Author has written 20 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.
Yes, that is my actual shoe.
Hey, guys! I haven't been updating recently. Wanna know why? Well, about a year ago my file got deleted on the computer, so I have to rewrite some of my best ever chapters, and it's hard to do, considering I'm in a whole other country and am currently lacking the hyperness of my old friends. Also, #lackofinspiration.
Petition to redo the PJO movie: pretty much what it says. Just PM me if you want me to add your PenName to the list. Sponsored by TheWorldBookGirl and sunsetWarriors. We'll send it in once it has at least 200 PenNames, so spread the word!
7. Rylee Watt
9. Blondie B. Happy
13. Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face
16. I am Reyna daughter of Bellona
20. Lightning demigod
21. Messers Cohen
22. Stormy - Starre
29. The Percabeth Stories
I love to read, write, listen to music, play music, and fangirl.
Favourite series: PJO/HoO, The Infernal Devices, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Young Wizards, and Septimus Heap.
Favourite books (non-series): My Most Excellent Year, The Book Thief, Speak, Rules of Survival, and any Dr. Seuss book.
Favourite songs: The Last Time by Taylor Swift (I love her; perfect for songfics), Use Somebody by Kings of Leon, and Phantom of the Opera
I am a geek.
I do not have one ship. I have an armarda of ships and non-ships shared with DianeJasmine and The Queen of Valencia Torgue.
My only (and first) multiship: Frazel/Lazel/Leyna/Fralypso.
Records of mine: I wrote the first Leyna story–before even the character images for SoN came out–and as of the 30th, I am the author of the first Fralypso story.
"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!"
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!" -Blackjack and Mr. D
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
"You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy.
"You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?" -Jason Grace.
"Cheese," she muttered, looking sideways. "Ella doesn't like cheese." -Ella the harpy
When they ran up to him, Percy said, "Hey," like they were just meeting for lunch or something.
"You're alive!" Frank marvelled.
Percy frowned. "The fall? That was nothing. I fell twice that far from the St. Louis Arch."
"You did what?" Hazel asked. - Percy Jackson, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque
"'Never seen Jason fly before,' Percy grumbled. 'He looks like a blond Superman.'" -Mark of Athena
"Then Percy let go of his ledge, and together, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness." -Mark of Athena
"'Hercules, huh?' Percy frowned. 'That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn–there he is.'" -Mark of Athena
"'On the bright side,' Percy said, 'both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.'"
"'Incredible,' Jason said. 'These are really good brownies.'
'That’s your only comment?' Piper demanded.
He looked surprised. 'What? I heard the story. Fish-centaurs. Merpeople. Letter of intro to the Tiber River god. Got it. But these brownies—'
'I know,' Frank said, his mouth full. 'Try them with Esther’s peach preserves.'
'That,' Hazel said, 'is incredibly disgusting.'”
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Percy Jackson Stuff…
PERCY JACKSON RULES!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Contrary to popular belief, no country is a democracy... They're all Percabeth dictatorships.
Normal People vs. PJO fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Monsters will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Dolphin-men fear the wrath of...DIET COKE! :O
-Giant, face-eating spiders (#HISHE) can be defeated with Chinese finger traps.
-That evil-looking merman with an afro and a gigundo sword? He makes the BEST. BROWNIES. EVER!
-Bob is by far the best hero ever seen underwater.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.
Young Wizards stuff...
Why does Nita have glasses in the prologue of the whole series and not the rest of the series?
Harry Potter Stuff...
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy
I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
I will not lick Trevor.
Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
But yes, I will do it all anyway.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
-You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Absolutely!)
-You write fanfictions about the book. (Well, duh.)
-Everything reminds you of the book.
-You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (ALL. THE. TIME.)
-You've read a book more than five times. (Um... Four times at the most...)
-You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
-You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yep. :) All PJO/HO fans, if Annabeth dies in a way that we absolutely hate, then I will post up the time and flight numbers of every plane that I've arranged for us in every country going to San Antonio.)
-You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
-Your idol is a character from a book. (Annabeth! Nita! Hermione! Rachel (From PJO and the one from Animorphs, but not the one from Speak), Hazel, Piper, Reyna, etc.)
-Most of the things you loose wind up in the library.
-Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name.
-The librarian and the library check out ladies know all of your friends, even the ones who never come into the library!
-You (and possibly your friends) are the librarian's favorite. (SpringFling, bookbook, and I all got lollipops from her when she told us that whenever we come in, we light up her day. Or maybe she was just trying to get rid of her lollipops...)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
You Know You're a Writer If:
-You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if Percy wasn't "The Lost Hero"? Oh, story idea! Must get to computer!)
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?' 'Stop talking to yourself!' 'No, why should I?')
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
-You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
-People think you have A.D.H.D.
-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Words to live by
-Don't run in the hallways–sliding is much more fun.
-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (SpringFling is pointing at me right now.)
-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
-It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal child dream.)
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
-98% of the internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile (Actually, I do lose sometimes. But I don't find it weird at all. :) )
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
-90 percent of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-