twinmuse is a combo name me and my identical twin sister came up with years ago to share here as our pen name. But I, Colly E., am the main reader/reviewer/story writer so now my sis always signs on anon as astacia...so if you see astacia signed stuff about, that's me twin sis!!

~We've been writing 'stories' as we called them since we were 11 years old from tv shows to movies to made up stuff...only years later did we realize all KINDS of people write the same thing and that it was called fanfic. But all our stories were ONLY for our eyes...we never shared them with anyone else. And all were hand written. Be it scrap paper, lined paper, journals, notebooks, etc...that's how we got it all down...and we now have a cumilation of a box the size of laundry basket full of them. We decided we'd try to get some down in type on the computer and share them with everyone else. Some are collaberations, but most are either her's or just mine. oh and it's been ages since we've been able to add to our current list, but all should be complete now. Sometime in our lifetime we'd like to get all/most up on type too to share.

~We love all kinds of tv shows past and present: Star Trek TNG, Dr. Quinn, Le Femme Nikita, Voyager, Higher Ground, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Roswell, Alias, ER, The Closer, Standoff, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Firefly, Farscape, Dark Angel, MI5, Without A Trace, Medium, Rescue Me, Third Watch, Gilmore Girls, Judging Amy, Crossing Jordan, The Practice, The Pretender, Profiler, and I know I'm missing more...especially past ones. But you get the gist...we were and somewhat still are walking TV Guides.

~We read WAY too much for it to be healthy, a gene passed on by BOTH are parents. We read from Harry Potter to those novels you have to hide the covers with brown paper so that you don't get embarrassed while on your lunch break at work (ya know which ones I'm talkin' about ladies wink)

~I am a Hepatitis C survivor...I'm fighting this silent dragon with all I got, but won't allow it to be all I am.

~We played soccer all our lives, we're damn good at it if I do say so myself. Retired now due to numerous injuries of the surgery kind. We're the graduating class of the millenium WOOT '00'!! astacia's a nurse and I'm a brand new graduate of a handful of degrees of the science nature, mainly Animal Science, from college as of Dec 06 yeahhhh!!

~I'm a quote-a-holic too, own stock in those itty bitty books you can get at the register area at Borders and the like...

~The rest here I got from ACM Rocks & Paige-Leanne92 when I stumbled onto their profiles...damn hilarious and damn important..oh, can we say damn here??...shrug... so had to add to my profile, like asked:

+98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

+Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, ACM Rocks, twinmuse

+If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

+If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

+If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

+If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

+If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

+If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

+Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

+Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

+There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

+If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

+If you are too busy with life in general to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

+If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

+If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

+If you want child abuse and animal abuse/neglect to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

+If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (i could probably list the films too)

+A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

+If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!

+If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

+If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

And some random quotes...cause it's fun:
~The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.-anonymous (todays Quoteoftheday)
~Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate.~Proverb-my email sign off, TOTALLY fits for Standoff :P
~What tomorrow brings we cannot know, so let us live for tonight.-my sweetie's email sign off, hi daughter!! waves
~Tearless grief bleeds inwardly.-Christian Nevell Bovee
~Faith is spiritualized imagination.-Henry Ward Beecher
~There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.-Saint Thomas Aquinas

~Everything, even sh, happens for a reason, c'est la vide, no??-me and my senpei's own views on life. We're gonna make bumper stickers one day. :P

I can go on for years with the quotes I got...I'll stop now...

And that's it! You can wake up now, wipe that drool off your arm and keyboard...

~Colly E. herself, astacia implied...of twinmuse