Author has written 8 stories for Merlin, Librarian, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Alice, 2009.
Oh gosh I hate these things with a passion. I'm always at a complete loss of what to say, then I end up cluttering it with incomplete and entirely random thoughts. I'm going to try now, and you can tune out whenever you see fit.
My name is Gwendolynne, but I'd prefer you either call me Gwen or LittleMissDementorsKiss. I'm Diabetic. If I type and post something that has totally crappy grammar/spelling, please just assume that my sugar was high. If something makes you think I was on an acid trip when I wrote it, or if it ends up going on tangents, it was probably written on a low (there are only two things a diabetic can't eat: poison, and cookies... made with poison.
I am a complete Harrry Potter Nerd. I love love LOVE WRock. My iPod holds a ton of it. My sister says it's a waste of money; I say it's art.
I am a big reader. I love Harry Potter (which, though already established, I felt was in need of reiteration), The Mortal Instruments Series, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, the Hunger Games, and a whole bunch of other books and series that I may list later, but don't feel like typing at the moment. I generally like Vivian Vande Velde and Michael Crichton(A nut by any other name would smell like feet). I'm basically a big Sci-fi and Fantasy fan, and pretty much love anything post-apocolyptic. I absolutely DESPISE Twilight. If you like it, don't discuss it with me unless you are ready for a HUGE rant about all of the various discrepancies and overall stupidities of the series. I don't particularly like James Patterson because James Patterson writes like a tweenager with Korsakoff's and a supiriority complex and then is praised for it.
This is one of the few categories in which you will not hear me SQUEEEE about Harry Potter. I enjoy most of the movies, but I am not fond enough of them to SQUEEEE about them. I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, PotC, and Disney's version of The Sword and the Stone. I liked Season of the Witch, The Last Mimzy, and several others that for some reason are connected to these two in my mind. I also like several Made-for-TV movies, specifically The Librarian series. Also, Batman: The Movie.
I like Merlin, Criminal Minds (mostly because of Reid), Lie to Me, Supernatural, and Glee (though I'd love to point out that I am NOT a Gleek, but rather a very versitile starkid) I also have a cruel tendancy to fall in like with shows that are cancelled before they ran dry, like The Listener, Ask Rhod Gilbert, The Middleman, Moonlight, Crusoe, Firefly, Kyle XY, The IT Crowd, and Mental. The middleman was my favorite out of all of those, and if I had to chose only one to bring back that would be it. But then again... The Listener had a horrible horrible horrible "last" episode, only because they were planning on another season so they left it as the cliffhanger of the friggin' century. Grrrrrrr! WHAT HAPPENED TO TOBY'S MOM!!!
I have written a few songfics and inspired-by-song-fics. Here are the links to youtube videos of these songs. I try to find lyric videos.
Safe Ride by Cute Is What We Aim For:
Dress and Tie by Darren Criss and Charlene Kaye:
Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson (fic: RockABye):
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