''Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out.'' - Walter from Jeff Dunham.

This is my life's motto.

Well, I'm just writing stories for fun. I figure I've been a member for a long time, so it's time for me to do my writing part for reader. I write for certain categories, but I'm unpredictable, so I could write for others. You just never know.

The categories I like to write for:

1) Fluff

2)Humor

3)Romance

4)Friendship

5)Fun

6)Adventure

Those are my main categories, but like I said; I could write for others. You just never know with me.

I won't ever. EVER. Write for:

1)Rape in main characters or other characters (I'm not particularly fond of this category, but I COULD possibly write for it if it was for a good story that had deep meaning; but other than that: probably not.)

2)Abused main characters (Again, same as above; only for a good purpose that has a meaning for the story.)

3)Death for main characters (I doubt anyone will EVER see this in my story. I don't like sad endings. I like happy ones, and I'm a sap for a HEA.)

I doubt you'll ever see me write for these. I just don't like it. Enough said.

Don't like that? Don't read my stories.

I'm blunt and to the point. I won't dally around with telling off people that try to curse me out for a bad story, or making details wrong. I won't lie to you when you ask me a question on my stories. I may not get to every reviewer or PM right away, so just chill out, and wait for me to respond. That's all you can do. I don't wait on hands and feet of people. That's not me.

Don't like my attitude? Don't PM me. Simple right?

I just want to write my stories, get reviews, and make people satisfied with my stories.

I will mostly write One-shots due to them being the easiest for me to focus on. I will write chapter stories, don't worry, but if I do write chapter stories: be prepared for a possible wait in between chapters. I get off focus easily, and become distracted with other things I'm doing. i don't mean to, but I do.

Don't like that? Get off my page, and don't read my stories.

Simple right?

I'm unpredictable with stories. I'll write some, maybe get another idea and right that, or I can just take a long break form writing anything. It just happens. I'm human, nothing more. I won't lie and give you a date on when I update a story or anything like that. I hate lying, and I won't do it, even for a story.

I love ideas for stories. I just love them, so if you have ideas, and read this page: why don't you try to PM me some ideas you have for a story that you would like posted? I take all ideas to heart, and I adore people who give ideas for stories. I love that. Period. I may mash some ideas together if I like it, but I will try to write out the story that you have the idea for. I like projects.

Now, I won't tolerate cursing out. If you don't like my story: fantastic. Just don't review and leave a 'shame on you for this blah blah blah' or 'you suck. Take this down'.

It's stupid for saying something like this, yes? It's a story that I came up with ,and you're not the only ones that read them. Others may like them. Don't get your panties in a twist. Just chill out, and read a different story.

Simple? good.

I will leave information on any stories that are in progress here as well. Like I said, I won't leave a date, but I can give information on what's happening.

Don't review if your only words are 'update soon'. I see that on so many review boards It's stupid. Tell the author what you like, and stuff like that. The Author may have worked hard on that story, and would like to see that stuff.

Just one person's opinion, though.

Anyway, now that I'm done rambling with my soap box: enjoy what I post.

2012-5-30 Update:

This Little Love: My first multi-chaptered story. I'm on the second chapter currently, and I have a few ideas for it still. I'm going to try to do a few more chapters, and make them slightly longer than the first two. No promises though. Just enjoy the story.

I don't care if you don't review. Just enjoy the story.

Don't like what I write? Leave the story, don't review, and don't come back.

Simple, yes?

2012-6-16 Update:

Fired Souls: is my second multi-chaptered story. I'm attempting to stay focused and updating quick, but I'm terrible and unpredictable.

This Little Love: Is completed, and I thank all those who have read it and enjoyed it.

Don't like what I write? Leave the story, don't review, and don't come back.

Simple, yes?

2012-7-19 Update

Fired Souls: is finally updated with Chapter 9. I thank everyone who is sticking to this story, and is enjoying it.

I don't know if I should post another story I have written on my computer. It's a Carlisle/Bella story, and It isn't completed. I have about six chapters down on my computer for the story, but I don't know if I should post it.

What do you guys think?

Don't like what I write? Leave the story, don't review, and don't come back.

Simple right?

2012-7-25 Update

Fired Souls: Is now at Chapter 12. Thanks again to all my loyal readers and reviewers who are sticking to my story.

Don't like what I write? Leave my story, don't review, and don't come back.

Simple right?

2013-3-31 Update

Haven't been around for a while, but here I am again. I know all are waiting on Fired Soulsto be updated again, and I just want to say I'm still going for the story to be James/Bella. Yes, right now Edward is the star, but I've said so a few times: I don't know where the category will lie for partners since I'm still wrestling the ideas.

This Little Love REVISEDis still ongoing, as well.

Fire Souls: Is at Chapter 15.

This Little Love REVISED: is at Chapter 12.