnus points out that the members of team Prime don't follow protocol with Optimus and sometimes treat him like he is a ordinary mech Optimus explaines why he allows them to act like that towards him.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-19-13 - Optimus Prime & Ultra Magnus - Complete7. Turtle Cupcakes reviewsApril has found a new type of cupcakes called turtle cupcakes and wants to share them with the turtles but only do the guys take the name a little to serious. 2012 verseNinja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-13 - April O'Neil - Complete8. Brother My Brother reviewsAfter another fight with Raph Leo goes to his room to listen to some music but then hears a song that makes him think about himself and his little brother. 2003 verseNinja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-13 - Leonardo & Raphael - Complete9. Klunk, The Ninja Kitten reviewsKlunk let's the turtles and Splinter know that they aren't the only ninjas living in the liar. 2003 verse.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13 - Klunk - Complete10. Turtle In A Gross Sewer, Eating Bananas In A Gross SewerRaph had been really fond of bananas lately. Infact so much that it could be compared t a obsession and a reason for Casey, Leo, Don and Mikey to sing a song about it. 2003 verseNinja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Published: 4-15-13 - Raphael - Complete11. Nova And Sparx Sing: Anything You can Do reviewsNova and Sparx have been arguing over who is better for hours so Otto gives them the idea to sing Anything You Can Do to solve it.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-13 - Sprx & Nova - Complete12. Jack's Birthday reviewsWhen the guardians try to get Jack to spend his birthday with them and just DUMP the other spirits who he had always celebrated it with, Jack snaps at the other's selfishness and points out everything tht makes them horrible friends and forbids them to show up at his birthday but of course they don't listen and go to spy on him and the other winter spirits dureing their party.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-13 - Jack Frost - Complete13. Mikey Tries To Teach Leo, Don And Raph To Cook reviews2003 verse. When Realizing that Mikey is the only turtle that can actually cook he has the youngest turtle give his older brother cooking lessons but the first lesson soesn't turn out as well.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-13 - Leonardo & Donatello - Complete14. Martin, Diana And Java Go To IKEAAfter a monster eats almost all furniture at school tha gang goed to the IKEA but of course Martin can't be serious untill he gets into trouble.Martin Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Published: 4-5-13 - Diana L. & Java the Caveman - Complete15. Why The Monkeys Don't Like Bananas reviewsTittle says it allSuper Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-13 - Complete16. To Protect A Family » reviewsAfter Optimus saves Arcee from Megatron, the two confess their feelings for eachother and they end up having a daughter. Can Optimus protect his new family?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,173 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 10-24-12 - Optimus Prime & Arcee17. Shadow's And Venus's Special Training Together reviewsRemember how in the episode 'Hunter's Holiday' Shadow and Venus wanted to train together but got interupted before they could start both times? Well, now Hunter and Shadow have another day off and here Shadow and Venus DO get to train together and maybe even confess their feelings for eachother.Spider Riders - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-13 - Shadow & Venus - Complete18. Why Flame Never Talks reviewsThe Title pretty much says everything already, right? No? Well, this is a story in where you'll learn along with Hunter why Flame never talks.Spider Riders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-13 - Flame & Hunter S. - Complete19. Itsy Bitsy Spider reviewsHunter sings a certain lullaby to the spiders and let's just say that they don't take it so well and make Hunter feel their fury.Spider Riders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-13 - Hunter S. - Complete20. Spike's Love reviewsSpike is in love with Mia and the pink ranger as everybody knows but he slowly starts to think more about Emily and the yellow ranger and when he finds out that Mia and the pink ranger are in love with Kevin and the blue ranger...Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-13 - Spike - Complete21. You're My Best Friend reviewsIn where Hunter and Shadow realise what they mean to eachother after Hunter has a nightmare.Spider Riders - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-13 - Shadow & Hunter S. - Complete22. The Melody Of Family reviewsSet after LoA Episode : Monkey in the middle. I don't really know a summary for this but it's got a piano in it so please just read it.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-13 - Monkey - Complete23. Lucario In The Afterlife reviewsThis is based in the credits from Movie 8 where Lucario and Aaron are seen in the afterlife.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-13 - Lucario & Sir Aaron - Complete24. Drago Wing Looses His Memories Scene: MY VERSION!Set during Episode 21. The tittle pretty much says everything that's needed to say for you to get it, right? Right? No? Well, just read it and then you'll understand! Inside everything is better explained!Dinozaurs/ダイノゾーン - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Published: 2-7-13 - Complete25. Snivy's First Trainer Returns reviewsThis is set after the episode 'Evolution By Fire! Everyone knows that Snivy abodoned her previous trainer because the trainer was not good enough but then, one day, the trainer shows up and wants Snivy to come with her again. She challenges Ash to a battle from wich the winner gets Snivy. Pignite volunteers to fight along side Snivy. Can they win or does Snivy have to go forever?Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-5-13 - Snivy/Tsutarja & Pignite/Chaoboo - Complete26. Denta Day reviewsJust like how humans need to go to the dentist, autobots need to have their denta-plates checked out. Optimus and Arcee just go along with it and let Ratchet do his work but sadly Bulkhead and Bumblebee aren't so easy.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-13 - Complete27. Alucard's Christmas Tradition reviewsAfter a mission Seras finds a doll and is heartbroken that a child died. She is confused when Alucard takes the doll with him but she doesn't ask anything. However when she spots him sneeking off in the morning she gatheres Integra, Walter and Pip to follow him and they are all shocked to learn about a tradition he has had for ten years.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-13 - Alucard & Seras - Complete28. Bunymund's Weakness reviewsDuring the fight with Pitch Bunny had been turned small for a whike and Jsmie had done something to him and the same thing had Jack Frost curious.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-13 - Bunnymund & Jack Frost - Complete29. Rise Of The High School reviewsNorth, Sandy, Tooth and Aster are four friends but their lives change when the new student Jack Frost joins their class. They decide to try and be his friends but he acts cold and distant to them. What is so fifferent about him? Has Jack/Tooth in it.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-11-13 - Jack Frost & Tooth30. Give Me Back My Clothes! reviewsAfter taking a shower after training with Bunny Jack finds out that someone took his clothes and that just pisses him off. This story contains some JackXTooth.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-13 - Jack Frost - Complete31. Grudge Against A Kind But Making Up reviewsBayleef just didn't get it. She always acted nice to everyone but Sceptile acted cold in return. Now she finally learns why. This story also contains some of Ash's other pokemon and I tried to put everyone in character.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-12 - Bayleef & Sceptile/Jukain - Complete32. A Unexpected Team reviewsKnockout and some Vehicons learn that it's not smart to tease Breakdown and Airachnid when they are magnitizes together. How do they learn it? THEY GET PRANKED!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-12 - Breakdown & Airachnid - Complete33. Never Gone reviewsKnockout after hearing about Breakdown's death by Airachnid.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-12 - Knock Out & Breakdown - Complete34. Moko Moko reviewsNaraku had captured Rin and wants Sesshomaru's Moko Moko before he lets her go. Unfortunatly for Naraku, there is more then meets the eye to the Moko Moko.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-12 - Naraku & Sesshomaru - Complete35. Ironhide's CrushA little story about the rookie autobot and his feelings for a certain female omnicon.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Published: 11-4-12 - Ironhide & Arcee - Complete36. Mistletoe reviewsIt's the first christmas of the autobots and while going through everything that the kids and Fowler have planned Optimus and Arcee get under the mistletoe together.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-22-12 - Optimus Prime & Arcee - Complete37. Cosmic LoveThe Silver Surfer has left the earth and the other squaddies to make sure Galactus wouldn't eat more planets with life on it anymore and so the Infinity Sword would be in good hands but as the time goes on he strugles with his feelings for the female herald named Stardust.Super Hero Squad Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Published: 10-14-12 - Silver Surfer - Complete38. Fly AwayWhen Icthyo is chosen to sing for a creature named Rahonavis, Ptera starts to feel like the others don't care about her but when something bad happens she is the only one who can do something about it. Can our Favorite Pteradon do it?Dinozaurs/ダイノゾーン - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Published: 10-8-12 - Complete39. She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore reviewsThe kids come up to the autobots with a weird line and dare them to memorize it and repeat it right. Can our favorite giant robots do it?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-21-12 - Complete40. We've Missed You reviewsSaid after Orion Pax part 3. Optimus is finally back home and everyone let's him know that he was really missed.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-12 - Optimus Prime - Complete41. Why the SLAG am I pink! reviewsWhen Arcee wakes up she finds out thar someone has played a prank on her and that just pisses her off!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-12 - Arcee - Complete42. Ticklish Robots? reviewsFeeling bored Bumblebee askes Arcee if she's ticklish but he regrets it pretty much right away and soon all the autobots get caught in party.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-13-12 - Complete43. Tenten's Hair reviewsDuring a break from their training team Gai talks a little untill the subject of Tenten's hair come up. The boys of the team WILL find out what her looks like when it is down!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-12 - Tenten & Team Gai - Complete44. Akamaru's bathAkamaru really needs a bath and Kiba gets Shino and Hinata to help him take on the ultimate challenge.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Published: 9-11-12 - Akamaru - Complete45. The True Yellow Ranger reviewsWhen Emily gets a letter from serena she gets sad as she wasn't supposed to be the yellow ranger so Ji sends Jayden and the others to comfort her.Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-12 - Emily (PRS) - Complete46. Ji's thoughts reviewsJi's thoughts of the rangers.Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-12 - Ji - Complete47. Love Brought By Confidence reviewsAfter getting into the acadamy Crane has much more confidence and he uses it to confess his feelings to Mei Ling.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-12 - Crane & Mei Ling - Complete48. Ice cream reviewsShifu spots his students easting ice cream and he realizes how much their flavors fit them.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-11-12 - Complete49. Fighting For soup reviewsPo and the Five are starving when it's time for dinner and when the soup is done things get a little out of hand.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-12 - Complete50. Medabots feel love too reviewsMetabee is in love with Brass and when he is walking with Salty he meets up with her and they walk together. Will Metabee be able to confess his feelings for the female medabot? READ AND FIND OUT!Medabots - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-12 - Complete51. A thousand Miles reviewsPo is away with his dad and Tigress misses him a lot. this is because she is in loce with him and to express her feeling she sings a song.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-12 - Po & Tigress - Complete52. Swimming Lessons For Po reviewsPo and the Furious five go to the lake to go swimming but at first Po doesn't wanna go. When they are at the lake the Furious five find out that Po can't swim and being the good friends that they are they decide to teach Po how to swim.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-12 - Po - Complete53. Ichigo VS Soi Fon reviewsWhile Ichigo is at the Soul Society he needs to wait for head captain Yamamoto and while he is waiting he has a staring compitition with Soi Fon.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-22-12 - Ichigo K. & Suì-Fēng - Complete54. Staring Compitition reviewsPo and Viper have a staring compitition.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-12 - Po & Viper - Complete55. Catnip reviewsTigress breaths in some catnip and goes insane wich means she gets scary in a crazy way and Po, Monkey, Viper, Mantis and Crane have to deal with her while Shifu is hiding in a bunker. Rated T for language and soem actions.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-8-12 - Tigress - Complete56. True Colors reviewsMaster Oogway finds a young Tigress crying and tries to cheer her up by singing a special song.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-12 - Tigress & Oogway - Complete57. Snow is fun! reviewsShuggazoom is covered in snow and when nova doesn't wanna go outside the guys dicide to learn her how to like snow and the cold.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-12 - Nova - Complete58. One Thousand Voices reviewsI was bored and made this fic where the monkeys sing 'One Thousand Voices'Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-12 - Complete59. Dance of friendship reviewsTigress is trying to dance and get's a lesson from Monkey. When they show the others Shifu is impressed. In fact so impressed he makes Tigress and monkey even dance for a mission together. THERE IS NO ROMANCE IN THIS STORY!Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-12 - Tigress & Monkey - Complete60. The Furious Five Children reviewsThe furious Five get hit by the light of the Ruby Orb of Youth and turn into kids. While Shifu is away to get the Emerald Orb of Maturity to change them back, Po learns it isn't easy to take care of the Furious Five as kids.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-12 - Po - Complete61. Things the KFP gang will hopefully never say reviewsThe titel says it all.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete62. Happy Halloween! reviewsThe Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five celebrate Halloween together and often get really scared of what the things they do. Warning: This story contains a bunch of scary stories and if anyone get's nightmares, I'll will not be hold responcible.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-12 - Complete63. The Growup Spell reviewsKagura tries to attack Inuyasha and Sesshomaru but accidantaly turns Rin into a 18 year old woman.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-12 - Rin - Complete64. The good things after Truth or Dare » reviewsPo and the Furious five are bored when Shifu is away so they Play Truth or Dare wich leads to laughing and romance. Implies Po X Tigress, Monkey X Viper, Crane X Mei Ling and Mantis X OC.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-16-12 - Complete65. Stay away from Monkey's cookies reviewsPo ignores Viper, Mantis, Crane, Tigress and Shifu when they tell him he shouldn't eat Monkey's cookies and let's just say the primate isn't to happy about that.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-11 - Po & Monkey - Complete66. Crazy Childhood Of The Monkeys » reviewsA little story with some crazy moments that don't even make any sense in the childhood of the monkeys.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-11 - Complete67. Viper's and Tigress's sleepover reviewsAfter looking at some old pictures Viper and Tigress discide to have a sleepover together and Po, Monkey, Mantis and Crane discide to spy on them.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-23-11 - Viper & Tigress - Complete68. The monkey team discovers Fanfiction reviewsOne day Otto is on the laptop and when he finds he call the team and together they discide to read some stories.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-11 - Complete69. Kung Fu Christmas reviewsIt's Christmas in the Valley of Peace and Po, the Furious Five and Master Shifu celebrate it together. Merry Christmas everyone!Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-11 - Complete70. Cheesy Day reviewsAntauri, Gibson and Nova are just enjoying their day but because the other three members are idiots a few weird things happen.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-11 - Complete71. Sago's Hair reviewsMushra, Kutal, Yakumo and the kittens wonder what Sago's hair looks like and make some plans to get Sago's helmet off. Will their plans work or will they only get hurt? Read and find out!Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-11 - Sago - Complete72. If I met the Bobobo gang reviewsA little story about what it would be like if I met the people from Bobobo-bo bo-boboBobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Complete73. Merlock's worst memories reviewsThe gang goes surching for a new time-shifter who can make people relive memories and when he is posessed by Petra Fina he makes Merlock relive his memories about how he lost his family.Flint: The Time Detective - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete74. Spider reviewsKidd and Patty have a new Spider as pet and Liz doesn't like him.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-11 - Death The Kid & Patricia T./Patti - Complete75. Poor Nova » reviewsAntauri, Sparx, Gibson and Otto are all in love with Nova and fighting about her and Nova doesn't know who to choose.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-11 - Nova - Complete76. Bringing Silk Back reviewsIt's the anniversary of the day Silk was deleted and Chaud and then gang disede to bring her back so Anetta wouldn't be so sad about it anymore.Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-11 - Eugene Chaud & Anetta - Complete77. ForgivenessKouga had let his wolves eat Rin and her village while she lived there and now she finnally forgives him.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Published: 9-2-11 - Rin & Kouga - Complete78. Father and Daughter reviewsIn where Inuyasha and the gang learn what Sesshomaru and Rin mean to eachother.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-11 - Sesshomaru & Rin - Complete79. Truth or Dare reviewsThe monkey team is bored again and to make the time pass they play Truth or dare.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-11 - Complete80. The thought of losing Thor » reviewsAfter the Avengers saved Asgard they are seen back at the mension but who said it was at the same day? Some ThorxSifAvengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-31-11 - Published: 7-30-11 - Thor81. movie night reviewsThe monkey team is bored to death so they decide to watch some horror moviesSuper Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-11 - Complete
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