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Author has written 53 stories for Pokemon, Digimon, Mario, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Yu-Gi-Oh. Gngh. It's been so long since I was active here. 26/06/07 Hi everyone. I'm... what was my username again? The Long Name Ending In Cookie. (I'm thinking about changing it... again.) I don't like to admit it, but I was previously known as Sk8er Grl and even more previously as PinkScyther. And I wrote some absolute garbage under those names, which I haven't had the heart to delete from the account because it reminds me that I have improved (and grown up), and of the glory days when I was actually moderately well-known among Fanfiction.net's Pokemon fans. Shut up now Claire, get to the point. Yep, my name's Claire. (Which means I'm a girl.) I'm an Australian university student halfway into my science degree. I'm just a big science nerd; you've been warned. Likes: Science Cartoons/anime Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX Full Metal Alchemist Meat Loaf Alice Cooper Scissor Sisters The Lord of the Rings Nintendo games Food Sleep Terry Pratchett Mercedes Lackey The Rocky Horror Picture Show Monty Python's Flying Circus Popcorn Robots/cyborgs Dislikes: Being woken up Onions Enclosed spaces Knuckle-cracking I know I don't write much any more. I don't have a lot of time. But I'll lurk and hope to meet people who write the kind of thing I like. I welcome PM's, instant messages and email. You can use my email address to get me on MSN messenger, or on AIM my screen name is SmudDragon. | |||||||||||
1. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes of Doom reviewsCoauthored by Her Sweetness. One night, a mysterious UFO interrupts 8 boys’ lives in different ways. Plane crashes, pornsite popups, drunken secrets and a laundromat? These guys are in for strange times as they fall for a trick and ultimately each other.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-052. Catch My Disease reviewsChaseshipping Duke gets sick, and Tristan takes it upon himself to keep him company and help him recover.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-19-05 - R. Otogi & H. Honda3. Tangled » reviewsAll through the Dice Monsters game, Duke had it bad--for Yami...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-10-05 - Published: 3-27-054. Things That Are Completely Untrue reviewsWritten entirely to tease bluesquirtle15 (not maliciously of course), but I thought it was of sufficient quality to share with everyone else :D. A very silly love triangle with an even sillier ending.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-055. Draco's Dad reviewsA song parody about Lucius Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-9-036. There Was An Old Hobbit reviewsProof that I (the one formerly known as PinkScyther or Sk8er Grl) am not dead. Just a parody of the "There Was An Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly" nursery rhyme.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-12-037. The Liberated Past » reviewsFrom a mysterious egg hatches a previously extinct animal. Bowser tries to control it but gives it too much power and accidentally creates a monster. It escapes, and Mario must face his most deadly enemy ever... Could this be Mario's last adventure?Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-5-02 - Published: 10-15-028. RETIREDThe Darkest of Nights reviewsI am Claire. I am also PinkScyther. With the help of my friends I am finally able to morph into PinkScyther without having to be in a universe compatible with real Pokémon.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-029. RETIREDIzzy Izzy Izzy, Oi Oi Oi! reviewsMWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! This is a poem about Izzy. I wrote it to annoy Pikachu13, but not to diss Izzy so don't hurt me... yet...Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-22-0210. RETIREDTada! More Directions From Ash! reviewsWhat is happening here? Oh, I'm just actually uploading something FINALLY. It's a sequel to Ash's Amazing Directions and it's funny... I think. Anyway, my advice: read it and eat bananas.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-19-0211. RETIREDTV Wars reviewsPG just in case. Our favourite Pokemon and their Trainers watch TV... for once. A LOT of TV... the wars part? Well did you think Ash 'n Misty could agree on what to watch?Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-12-0112. RETIREDTogepi? What Togepi? reviewsUmmm... well I'm finally posting something after all this time. It's a story about what would happen if Togepi's egg had turned out to be something other than Togepi. I don't know what genre to put it so it's general.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-7-0113. RETIREDMore Than Just A Headache reviewsMWAHAHAHA! Electric Rhydon and I decided to write a fic together, and it turned out, umm, well very different than we expected... INSANITY WARNING!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-11-0114. RETIREDThe First Epic » reviewsThe first in a series of 19 fics. Before Pokémon came to Earth, they lived on planets in the Epic System... they had to leave before the sun exploded, but then the strange craft showed up... this is the Fire Epic's story of Great Charizard.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-7-01 - Published: 6-13-0115. RETIREDWherever You Go » reviewsThis is the third story about Ash's Pikachu aka Sparker's herd. Thunder, the only Raichu in the herd, meets a lone Raichu with a mysterious past. They get caught in a forest fire... will they survive? Will the herd survive?Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-01 - Published: 5-12-0116. RETIREDIn My Dreams: 5th Collection! reviewsYes, more insane dreams! scary movie scream Well at least I don't set the world on fire just to get out of class! That was Pikachu13!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-0117. RETIREDIt's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's Bob! reviewsKay, I'm actually uploading something. This is the story of Bob, the superhero Tauros. It starts off being humorous, but of course just becomes plain disturbing. PG for that reason, and for the guns.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-5-0118. RETIREDThe Disclaimer To End All Disclaimers reviewsAsh, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi, me and all the Pokémon authors go out to get rid of Disclaimers. From now on I will never write a Pokémon Disclaimer again.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-5-0119. RETIREDTorturing Tracey! reviewsI was completely po'd at Tracey (and a few others) when I wrote it. I give him the worst torture possible using my Flaming Circular Saw Launcher!Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-5-0120. RETIREDLegend Of The MerMew » reviewsHere it is Blue! Far under the sea live a legendary race of Pokémon known as the Mer-Mew. But their existence is threatened when an unnatural predator enters their environment. It is up to three humans to save them...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-6-01 - Published: 2-4-0121. RETIREDThe Secret Of The GS Ball » reviewsWhen the GS Ball is opened, and the truth discovered, the human population are in danger of having Pokémon replace them as the dominant species. Is Pikachu the only one who can resist, and save them?Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-30-01 - Published: 3-3-0122. RETIREDIf This Is How You Play Yellow, You Need He reviewsThese are all things I did the first time I played Pokémon Yellow. Very stupid. Very funny. C'mon, you were perfect the first time you played?Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 3-24-0123. RETIREDBehold, Pure Insanity reviewsThis is by far the weirdest of all my fics put together! I had Writer's Block, so everything was very random. Mewtwo's house blows up, it's Bob's debut, the world blows up, just stuff. WARNING: Insane!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-24-0124. RETIREDPokémon: The Musical reviewsTHE SONGFIC TO END ALL SONGFICS! I dunno why this's humor, it's sorta everythin'. But anywayz, it's just a normal day for Ash and co, except with songs, from the Totally Pokémon CD.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-9-0125. RETIREDAsh's Amazing Directions! reviewsYa ever wonder why Ash always gets lost? Read this! I ask him for directions to my own door, and end up... well, you'll see!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-3-0126. RETIREDUnexplained And Unexplainable Poké Mysteri reviewsQuestions that I'm sure everyone will have asked some time. If you want I'll also publish my answers.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-3-0127. RETIREDThe Cartoon Heroes reviewsAnother songfic! Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu and Togepi are the Cartoon Heroes!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-0128. RETIREDThe Last Of The Pink Scyther reviewsThe story of my Scyther-self's origin. Yes there are two of me, I can morph to either one, and no I'm NOT from Pinkan Island!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-0129. RETIREDThe Mangled Ketchum Family Tree reviewsThis starts off humor anywayz. Very strange, even for me. Basically, Ash, Brock, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Tracy, Jessie, James and Meowth discover their related, and what happened on Valencia Island.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-22-01 - Published: 2-23-0130. RETIREDHard Choices Have To Be Made » reviewsTHE SEQUEL TO PFAE. Wanna know what happens to Cutie and Thunder? Wanna know what their mum thinks? Then read it!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-16-01 - Published: 1-19-0131. RETIREDPikachu13's Monopoly Song reviewsThis is to make up for all the fics that she was in but didn't like, especially 'THE HORRORS OF PINKSCYTHER'S ROOM'.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-0132. RETIREDPikachu13 Loves Ritchie! reviewsHAHAHAAA! She's gonna kill me, this is the ultimate way to annoy Pikachu13! This is for calling me fat, slow, and for laughing at me 'coz every time you say 'There's Moltres' I look. Anywayz, it's makin' fun of romances. (not romance fics though, so dPokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-16-0133. RETIREDTracy Tries To Get Revenge! reviews...on me. The important word is TRIES... 'coz after all, he never gets through one of my fics without dying! PG for the blood and guts... it's a bit disgusting.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-0134. RETIREDPinkScyther Falls Into Her Own Tetris Game reviewsHehehe... Lotsa weird things happen inside the computer... speeding virus's, message biplanes, giant Pikachu helping me squash everyone who doesn't like Pokémon, and Tracy too, and stuff falls on my head, and me and Tracy have a showdown... guess whoPokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-16-0135. RETIREDI Want Brocky reviewslol I laugh at myself for writing this, it's absurd! Basically I changed the words to 'I Want Candy'. Don't shoot me anyone!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-4-0136. RETIREDInstances When Tracy Should Have Been Kille reviewsA true Tracy-hater will know already that during the Pokémon tv series and movies, there were times where the events could have been slightly twisted so Tracy would get killed. Here they are!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-4-0137. RETIREDPikachu For All Eternity » reviewsBefore Pikachu met Ash, he was captured, and before that he was wild. This fic is about how he was captured, and his sister trying to rescue him.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 12-1-0038. RETIREDSeriously Twisted Movie » reviewsHAAAAAAA! It's one in the morning and I overdose on dark chocolate. This is the result. WARNING! Extremely weird!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 12-3-0039. RETIREDHigh School Hijinx! Part 1Form Assembly F » reviewsThis is what'd happen if my Pokémon went to the school I go to. They cause chaos, an' that's easy to write 'coz that's usually what happens in class anyway!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 1-19-0140. RETIREDA Pokémon Saved My Life reviewsYAAY! I WROTE A SONGFIC! The impossible has happened! 'Kay, so it's probably not all that good. So sue me. It's my first one, be nice!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-0141. RETIREDIn My Dreams 3 reviewsMore weird dreams! Yay! Not as many this time, but I'm going for quality rather than quantity.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-0142. RETIREDThe Lion KingPokémon Style! reviewsMewberries' latest fic challenge is a Lion KingPokémon crossover. This is what I came up with!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-25-0143. RETIREDThe Warped Pokémon Bedtime Story reviewsKay, who wants some pure insanity? Well here it is! This is why you should never trust me to tell you a bedtime story... it's Goldilocks and the Three Bears the way you've nver seen it before: PinkScyther Style!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-25-0144. RETIREDIn My Dreams 2 reviewsMore weird dreams! And now they all have titles for easy reference!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-19-0145. RETIREDPinkScyther Nightmare reviewsI wrote this a while ago to celebrate finally finishing PFAE. But it's a pretty weird way to celebrate 'coz I get killed...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-0146. RETIREDIn My Dreams reviewsEXTREMELY pointless, EXTREMELY weird. I just wrote down a couple of my Pokémon dreams, because I think people's dreams are interesting... WARNING: Weirdness factor infinity.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-8-0147. RETIREDThe Monopoly Song reviewsAll sorts of craziness here! WARNING: I was hyper when I wrote it... Includes a jar of olives, Danger Mouse, a Tyrannosaurus, the Monopoly song, and some of the authors...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-0148. RETIREDHow Sweet To Be An Idiot reviewsHere is another WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD typical PinkScyther fic. Well, songfic. If this doesn't convince you that I'm an idiot, nothing will... And it's written for some of the authors who have been nice to me... oh yeah, and as usual Tracy dies.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-0149. RETIREDMonty Python The Three Stooges Pokemon reviewsWho needs to stay up at night to write weird fics? Not me! This is another Tracy-killing fic especially written for Mewberries, and also to make up for the last weird one, because AngryMew2 is a she...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-0150. RETIREDTracy Gets Buggered reviewsBe afraid, be very afraid! This is a Tracy-death fic, with lotsa blood and guts, and violence! Not for Tracy fans, actually it's for AngryMew2 because I accidentally left him out last time. I warned you!Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-28-0051. RETIREDTHE HORRORS OF PINKSCYTHER'S ROOM reviewsThis is even weirder than Seriously Twisted Movie! I'm scaring myself here becasue I wrote this during the day WITHOUT sugar! pikachu13's gonna kill me, and the rest of my favourite authors appear in this one. Why? Because they deserve to be in a fic!Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-22-0052. RETIREDRelax, Pikachu! reviewsMy first fic. Uh, it's sorta Pikachu's Vacation, except Ash, Brock and Misty give their Pokémon a vacation 'coz Pikachu needs one. The others have to look after the sleepwalking Togepi...Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-30-0053. RETIREDThe One For Me reviewsA Pokémon poem. It's a good idea not to read it...unless you need to get to sleep in a hurry.Pokemon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-30-00
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