Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Psych, Lying Game, 2011, and Lie to Me.
Hi, I'm Harmony Goldstar. I really like writing and reading (who on here doesn't?)
Name: Not telling. Harmony is my nickname.
Location: I'm definitely not telling. Okay, here's a hint. My now light green office (bedroom), on the second floor of my brown house, which is surrounded by a yard with more weeds than grass. And a pretty flower garden that I planted.
Gender: Female (Really. Have you ever met any guys nicknamed Harmony???)
Occupation: author, other than that, still unemployed.
Intrests: running, swimming, tennis, parties, country music, gardening/landscaping... you get the idea
My Stories: (organized by priority)
All things HP related are not being abandoned, I swear. I've just discovered the wonderful world that is Lie To Me, so forgive my lack of updates. :-)
Who I Am Meant to Become- uh... I have some stuff written? Maybe?
Here Comes the Sun- Uh, it was deleted & I'm reposting, then I'll add the additional 5 chapters that I still haven't written.
Secrets Don't Make Good Passwords-Future chapters are planned out, but not written, yet!!
Jealous of What?- Future chapters are planned out.
Not Like We Planned It- Future chapters are planned out.
As the Time Turns, Ticking On- (Co-written with Karma Hope, posted on her account) now waiting for Karma to get working on the chapter. Cough, Cough.)
The end of the world is 1 minute and 15 seconds late. -my younger brother
If violence is not the answer then why are we at war? -me
What? Hang on? I had nothing to do with the fact that the bathroom door no longer squeaks, why do you ask?? -me
This isn't a fairytale... that's the only kind of life that works out fair and doesn't suck... but then again... who wants to be locked in a freakin tower with only pink frilly dresses to wear to wait for some random guy to come snog you to get you out of the tower... certainly not me... I hate pink, dresses, and random guys... -me, in a discussion over email with Karma Hope on the fairness of life
It's bad when your computer decides to commit suicide and forgets to return your stuff first. - me, in a conversation with KarmaHope about her computer's failure... because everyone gets tired of talking about oblivious boys, right?
Made in America- Toby Keith
Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss
Unanswered Prayers- Garth Brooks
Rain on Me- Cheryl Cole
Breathe 2am- Anna Nalick
& many many more
All HP movies
All HP books
Gone Series- Michael Grant
The Lying Game
Lie To Me
Book: Pushing the Limits (Katie McGarry)
TV Program: The Human Face
Song: Cry (Reba McEntire)
From here on, it's just random stuff.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
Words of Wisdom:
Don't walk ahead of me; you'll be trampled every five seconds 'cause I'll see something shinny.
Don't walk behind me, I walk into walls.
You can walk beside me, I'm easier to restrain. But beware, I bite.
I personally, I just wish you would just leave me in the special room with the cushion walls and my favorite toys. It's so much fun!
Why America has Some Issues
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning'bloodsucking creatures.'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America... can one be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
FEMALE COMEBACKS - These are hilarious I am so using them one day!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Hope you enjoy my fics!
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