SHALOM~!

So hey I have no idea what to put so here it goes

Name:MMOandFrUK (duh)

Height 5' 3"?

Gender:Female

Weight: rude to ask y'know

age: I can write

http://MMOandAnime.deviantart.com/?givepoints Please help the cause of me and my friend are dirt poor but we lurve DA -Puppydog eyes-

Fav anime/manga~Gurren Lagann, Fairy Tail, Bleach, One Piece, Gintama, Hetalia~Axis Powers, Amazing Agent Luna, Area no Kishi, Eyesheild 21, Junjou Romantica, Rave Master, Red River(Anatolia Story), Soul Eater, Majin Tantei Nogami Neuro, Detective Conan, Beck, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Kyokai no Rin-ne, Ares, D-Greyman, Fullmetal Alchemist, HunterXHunter, Ouran High School Host Club, Rosario+Vampire 1&2, Tsubasa Chronicle, Yu Yu Hakusho, Zatch Bell, Prince of tennis, Captain Tsubasa, Kekkaishi, Mahou Negi Sensei, Rave Master, Hareluya II Boy, Psyren, Love Hina, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Fairy Tail, Bakuman, Rappi Rangai, 1/2 Prince, The World Only God Knows, Beelzebub, New Prince of Tennis, Zero no Tsukaima, Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama, Ookiku Furikabutte, Phoenix Wright:no it's not just a game, Shaman King, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Gravitation, Martian Succesor Nadesco, Wolf's Rain, Naruto, Cut, Kidan no Koi de Ikou, Totally Captivated, Fruits Basket, Junjou Romantica, Kaikan Phrase, Black Bird, Toradora, Rurouni Kenshin, GTO(Great Teacher Onizuka, Witch Hunter, No Money, Special A, Beelzebub, Oh! My Goddess, Kampfer, Saliormoon(yes, i like it), Valkyria Chronicles, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Full Metal Panic, Onidere, Urusei Yatsura, One-pound Gospel, Cowboy Bebob, Hayate Combat Butler, Veritas, Black Jack, kampfer, Inukami, Dengenkai Daisy, Hapi Mari SRRY IF THERE ARE ANY REPEATS(Such and Otaku TT_TT)

I also have an account on OneManga by the name GoldenKick

I Feel the need to defend myself after that list, see it, up there the 10 line list of anime/manga. Well anyways I've been in competitve swimminng for about 3 years, and have been playing soccer since i was like...thinking, I'm thinking...like 6-7. Also without spellcheck and google my FF's would be fuckin' filled with spellchecks.

Here are a bunch of quotes and stuff for shits and giggles:
Rise and Rise Again Until Lambs Become Lions~Robin Hood 2010 bitch (loved that f-in movie)
He twitched cuz I got an ax in his bloody nervese system!~Lord of The Rings 2nd or 3rd movie
The poison water is like...poison water...thats a great metaphor~CardBoardLawyer
You're mad
If I wasn't this would never work~Pirates of the Caribbean
"Do you know who I am?" "Do you know who I am?" This is not a game of who the fuck are you!"~Eddie Izzard
You have the boobs to bust open the heavenS!"~some froma Gurren Lagann Spinoff series
Is there a synonm for synonm? Paprica(I know spell)~Chiikaboom
We are the knights who say Ni!*yadayadyad* You must bring us...a shrubry~monty python
"A real life undo botton" Something you wouldn't learn from unless like you didn't know how to set someone on fire and you did it by accident then your like 'oh I learned it'"~Chiikaboom
"Guuys!" "Shinpachi" "Gin-san! Is Gin-san okay?!" "DON"T RAISE YOUR VOICE IN A HOSPITAL YOU DUMBASS!!" "YOU TOO, YOU OLD FART!!" "YOU TOO, YOU STUPID BRAT! AND SAME GOES FOR ME!!"~Gintama 4 ppl talkin 1 one is shinpachi(1), then Kagura(2), 1 again, LandLady(3),2, Cathrine
"You look beetle-tastic!"~ Valkyria Chronicles
"Deer-Crushing Hoodlums"~ Me trying to say parasitic aliens yes I know WTF
"Y-You said my name!""It was your imagination now shut up and drive"~Valkyria Chronicles If you know anything about the Japenese saying someones name(1st name) without a honorific is a big deal
"You'll never be anything more than what you are now" "And whats that?" "Yuuske Uremeshi King of the Squirrels!"~Lanipator YYH Abridged ep 20
"Can you get me a pain killer or something this is killing me" "How would you describe your pain?" "...It's Killing me don't know if you remember that part"~Brian Regan WATCH THE REST OF THAT SKIT (Emergency Room)
"I fart in your general direction!"~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Shut Up!" 'He Yelled Cursing the Heavens'"I'm not cursing the heavens I'm cursing you; you crazy bitch"~Stranger than Fiction
"Fisticuffs better get him for assikicks too"~YouTube Comment
"They're flying with the power of LOVE!"~YouTube Comment
"Candy doesn't have point thats why its candy"~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Would someone just shut up and throw the damn bomb!"~ The Simpsons Movie
Heres a conversation I hadde today: Something about me and my friend ART4EVA being lesbos nothing against lesbos of couse since we DO support gay marriage and here's the rest: "We're NOT lesbos so Fuck You" "Fuck Your Mom" very creative huh well here's my comeback "How about you lose the primo BITCH attitude and shove it up your ass so your momma don't have to fuck YOU anymore" after that I continued eating pizza they had NO come back later me and ART4EVA had a good laugh about there faces afterwards.
Same reason for saying this as above "They're Neandrethals; Hormone driven Neandrethals with the IQ and Dick size of a mouse"
"Bye" "Buh, Bye Bitches!"~Steve Blum, Gurren Lagann Bloopers
"Japan or Maybe Britian" ~ Manitoug15, Ouran the Vaguely Abridged Series(OVAS)
"A Host Club!, Oh Dear God. Must Claw Way Out Must Escape Gays!"~ OVAS
"When did this door lock" "When I willed it"~ OVAS
"Leave but No one ever leaves" "what did you say" "Oh look a distacting array of geogerous men!"~OVAS
"I hear your collecting commoners. Are you organinzing a shooting range?" "Well..."~ OVAS
"I will brave the Heroine coffe"~OVAS
"This is not being a whore it's being a Host it's totally diffrent"~OVAS
"I'm using my dead mother to make girls to like me...I feel so dirty"~OVAS
"Mori...you...did...something...SOMEBODY GET ME A CAMERA!"~OVAS
"I'm lisping not slurring bitch"~Steve Blum Gurren Lagann Bloopers

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then let life wonder how the hell you did that!

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

when life gives you lemons, make some fricken lemonade!

when life gives you lemons, ask if you can have some fries with that?

When life gives you lemons, kill yourself so life won't be able to find you and give you more lemons!

TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.
EX: “What do you mean?” – Jaden “You will never know.” – Emma (Me)

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.
EX: “Oh my God that is something Samwould totally say!)

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has
NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's only because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

One time, Izzy was riding around on her bike, and she saw a cute little Gopher family. She yelled, "Hi Gophers," and the small one pulled out a chainsaw and chased Izzy around, so she had to run him over. The end

you say im not cool but cool is another way of sayim cold so if im not cold im hot i know im hot thanks for embracin it

if youre goin to be 2-faced atleast make one of them pretty

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. (dunno what this means I have no idea if we even have it in England)

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (er this one dosn't work so well in England xD)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Please re-post this if you laughed.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Current fav. anime character:Naoi Ayato anime: Angel Beats! reason: HE IS HAWT!, but he seriously is a good character

OK listen up I have 2 stories floatin' 'round inside my head so I decided to post an ANgel Beats FF first cuz I just watched and I need to take a break from Hetalia, so watch out for it

Im planning to write some new FF I've been day dreaming alot lately Yes In school but try sitting through 5-6 blocks and not dreaming once again beside the point I'll be trying to write ALOT more FF covering some more anime series if I can.