EDIT: Okay, everyone who bothers to read ANYTHING I wrote, updates will be even slower than usual. I'm moving in with my mom over the summer (2012), so if anything, I have to update on the weekends instead of whenever it's done, because of school yada yada... I don't know when I'll have access to a computer, my mom and her boyfriend don't have one, but I will try my hardest to update regularly, okay??

Okay, so everyone who was reading Only One Left, I can't find it! I'm seriously so upset, and all that jazz DX...

Working on:

Only One Left

Hello New Girl

No Consideration

The Curse of the Twins

Untitled

Untitled 1

Untitled 2

Inuyasha Goes EMO!!!

Bloody Tears

Ze Most Akward Alliance Between a Flock of Bird-kids, Teenage Supernatural People, Some Vampires, a Bunch of Shape-shifters, Plus One Half-breed

Toshiro's Fight for Love

Hiya! I'm Rayne. My full name is Lili Rayne B. but I like Rayne better. I'm supposed to be 5'6 and I have red hair and pale skin. With blue eyes, and I always wear lots of eye liner like Gaara-kun!

Gaara: It's not eyeliner! It's a sign of no sleep!

Me: Suuree

(sand grows and swirls around him.)

Me: Don't kill me!

My absolute favorite characters are:

Vampire Knight: Yuki

Naruto & Shippuden: Gaara

Bleach: Momo

Avatar, the Last Airbender: Sokka

Inuyasha: Shippo

Death Note: L

Elven Lied: Nyuu/Lucy

Fullmetal Alchemist: Winry

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru

I write Maximum Ride, Ouran Host Club, Inuyasha, Bleach, and Naruto fanfics only. Have a request? Tell me and I'll write it up. But it'll take a looong time unless it's like 1 chapter and knowing me, it won't be (insert laugh here). Anywho... I also write my own stuff, and put it up on deviantArt. Here's my profile, if you want to read. But knowing my talents, you probably might or might not want or not want to maybe read it... Okay re-reading that sentence gives me a headache (insert another laugh). Ow...

http://deideikunsmylove.deviantart.com/

As you can tell I'm obsessed with MY Deidara (MINE BITCHES!!) And I'm serious about that, too. I'm also obsessed with Bleach, HikaHaru and Hetalia at the moment, but really I don't care which couples end up with who, so don't be meh meh meh about my pairings. I WILL NOT PAIR PEOPLE THAT MAKE NO SENSE BESIDE (Naruto:) ANY AKATSUKI AND SAKURA AND SAKURA AND GAARA(well, that makes a little sense... but still.) AND I ABSOLUTELY HATE HINATA PAIRED WITH ANYONE BESIDES SHINO, NARUTO AND KIBA so yeah. (Inuyasha:) I don't like Kikyo with anyone. It's not that I hate her, I just liked her better alive. (Bleach:) As long as they make a little bit of sense and you can give me a valid reason, I'll understand. (AtLA:) Well, most of them are already Canon, soooo... ...

My favorite pairings

Naruto: GaaSaku

Vampire Knight: Zero X Yuki

Bleach: HitsuKarin

AtLA: Zutara

Inuyasha: Miroku X Sango

FMA: Ed X Winry

OHSHC: HiraHaru

I also write poetry, so if you have a request, just PM me kay?

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Who is that girl

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

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(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination. He he...

ADVICE FROM KIDS!

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

"Stay away from prunes."

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

"Never try to baptize a cat."

1. The test came back positive. You're an idiot.

2. Come closer so I can walk all over you.

3. You had me at 'i don't care'.

4. You can impress me by shutting up.

5. Buy me a few drinks, and you'll start looking richer.

6. I'll put lipstick on my fist and give you a kiss.

7. My stockings are ripped. My hair is filthy. I haven't bathed in weeks. I look pretty damn good.

8. I've got your name tattooed on my butt. It says jerk.

9. If your not worshiping me, you're not doing your job!

10. I don't flirt. If I want you, I'll let you know.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

Got that from WingedArcher1

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

Got that from WingedArcher1 too XD

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Fave for QUOTES

"You are one messed up child." "I will take that as a compliment." -Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Max," I said calmly, "Breathe. Hum. Sing 'Hakuna Matata'. Take a chill pill." Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"I'm sleeping with your mother and I secretly bang Total on the side." "Hmmm," she responded. "Kinky." -Fang and Max in Diary of A Lovesick Mutant

"That almost sounded mature." I shrugged. "Hell just froze over, too."- Max and Fang in Diary of A Lovesick Mutant

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang in Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang in School's Out: Forever

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max in MAX

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy in Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!" "This is blasphemy! This is madness! " "Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger in 300

"Oh, so you finally admit it." Iggy said. "We could be heading towards sudden death." "Jeez, Iggy, you're so bright and chipper these days, Mr. Sunshine!" -Iggy and Max in Fly By Twilight: The Pack

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any." -The fictional Mr. Hardy in Fly By Twilight: The Coven

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"OML what are you doing here Fluffy?" "Who is Fluffy?" "YOU ARE!" "No my name is Sesshomaru." "Nope! You're Fluffy now!" "It's best to just accept it or else you'll be arguing all night." Canada-chan and her friends in The Craziest Thing Happened

"Sure. And freezing to death is also for wussies?" "You're catching on! Fang! I'm so proud!" "It was sarcasm." "Oh. Well, damn. I thought for a second ..." "Don't think, it's bad for you." "Oh yeah. Right." -Fang and Iggy in The Perverted Facts of Life

Dear God, Iggy must be rubbing off on me. And honestly, I can think of nothing scarier in this universe. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"But you can't buy happiness," I said "That's not necessarily true," Iggy interrupted. "I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness." -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Then, he said loudly, "How about you give me a blow?" Max's mouth dropped open, floored, as were the rest of us. Hell, even Angel knew what the man wanted. Personally, I wanted to punch the man in the face, since I'm sure it would've been an improvement. But Max didn't miss a beat. "Sorry," she said. "I choke on small objects." -Max and a creepy pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Wham! "GO TO HELL." Bam! "NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN." Slam! "YOU'RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD." -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

(...Let's call him something short and manly… like Bob. I like that name. Maybe because if you add an 'o' it becomes 'boob'. Heh heh, boob joke…) -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"LOOK FANG I HAVE BOOBS!" -Gazzy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"What a shame!" Iggy said. "That was such a terrible, terrible accident. Now we can't eat them! The shock! The horror!" It was such a classic Iggy moment. -Iggy and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Did we run out of bacon? Oh God, we ran out of bacon… that's it, the world's over…I wish I told her I loved her…" -Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"I wish I was doing your daughter!" -Iggy to Dr. M in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

I was so happy it was like I was on Dora the Explorer happy pills. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

A note to whoever is controlling the events in my life: you suck. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Most kids' all-nighters involve alcohol and the cops and homework. Ours involved explosions, illegal border crossings, and ninjas. Beat that. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

You know what my life needs more of? Pirates. I have yet to encounter a single pirate. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

British people rock. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Dear chivalry: thank you for dying centuries ago."-Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Well, hi there," Iggy said. "Ass-kicking parties are my favourite." -Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

…That made sense in my head… -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

I was half-expecting ninjas or pirates or Pokémon to come out and attack us, but sadly enough, nothing cool like that happened. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Are we going over to Death Valley? To have a little chat with our buddies over at Itex? About that. We're allowed to smash their faces in, right? Excellent." -Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Yay. Wall. How exciting. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"HE'S DEAD!" "YA THINK?"- Nudge and Gazzy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

And with the shiny black car and shiny black cell phone and my shiny black clothes, I felt like an emo spy. Awesome. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Now shut up and make sex jokes." -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"No. We're not going to make a deal with the devil." Well, that devil made damned good cookies, but I wasn't going to mention that.- Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

A pirate walks into a bar. The Bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?" Pirate says, "Arggh! It's driving me nuts!" -Dahvie Vanity in Yo, ho! the song.

WOAH SOMEONE COULD HAVE FREAKING TOLD ME THAT MY MOM IS A NINJA. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Ninja--err... I mean Mutant XD

What if I die a virgin? Dear God. The horror. -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"No! This is all a lie! Angelique-sama would never hurt anyone! Nyx is the true murderer and he's trying to frame her!" -Hyuga in Clue

"WHY DOES HE GET TO BE MALE?" -Rayne in Clue

"Remember when you wanted us to cook together? Poof. Flour everywhere. I thought my hair would never be red again." -Rayne in Clue

"You mean the great Sakura needs a break? Be still my beating heart!" -Yoko in Whirlwind

"I don't want you near me or Sakura-chan, you may spread your emoness like you did to Sasori." "He was emo before I got here!" -Konan and Itachi in Sakura Haruno: Tale of the Strongest Ninja

1. All girls are beautiful when the lights are out.
2. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
3. A girl in the house is worth two in the street.
4. Virginity can be cured.
5. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
6. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultry [unless in the mood].
8. Always have dibs on top (or middle). ALWAYS.
9. In bedroom golf, unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
10. Again from bedroom golf: players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
11. Strippers, hot girls, prostitutes, all single girls, and girls found alone in bars are all your friends. Your VERY BEST FRIENDS. The type that have sex with each other.
12. Watching porn is an educational experience. Do it often.
13. There is nothing wrong with being a pedophile, especially if the girl/guy is cute.
14. Lust crosses all boundaries.
15. Perverted jokes are educational to those around you. Make them often.
16. Girls/guys enjoy having their private parts touched by complete strangers.
17. When someone tells you they hate you or think you're disgusting (or insult you in any way), that really means they want to have sex with you.
18. Never give up. Except in the case of your virginity.
19. Clothes are for wussies.
20. Tampons are also for wussies. As is any form of birth control.
21. If you can see it, you can screw it.
22. All you need is –love- sex.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karinis so useless, Sakura beat her up in a second!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get Michael Jackson and Voldemort elope. C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (I've gotten so many mild concussions because of this)

If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing during complete silence because of something that happened yesterday or last month, copy this into your profile

If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs.copy and paste

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.