Author has written 10 stories for Song of the Lioness, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Ann Rinaldi.
Check out my originals: http://www.fictionpress.com/~trafficlights
Wow, I actually updated something. Of course, it's something that no one will read cause no one's read that book, but I'm okay with that. Uhh, Love and Kisses to my reviewers, speshially the faithful, worshipping ones (kidding, kidding, no lynch mob please...) Um. Yeah.
This is me trying to be funny. My fics are odd. I don't get it. My least favorite ones are the ones with most reviews. Ah well. If this sounds odd, it's cause it's 2am, and I just had coffee, but I don't even like coffee, so I had to put a bunch of sugar and milk and honey in it, which isn't a good idea cause I've gained, like, five pounds over the summer. Cause I sit on my lazy butt all day. And I don't like people who are thinking, 'Oooh, five pounds, she's vain!' Cause I'm insecure and I know it. It's a part of me. I don't understand why people think it's a bad thing. Overly confidant people annoy me. Except for when they are a hot guy, then they are just sexier.
I guess I'm sort of like Scully, from X-Files; she was attracted to powerful men...like Mulder...*swoons*
You know what scares me? This sounds like something Stacey would write in her profile, only two years ago. (Love ya, Staci!) *sigh* That's a depressing thought.
Back to being more like me: I have changed my name, many a time: Speckles, Valencia, Averna, and finally TrafficLights, because they are the only ones that understand me sometimeswhentheyarenotdrunk. My stories suck, but I am vain and insecure, which we covered, so review, or I will pop a cap in your head, yo. Or not. Most likely I will just sick my Review Bounty Hunter on you. His name is Nightly. Not to be confused with Knighty, the Nightstick.
KNIGHTY, I NEED YOU!
I'd just like to thank all of my betas (they get all the credit for my spelling and grammar) because I keep forgetting to thank you guys in the story. Thanks to Swats, Mah, and Nellie.
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