ElusiveParanoia
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since: 01-23-11, id: 2717371, Profile Updated: 11-19-12
Author has written 11 stories for St. Trinian's, Xena: Warrior Princess, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

UGAMS has been updated...I doubt its a good update, lol. but we'll see. *

Who am I? WHOO AM I?! Well I'm ElusiveParanoia, other wise known as EP. or Eeep :O
Of course you don't get my real name...it defeats the purpose of a pen-name.

I'm a young adult, a University Student currently on holiday...4 MONTHS OF BLISS PEOPLE!
I love sports. Football, Hockey, Tennis, Running and Baseball. I used to say writing was my hobby but not much anymore. But I finish what I start. Taking photographs of sunsets is my actually hobby. I know what you're thinking, its an old woman thing. I swear, I ain't 60. If I was, I'd be joy riding in a moped waving my walking stick at people and shouting obscenities and wearing a horrific shade of purple...I think thats what old people do anyway?

My passions:

Reading fanfiction
Sports
amateur photography
watching crime shows
Collection packs of card from different countries
Watching sports
Trying to learn some goddam German
Fishing
Shoe shopping
British comedy. So funny.

Random stuff about me:

Fav show is SVU
Fav colour is Green
Fav icecream is Espresso Gellato
I really hate garden gnomes and clowns and dentists...like really
I've never been in love
I cried and cry still when mufasa dies on Lion King
I hate summer, winter is where its at.
I like classical music and a few pieces of opera. Yeah so what, sue my ass. I don't care.

I'm a person trying to balance my serious side and my chill side, I'm not bothered by much and not judgmental. If you like to eat banana dipped in tomato sauce...hey thats cool with me. Shit I'd probs even try it myself!
I'm always up for a chat. I'm like always on the internet soo.

Peace out, universal justice, prosperity...and no I'm not a tree hugger, I dont care about the environment.


1. Us girls are made of Steel » reviews
I couldn't keep my promise. When a new girl with a shady past full of conflict and danger arrives at St. Trinians, how will she live with the threat of the Russian Mafia around the corner? Kell/Belle on the side, eventually.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 3-22-11
2. Cages can change people reviews
3 years after the war, there's been a lot of change. The biggest change of all has the potential to rip friends apart. Free and 19 years old, Azula has a new chance for life. Will she rise from her downfall or will she succumb to her dark urges lurking inside. Can Zuko help her find balance and happiness? even peace? Estab. Zutara, Taang, Mai-Lee Kind of AU, T to be safe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-12 - Azula & Zuko
3. Unorthodox entry requirements reviews
Dear Applicant, You have expressed a wish to join St. Trinians School for young ladies. The admittance process differs from any other school in England and overseas. Hannah has found a new school to go to. This is the fruits of her efforts. OC with Kelly and Camilla mentioned
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-16-12 - Complete
4. Taylor, when will you learn reviews
Taylor should really stop listening to Andrea...she should know Andrea's out to get her. Kelly and Polly are willing to take advantage of the situation...why wouldn't they? They're St. Trinians! Andrea, Taylor with Polly and Kelly on the side...no shipping here.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-12 - Andrea & Taylor - Complete
5. SOE: St Trinians Operations Executive » reviews
AU. In War torn europe, the services of St trinians is needed to defeat the forces of Nazi Germany in France. Recruited to observe and hunt down SS Standartenfuhrer Dieter Becker, the girls have their hands full. Who do they trust? Will they all survive?
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 12-10-11
6. Shush don't tell Polly! reviews
The true behind the blonde curls of Chelsea Parker...but don't tell Polly!
St. Trinian's - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Kelly J. & Chelsea P. - Complete
7. Cloud Hopping reviews
Since when did St. Trinian's get into heaven? And why am I stuck with Kid-Morbid in Cloud land? How come God has no face! Story from Alex POV Involves ghosts and that stuff. T for language
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-12
8. Some ladies dobut other ladies reviews
SOmething realllly random. Little poem things about characters.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-11 - Complete
9. From another world » reviews
Xena and Gabrielle are on their way to Potidaea when they stumble upon a marvel to their world. A girl from another world and her story that comes with her. T for language and violence. OC insert as a main character. I suck at summaries.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-11 - Published: 12-14-11 - Xena & Gabrielle
10. Knocked me down reviews
"Sometimes love comes around and it knocks you down" Song-inspired fic I guess its a little Angsty? Rated T for romantic situations. To be safe. PLEASE READ BOTH AUTHORS NOTES, TOP AND BOTTOM! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-11 - Kelly J. & Annabelle F. - Complete
11. Steffie Van Der Boom » reviews
She likes exploding things, fire and pissing off Flash, naturaly, she can mix all three together quite easily.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 4-13-11