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Author has written 12 stories for Walking Dead, Boondock Saints, and Supernatural. IF YOU'RE RACIST OR AGAINST GAY MARRAGE, I'M AGAINT YOU. [x]-PENCIL [x]-PAPER [x]-CAFFEINE {_}-PLOT WARNING: Fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. "Hearing about the deaths of people who lived their passion makes me jealous their journey is over, I'm not suicidal -- I'm Lazy." "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." | |||||||
1. Dollface » reviewsIt's funny how fate will continue to bring these two together until they get the point. Rick/Daryl AUWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 324 - Updated: 2-12-13 - Published: 4-16-12 - Daryl D. & Rick G.2. Pariah » reviewsSpoilers for S03E08. The Dixons and Woodbury were never meant to mix, not like this.Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 12-3-12 - Daryl D. & Merle D.3. Second-Class Citizens » reviewsRick comes from a terrible family but Daryl knows how that goes. AU Rick/DarylWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,328 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 11-18-12 - Daryl D. & Rick G.4. Ghost Town » reviewsRick wasn't sure why they did it. Four strangers couldn't share a house, that much was common sense. Somehow though, they made it work. Rick/Daryl AUWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,979 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 9-26-12 - Published: 6-30-12 - Daryl D. & Rick G.5. Kicking and Screaming reviewsTheir love is violent, angry and possessive. It is unhealthy. That doen't mean it isn't there. AU Shane/Daryl songficWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-23-12 - Daryl D. & Shane W. - Complete6. Upstart reviewsWhen Daryl is fighting he is a new man. In the real world, where being different is frowned upon, Daryl is a foreign entity, a stranger to the universe, a stray. Rick doesn't want to be just another face in the crowd. AU Eventual Rick/DarylWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-19-12 - Published: 8-27-12 - Daryl D. & Rick G.7. Birds of a Feather reviewsIt was New York City. Glenn ran there believing that if he could make it there, he could make it anywhere. Daryl/Glenn AUWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-12 - Daryl D. & Glenn8. Burn » reviewsRick and Shane try to keep personal life and work life seperated in the middle of a blazing fire when they both so eagerly love him. Rick/Daryl/Shane Love Triangle AUWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-26-12 - Published: 7-24-12 - Daryl D. & Rick G.9. Through Tangled Veins reviewsDean knew he would regret that night as soon as Castiel left. Songfic AU DestielSupernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-12-12 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete10. High Brow reviewsMoney cannot purchase what the heart desires. It was Shane's turn to learn that. AU Shane/DarylWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-12 - Daryl D. & Shane W.11. Appealing to Our Better Angels reviewsThey hadn't realized Daryl could ever actually be with someone until he broke down in his arms. Connor/DarylCrossover - Boondock Saints & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-19-12 - Connor M. & Daryl D. - Complete12. Forbidden Fruit » reviewsRick was a happy man, an engaged man, about to marry the love of his life... until a bachelor party goes wrong and a joke goes too far. AU Rick/DarylWalking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 6-2-12 - Rick G. & Daryl D. - Complete
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