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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. -- Twilight Oath -- TWILIGHT FREAK FOREVER!!!! And at the 8th day, God made Edward Cullen... In the name of Carlilse, and of Edward, and of the holy Cullens. Amen [C]inderella walked on broken glass S]leeping beauty let a lifetime pass B]elle fell in love with a hideous beast, J]asmine married a common thief. S]now white barely escaped a knife, [B]ut through it all they each became a happyï wife. [I]t was all about love, sweat and tears, [B]ecause true love means facing your biggest fears ღ e- Elegant ღღ ;Robert . The 10 Commandments of Twilight 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves. 6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. 7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. 8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...) 9. You shall not covet Edward. 10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars Our Edward,
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga. 2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? togetherTake his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. 1. Pick-up Lines: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u Bella: So let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it? Edward: Why is the plane crashing? Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk. Edward: Easy. I’d fly the plane. Bella: Both engines have exploded and we’re falling in a death spiral toward the earth. Edward: I’d wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I’d run you back to the scene of the accident, and we’d stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history. …….. Selena It seemed like a good idea at the time It seemed like a good idea at the time, Favourite couples: Edward Bella = Twilight John Quinn Rashel = The chosen Dimitri Rose = Vampire Acadamy Quinn Hunter = Out for blood Sam Grace = Shiver Graves Dru = Strange Angels Theirry Hannah = Soulmate Stefan Elena = Vampire Diaries Darkness in our house:- Chapter 3 Bella's outfit: http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/isabella_miley/Edgy-Casual-Outfit.jpg Fear of the unknown:- Chapter 3 Bella's outfit: http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/isabella_miley/FearoftheunknownChapter3Creepyneighbors_zps10a25273.jpg Chapter 12 Bella's outfit: http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/isabella_miley/CopyofFearoftheunknownChapter12Strangebuttrue_zpsa5606f2b.jpg Chapter 18 Bella's outfit: http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/isabella_miley/FearoftheunknownChapter18_zps6dfb3082.jpg | |||||
1. Fear of the unknown » reviewsBella and her friends try the spell that supposedly wakes the dead on Halloween day. They mean it for fun but it turns out that they had really woken up the dead from the oldest cemetery in their town. Bella meets Edward Cullen, the new boy in the school who marvels at everything, like it is new to him. Full sum inside.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,845 - Reviews: 338 - Updated: 5-25-13 - Published: 10-12-12 - Edward & Bella2. Sworn to Secrecy » reviewsIn Ransleigh,North Carolina,the Masen family had hidden an important secret.When their only son Ethan dies mysteriously, his best friend Bella Swan's life comes crashing down.Then,the Masens introduce Ethan's secret cold twin brother Edward who seems to have no memory of the part of his dangerous past that costs Bella's life. -Where heaven meets hell-Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,884 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 4-20-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete3. Darkness in our house » reviewsBella and Rosalie never really knew what their dad worked at night. What will happen when he invites 6 vampires to stay at their house?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,609 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 9-23-12 - Published: 6-29-11 - Edward & Bella4. How to annoy Edward Cullen reviewsTen ways to annoy Edward Cullen.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-11 - Edward - Complete