"Looks, like credit card companies, can be decieving."- The Electric Company

Wonderland is the best musical since... whatever your favorite musical is!

Jingle Bells,

Twilight smells,

Edward ran away.

Jacob cries,

Bella dies.

Harry Potter all the way!!

A Survey. Format and a Few Answers Taken From Jedi Annie Scrambler, LRose000, and MRose512.

Name: You may call me Phantom, Emrys, UnMuffins, or Insane Psychopath.

Favorite Feature: My eyes; very expressive.

Passion: Living, loving, laughing, reading, writing, theater, self-expression, dancing through life, and singing in the rain.

I Can Be...: Anything I want to be, if I set my mind to it.

Music: 80's pop, show tunes, Taylor Swift, Weird Al, Starkid, and Matt Guion.

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, A Wrinkle in Time, Where the Red Fern Grows, 13 Reasons Why, and Fatherhood.

Guilty Pleasure: Chocolate treats...

Things I Will Never Grow Out Of: TEC and good old-fashioned musicals.

Favorite Thing to do on Weekends: Wake up incredibly early, post as many fanfics as humanly possible, eat breakfast, and carpe diem with my besties.

TV Shows: The Electric Company, Merlin, Phineas and Ferb, NCIS, Good Eats, Food Network Star, and Star Trek: Next Generation.

I Hate To Say It, But...: The original Star Trek sucks.

It's A Little Sad That...: I once mixed up Diana Ross with Princess Diana.

I Can't Stand: Some of the messages that stories give to children (Grease, Little Mermaid, all the early Disney princess movies?)

Favorite Iconic Figure: What the?... Um, Benjamin Franklin?

Favorite Actors: Dick Van Dike, Howard Keel, Sean Murray, Andy Griffith, Mark Harmon, Carey Elwes,and Mandy Patinkin

Favorite Actresses: Kristen Chenoweth, Sandie Rosa, Cote de Pablo, Evanna Lynch, Angela Lansbury, Julie Andrews, and Katie McGrath

Favorite Dancers: Gene Kelley and Donald O'Connor

Favorite Male Singers/ Groups: Howard Keel, Harry Connick Jr., John Denver, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, and Darren Criss.

Favorite Female Singers/Groups: Idina Menzel, Kristen Chenoweth, Taylor Swift, Britt Nicole, Julie Andrews, Cote de Pablo, Angela Lansbury, and Jenni Barber.

Favorite Movies: Star Wars, The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Hocus Pocus, Beauty and the Beast, Princess Bride, Singing in the Rain, How to Train Your Dragon, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Galaxy Quest, My Blue Heaven, Despicable Me, Les Miserables, and Space Chimps.

Favorite Musicals: Mary Poppins, Beauty and the Beast, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Singing in the Rain, Wonderland, Guys and Dolls, Annie, Phantom of the Opera, 1776,Les Miserables, and Mamma Mia.

Favorite Director: Christopher Columbus; he's done some of my absolute favorites!

Ideal Husband: TIMOTHY NO MIDDLE NAME MCGEE!!!!!!

Cool Last Words That I Hope I Will Have The Right Context To Say Before I Die And Won't Be Overannilized Like in Citizen Kane: I'm limited, just look at me, I'm limited. And just look at you, you could do all I couldn't do. (insert name), now it's up to you. For the both of us. Now it's up to you.

Favorite Quotes

"No one is incredibly annoying like Gaston."- House of Mouse

"Why am I watching mold porn?- NCIS

"Gentlemen, good luck. If you need me I shall be in Austrailia."- Phantom of the Opera

"Small muscles, big brain, heart of a lion."- NCIS

"Technically, it's a ferret."- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob."- Veggie Tales

"Life isn't fair! Anyone who says differently is selling something."-The Princess Bride

"From the ashes, McAbby will rise!"- NCIS

"She's hugely sneaky and I'm a huge genious."- The Electric Company

"Have fun stormin' da castle!"- The Princess Bride

"The code is more like a set of guidelines than an actual code,"some Pirates of the Caribbean movie

(after being asked who would want to impersonate DiNozzo) "Perhaps Jack Nicholson. You know, impersonation revenge?"- NCIS

"I can't just GO to Pigfarts; it's on Mars!"-AVPM

"I'm the boy who lived, not died."- AVPM

"Oh, my god, are you going back to Mexico?"- NCIS

"Redvines, what the hell can't they do?"-AVPM

"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship!"

"So basically, I've been putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin, and the others can go wherever the hell they want"-AVPM

"Good! I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."-AVPM

"And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... it just makes them dead."-AVPM

"I was in the car with my parents when we crashed.. into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took a knife and gave me this scar."-AVPS

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"-AVPS

"It's my daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!"- AVPS

"I like to whine."- The Electric Company

"Hello, my name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- The Princess Bride

"Sorry, I like to boo people."-The Electric Company

" Can't make no vows to a herd of cows."- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

"That's funny, I don't feel like a lizard. Leaping or otherwise."- Bewitched

"You said yourself he was nothing but a man, yet while he lives, he will haunt us till' we're dead."- Phantom of the Opera

" I like him. He's nice. And scary. Like Santa!"- Despicable Me

"And Keith, darn it! Change your name please! It's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it! OOHH, watch out for Keith!"- Hoodwinked

"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"-The Princess Bride

"I do have common sense! I just choose to ignore it."- Calvin and Hobbes

"My real name is Will Scarlet O-Hara. We're from Georgia."- Men in Tights

"When we got adopted by a bald guy, I was thinking it'd be more like Annie."- Despicable Me

"With the snake, the turtle, and Jessica with all these scales, we've got more reptiles than the Bronx Zoo."-The Electric Company

Random Copy and Pastes

If you're in love with pretty much every guy in Wonderland, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you check a certain YouTube account at least twice a day, copy and paste.

If you want to read Last Places by Matt Guion, you know what to do.

If the song Lilly's Eyes is what you dream about c&p to your profile.

If you have ever Gibbs-slapped someone (or yourself), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever go into Patrick Wilson land, well, you know.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you hope for a guy to sing "The Night is Young and You're So Beautiful" to you, copy and paste.

If you cried more than three times during the new Les Miz movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Uther would execute a rock for sorcery if he tripped on it, cp.

If you dream in Electric Company episode form, copy& paste.

If you'd rather hang out with Mandy Patinkin than Lady Gaga, paste.

If you and your teacher started a random discussion about a tv show that no one else had ever heard of during class, do it.

If you have talked about the tv show Merlin with your friends, then had to explain who Merlin was (in general), prove we have something in common.

If you don't hate Gerard Butler or Michael Crawford as the Phantom do it!

If you love the song "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," but get super annoyed when they don't sing the original lyrics, copy and paste this.

If you have ever had a crush on a dead person, copy and paste.

If whenever someone says "I hope you're happy," you start singing "Defying Gravity," copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have Gibbs-slapped someone on multiple occasions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have accidentally yelled, "Holy Musical Batman!" at school/work, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your reasoning tends to be based on fiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

Alright, folks! It's true! I am obsessed with Merlin! I absolutely adore it! My friends keep groaning whenever I talk about ANYTHING cause they know I'll start talking about Merlin!

Reasons to Join The Dark Side:

1) We have cookies (and hot chocolate, too!)

2) Money- we're usually a lot richer than the good guys.

3) Underlings- people to do your dirty work when you're too lazy to get off your lazy bum.

4) UnMuffins!

5) Elphaba!!

Copy&Paste if you want to join the Dark Side!

Reasons Why I Love Colin Morgan as Merlin

1) His looks- I'm sorry, but they really are incredible.

2) His smile- This may sound stupid, but his smile alone is incredible.

3) His insults- The banter between him and Arthur is one of the best things about this show.

4) His loyalty- No matter what, he sticks by a kingdom that isn't even his. He takes people into his heart, and blames himself for anything that happens to them.

5) The neckercheif- Had to mention it.

6) His power- He's an all-powerful warlock who can do anything, so what does he do? Cleans! It's so refreshing to see someone who doesn't want much.

7) His romanticness- He's hardly ever been in a relationship, and his true love is dead. Yet,he is still loyal to her.

Copy and Paste if you Love Colin Morgan as Merlin!

My Buddies/ Favorite Authors

Logan the Awesome: Logan, Logan, Logan. So much can be said of her. Her amazing ideas, great sense of humor, knowledge of science fiction, and continuous support on all of my stories has been helping me improve and mature as a writer. Her story The Electric Company Discovers FanFiction gave me the courage to set up a profile.

Silicon 2123: Silicon is a very professional writer, but when we get talking and laughing, she eases up and is as funny as can be.

Jedi Annie Scrambler: She wrote the first of these stories that I read with Fairy Tales Electric Company Style, and is more or less the reason I'm here. Her stories mingled with my curiosity to get me back on the TEC scene (I had a period where I forgot all about it).

Talee-Talee is that awesome person who if you met without knowing her, you'd probably be terrified, but since I'm kinda used to it, I don't care.

Beta-Beta is that insanely awesome person you find yourself talking about to the people in your real life as if you actually know cause, Beta is a person I feel like I do know! Really, I do.

vball17girl- I actually do know in real life. We've been friends since we were four! If you want a good PJO fic, check her out!!!!

Shuffle your songs and change the song by hitting next to answer each question.

How are you feeling today? White Lines: Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five

Will I get far in life? Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Veggie Tales (What the- explanation, please?)

What is my best friend's theme song? Advice from a Caterpillar: Wonderland OBC (LOL, I don't think she even knows about this musical!)

What is/was high school like? Do Nothing Day: Phineas and Ferb (If only...)

What is the best thing about me? Rocky Mountain High: John Denver (I know he'd be a poor man if he never saw an eagle fly!!!!!!!)

How was yesterday? Waterloo: ABBA (I am currently thinking of the Mamma Mia credits, anyone else?)

What is my love life like? On My Own: Les Miserables (THAT was perfect. I swear to Kelley Gibbs that I didn't influence that one bit!)

What will my parents say to me? Keep Feeling Fascination: Human League

What song will they play at my funeral? Hands to Heaven: Breathe (Not bad. At least it wasn't like the "Cheese National Anthem" or something.)

How does the world see me? Goin Cotin: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (I love dancing!)

What do my friends really think of me? Time in a Bottle: Jim Croce (Rest in peace, sir.)

What is the world keeping a secret from me? Annie's Song: John Denver

How do I make myself happy? Follow the Fold: Guys and Dolls (Sure...)

What should I do with my life? I Don't Need Anything but You: Annie (Right. Become a billionaire, have a child live with me, and then adopt after we face down Carol Burnett, Tim Curry, and Bernadette Peters.)

Will I have children? Paradise by the Dashboard Light: Meatloaf

What is good advice? Trying to Get the Feeling Again: Barry Manilow (YES! Proof I have things in common with Timmy!)

What does everyone think of my current life? Take a Chance on Me: ABBA (LOL!)

What type of men/women do I like? You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile: Annie

Where will I live? Something was Missing: Annie (What is with all the Annie? Couldn't it have been something else?)

What will my dying words be? Once More I Can See: Wonderland (Perfect timing.)

Various Pairings I Like/ Love/ Unhealthily Obsess Over

Marius/Eponine

Fiyero/Elphaba

Hector/Lisa

Jessica/Keith

Danny/Annie

Han/Leia

Jacob/Fox

Adam/Millie

Percy/Calypso

Tony/Ziva

Sorty/Scarfie

Percy/Annabeth

Christine/Erik

Christine/Raoul

Merlin/Freya

Merlin/Morgana

Arthur/Gwen

If you want to see an Electric Company movie soon, copy and paste this to your profile and try to contact Sesame Workshop.

Things I want to do to keep my insanity at a proper level.

1) Constantly talk to people about things that make no sense to them like UnMuffins, orangachokes, Merlin, Bewitched, Star Wars, the Muppets, and anything I've learned from bandgeek8408 from YouTube's profile,

2) Sing songs from Phineas and Ferb under your breath. No matter what the situation.

3) When you realize you forgot your wallet at home, scream up to the heavens, "HEY YOU GUYS!"

4) Tell someone the story of the UnMuffin. Then dress as the unyou and chase them around.

5)Try to teach everyone you meet about all your favorite shippings. Make sure that they know EVERYTHING there is to know.

6)Copy and paste these and more ideas onto your profile!

So... I had this dream last night... Merlin had be caught using magic, but since he'd saved Arthur's life, Uther was giving him a private burning. So, late at night, the fifteen of us who were going to be there were there. I told Merlin that he needed to be careful, and he kissed me on the cheek. He'd never done that before, so I was in a shock until I playfully shoved him. He kissed me again. It went on like that for a few minutes until Uther came. He made a boring speech, and I made snarky remarks. Even he had to hide a smile. Then, there was an explosion on the other side of the castle. Uther took the guards to go investigate, and Merlin left.

It turns out that the Knights of the Bromance had caused the explosion so that Merlin could escape, just as the seven of them had been planning (In my dream, Lancelot was still alive. Go fig!) We all went on a "quest" to "destroy a giant winged dolphin", but actually went to this cave where Merlin had been hiding. When we saw each other, we began to kiss. Like, a seriously epic kiss.

Then, my brain switched to my friends from school and I all sliding around on my icy front yard while singing songs from AVPM/AVPS. Brain, why did you interrupt my great dream with this?- the electric phantom

My Electric Company Section

1) Keith

2)Francine

3) Marcus

4)Hector

5)Lisa

6) Danny

7) Jessica

8) Manny

9)Annie

10) Gilda

Ever read a 6/8 fanfic? Thank goodness, no!

How hot is 4 on a scale of one to ten? Seven?

What would happen if 3 got 4 preggo? EW! That's just nasty!

Recall any fanfics about 9? Yes! Silicon's one with Annie and Lisa being friends!

Would 2 and 5 make a good couple? Never!

5/8 or 5/10? Well, if Gilda was a boy, 5/10 might work.

What would happen if 1 walked in on 5 and 6 dot dot dotting? Poor Keith would probably have a panic attack.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fanfic. Marcus and Gilda are forced to work together on a school project and find out that their partner isn't as bad as they thought. Can Gilda stop her mentor from destroying her new-found friend?

Is there such a thing as a 1/8 fluff? I'm assuming fluff means romance and hyperventilating!!!

Suggest a title for a 9/10 hurt/comfort fic. Um, Scrambled in Life. And with these two, lots of scrambling.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to bang 1? I have no idea what this means.

If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use? For Manny? Hmm, All My Love by Led Zepplin?

What might 3 scream at a great moment of passion? I LOVE PICKLES!!!!

If you wrote a 1/6/9 fanfic, what would the warning be? DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE TRULY EVIL. AND DISGUSTING.

Randomness With: The Electric Company, Merlin, and Percy Jackson

1) Percy Jackson

2)Jessica Ruiz

3) Merlin

4) Lisa Heffenbacher

5) Gwen

6) Annabeth Chase

7) Keith Watson

8) Agravaine de Bois

9) Chiron

10) Kilgarrah

Ever read a 6/8 fanfic? Annabeth and Agravaine? That's the definition of creepy!

Is 4 hot? How hot on a scale of 1-10? Um, a 6, but you didn't hear that from me!

What would happen if 3 got 4 preggo? As adorable as I think those two would be, they'd never do that.

Do you recall any fanfics about 9? Chiron? No, not really; I don't read a lot of PJO fanfics.

Would 2/5 make a good couple? Jessica and Gwen? Even in femslash that wouldn't work!

5/8 or 5/10? Gwen and Kilgarrah simply because I hate Agravaine with a passion.

What would happen if 1 walked in on 5 and 6 having sex? EW!!!! Gwen/Annabeth??? It doesn't make sense!!! However, Percy would probably lose it and cause like the biggest oceanic storm ever.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fanfic. Merlin always knew that Kilgarrah was full of riddles, but when the dragon is sick, he wishes he could get a straight answer on how to save him.

Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff? Oh, Lord Almighty on a Heavenly Pogostick! Thank you for never creating something so wrong!!!

Suggest a title for an 9/10 hurt/comfort fanfic. "Exile" I couldn't think of anything better.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to bang 1? Again, cute pairing, but it's not gonna happen.

If you wrote a songfic about 8, what would you use? Probably "Hellfire."

If you wrote a 1/6/9 fanfic, what would the warning be? Chiron is in love with Annabeth.

What might be a great pickup line for 1 to use on 2? "I can sea that you want love. Let's have dinner tonight so that we can pond." It's stupid, which is why it works for Percy.

What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? "YES!!! I KNEW I MUST BE A DEMIGOD!!!"

1 kisses 10, what happens next? Kilgarrah eats him.

8 is stuck in an alley. Who rescues him from the zombie cats? No one.

5 and 1 are arguing about something 3 did. What did 3 do? Accidentally transport them to Camp Half-Blood, reavealing that he has magic.

7 asks 4 out. What happens? Keith can't take it any longer and he and Lisa plan to get the Ruiz siblings to realize their feelings by fake dating each other.

You're obsessed with the Electric Company if:

. You have tried to change a Restroom sign to say Pestroom. (Actually, quite frequently.)

. You don't eat artichokes because you think they have talent.

. You sing the songs at random moments. ( More than is probably smart.)

. You don't eat muffins when they are on pink plates. ( I wouldn't.)

. When you're doing a scramble worksheet, have either stomped your foot or snapped your fingers and expected it to unscramble. (Yes, see the first one.)

. You have ever expected your nervous friend to smell like toast.

. You have made the call.

. You've imagined someone on the other team as Manny Spamboni. (This has happend a lot.)

. You have written limericks. (yes)

. You know what a limerick is. (Of course!)

. You have eaten a turnip flavored donut. ( Never had the opprotunity.)

. When facing a long paper that you have to write, you've twisted your wrist and flicked it to get a wordball with your thoughts instead of writing. (Several times.)

. You know at least the first name of all the main cast members. ( Yeah, but I forgot Gilda at this second. I do know everyone else.)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you fit at least two of the qualifications. Then sign your name so we all know who to expect when we yell, "Hey, you GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The Electric Phantom

Did you know that ."When cast member Jenni Barber yelled 'Hey, you guys!' during an early morning shoot, someone in a building above yellec 'Shut up!'

New Ideas

Plain Ol' Confusion series (NCIS/a lot of things): When my school burns down with four people in it, those four are whisked away into a world of crazy adventures, meeting people ranging from Hector Ruiz to Abby Sciouto to Jean-Luc Picard and many more! Who will live, who will die, and who will find where they belong? I'm waiting for permission from JAS to use the candy island from CD#1 so I can start.

Oh, Dear Lord! (NCIS): When Abby's ex breaks into NCIS, he turns all of Team Gibbs into seven-year-olds! The probies are all stuck babysitting, but it won't be easy convincing them that it's 2012.

Untitled (TEC): She doesn't know where she is or what's going on. Nothing makes sense. Her life may be on the line, and she's strapped to a table. The only thing keeping her sane is Manny's assurances. She doesn't know the extent he's going to go, possibly risking his life so that she'll be safe in the end.

Untitled (TEC/Hocus Pocus): Thackery Binx is reawakened from the grave, now transported to New York City. He has to find the two people who can help him fight the Sanderson Sisters. If only the one wasn't so cute...

Okay, so if you read all my profile... you must really like reading. A few things I'd like to say to sum myself up. Nitwick Blubber Odman Tweak! Hahaha jk. But I do love Harry Potter!! I also am TRYING to work on my Hector/Lisa skills. It's just that every time I try and write something, I think 'This would be better for Jessica/Keith.' (Why I put Hector in front of Lisa and Jessica in front of Keith is a mystery.) then I write the story for them. Ah, well, but, I shall not fail you, fellow fans of the noble and most ancient house of the electric company! For I have not only made unposted stories where Hector and Lisa get some really sweet chapters, I also make... duh duh duh duh duh da duh da duh da duh duh da duh da duh da Good Eats! Sorry, I'm kinda foodie obsessed with that one. Alton is how I found out about the start (and main plot twist) of my best story ever!!!!!!! Like Logan asked before me, and I ask you now... am I exclamation point happy? And as for my dear friend Logan, WHY DID YOU ABANDON YOUR YOUTBE ACCOUNT?!?!? Sorry, I had to ask... Llamas. Sorry, random catchphrase of a kid at school ( the one who reminds me of Buddy and is why I use my high voice). Wow. *stares at rant* I can really rant! Okay, I love you, buh-bye! *Morgana smirk*