| EmoMetalMusicLuvr16 |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. My Name: BRIDGET! I'm a libra! YAY! Born on October 16th. Age: 15 bitches! Blonde hair and blue eyes. About 5'4''. x3 My favorite shows are Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Code Lyoko, Ben 10: Alien Force/ Ultimate Alien, Bleach and Legend of Korra. Pairings Naruto and Naruto Shippuden: SasukeXSakura NarutoXHinata InoXKiba ShikamaruXIno ShikamaruXTemari NejiXTenten ATLA: AangXKatara SokkaXSuki SokkaXToph ZukoXMai Code Lyoko: UlrichXYumi OddXSam JeramieXAelita Ben 10: AF/UA: KevinXGwen BenXJulie Legend of Korra: MakoXKorra BolinXJinora JinoraXSkoochy BolinXAsami AsamiXIroh Bleach IchigoXOrihime RenjiXRukia ToshiroXMomo x3 I HATE SNOBY PEOPLE AND BULLIES!!!! DX THEY CAN ALL DIE IN A HOLE! My fav sports are Vollyball and Basketball. I LOVE TO WATCH (and sometimes play) FOOTBALL! I don't believe in religion , but I do believe that there is a god I LOVE VIOLENCE! I have an anger problem. So dont make me want to hurt you. >:D x3 I hate school. GO DIE YOU MOTHER %&$*! I'm the loudest person ANYONE knows. I can also be the quietest when I WANT to be. XD ...Pizza is awesome...XD Hey boys, I'm single ;) ...Violence...;) Math is my fav subject, but I ALWAYS seem to get the SHITIEST teachers! DX My stories are also on youtube. Same screen name. Here link: http://www.youtube.com/user/EmoMetalMusicLuvr16?feature=mhee My back up youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/EmoMusicRox16 My Facebook Link: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001156814790 I. HATE. FANBOYS/FANGIRLS. GO DIE IN THE HELLHOLE YOU CALL HOME YOU @#$%*@$&$! hehehe ...I LIKE PIE!...:P When I turn 16; EVERYONE. WILL. DIE! Better get outta me way when I get my liscence.( I think thats spelled right. XD) And a car. o.O ...More Violence...(: x3 When the going gets tough, the tough say 'SCREW IT! And gets a cookie! XD Spoons can kill... ...Fried Chicken...*drools* Orochimaru is a pedofile/Michael Jackson JAPAN STYLE! :D METAL MUSIC ROX! :) I like thunderstorms. I am clumsy. x3 Sasu-kun is a chicken ass emo teme. Sasuke: I AM NOT! B: QUIET YOU! *wacks him with golf club! XD* Sasuke: *K.O'd! X.X* FIGHT THE POWER/POWA! X.X Skittles make me hi. Teehee. SCREW COUNTRY MUSIC! DX x3 Mafia connections are AWESOME! Youtube is a BITCH sometimes! The title 'Candyman' just sounds WRONG! ...Sugar...X.X SCREW TWILIGHT! I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT! I want a penguin. THEY'RE THE ONLY CUTE BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY AWAY FROM ME! 83 I would tell you my hobbies, but then I'd have to kill you... x3 One of my friends dad own a pizza place! I LOVE THE GAME ZAP! My best friend is only two days older than me! XD ...Three Days Grace...XD Some people call me a blonde headed demon. THATS ME NEW NICKNAME! XP I ABSOLUTLY LOVE MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX BOOKS! CountryMusicMomSinging= BLEEDING EARS! DX x3 Pork Chops and Apple Sauce! I'm the crazy one of mine and me homies group! My grandpa died on my birthday... ...Darkness... SUMMER VACATION IS ALMOST HERE!!!! :D Expect more stories now because IT. IS. SUMMER! Peace. Love. And Drugs. The moto for hippies! XD My fav voice actor is Yuri Lowenthal (notice y i luv naruto and ben 10 -_-') And my fav voice actress is Kate Higgins. (Naruto/Bleach. Its Sakura's V.A.) I hate it when people act rasist or sexist!!! x3 FRIENDS: have never seen you cry FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing FRIENDS: Are for a while FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. 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If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Dad At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. 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You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. Don’t wait until it’s to late to thank him the right way. Tell him you love him and make sure he knows you’ll always be his little boy or girl every chance you get. If you love your dad, post this on your profile. I love you, Dad. Even though you'll never read this. XD What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Random shizz: Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it! Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA! If you would cry if Sasuke and Sakura, Neji and Tenten, Naruto and Hinata, Ino and Kiba, and Temari and Shikamaru didn't pair up in the anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over thin air, copy this into your profile. Girls If you love God with your whole heart then copy this and put it in your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. Girl Talk You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong. FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid ugly WHORE!! 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If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you LOVE STORY A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face t...he boy... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See Moregrabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... THE END ...Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school, anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you're safe. )':PRAY FOR JAPAN :'( feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, Ruthenia Sasusaku, EmoMetalMusicLuvr16, ღ ღ ღ SASUKE!!!!! XDD and DDDX You know you live in the year 2000 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this onto your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this onto your profile! If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile. If you want Sakura to be with Sasuke and only Sasuke and will not tolerate any other pairing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you never, and never will, accept Sasuke to get together with anyone else except Sakura, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you'd rather Sasuke die alone than get together with anyone else except Sakura, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you tend to talk to yourself and continue even when people are looking at you as if you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you tend to think of many story or fanfiction plots even though you still have stories that needed to be started or finished, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that SasuSaku lemon is SIZZLING HOT, copy and paste onto your profile. If you have numerous OC's and still plan to create more, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you say you're not CRAZY but claim that you're ECCENTRIC, copy and paste onto your profile. SASUSAKU 4 EVER Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? Sasuke: No Sakura: Do you like me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Do you want me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Choose--me or your life Sasuke: My life Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. (OR WISH SASUKE WOULD FORGET HIS REVENGE AND TELL SAKURA HE LOVES HER!) Ok this is like a quiz thing! 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Bridget 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Black Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Alise Trouble Maker 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Liebriree 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blood Red Soda 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Releabe 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Sue 6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Tabby Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Shadow of the Day by: Linkin Park Waking Up: Not Gonna Get Us by: t.A.T.u. First Day At School: Given Up by: Linkin Park Falling In Love: Bite the Dust by: The Pussycat Dolls Fight Song: Womanizer by: Britney Spears Breaking Up: No More Sorrow by: Linkin Park Prom night: Good Girls Go Bad by: Cobra Starship Life: Love Game by: Lady Gaga Mental Breakdown: Big Girls Don't Cry: Fergie Driving: Goodies by: Ciara Flashback: Green Light by: Andre 3000 Getting back together: Yeah 3X Wedding: Far Away by: Nickelback Birth of Child: Teeth by: Lady Gaga Final Battle: If I Had You by: Adam Lambert Funeral Song: Gotta Be Somebody by: Nickelback Final Credits: Whispers In the Dark by: Skillet 'Never Argue With A Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8.WORLD DOMINATION! ()() This is the recruitment bunny help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) BUNNIES KICK BUTT! XD This is if thing This is you thing This is actually thing This is took thing This is time thing This is out thing This is of thing This is your thing This is life thing This is to thing This is read thing This is this thing This is I thing This is pity thing This is your thing This is poor thing This is soul thing Read third word in every line. :) Hey girl you know you drive me crazy. One look puts the rhythm in my hand. Still don’t rather understand why you hang around I see what’s going down Cover-up with make-up in the mirror Tell yourself it’s never gonna happen again You cry alone and then he swears he loves you! Do you feel like a man when you push around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end As your lies crumble down a new life she has found A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect Every action in this world will bear a consequence If you wait around forever you will surely drown I see what’s going down I see the way you go and say your right again Say your right again Heed my lecture! Do you feel like a man when you push around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end As your lies crumble down a new life she has found Face down in the dirt She said This doesn’t hurt She said I’ve finally had enough! Face down in the dirt She said This doesn’t hurt She said I’ve finally had enough! One day She will Tell you That she has enough He’s coming around again Do you feel like a man when you push around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end As your lies down a new life she has found Do you feel like a man when you push around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I’ll tell you my friend one day this world’s going to end As your lies crumble down a new life she has found Face down in the dirt She said This doesn’t hurt She said I’ve finally had enough! -By: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Song: Face Down When I see your smile Tears run down my face I can’t replace Now that I’m strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and breaks through my soul And I know I’ll find deep inside me I can be the one I will never let you fall (Let you fall) I’ll stand up with you forever I’ll be there for you through it all (Through it all) Even if saving you sends me to heaven Its okay (3X) Seasons are changing And waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer And nights grown shorter I can show you I’ll be the one I will never let you fall (Let you fall) I’ll stand up with you forever I’ll be there for you through it all (Through it all) Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cause you’re my You’re my My My true love My whole heart Please don’t thrown that away Cause I’m here For you Please don’t walk away And please tell me you’ll stay! Stay Use me as you will Pull my strings for a thrill And I know I’ll be okay Though my skies turning gray (Gray) I will never let you fall I’ll stand up with you forever I’ll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven I will never let you fall I’ll stand up with you forever I’ll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven -By: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Song: Your Guardian Angel Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I can’t escape this hell So many times I’ve tried But I’m still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can’t control myself! So what if you can see The darkest side of me! No one will ever change this animal I have become! And we believe It’s not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (this animal (2X)) I can’t escape myself So many times I’ve lied But there’s still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can’t control myself! So what if you can see The darkest side of me! No one will ever change this animal I have become! And we believe It’s not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become And we believe It’s not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody get me through this nightmare I can’t control myself! Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can’t escape this hell! This animal! (6X) So what if you can see The darkest side of me! No one will ever change this animal I have become! And we believe It’s not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become And we believe It’s not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal This animal I have become! -By: Three Days Grace Song: Animal I Have Become No time for goodbye he said, as he faded away Don’t put your life in someone’s hands They’re bound to still it away Don’t hide your mistakes, cause they’ll find you, burn you then he said If you want to get out alive Run for your life! (2X) This is my last time she said, as she faded away It’s hard to imagine, but one day you’ll end up like me Then she said If you want to get out alive Run for your life! (2X) If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive!) Run for your life! (2X) If I stay it won’t be long Til I’m burning on the inside If I go I can only hope that I’ll make it to the other side! If you want to get out alive Run for your life If you want to get out alive Ohhh run for! If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive!) Run for your life! If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive!) Ohhh run for! If I stay it won’t be long Til I’m burning on the inside If I go I can only hope that I’ll make it to the other side! If I stay it won’t be long Til I’m burning on the inside If I go And if I go! Burning on the inside! (3X) -By: Three Days Grace Song: Get Out Alive Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don’t miss you yet Only when I stop think about it I hate everything about you! Why do I love you?! (2X) Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Only when I stop think about it I hate everything about you! Why do I love you?! (2X) Only when I stop to think about you, I know Only when you stop to think about me, do you know? I hate everything about you! Why do I love you?! You hate everything about me! Why do you love me?! I, Hate You, Hate I, Hate You, Love me! I hate everything about you! Why do I love you?! -By: Three Days Grace Song: I Hate Everything About You Here I stand Helpless and left for dead Close your eyes So many days go by Easy to find what’s wrong Harder to find what’s right I believe in you I can show you that I can see right through All your empty lies, I want stay long In this world so wrong Say goodbye! As we dance with the devil tonight Don’t you dare look him in the eyes As we dance with the devil tonight Trembling, crawling my skin Feeling your cold dead eyes Stealing the life of mine I believe in you I can show you that I can see right through All your empty lies, I want last long In this world so wrong Say goodbye! As we dance with the devil tonight Don’t you dare look him in the eyes As we dance with the devil tonight Hold on (2X) Say goodbye! As we dance with the devil tonight Don’t you dare look him in the eyes As we dance with the devil tonight Hold on (2X) -By: Breaking Benjamin Song: Dance With the Devil If you feel So empty So used up So let down If you feel So angry So ripped off So stepped on You’re not the only one Refusing to back down You’re not the only one So get up! Let’s start a riot, a riot! Let’s start a riot! (2X) If you feel So filthy So dirty So fucked up If you feel So walked on So painful So pissed off You’re not the only one Refusing to back down You’re not the only one So get up! Let’s start a riot, a riot! Let’s start a riot! (2X) If you feel So empty So used up So let down If you feel So angry Just get up! Let’s start a riot, a riot! Let’s start a riot! (5X) -By: Three Days Grace Song: Riot Don't lie and say that it's OK. Don't tell me I'm the one to blame. And faster than you can follow me from this lonely place. And try, and try to understand me I'm running away. -By: Midnight Hour Song: Running Away What if I wanted to break? Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? What if I fell to the floor? Couldn’t take all this anymore What would you do, do, do?! Come break me down! Bury me, Bury me! I am finished with you! What if I wanted to fight? Beg for the rest of my life! What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I’m not running from you (from you) Come break me down! Bury me, Bury me! I am finished with you! Look in my eyes You’re killing me, killing me! All I wanted was you! I tried to be someone else But nothing seem to change I know now This is who I really am inside And I’ve finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now This is who I really am! Oh-ho (3X) Come break me down! Bury me, Bury me! I am finished with you, you, you! Look in my eyes You’re killing me, killing me! All I wanted was you! Come, Break me down! Break me down! Break me down! What if I want to break? What if I, what if I, what if I, what if I? Bury me, Bury me. -By: 30 Seconds to Mars Song: The Kill | |||||||