Hello ya'll. The name is Danika. My friends and fellows call me D.

Age: Mumbles..

Locale: Teh Big Apple, La Mansana Grande for the lovely immigrants.

Status: Single one day, Engaged the next

Notice: Please continue reading so that I may sleep in peace with the knowledge that all of my efforts and healthy humor going into the making of this profile info page were not in vain. It's actually quite funny, I promise. I'm the witty one in my family.

What I'm all about:

Loving, living and learning. Laughing is good too. I'm the rare charity case who loves to give to charity. ;-] I can often be found roaming the streets of NYC with a loud pink t-shirt talking politics and other fun nonsense. I love to make myself known and have been known in the past among friends and family for being a total ham. 'N I've got the baby videos to prove it.

What I can't get enough of: Writing in the middle of the night, listening to i-pod in my bed. Watching the snow fall outside my little window and kicking my socks off my feet because I can't sleep with them on. Kissing teh boyz, making hot pockets and calling them home cooked meal because they came from my microwave which is located in my home... Trying my hand at class carpentry and failing, many many times. (I WILL get there eventually! I'll be better than Jesus' daddy!)

Habits to break:

Binging at 2:30 am...on delicious, way-too-big, double-chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies. (Yeah, I'm doing that right now as I'm writing this epic profile for myself.) Biting the pinky nail, none of the other fingers will do, just the pinky! I chew on it when I'm bored, not nervous. Chugging chocolate soymilk and Tylenol when I'm depressed.

Goals I'll never achieve:

Losing that Freshman Fifteen from the late 80s..Yeah, that's not going away, sorry, mom.

I want to become a prolific author, ya know? But that ain't gonna happen either, sister.

I'm fun because:

I was born in the 70s. (For all you kiddies out there, that makes me a lovechild.)

I have no prospects, but I'm super ambitious. Sensibility first my dears.

I have my own studio. It is currently filled with crap and crap and some crap as well. And those are all perpetual W.I.P.'s , mind you.

I have an obsession with dinosaurs and can tell you every species from the Triassic period in alphabetical order and whether they are a carnivore or an herbivore. Tis true, mate.

I will hang out with the oldies just for kicks, and actually enjoy myself.

I get drunk on one glass of Coors.

I'm a party gal!