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since: 01-26-11, id: 2721375, Profile Updated: 09-12-12
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

This is my profile Darkness-Grows you can find me on DeviantART.com under the same username and I'm on Twitter under @EmilyMarman Follow me!

I love you! ...Till I hate you of coarse HUGZ!

I am currently working on my Naruto Story, "We're in the Naruto world? Sure, Why Not?"

Where me and my little brother Austin, Mary Hanna Josie and their perverted Principle Mr. Brown drown in the ocean. but when we open our eyes, we're in the Naruto world! What will happen? Will we adapt? what will happen when we split up? Will we all survive? Will you end up there with us too? Read, Review and Find out!!!

My name is Emily Marxman, I am 16.

My Birthday is July 15

I am 5 Foot 9 Inches Tall (Thats as Tall as Itachi!)

I'm Bipolar, Insomniac and Lesbian.

I love to write poetry and write fanfiction. I have worked on a book that is my own creation called 'Genetic Wolf' about a girl 'Marie' who is living my life to the T execpt for one major difference. She's a werewolf. She starts to notice things aren't quite right after the first couple chapters. If you want to know more about it PM me.

My favorite bands

Panic! at the Disco

Fun.

The Young Veins

Owl City

Fall Out Boy

Cobra Starship

My Chemical Romance

Paramore

Three Days Grace

The Beatles

Linkin Park

Fly Leaf

Third Day

Five Finger Death Punch

A Day To Remember

Breaking Benjamin

Relient K

I Only Watch

Glee

Criminal Minds

Law and Order SVU

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden


Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One Ni = Two San = Three Shi / Yon = Four Go = Five Roku = Six Shichi / Nana = Seven Hachi = Eight Kyuu = Nine Juu = Ten JuuIchi = Eleven JuuNi = Twelve JuuSan = Thirteen JuuShi = Fourteen JuuGo = Fifteen JuuRoku = Sixteen JuuShichi = Seventeen JuuHachi = Eighteen JuuKyuu = Nineteen NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring Natsu = Summer Aki = Fall Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning Konnichi wa = Good afternoon Konban wa = Good everning Oyasumi nasai = Good night Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai


93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”

96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto! GO ON DO IT! U KNOW U WANT TO!!

LOOK ITS BOB

O/ This is bob, copy paste him on

/ Ur Profile so he can

/ \ take over the world.

You've been Bobbed

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? All of the Akatsuki (Except Sushi) and Neji!...And Shikamaru!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Shikanaru, ShikaNeji and Any with Itachi!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? YAOI!!!!! And I am Lez so Hell The Fuck Yeah! YURI!!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Well...I'm going to the Toyko In Tulsa as ITACHI!!!! Jelly?

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: ...I can't name all of the games I have...too many, 17 Naruto/Narto Shippuden Posters, A neji plushie, An Itachi Bobble head (MINE!) Three whole shelves of manga and 2 DVDs of the Anime...Plus I have drawling of them EVERYWHERE

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well, I could see myself Hinata or Konan, but with Pein/Itachi/Neji as my BFF (Best Flirty Friend)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? EmilyXHinata!!! ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A CHOICE?!?!?

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru I hate that Pink Bitch!

9. Which team is your favorite? Pein and Konan, The ones who do nothing but sit on their arses and get all the credit! Hellz yeah!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Hellz to the No! I have seen the Future! It is...Masashi Kishimoto!!! THATS RIGHT! HE WAS TIRED OF EVERYONES SHIT SO HES KILLING ALL OF YA!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Uhhh...Isn't that already a fact?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? PE-Ko-Hi-Itah-DAMNITALLTOHELL! I CAN'T-BOOOOOM!!!!(Sorry My head blew off...Next question)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO! He's an Uchiha! They are all a little insane to some degree, and I personally think that they inherit the need to always look like the have a stick up their arse.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Sorry, I read the Mangas...AND YES! I am up to date! 'Tobi' is a twisted fu-Cantsaythatwordonnationaltelevision

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes, didn't I just say that?

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ...He does?...I just thought he was on crack. I was jealous he got the good stuff.

17. Sub or dub? Sub. I like their Japanese voices

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI! I HATE THAT B!TCH! (Sorry I got some Hidan in meh)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNAY!! I love that dude! I know he's phyco and actually some really old dude but HE'S AWESOME! ...He's is allowed to annoy the hell out of S-Rank criminals AND HE'S DOESN'T GET WACKED!!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Hell yeah! Masashi Kishimoto I already told you this! He is tired of all their sh!t

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...No comment

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? ...Neji, I'd love to love him as a chick!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird IS awesome damnit! But he is Epic!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hidan...If he was kind I think he would literily DIE! I know I would!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ...No..I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? HellZ Yeah! I'm working on one right now that's fucking awesome! hehe only cause I'm in it though XDD

27. Do you like lemons? only the mentels don't I'm an exception XDDDDDDDDDD

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No which is sad eacuse I constanly talk about them...they actually thought pikachu was one...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? sadly no...

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HELLZ YEAH!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YESH!!!! MY COUSINS AND ALLLLLL OF MI FRIENDS!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? My very first art project was Naruto

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' ...Yeah...BUT THEN I GOT UP AN EXPLAINED IT ALL IN GREAT DETAIL TO THE CLASS!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope! I was homeschooled before it got THAT outta hand. But then it got worse, LOLZ

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? only completely

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELL. YEAH. *Sniffles* I can't find it no where...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ...No, BUT I WISH HE WAS! Naruto would definatily go up on my fav lists!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yeah but I only have a couple in my Gallery on Dev

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? ...EW!!!! NO! Looks feakin weird!...See! He didn't even deserve the F-Bomb for that!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? YEAH! Emily, Mary, Hanna, Joise, Mr Brown and Austin! (all real people!) I also have Atarah, Cato, Mercy, Athalia, Crya and Sekhemib! (Demons)

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? HELLZ TO THE YEAH! ...I'm screwed.


-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter...

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.


IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, Gaarafangirl91,Tough chick,DarknessGrows

Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'


If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile-then add your name. Myatei-of-the-akatsuki, Gaarafangirl91,Tough chick,DarknessGrows

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's why I like chicks!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ToyBox, Caramell, and Dr. Bombay on the same iPod you have Metallica, Three Days Grace and Linkin Park, add this onto your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Hehe I like to quote Hidan, "Art is a Bang!" I will kill you "BELEIVE IT!"

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91,Tough chick, DarknessGrows

Which member of ouran are you more alike?

Tamaki princely type:

You are French No Hispanic
you’re a very romantic person Yes
You flirt a lot with girls/boys. Yes
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most. Nope
You're overly eccentric in everything you do. Kinda
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings Yes
Your birthday is April 8th Nope
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings. No

Total: 4

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses Yes
You are known for being "evil" By Some
Your favourite foods are anything spicy HELLZ YEAH!
You excel in everything you do Yes, except concentrating...thats too hard.
Your birthday is November 22. Nope
You hate waking up in the morning. Kami Yes! Its too much effort too early.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit No

Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends. No
You love cakes and sweets. Yes, but not all the time
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you. Yesh! Teddy!
You are/have taken a martial arts class PSH! I WISH!
You are close to your cousins. Well, yeah but I'm close with everyone of my family.
You look a lot younger than you are. No
You're born on February 29th No
Your favourite subject is math NO! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE!?!?1

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends YESH! By an inch!
You only talk when you need to No
You're protective of people you care for. Yes.
You favorite food is Japanese food Well Japanese and Chinese, its close.
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot. Yes
Your birthday is May 5th No
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower Yeah

Total: 5

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling(s) have a strong bond Yes
You're a very cynical person. No
You like to mess with your sibling Yes
You're the oldest sibling Yes
Your birthday is June 9th No
You like Italian food Yes! PASTA!!!
You get jealous easily Sadly...yeah
You don't make friends easily Another sad truth

Total: 6

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games HELLZ YEAH!
Favorite subject is english YEAH! I want to be an English teacher
You enjoy cosplay YESH! Who doesn't?
You're nicer than your siblings Yep!
Your birthday is June 9th Nope
You're very forgiving Indeed! (Wait that sounds conceded, but its true)
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy Yeah (Another Conceded sounding answer)
You like playing tricks on people Only when I don't get caught

Total: 7

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance LIES!!!
You're tight with money No I just like to save it
You get along with guys well Yeah...But maybe its cause I'm Lez though...
You're blunt about everything Depends on the mood
You're an excellent cook. HELL NO! I BURN WATER!
You have a hard time understanding love sometimes ...No I get the concept
Your birthday is February 4th No
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily Yeah

Total: 2

HAHA Kaoru!!! That was Totally Unexpected!!!! ...XD NOT!!!!!!!!!

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person. (With ALL but friends)
[X] - I like it when it rains.

Score: 5

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

Score: 1

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

Score: 5

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

Score: 5

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

Score: 2

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned. (MEXICAN!)

Score: 4...AND SEVEN YEARS AGO!

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (Nah, I pretty much got it figured out.)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious. (Does loyal Jashinist count???)
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

Score: 6

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides. (...More like 6)
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

Score: 6

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive. (I AM SPAR-I MEAN BIPOLAR!)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

Score: 5

Orochimaru
[X] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. (Emo's are epic!)
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (KING OF POP!)
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane. (LEGALLY!)

Score: 6

RESULTS: Hidan, Zetsu and Orochimaru (...I wonder if I could blame this on my personalities or Bipolar...)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! *Flails arms*

My name is Molly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound,
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
Is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned h
ow to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could
Definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive
Outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you
even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers
And toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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My COs/My Character Details.

Emily Kitty

CO in: Naruto
Height: 5"9'
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Firey Orange
Age: 16 but says 17
Village: Formerly a ninja of the Village Hidden In The Leaves (Konoha)
Assosiates with: The Akatsuki:
Best Friends: Mary, Kisame, Shikamaru and Neji
Enemies: Deidara and (One-Side) Hidan
Disorders: Bipolar and Insomnia
Likes: Cheese, Yaoi, Music, Reading, Bitting, Gambling/Betting, Screwing-With-Others and Scarying-People
Dislikes: Deidara, Red-Meat, Blondes, Pink, Stupid-People, Stoic-Females and BAd-Grammar
Fears: Clowns and Flying-Bugs
Powers: Yet to be Reaveled
Love Intrest:Yet to be Reaveled

http://darkness-grows.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4jy7mv (Austin)

http://darkness-grows.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4jy720 (Emily)


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