patnissandkeeta
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since: 01-22-11, id: 2716326, Profile Updated: 01-19-13
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hiii!!! i LOVE TO READ BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE NO STORIES YET. bUT IM WORKIN ON IT DONT WORRY!!! BTW, TEAM PEETA ALL THE WAYYYYY!!! SORRY GALE FANS BUT YES I LOVE GALE TOO JUST NOT NEARLY AS MUCH. SIGH,PEETA...HES SOOOO DREAMY. IM SORRY IF THIS CREEPS YOU OUT BUT YES IM OBSESSESD!! HIGH FIVE IF YOU ARE A PEETA FANATIC!!! (HIGH FIVES) SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I JUST FEEL REALLY HYPER. (AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT HE HE) :D

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

1. Grab the nearest book, turn to page 81 and find line 4:

"...for the soft and melting, richly colored, ripest summer..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?

My pillow.

3. What was the last thing you watched on TV?

Victorious

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

Um, 7:22?

Now look at the clock. what is the actual time:

7:26

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?

My little sister watching TV. It sounds like a cartoon.

7. When did you last step outside. what were you doing?

Coming back home from a party.

8. Before you stared this survey, what did you look at?

Someone's favorite authors.

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas. Too lazy to change.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I could remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

I don't know, maybe a half hour ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room your in?

Taylor Lautner, photos, an owl (ew), balloon thingies, and a calendar.

13. What was the last film you saw?

I think it was...Despicable Me. That is a really cute movie, by the way.

Okay below are stereotypes that people have about others and what we have to deal with everyday. Copy and paste them into your profile and then bold, underline, italicize, etc to the ones that describe you the best and then repost it, Thanks to zoro-lover-95!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Tiffany

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Tiffizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

blue penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

kymlyn beaverhead (ewwww)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Dubtimen (hey that actually sounds kinda cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

purple sprite (hehe)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Ibyaima (ohhhh that pretty in a weird way)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marsha

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

black noname

Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters

1) katniss

2) peeta

3) gale

4) effie

5) madge

6) prim

7) haymitch

8) cinna

9) rue

10) clove

11) cato

12) pres. snow

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

no... prim is waaay too good for cato...and young too.

do you think number 4 is hot...how hot?

effie...noo wayy she has weird hair

3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

cinna and pres. snow, WHO WHOA NO WAY. thats queer, and snow doesnt deserve anyone

4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

rue...ehhh a little.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

peeta and prim...nooo katniss would be devstated and prim is too young.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

madge/rue or madge/clove...madge/clove but only because oF the age difference. and rue is too innocent.

7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

if haymitch walked in on peeta and cinna kissing...he would think he's dreaming and go drink some alcohol to forget what he just saw.

8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic.

gale/clove-gale volunteered for peeta to go in the arena with katniss. clove and katniss are in a fight and gale uses his manly charms to distract clove...except clove really falls for him!! What will happen next??

9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff?

katniss and cinna...hmmm well at least cinna is a cool guy. but it would be awkward (I HEART PEETA)

10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic.

nothing left- pres snow and haymitch are both under a deep depression since they both lost everything. one day haymitch accidentally stabs someone in his sleep and gets sent to jail where he meets snow. at first, haymitch is wary, but then they learn of each others problems and understand one another. (kind of unlikely, but hey what the heck)

11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

gale, yup

12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven?

cato-uh uh

13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

peeta, effie, and madge...nope thats creepy.

14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

clove..."UGH WHERES CATO WHEN I NEED HIM" (best i could do, lol)

15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose?

cinna...cover girl...only cuz hes a stylist. and not the gay version of the song, the other one.

16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning?

katniss/ prim / pres. snow- WARNING EXCESSIVE STUBBORNESS, LITTLE DUCK TAILS AND SICKLY SWEET ROSES

17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

clove and peeta...lets see

clove: hey peeta, i decided i like you.

peeta: umm, im sorry but i love-

clove: ME. YOU GOT IT??

peeta: (shouting to katniss) uhhhh, KATNISS!!! WHATEVER HAPPENS I LOVE YOU OKAY?? (hehe the line didnt work)

8.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve!

katniss and cinna are in a happy relationship when madge runs off with rue. after cinna dumps katniss for peeta, prim gets upset and retaliates by dating pres. snow. alone and broken hearted katniss travels in search of a friend. finally katniss meets effie and haymitch. the three loners met clove, who tells each of them to look for love. effie finds gale, haymtich gets cato, but now katniss is stuck in a never ending love triangle with prim and pres. snow!!

19.) What would be a good title for this?

An upside down world (seriously i dont even get what happens but i think its hilarious)

20.) What would the genre(s) be?

comedy/romance

21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

PEETA OMG OMG!!!! IF ONLY HE WAS REAL!!! :D

Interpreting Kisses:

Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine" Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends" Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you" Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you" Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you" Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other" Slap on the Butt --"That's mine" Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you" Holding on tight --"Don't let go" Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me" Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice-- Don’t ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

1. Mockingjay Ending » reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS AHEAD. Ok, this is how I think Peeta and Katniss would have gotten back together after Mockingjay. Might be fluffy at parts, but who cares. Read and review, PLEASE :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 3-2-11 - Katniss E. & Peeta M.