| Harmony Goldstar |
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Psych, Lying Game, 2011, and Lie to Me. Hi, I'm Harmony Goldstar. I really like writing and reading (who on here doesn't?) Name: Not telling. Harmony is my nickname. Location: I'm definitely not telling. Okay, here's a hint. My now light green office (bedroom), on the second floor of my brown house, which is surrounded by a yard with more weeds than grass. And a pretty flower garden that I planted. Gender: Female (Really. Have you ever met any guys nicknamed Harmony???) Occupation: author, other than that, still unemployed. Intrests: running, swimming, tennis, parties, country music, gardening/landscaping... you get the idea My Stories: (organized by priority) All things HP related are not being abandoned, I swear. I've just discovered the wonderful world that is Lie To Me, so forgive my lack of updates. :-) Who I Am Meant to Become- uh... I have some stuff written? Maybe? Here Comes the Sun- Uh, it was deleted & I'm reposting, then I'll add the additional 5 chapters that I still haven't written. Secrets Don't Make Good Passwords-Future chapters are planned out, but not written, yet!! Jealous of What?- Future chapters are planned out. Not Like We Planned It- Future chapters are planned out. As the Time Turns, Ticking On- (Co-written with Karma Hope, posted on her account) now waiting for Karma to get working on the chapter. Cough, Cough.) Quotes: The end of the world is 1 minute and 15 seconds late. -my younger brother If violence is not the answer then why are we at war? -me What? Hang on? I had nothing to do with the fact that the bathroom door no longer squeaks, why do you ask?? -me This isn't a fairytale... that's the only kind of life that works out fair and doesn't suck... but then again... who wants to be locked in a freakin tower with only pink frilly dresses to wear to wait for some random guy to come snog you to get you out of the tower... certainly not me... I hate pink, dresses, and random guys... -me, in a discussion over email with Karma Hope on the fairness of life It's bad when your computer decides to commit suicide and forgets to return your stuff first. - me, in a conversation with KarmaHope about her computer's failure... because everyone gets tired of talking about oblivious boys, right? Favorites: Songs: Made in America- Toby Keith Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss Unanswered Prayers- Garth Brooks Rain on Me- Cheryl Cole Breathe 2am- Anna Nalick & many many more Movies: All HP movies The Avengers Books: All HP books Gone Series- Michael Grant TV Shows: The Lying Game Psych White Collar Lie To Me Most Recent: Book: Pushing the Limits (Katie McGarry) TV Program: The Human Face Song: Cry (Reba McEntire) From here on, it's just random stuff. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. Words of Wisdom: Don't walk ahead of me; you'll be trampled every five seconds 'cause I'll see something shinny. Don't walk behind me, I walk into walls. You can walk beside me, I'm easier to restrain. But beware, I bite. I personally, I just wish you would just leave me in the special room with the cushion walls and my favorite toys. It's so much fun! Why America has Some Issues 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning'bloodsucking creatures.' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11. Only in America... can one be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. FEMALE COMEBACKS - These are hilarious I am so using them one day! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Hope you enjoy my fics! | |||||||||
1. Helping Him » reviewsAn urgent situation requires that the Chief and Detective Lassiter go undercover as a harmless married couple. The situation gets out of hand, and they are forced to act like a couple. They kiss, and then Juliet, Shawn and Gus come in and save them from danger. Karen goes home and talks to her husband about the case like she always does. Except this time, he gets angry. KV/CLPsych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-24-13 - Published: 6-4-12 - Carlton L. & K. Vick2. Spring Lies, Summer Changes » reviewsWhat do you get when you combine Shawn Spencer and Cal Lightman? The result is 16 year old Chloe Rewalds. Chloe approaches Cal as a client and catches the interest of both Cal and Gillian while she is waiting for them to look over her video footage, and again when she lies flawlessly to her teacher in the lobby. Not a cross-over fic. Will be Callian.Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-24-13 - Published: 8-1-12 - Cal L. & Gillian F.3. Evil Plan 493 » reviewsEmily texts Gillian in the middle of the night... and then with what Gillian tells her, comes up with an Evil Plan. You know, the ones spelled evil with the capital E, that aren't actually evil at all?Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-23-12 - Published: 11-6-12 - Emily L. & Gillian F. - Complete4. Fifteen reviewsEmily's first day, and first few weeks, of high school. She meets a new best friend & goes out on a date. Typical high school stuff. Please read and review!Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-12 - Emily L. - Complete5. Not Like We Planned It » reviewsHermione, Tonks and Ginny play truth or dare in the dead of night... to interesting results. HG/RW, NT/RL, GW/HP. Rated M for safety. There is mention of adult situations, but no details. Snape makes an appearance in this chapter! Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 8-20-11 - N. Tonks & Hermione G. - Complete6. If He Took Off His Tie in Class » reviewsAn ordinary afternoon becomes something that will be remembered by all for a very long time when Snape makes an appearance. At least, that's what happened to us. Only it wasn't Snape. Based on a real event. Explanation in A/N. Please read & review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 9-25-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete7. To Hold On reviewsSet during Beat the Devil. Cal is safe, and Gillian realizes exactly how close she was to losing him.Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-12 - Cal L. & Gillian F.8. Drive reviewsDriving is a step you have to take. Getting in the car. Going out there and doing it. But it's not even your move. It's time's. Because even as you watch time takes the step for you, and you can't ever go back. You can't un-turn fifteen and a half.Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-29-12 - Emily L. & Cal L. - Complete9. Two Black Cadillacs » reviewsZoe and Gillian are in situations more similar than they realize, and they don't even realize that anything is wrong. And when they do, their lives are irreversibly changed. Warning: character death. This is a darker story than any of my others, so be warned, but it just kept bothering me until I wrote it, and here it is!Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-29-12 - Published: 8-16-12 - Gillian F. & Zoe L. - Complete10. Light Strikes Twice » reviewsLight Strikes Twice- The first time it was lightning, the second time it was Lightman. Both instances change Gillian's life forever. -The case I made up for use in this story mentions rape, so be forewarned. It is not at all graphic, just mentioned.-Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-27-12 - Published: 8-24-12 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete11. Here Comes the Sun » reviewsThe final battle is over. Hermione's depressed, Ron's an idiot, and Ginny isn't a very nice person... and what's this? Draco Malfoy cares? Wait a minute... what's going on here? HG/DM. Please read & review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-23-12 - Published: 6-4-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M.12. Jumping Waves » reviewsCal and Emily go to the beach for a weekend... and Em invites Gillian along. They enjoy shopping, beach time, chocolate, and of course, Cal finally gets to see Gillian in a bathing suit. Callian.Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-7-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete13. Babysitting » reviewsGillian finds Cal asleep on the couch in his office when she gets to work one morning, and decides that she's had enough, and that someone has to make sure Cal takes care of himself. She also decides that she has to be that person.Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-2-12 - Published: 7-29-12 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete14. Caught, That's Awkward reviewsWhen Ted reassures Kristin that there was no affair that scene ends abruptly. Continuation: they are hugging and Kristin is crying. Ted kisses her and they make out. Then Emma and Laurel walk in... awkward.Lying Game, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-12 - Kristin M. & Ted M. - Complete15. Who I Am Meant to Become » reviewsMy name is Lillian, Lily Granger, Hermione's twin. I have red hair and green eyes, and look nothing like my darling sister. When I started Hogwarts, I was both concerned and confused about the man who sits closest to the door at dinner and wears nothing but black. He seems to hate me, but why, when I have done nothing wrong?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-30-12 - Published: 1-23-12 - Severus S. & OC16. Jealous of What? » reviewsRemember in Book 4, at the opening feast the floors were slippery and it led to a slightly awkward situation. What if that happened in Book 5, differently? It becomes a tale of jealousy, teasing and an old toad. What if the Ministry took the "situation" at Hogwarts too far? The injustice of it all... even take away the defense books. Rated for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-30-12 - Published: 3-31-11 - Minerva M. & Hermione G.17. Secrets Don't Make Good Passwords » reviewsIn the movie Harry goes to Dumbledore's office after he died and McGonagall is there. What if instead of walking away, Harry offers to listen if she needs to talk? This one event changes the entire horcrux hunt timeline, potentially saving lives, and definitely changing things between Harry, Hermione and Minerva. Set in HBP and DH. Rated T just to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-30-12 - Published: 3-12-11 - Harry P. & Minerva M.18. Dead Lilies reviewsAfter the battle Harry returns to his first home in Godric's Hollow. Eighteen years after its last inhabitants were killed, the house is very different from what Harry couldn't quite remember in the first place. Inspired by the song 'Dead Flowers' by Miranda Lambert. Not a songfic. Please read & review.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-12 - Harry P. - Complete19. Different Men, Same First Name reviewsHermione is doodling in Potions class. Snape collects the notes, and misunderstands the doodles. Harmless, but funny. Based partly from a real life experiance. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-12 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete20. It Only Happens in Books » reviewsHermione reads the Daily Prophet during summer break. As she unfolds the paper, a teenage tragedy unfolds around her. Based on a true story.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-12 - Published: 9-25-11 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete