FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Dragonbreath1 |
Author has written 31 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Mega Man, Golden Sun, Fire Emblem, Misc. Cartoons, Sonic the Hedgehog, Excel Saga, Street Fighter, and Naruto. . . .Who are all these people and why are they looking at me? Hmm. . .I wonder if it has anything to do with the copious amount of fanfiction just a few paragraphs south of this sentence. Surely the half-comedic, half-dramatic fictional stylings of the artist currently known as Dragonbreath might draw a wayward reader or two to his humble corner of the internet? It's a strong possiblity that any reader that do happen to show up are quite possibly interested in humorous stories about Sonic the Hedgehog, Naruto, Fire Emblem and a couple other odds and ends of fancult activity? With just the right amount of profanity and rather artful use of metaphor and simile? Could it be that these readers are, in fact, interested in the artist himself, and eagerly await the chance to read his newest work and leave, perhaps, a thoughtful and well-composed review? Could it be that I've been sniffing paint-thinner, causing me to develop a rather irritating propensity for using fancy words and talking in questions? Yeah, it's possible. In that case, I should probably give these guys a bit of background information, despite the fact that background info on the internet is usually about as reliable as a suspension bridge made of peanut butter. Like he fact that I'm a seventeen year old Swedish schoolgirl who works part time in the local pharmacy dealing with boneheaded middleagers who ask the kind of questions that make a girl wonder just what they put in perscripion medicine these days. But that wouldn't be right, because I'm actually an openly gay 30-something taxi driver living in Chelsea, NYC who first discovered his homosexual tendencies while serving as a voulenteer firefighter. Mmm, burly men sliding down poles. . . If the collective hadn't issued a direct order telling me not to do exactly what I'm going to do right now, I could tell them that I'm an undercover alien infiltrator from the planet Glorgleflobwobbin in the far side of the Crab Nebula, who picked up radio transmissions of Neon Genesis Evangelion and is currently planning to take over Earth in a futile attempt to force someone to tell me exactly what the hell that show's ending was about. . . .Or maybe I should put the lid back on the paint thinner for a little while. . . Huh. Now that my head is clear of mind-altering industrial chemical soup, I can remember what the point of my writing is all about. Aside from simply liking my own jokes, I have ambitions in the fine field of comic book production, both as an artist and a writer. The fact that I find Sonic the Hedgehog so Icebox-On-The-South-Pole-Of-Pluto cool might be a contributing factor, although I'd probably get a case of lawyers if I tried to sell a comic based on him. But not Shadow. Hiss. Boo. Make nasty comments about behind back. And if there's one thing I can't stand besides the current popular character being a Sonic recolor/slight edit, it's Sonic fics that bash on Sonic. Or anyone, really. Shadow included. Maybe that just comes from the knowledge that anyone tougher than Tails could beat the spinal fluid out of any three cookie-cutter demigod hedgehog otaku fancaracters/authoress avatars you'd care to name. And I use the word 'authoress' because if any 'authoresses' were any good, they'd know that it's perfectly fine to use the word 'author' to describe them even if they do have no Y chromosome and think they can use sporks as deadly weapons. Anyone else smell Invader Zim influence? Not that there's anything wrong with IZ, mind you. Damn weird show, just the way I like them. It's just that everyone wants to be Gaz, for some reason. Ugh. . .Now I know why I have this paint thinner. Keeps me from ranting. Sniff Ahhhhhhh. . . Well, I guess that's all I've got to say that matters. Aside from the fact that anyone interested in my own personal comic series would do well to look at my DeviantArt accout. Now if you'll excuse me, the thinner bids me to write something. Au Ruvior. (Last and least, big list of stuff I find cool.) Videogames: Sonic, Super Smash Bros., Kingdom Hearts, King of Fighters, Street Fighter, Fire Emblem, Metroid, Megaman, Halo, anything with Giant Robots, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Starcraft, Warcraft, Pheonix Wright, Guilty Gear, and others. Music: ACDC, Alice Cooper, Dragonforce (You cannot handle the awesome. Trust me. You can't.), Janne Da Arc, Seven Nations, Aquabats, Elton John, DMX, Sonata Artica, OK Go, Judas Preist, and others. Anime: Evangelion, Excel Saga, Hellsing, Berserk (Again, too much awesome.), School Rumble, Avatar, Bleach (Meh, sorta.), Great Teacher Onizuka, Ruroni Kenshin, anything from Studio Ghibli, Outlaw Star, Naruto, Lupin III, anything with mobsters, samurai or psychotic sword-swingers. Cartoons: All of 'em. Movies: 300 (You can't handle this awesome, either. But you're allowed to try.), Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, James Bond, anything similar to Pulp Fiction or Resevior Dogs, Robin Williams, Chris Farely, Fight Club, Jackie Chan, Owen Williams, Van Helsing, Lethal Weapon and other cop movies, ect. (And stuff I hate. . .) Authoresses. See above. See also, OC's that never loose at anything, the idea that your signature attack must be Chaos Blast, Control or Spear and bashing. Shadow the Hedgehog. (Hate is such a strong word, though. But I can't say he peeves me, not until I find something stronger than paint thinner.) The Legend of @!ing Zelda. When a Sonic game doesn't live up to the hype, it gets torpedoed. But Mr. I'm-A-Pretty-Elf-Boy? Nah, sure, have all the lame-ass fishing minigames you want. You want a 5 out of 5 for the Tingle game, too? Napoleon Dynamite. I dream regularly of him getting his ass kicked by Napoleon Bonaparte. Club to Death Angel. The anime that made me sick and tired of Gore and Fanservice. | |||||||||
1. All's Fair » reviewsSequel to 'Who's Your Daddy'. Blaze hates Sonic's guts. With the kind of fiery passion that only a pryotic queen is capable of. So why does she constantly find herself in his company? Maybe you're better off asking their kid...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,529 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Sonic & Blaze2. The Equalizer » reviewsEvery living, thinking person on earth wants to be treated fairly. Even the short ones with all the fur Except for Sonic, who makes his own equality. So what does Miles Prower do when his country legally declares him an animal? He makes a new one.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 4-5-08 - Tails3. Deep Thoughts » reviewsWhat does the cast think about when they're not beating the stuffing out of each other? Here's a hint: It's not quantum physics. . .Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 12-13-074. Hunter's Legacy » reviewsAU, based on SaTSR The Ultimate Treasure, an artifact more valuable than all the riches of Arabia. Whoever hold it will have his every wish granted. Seven bold treasure hunters set out to claim it, but only one will succeed. The legacy lives on. . .Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,266 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 4-24-075. Who's Your Daddy? » reviewsHard at work or hardly working? Anne's got a research paper due on both of her parents and their life experiences. Not easy when your dad lives in another universe and deals with Doomsday better than he does with Monday. And then there's good old Mom..Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,921 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 11-18-07 - Sonic & Blaze - Complete6. You Wish » reviewsSaTSR Saving the world of the Arabian Nights was all well and good. That story is over. But when Sonic returned his own world, he accidentally brought part of that story with him. His wish is her command... Updated! Holy Crap, NO WAY!Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,174 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 4-9-07 - Sonic7. Sonic and Shadow Do Halloween reviewsWhat's Halloween. . .Without a few good pranks? Rated for content.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-1-07 - Sonic & Shadow8. The Possibilites Are Endless » reviewsSonic drops by to bug his old pal Knuckles, but something goes wrong, and now he can't get off the island! In boredom, Sonic makes an interesting discovery: The Master Emerald can predict the future! You know what that means...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 10-25-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - Sonic & Knuckles9. You Don't Know Your Stars So Well reviewsI was reading one of those 'Know your stars' fics, and this came into my head. It's actually different. You wanna read it now, right? Right? It's got Sonic in it, so you want to know about it, right?. . .Sigh. . .Shadow's in it too.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-25-07 - Sonic & Shadow - Complete10. Serious Consideration » reviewsNot so much a place as an idea of a place. An idea of a place where Spiky deals poker, dragons don't take kindly to being made fun of and everything explodes. Everything. Including pantyhose, if a certain someone gets their way. . .Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete11. Biometal: Ballad Of the Floating Belt Buckles » reviewsA new take on Megaman ZX. How would you like to play host to a sixpack of ancient heroes, each with their own powers, personas and ways of messing up Vent's life? Like, for instance, switching his gender. Man Boobie Lights forever.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,397 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 9-22-0612. Suitcase Or Headcase? » reviewsThe wanderer, The genius, The gaurdian, The thief, The innocent, The sleeper, The angel of death and the dreamer. There's a tale to be told here. A tale of unlikely events, mysterious coincidences and happy endings. Oh, and violence. Lots of violence.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 8-22-06 - Sonic13. Mr Fuzzywumpus reviewsMemories are a strange and unreasonable force. When Shadow lost his memory, he went on a killing spree. When Sonic lost his memory... Also: Silver's TopSecret Investigation of Texas, Amy interruption of the SuperBowl and Shadow's version of 'The Talk'Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-19-06 - Sonic & Shadow - Complete14. Fillit Miggin reviewsWhat happens when you cram a season's worth of sensei, shuriken and ninjawannabes into a diner run by the Akatsuki? Ino shoots Sakura, Lee challanges the Lasagna, and the first food fight ever to feature a Rasengan, that's what! Eat drink and be merry,Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-21-06 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete15. The Taming of The Vaida reviewsSerra's after Erk, but she's not dating him until Vadia dates someone else! Wait, Vaida? The halfcrazed, Halfevil Wyvern Lord that's more masculine then half the cast put together? Serra's got her work cut out for her...Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete16. Crop Circles reviewsFarming was hard enough. Get up early, work all day, repeat as necessary. Now, farmers have to watch out for angry wyvern riders, chicken serial killers, airheaded troubabdors and Batre's halucinations. No wonder desk jobs are so popular these days.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-06 - Complete17. Strange Behavior » reviewsA poncy, illinformed documenter and his underpaid cameraman are sent to record a new genus of creatures Brawlus Brotherus Maximus: The Super Smash Brother. Update! No, seriously!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 8-19-0418. It Can't Be True! reviewsWhat's going on! Is Sakura going crazy? Why do all of these strange people keep showing up in her life? Everything's gone wrong, and it's drinving her insane! What's a girl to do!Street Fighter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-06 - Complete19. It's Just A Stupid Hat » reviewsBark isn't exactly the most heroic guy in world. All he really wants is peace and quiet. But's not getting it any time soon. Watch him deal with Psychotic Robots, Alien Invaders, Modern Medicine and..well...Everything Else in Central City.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,161 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 1-26-06 - Bark & Cream/Cheese - Complete20. Tails Explains » reviewsTails explains the more nonsensical parts of the Sonic universe. In some cases, he may even need to explain the explanation. A second chapter has been uploaded, and I think you'll like it.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 4-22-05 - Tails21. Shadow the Hedgehog FX:Fanfiction Cut reviewsAliens have landed, and only one hero can stop them. But half the time, he's working for them! Is earth doomed? Will Shadow find the answers? And does Black Doom remind you of an unspecified organ...?Swearing.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-2-06 - Shadow & Sonic - Complete22. Insert Title reviewsInsert Title IS the title, not a lack of Title. There's no hero in this fanfic, and no villians, eighter. So why would you be interested? Let me put it this way: It's too funny for a plot. Oh yeah. I went there.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-22-05 - Complete23. The World Will Never Be The Same » reviewsYou may or may not remember this. You may or may not know this. You may or may not even like this. But rest assured, you WILL laugh at this. After an eonsold wait of about six months, new chapters are on the way. Why? Because i have free time. ArenGolden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,719 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-29-05 - Published: 9-11-0424. Who tied me to the Ceiling? reviewsA day spent chained to her ceiling causes signifagnt amusment in Excel's world. Read this, because you're probably sick of the Summary by now.Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-0525. Guess Who's Back reviewsFefnir did something stupid. Big suprise. But while he serves his sentence, he finds someone. A very bossy new master... Guarenteed laughs, or your money back Oneshot, so don't ask me to post more chapters. Fully upoladed now.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-15-05 - Complete26. Anything But Relaxing reviewsEggman's enjoyed his vaction so much, he decided to retire! Sonic's ready to celebrate, but the goverment has other ideas. Now, if Eggman dosen't get back to buissness, they'll take Sonic's shoes! The Rating is just for a little swearing.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-05 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman & Sonic - Complete27. 2000 Calorie Diets Are For WIMPS! reviewsCoop eats like a pig, no like ten pigs! And Kiva’s sick and tired of it. When she tries to force Coop into a 2,000 calories diet…well, didn’t you read the title? Rated for safety, not content.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-04 - Complete28. Full Contact Foolball reviewsDragons, sumo wrestlers and a football. One. Little. Football.Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-04 - Complete29. Wish upon a bugfrag » reviews(MMBN)This story raises many questions. Where does the mystery data come from? Is Protoman availible? And why the ! is Bass living with Roll?(Answers not included.) New Chapter! Bass needs a job! Woe unto the unprepared employer........Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 6-12-0430. Picture Perfect reviewsMission impossible theme Roll. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get all the robot masters to stay still long enough for a decent group photo. Good luck, and take plenty of asprin. By The way, I DID make the sequel. It got blammed!Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete31. Retun of the Vampire Jellyfish hunter reviewsA short story guarenteed to make yo ugiggle.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-03
