Hello fellow idiots-- joke-- unfortunately I've made an account and with my sad jokes and inspirations *sighs* hopefully I will be able to upload some stories. :D I also want to give a shout out to MizzTroublezxx as she is a friend of mine- in the real world and has introduced me to Fanfic.

"Painting is a visual language and the viewer should not be left to figure out its meaning," Denise Findlay.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your door before the police".

"The universe explodes, Hell freezes and Shane does something right". (Kiss of Death from MVV bks no.8)

Oh and I also have a blog that you can check out if you want- I update it once in a while. I post my non-related-to-any-books-stories on there; also my photography; quotes, both hilarious and boring; and random posts about my no-SO-event full-life.

Link: www.vaguethoughtsforthemindless.blogspot.com

Previously I posted up here three fanfics but I knew I could do better and develop the idea(s) more-sadly I haven't got on round to them... as well... school.

If you want me to write stories on a particular idea or book/tv go ahead and send me a message, I am up for more idea's.

Thanks xx

Oh and my youngest sister wants her name her so: HERE YOU GO AYA! HAPPY??!!

Fav random phrases- use them while you can!! :

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes dangerous things. I suggest you run from Bob. (Its true. I know a Bob :D. Love u too Bob.)

DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work.

Hello. I have the urge to kill.

Angry people need hugs or sharp objects

I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.

Did my sarcasm hurt your feels? Get over it.

Love your enemies, it makes them angry.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!

Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?

Ha ha! I don’t get it.

We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.

No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass!

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

Life called… you failed.

Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss

I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine.

Name Game ;P

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Lola

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Lolizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue Cat

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Juice

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name:?

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Isis

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Fire

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Red Boots

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Emad Delamere

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first two letters of first name: Ibrum

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Faveourite ice-cream and faveourite cookie: Chocolate Chip.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spazzed over Robert Pattinsons uglieness, copy and paste this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

If you love /stupid/funny/insperational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

( Btw I got the last three from MarshmallowStarfish's profile)

A test to prove how much blonde you are:

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
x You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
x You just tried to sing them.
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
xYou have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it
x You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
x You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
xPeople have called you slow.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire
xYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
x You have caught yourself drooling.
xYou’ve fallen asleep in class
xIf someone says “fart” you laugh.
x You just laughed.
xSometimes you just stop thinking
xYou tell a story and forget what you were talking about
xPeople are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
xYou use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug.
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
xYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
x You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
xYou break a lot of things.
xYour friends know not to use big words around you
xYou sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
xWhen you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

I got 30 out of 38

highlight in bold the ones that include you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a hoe that has sex every night and wears tight clothing.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big girls"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm TAKEN so I MUST be a stealer.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a romantic slut.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be obsessed with boys, my weight, and clothes.
I'm PREPPY , so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm in a RELATIONSHIP so I MUST not be a virgin.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a teenage girl, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm from OKLAHOMA so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, So I must be gay.
I'm from TULSA so I MUST be a slut.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I wear AE, ABERCROMBIE, PINK, AEROPASTLE, AND FOREVER 21 so I MUST be a whore
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers (PARTIALLY CANADIAN)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed slut.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm RECKLESS, so I MUST be STUPID.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don't HATE THE WAY I LOOK, so I MUST be concieted!
I'm NOT POOR, so I MUST be SELFISH.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't TELL YOU EVERYTHING, so I MUST be a LIAR.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like HOLLISTER AND HOTTOPIC, so I MUST be a POSER.
I don't let people PUSH ME AROUND, so I must be BITCH and LOVE DRAMA.
I like SCREAMO, so I must be EMO.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

STEREOTYPES ARE NOT LITERAL...DON'T MAKE THEM SEEM TO BE.

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: BlackSapphireShadow96

Will Turner, Captain Jack Sparrow, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Shane Collins, Micheal Glass, Myrnin (?).

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone Or RePost To Make Them Smile!