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since	: 09-30-02, id: 275053, Profile Updated: 12-11-11
country	: UK

Author has written 41 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Matrix, StarTrek: Enterprise, Due South, Supernatural, Transformers/Beast Wars, Justice League, and Young Justice.

The reason behind the name: I was musing over what to pick and someone said I was a lunatic. My response was 'yeah but I care' so there we are!
Online Names: The Lunatic Who Cares, Lyta EarthStar, Codename Eternity - Can be found on DeviantArt under this
Age: 25
Favourite Books/Authors: Bared Coil by J.V. Jones, The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Restoree by Anne McCaffery, Freedom's Landing by Anne McCaffery, Laurell K. Hamilton, Garth Nix, Douglas Adams, Cliff McNish, Chris Wooding, Sara Douglass, Kelley Armstrong, Jim Butcher and everything by Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell.
Favourite TV Shows: Angel, Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Codename: Eternity, Crusade, Due South, Farscape, Firefly, Justice League, Oz, Stargate: SG-1, Star Trek: Voyager, Deep Space Nine, Enterprise, Supernatural, Tiger & Bunny, Transformers, Young Justice!
Favourite Movies: Transformers 1+2, Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, Titan A.E., Pride And Prejudice, Mulan, Flatworld, Serenity, The Punisher, Equilibrium.
Favourite Music: Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, James Marsters, The Beautiful South, Train, Beverley Craven, Utada Hikaru, Mike + The Mechanics, Shania Twain, Queen, Whitney Houston, Staind, David Gray, Annie Lennox, Robert Palmer, Meat Loaf, Nickelback etc etc.
Favourite pairings: Prowl/Jazz, Ratchet/Twins, Mirage/Cliffjumper, Blaster/Perceptor, Hound/Thundercracker, Spike/Xander, Ray V/Ben, Tim/Kon, Bruce/Wally, J'onn/Kyle, Barnaby/Kotetsu, Billy/Teddy, Eames/Arthur, Skywarp/Reflector, First Aid/Swoop.

Order of finishing-
Cruise Control - I will try and finish this next, even if it kills me. I can't make any promises with all these bunnies around the place.
Untitled Transformers AU - This runs alongside Rae's New Recruit story
Hermeneutics
Behind Closed Doors - This will get updated randomly when the music muse kicks in.
Prowl's Contraband List - This will get updated randomly when the inspiration hits long enough to build up a chapter.

In the works (Damn plot bunnies):
Justice League - Bat In The... mini one-shot series
Justice League - When's Your Birthday?
Justice League - J'onn POV BatFlash
Justice League - J'onn/Kyle long fic...
Justice League - Body swap fic
Justice League - Undercover work
Due South - Based on an episode that needs some 'thoughts' added to it.
Transformers - Mastering The Art Of Tactics - Main characters: Sludge, Swoop, Prowl, First Aid (because Sludge doesn't get enough love)
Transformers - Brothers In Arms - Main characters: Mirage, Cliffjumper
Transformers - Penguins of Peril - crack!fic from TF Bunny Farm. Main characters: The whole Decepticon army
Transformers - Bring Me To Life - Perceptor's music drabble gained a life and bunny of it's own. Main characters: Perceptor, Blaster
Transformers - Stingray - a requested fic about a friends OC
Transformers - My Friend Sixshot - oneshot about Sixshot and Daniel from Headmasters
Transformers - Transformers/Discworld X-Over to be written with Loten, fic idea from TF Bunny Farm.
Transformers/TMNT X-Over - I read one... it sparked mayhem in my bunny farm...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Collection of drabbles - this needs a title, anyone got any ideas? I wanted it sorta cross between 'baby's first album' and whatever the collective term is for a bunch of short stories.
TMNT - The Goodbye Most Needed - 07 Movie Verse, before Leo goes on his training expedition
TMNT - Working Title - Looking For Clues - I'm using Don as an experiment in the nature versus nuture debate... in a really odd way.
Buffy X-Over (but I ain't telling what with). Working title - Hunters
Babylon 5 X-Over (but again not telling what with). Working title - Twisted Views
Merlin
The Sentinel
NCIS:LA

My Original fiction now numbers 4, but only 2 are up on my homepage due the fact that a) they are in bits and b) the website is getting an overhaul but you can still read them. I like reviews for them too... please?

ST: Enterprise - Pretend. This currently having a major overhaul, which is why Chapter 3 never made it up.
Buffy - Once More, With Feeling set. This will be done one day, but this will probably when I can sit down with a friend to help me out.
Buffy - Life, Liberty, Love. This will get a major overhaul but this will turn it into a huge fic so big scary job!
Stargate SG:1 - What Was Once. This will get a major overhaul, but its much further down the list.
Stargate SG:1 - A Matter Of Time. Major overhaul for this too.

Look! Inomurio wrote Principle of Explosion after I drew her this! Yay! I inspired story! :D

Earth, Wind and Fire - My wonderful beta Rae drew my a picture for my birthday, using a scene out of this fic! Total love!

CHALLENGE
For those of you that enjoyed A Problem, I wish to do another chapter or two to come after it, as suggested by Glittersong, but I don't know which words to use. Any ideas, send me a message. Remember just one word to be used per chapter, but I can expand on the word - e.g. problem -- problematic... etc, etc.
And I have a taker! Maraluch has given me a word to use, so now I have to wait for the silly muse to kick in...

For All My Transformers Fic Readers
For some time I have been meaning to type up my Cybertronian definitions for you, since I don't at the top of each chapter. My lazy ass bad.

Nano-second/astrosecond - .498 seconds
Nano-klik - 1 second
Klik - 1.2 minutes
Breem - 8.3 minutes
Cycle - 1 hour and 15 minutes
Joor - 6.5 hours
Mega-cycle - 1 day
Orn - 13 days
Deca-cycle - 3 weeks
Meta-cycle - 13 months
Vorn - 83 years

Mechanometer - 1 meter
Hic - 1 kilometer

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1. Cruise Control » reviews
After Wally catches Batman stealing Bruce Wayne's DNA sample from his forensics lab he is detemined to work out why, not knowing that they are one and the same man. Bruce knows who Wally is but isn't willing to reveal his own idenity. BatFlash eventually
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 12-19-11 - Published: 8-28-09 - Wally West/Flash & Batman

2. Blurring The Lines » reviews
G1/07Movie cross, set pre war in a very AU world. The cost of fighting for the freedom of all is slavery and Hound finds himself alone, bought by a Lord Seeker to serve in his household. Expecting the worse, Hound discovers not all Masters are that bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,056 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 12-19-11 - Published: 12-13-09 - Hound & Thundercracker - Complete

3. Overwhelming Mentality reviews
Slash. J'onn/Kyle. PWP with a difference. J'onn ruins humans for Kyle. Forever.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-11 - J'onn J'onzz & Green Lantern

4. For You reviews
BatFlash slash. It was like dissociative identity. Two separate personalities, two separate people, but the same at the core. This Batman could have been him and he could still end up like this. The world was folding in on itself...
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-25-11 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

5. ET reviews
Slash. Crack. Pole-dancing. Kyle wished his art paid for everything in his life, but until it did, he had to earn a little extra...
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-11 - Green Lantern & Martian Manhunter - Complete

6. Deskwork reviews
One-shot written for xRae Asakurax New Recruit AU TF fic. Jazz/Prowl PWP slash. Jazz is behind on his paperwork, but Prowl knows how to motivate his partner and a little payback never hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-11 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

7. Redefinition reviews
Two drabbles where Dick Grayson finds out his best friend, Wally West, aka The Flash, is dating Bruce Wayne, aka The Batman, aka his adoptive father. Mature content in second drabble. BatFlash Slash.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-11 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

8. One Change To Last A Lifetime reviews
Bruce watched Wally grow from Kid Flash to The Flash but never thought his feelings towards the teenager would change so much. Warnings: Slash no underage stuff
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-27-11 - Wally W./Kid Flash & Bruce W./Batman - Complete

9. All The Difference In One Word reviews
OneShot V. mild slash. Bruce did everything in steps, thinking only of what came next, blocking out everything else, because he knew his grief would consume him if he let it. Everyone died in his world and Bruce had learnt long ago how to bury the pain.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-11 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

10. Saturday Again reviews
Very angsty one shot POV. Most storylines concerning Wally West/The Flash have him dying young, heroically, the first of the Founding Members, but what if he doesn't?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-10 - Wally West/Flash - Complete

11. Si Vis Amari, Ama reviews
Slash. BatFlash one-shot written for a contest. Batman confesses his feelings for Flash in an unusual way.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-30-10 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

12. Work Or Pleasure reviews
AU, Bat/Flash - Wally is a hooker. Bruce is his new client. No strings attached, strictly business, but then things don't go according to plan... Based on a picture from DeviantArt.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-10 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

13. Is He Naked? reviews
Batman's expression had gradually turned from blank to vaguely disturbed. "More importantly, why are you coming to me with this ... topic?" He was desperately trying not think of the words 'ass', 'naked' and 'J'onn' in the same sentence.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-29-10 - Wally West/Flash & Batman - Complete

14. The Hunt Is On reviews
BatFlash, slash, established relationship, one-shot. Wally West can't celebrate easter as he'd like, but Bruce has a sneaky plan to change all that.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-12-10 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

15. Threats And Bribery reviews
G1. Slash. Smut. A birthday one-shot. Wheeljack makes something go Ka-Boom, Ratchet makes some threats until Jack proves that bribery is a much better alternative.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-10 - Wheeljack & Ratchet - Complete

16. Prowl's Contraband List » reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 7-29-09 - Prowl

17. Earth, Wind and Fire » reviews
Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,828 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 7-2-09 - Hound & Thundercracker - Complete

18. Aliens Made Me Do It reviews
The last thing Flash wanted was to be stuck in here, with Batman, covered in wet spandex. BatxFlash picture inspired PWP
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-11-09 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

19. Ordinary » reviews
And when I come to the rescue I get nothing but left behind. Everybody seems to be getting what they need where's mine? 'Cause your what I need so very but I'm anything but ordinary. One sided BatFlash Chapter 2 The Other Side!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 8-26-09 - Batman & Wally West/Flash - Complete

20. Behind Closed Doors » reviews
What you hear from behind closed doors should remain behind closed doors, however loud it is. Shame Prowl doesn't know that. G1. Crack. Madness. Drunk Mechs and everything that entails. Chapter 2 - Aftermath for Prowl and Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Prowl & Perceptor - Complete

21. Say It If It's Worth Saving Me » reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,542 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 11-4-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

22. Ain't That A Kick In The Head » reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Jazz & Prowl - Complete

23. A Problem reviews
G1 Verse. Somebot has a problem and has to talk it out. Implied Slash. Utter madness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete

24. Silent Running reviews
G1 Verse. Music inspired drabble. Running from the war, trying to keep younglings safe, what do you say to those you leave behind?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete

25. Dreams And Shadows Play » reviews
Post 07 MovieVerse. Optimus' message has made contact and 'bots are on their way but who will arrive and what chaos will it cause? Ch. 2 Argalis finds out where she stands
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 5-1-08

26. G1 Transformers Music Drabbles reviews
Put your entire music collection on shuffle, hit play, and write. Write for as long as each song plays and move on to a different writing when the song switches. First attempt at this sort of thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete

27. If You Go Down To The Woods Today
The brothers investigate the disappearance of campers in Oasis, only to find themselves stepping into someone else's territory and on his toes. Character story from previous Fantasy story.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Published: 11-24-07 - Dean W. & Sam W.

28. Changes Of Choices » reviews
Xander has a secret and it's making people worry. Spike gets paid to 'spy' on him but as it turns out Xander isn't as crazy as people think. Set after the end of Buffy and Angel. Chapter 6: Someone else is after the new Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 5-3-06 - Spike & Xander H.

29. Hermeneutics reviews
A police officer puts others first. That's what they've always said, always lived by, but when a serial killer begins to play his game with Ben and Ray, will they continue to? Who comes first now?
Due South - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-07

30. Raven's Knot » reviews
If he wasn't smart enough to figure the signal out then he didn't get to come in and it was his loss. She really hoped he was smart enough.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-1-05 - Spike

31. Pretend » reviews
There is a war and Archer gets involved, but Reed ends up on the front line
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 9-23-04 - Reed, M.

32. Insanity Rumblings reviews
Twixt Season 5 and Season 6 when Spike tries to deal with his loss.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-05 - Spike - Complete

33. Fantasy » reviews
What would Spike do if he was offered someone else's love before he told Buffy he loved her? FINSHED Spinoff in Supernatural fic If You Go Down To The Woods Today.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,340 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 12-4-04 - Spike - Complete

34. It Just Won't Quit
Spike comes to a conclusion over his Buffy dream. Set season 5. Excuse my randomness again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Published: 10-28-04 - Spike - Complete

35. Rest In Peace Thoughts reviews
Just randomness. Spike and Buffy's thoughts when he was singing Rest In Peace.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-22-04 - Spike & Buffy S.

36. What Was Once, Can It Be Again?
SG1 discover that just because someone fights on their side doesn't mean that their views are the same.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Published: 10-20-04 - Complete

37. There's More Than Love In The Air » reviews
The title says it all really. An SG team bring something back through the gate with them and it gets personal. FINISHED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 2-26-04 - Teal'c - Complete

38. Bars and Showers
Load of nonsense. Spike finds a new bar, a new customer and a new shower.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Published: 6-12-04 - Spike - Complete

39. Fifth Gear reviews
A 'spot the innuendo' fic. Cowritten with Angel Leviathan
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-04 - Neo & Trinity - Complete

40. Life, Liberty, Love reviews
There are some new girls in Sunnydale, Spike gets involved in a rescue and the damsel in distress proves to be anything but.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-04 - Spike - Complete

41. A Matter of Time reviews
SG1 go to a new planet, Teal'c finds a young women and they take her back to Earth. Teal'c begins to feel deeply for her...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-04 - Teal'c - Complete

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