Unless otherwise mentioned, all my work is dedicated to the most important person in my life, the one figure whose name shall ring throughout the ages as someone worthy of admiration and respect: me.

You know what would be awesome? To own a hearse. Just think how cool that would be! I tell you, you own a hearse, you're gonna find you don't get into accidents a lot. People are always gonna see you and say "Oh, snap, there's a corpse in there. I better be careful around this guy or the family's gonna put a curse on me" and then slow down and let you by when ordinarily you'd be waiting ten minutes to make that left turn.

Have you noticed that 90 of people who mention how devoutly religious they are in their profiles write petty, self-righteous garbage?

In the Works

Ave Maria - I'm working on it, I promise. The last few chapters are coming slowly because they're confusing. Also, I have to keep my grades high to maintain my full scholarship.

The Other - My most recent story. Also my first story told from first-person perspective, with a bit of stream of consciousness-style thrown in. It's fun, but vaguely disquieting, especially because my narrator winds up thinking like I do, even though he speaks a bit more colloquially. It is altogether possible that this story will be the second story I've written which contains necrophilia (the first being Ave Maria). That's two more instances of necrophilia than most people will ever write about. I feel accomplished.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni: Seijaku - I honestly don't know where I'm going with this. A Higurashi/Silent Hill crossover. Not one of my saner ideas. But if there's one thing I'm good at, it's making madness work.

It may be necessary to remind the audience that the views and opinions expressed in stories are not necessarily expressed nor endorsed by the creator.

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Sailor Nothing- It's like if Alan Moore were put in charge of Sailor Moon...a hideously depressing deconstruction of mahou shoujo. What can I say? It's like having your childhood (assuming you watched Sailor Moon as a kid, like I did) dipped in blood and eaten in front of you while the Joker shows you a Powerpoint presentation of everything you've ever loved being destroyed. It's that good.

Important Notice

My house just got burglarized, and the most valuable material possession I own (my laptop) was stolen, along with my mother's laptop, and our Wii. On my laptop, in addition to my heftier games, my plots for world domination, and my oh-so-exquisite hentai collection, were my story notes. As such, expect delays in everything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a cowl to sew.