Hey there! My name's InkWoven (no, I'm not going to tell you my real name), but I can tell you a little more about myself.

By the way... If you see an anonymous review by someone named momo1221, that was me before I got my account.

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Feel free to skip past this if you don't like long lists.

Favorite Books/Poems/Stories (in no particular order)

Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath

The Gemma Doyle Trilogy

The Lonely Hearts Club

The Watsons go to Burmingham, 1967

The Warriors series

To Kill a Mockingbird

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

The Tell-Tale Heart

The Raven

The Highway Man

Princess Academy

The Percy Jackson series

Maximum Ride

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (series)

The Mother-Daughter Book Club (series)

Ender's Game

The Wednesday Wars

The Sight

Fell

Chicken Soup for the Soul (I am published in one!)

The Wild Girls

The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle

Peak

January 1905

The Book Thief

Pride and Prejudice

All of Edgar Allen Poe's Works

Pride and Prejudice

Emma

Snow Falling on Cedars

The Lord of the Flies

This list will most likely be updated frequently because I read A LOT :)

Music

The Beatles

Queen

The Decemberists

Rufus Wainwright

Muse

The Killers

David Lanz

Dixie Chicks

Taylor Swift

The Rolling Stones

The Who

Nirvana

OK Go

Cake

Mumford & Sons

... and a lot more...

People I Can't Stand

JUSTIN BIEBER

Favorite Videogames

The Legend of Zelda

Super Smash Bros.

Rockband (especially the Beatles)

... and, again, many more. I just can't remember them all for some reason...

Pairings I Ship

Zelda X Link -- The Legend of Zelda

Katara X Zuko -- Avatar: The Last Airbender

Chihiro X Haku -- Spirited Away

Pazu X Sheeta -- Castle in the Sky

Kimiko X Raimundo -- Xiaolin Showdown

The 11th Doctor X Amelia (Amy) Pond -- Doctor Who

Nausicaa X Asbel -- Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

What do you mean! My birth certificate expired?!?!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Thats a fact. Some people just don't have film.

The evening news always starts with 'Good Evening', then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

Cheer up! The worst is still yet to come!

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Where theres a will, there are 500 relatives you never even knew about.

Always and never are two words you should always remember to never use.

Your slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

Some people say I'm a terrible person. I have the heart of a young girl-- in a jar on my desk.

My husband and I were happy for twenty years... then we met.

Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing. But none of them serious.

You guys, line up alaphbetically by height.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

I used to think I was indesisive, but now I'm not so sure...

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching T.V. by candlelight.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anyway... At the moment, I am working on a few stories at once (BAD IDEA) so I'm really, really sorry that I'm not updating... Much... At all... Yeah... Well, I'm working on it. No, I'm not just dropping them all like it may seem. They're just on a temporary hiatus, also known as writer's block. So... Please check out my stories!! ANYTHING you have to say about my writing I would love to hear so I can become a better writer. Thanks!!!!