You may, or may not, recognize my name from a story you've read. If so good for you! if not, you should go read Welcome to Real Life by lil' fayri grrl. trust me, you'll like it. Jingshi is my OC for the story, i help her with the kinks and the plotbunnies. So far it's really interesting! She's just taking a while putting out the next chap, due to no time to write. It may take a while to get the next one out.

Initials: EOS (spend eternity trying to figure my name out, I don't care)

DOB: 5/6/93

Favorite color: Teal-midnight blue

Hobbies: reading, drawing, surfing ff for interesting fics, sleeping

Dreams for Future: Donno, haven't real put much thought into it as of yet...
I'M WILLING TO BE AN BETA!!! I don't write, and i have terrible spelling, but i can tell you if a story flows or not.

Something I feel all Naruto fans should know: ANBU stands for Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai, which roughly comes out to "Special Assassination and Tactical Squad"

I hate writing. But.. plotbunnies just seem to love me. So, I'm making a special little place on my profile just for them.

Random Plot Bunnies of the Month.(or maybe it should be week?)

(make your own names)

Yami no Matsui/Naruto: Has anyone else ever wondered just who the shinigami that took the 4th's spirit was? Well, I sure do. What if it was Watari? And what if he just happened to get attached to the little baby the big, scary demon was sealed into?

(it hasn't been a month, but I've got another one that's been bothering me.) Bleach/Shaman King: What if one of the gotei 13 was on patrol when they come across a boy in a cemetery? And what if that boy just happened to be Yoh Asakura (or other, i'm really not picky) who hadn't found a guardian ghost yet? What do you think will happen?

Randomness!!!

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you cried when L died, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever searched for over half an hour for the glasses that are on your face, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a completely quiet room copy and past this in your profile.

If all the people around you think you are one random psycho, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you like being "insane" because being sane is just too boring, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't supposed to be funny, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run! bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. (what bodies? >.> )

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was fucking awesome! Let's do it again!"