BIO

NAME : Gabz

LOCATION: Somewhere

THE STUPID TEST

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have ran into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
( ) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
( ) If someone says “fart”, you laugh.
( ) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking .
(x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through.
( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.

( ) You have eaten a bug (but not swallowed it!)
( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

TOTAL: 24

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
( ) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on who it is)
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
( ) Shopping is torture.
( ) Sad movies suck.
( ) You own/ed an X-Box.
( ) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( ) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
( ) You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
(x) You go to your dad for advice.
( ) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( ) You like going to high school football games.
( ) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
( ) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun
( ) Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
( ) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( ) You wear lip gloss/stick.
(x) You love to shop.
(x) You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
( ) You consider cheerleading a sport.
( ) You hate wearing the color black.
( ) You like hanging out at the mall.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry.
( ) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance?
( ) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

( ) You smile a lot more than you should.
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.
( ) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x) You love the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
( ) Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 14