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Author has written 10 stories for Song of the Lioness, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Ann Rinaldi. Check out my originals: http://www.fictionpress.com/~trafficlights 8/22/04 Wow, I actually updated something. Of course, it's something that no one will read cause no one's read that book, but I'm okay with that. Uhh, Love and Kisses to my reviewers, speshially the faithful, worshipping ones (kidding, kidding, no lynch mob please...) Um. Yeah. This is me trying to be funny. My fics are odd. I don't get it. My least favorite ones are the ones with most reviews. Ah well. If this sounds odd, it's cause it's 2am, and I just had coffee, but I don't even like coffee, so I had to put a bunch of sugar and milk and honey in it, which isn't a good idea cause I've gained, like, five pounds over the summer. Cause I sit on my lazy butt all day. And I don't like people who are thinking, 'Oooh, five pounds, she's vain!' Cause I'm insecure and I know it. It's a part of me. I don't understand why people think it's a bad thing. Overly confidant people annoy me. Except for when they are a hot guy, then they are just sexier. I guess I'm sort of like Scully, from X-Files; she was attracted to powerful men...like Mulder...*swoons* You know what scares me? This sounds like something Stacey would write in her profile, only two years ago. (Love ya, Staci!) *sigh* That's a depressing thought. Back to being more like me: I have changed my name, many a time: Speckles, Valencia, Averna, and finally TrafficLights, because they are the only ones that understand me sometimeswhentheyarenotdrunk. My stories suck, but I am vain and insecure, which we covered, so review, or I will pop a cap in your head, yo. Or not. Most likely I will just sick my Review Bounty Hunter on you. His name is Nightly. Not to be confused with Knighty, the Nightstick. KNIGHTY, I NEED YOU! I'd just like to thank all of my betas (they get all the credit for my spelling and grammar) because I keep forgetting to thank you guys in the story. Thanks to Swats, Mah, and Nellie. | |||||||
1. The Last Dance reviewsAn Acquaintance with Darkness continuation. It's Emily's birthday, and things are going oddly.Ann Rinaldi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-24-042. Bet on a Book by its Cover reviewsIt's just a little thing about Jack and Anamarie, cause she rocks. May or may not be continued.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-26-043. Tension reviewsPoor Kel. Working in an almost thankless refugee camp can be a little stressful. And Kel's unresolved feeling for a blue-eyed buddy don't help matters...or do they?Hmmm...Was I once called Valencia22? I think so.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-17-03 - Tortall & Tortall4. Lies, Tricks and Deception » reviewsSequel to Apple, Cherry or Blueberry (Not needed to understand this). Kel and Dom try to get even with Raoul, but it's not easy to trick the Master of Tricks. Will their combined power be enough? They sure hope so, or it's going to be a long life...Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 7-16-03 - Published: 4-11-03 - Tortall & Tortall5. Insanity reviewsJust don't ask. Random pieces of Insanity that I spew out on a regular basis. KelDom friendly. Keladry has two feet planted firmly on the ground, sure, but everyone has an imagination somewhere...Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 4-3-03 - Tortall & Tortall6. The Art of Wearing Dresses reviewsThe fluff! Kel gets into a little trouble and has to rely on one of her less trust-worthy friends to help her out. Of course, it's not that simple when the 'friend' doesn't exactly have a platonic mind.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 2-10-03 - Tortall & Tortall7. Apple, Cherry or Blueberry? » reviewsKel's vacation at the Palace starts normally enough, but when traditions and revenge come into play, no one can be trusted. Kel makes the mistake of trusting one individual in particular, and has to pay the consequences. Oh, poor her.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 1-20-03 - Published: 11-18-02 - Tortall & Tortall8. Angel Eyes reviewsOne of Dom's old acquaintances, newly settled on the Scanran border, comes across the two friends and notices things about their relationship they have yet to see.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-12-03 - Tortall & Tortall9. Objective: Kiss Keladry reviewsMake four grown men bored into child games, intent on revenge, in dire need of money, or interested only in their own well being and you've got a red warning flag. Add rash bets and there isn't a flag red enough or big enough. KelDom.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 111 - Published: 12-29-02 - Tortall & Tortall10. Matchmaking Boy reviewsKel is stuck with no one except a sister and an annoying in-law on the day of thanks. She gets a helping of unexpected visitors and sees a new side to her 'Henchman'.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 11-28-02 - Tortall & Tortall
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