BirdKidKirby
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since: 02-02-11, id: 2732375, Profile Updated: 11-17-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and 39 Clues.

My life is all about band. I play French Horn (concert) and Mellophone (marching). I'm in all pre-AP/AP classes, and what little free time I have I spend right here on fanfiction.

I am a nerd by all accounts. I make straight A's, I wear glasses, I'm in band, I play Pokemon, I write/read fanfiction, and I'm all about being a fangirl for couples.

I love Disney, Pixar, fallen angel romances, men with wings, men with abs, winged men with abs, band, Secondhand Serenade, Wicked, Tobuscus, Pokemon, Nintendo...and many other nerd-type things.

Hey, if anyone ever needs a book recommendation, PM me and I'll do my best.


List twelve characters from Maximum Ride in no particular order, then answer these questions about them.

1. Angel

2. Fang

3. Total

4. Gazzy

5. Jeb

6. Ella

7. Ari

8. Max

9. Dylan

10. Dr. M

11. Iggy

12. Max II/Maya

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Yes, tons, and I love them. Eggy forever!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Gazzy? No, I can't say Gazzy has ever struck me as hot in any form or fashion.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
O_o That would be so freaking weird and wrong and impossible since they're both girls.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
Blech. Way more of them than I would like.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
No, because then the two best couples in Maximum Ride, FAX and Eggy, would not exist.

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Five/ten because not only did they already have a kid, they are both straight as far as I know.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
He would run out screaming and eight would show up to beat the crap out of two and twelve. Then eight would join two in bed and force twelve to go sleep with nine.

8) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
It's time for Total to get his shots! And who better to administer them than Max's cookie-baking vet mom? Of course that doesn't mean Total will go quietly...

9) Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
Of course. There's tons of fluffy E-house and family stuff about them.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Born to Hate You
Two mutants have had their lives ruined by one oblivious headstrong girl. That same girl invited them to live with her Flock. Can they bond together and overcome their hate to find a true family?

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
Of course. He's sarcastic and random and a great cook. What's not to like?

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five.
Two/four. It could be called "April Fool's!" and be about them pranking eight on April Fool's day. :)

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
I'm Only Me When I'm With You by Taylor Swift. It's like it was written for her and two. Seriously. FAX fans, go listen to it.

14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Gossip and Maya's torture are inevitable.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Um, I don't think I've ever read a fic that was solely about him, but he's been mentioned in quite a few.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Well, 1 and 3 have been together from the beginning, and 5 gives very good advice. I'm not so sure about her affair with 12 because I thought she was straight. And I truly think 9 and 7 were made for each other. And for all of you wondering, 2 and 8 were off in the bedroom instead of helping 1 with this whole ordeal.

17) What title would you give this fic?
The Most Random and Possibly Disturbing Mash-Up of Pairings Ever


Favorite Pairings

Fax=Fang/Max-Maximum Ride

Eggy=Ella/Iggy-Maximum Ride

Malec=Magnus/Alec-Mortal Instruments

FerrisWheelShipping=N/Touko-Pokemon

Percabeth=Percy/Annabeth-Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Luce/Daniel-Fallen



1. An Enchanted Curse » reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,646 - Reviews: 612 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 3-13-11 - Max & Fang
2. Heartbreak and Mistletoe » reviews
An E-house story filled with relationship drama and Eraser attacks. But what else can you expect from a Flock family Christmas? AU, Fax, Eggy, Fax, Fax, and Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 12-19-11 - Max & Nudge - Complete
3. Jealousy and Mistletoe reviews
*Sequel to Heartbreak and Mistletoe* The Flock gets invited to spend Christmas with Dr. M's family in Arizona, but they meet some attractive new friends that get tension brewing. And with the hormones of a couple of sixteen-year-olds heating up, where will all of this go? Fax, Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-12 - Max & Fang
4. What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Always Stay There » reviews
Sort of an alternate ending to FANG. When Max and Fang get too heated in Las Vegas, unexpected problems arise. They leave to try and make it better, but can they truly live a normal life? AU. Major Fax, Some Eggy later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,075 - Reviews: 516 - Updated: 11-20-12 - Published: 2-4-11 - Max & Fang
5. Round and Round » reviews
Just another Amy/Ian songfic. Amy spends time contemplating her relationship with Ian. Just try it. I would be so happy. Ian chapter now up! Two-shot. Rated K plus because K is lame.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-10-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Amy C. & Ian K. - Complete
6. Speak Now reviews
Cliche songfic. Just read it. You know you want to. It has FAXFAXFAX, giggling curtains, and a shirtless Fang in it. How is that not appealing? Pleeeeeeease? Rated "K plus" because it isn't intense enough for "T" or lame enough for "K". Some OOCness. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-24-11 - Max & Fang - Complete
7. Reincarnation reviews
Short but dark. Their leader fell in batlle. Her soulmate followed her. How will they get by? CHARACTER DEATH...sort of. Just try it. Please? Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-11 - Complete