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since: 02-20-11, id: 2757281, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
country: Norway
Author has written 11 stories for Commander Keen, Mario, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, and X-Files.

This is my profile. I like it very much when you stop by.

http://ediemammon.deviantart.com/ is my DeviantArt. Here, illustrations from my fics are uploaded. I intended to draw ten pictures in all, but it's gone from ten to sixty deviations in eight months! Yes, I do have a life on the side, wisenheimer.

Now that I've been a member for almost a year, I feel it's time that I make better efforts to establish myself as a writer. And that I credit to you guys!

Works in progress:

- All My Koopalings a soap opera style story of Bowser's family life.

- Heavy Metal Bowser: Metal Is Forever: sequel to HMB. First chapter in the writing; this story will have just as many pointless acts of violence and even more boobage, but not so much Koopalings; it's finally Bowser Jr.'s time to shine!

- Across The Nightsky One of Rosalina's storybooks, it's like a candy dish full of only cuteness and is ice creamy sweet. She tells the story of her children and their lives in a Mushroom World that has only seen peace (yet). This is a collection of short stories and will only be completed when I run out of Star Bits


I would like to give special thanks to the following authors:

TwilightShadowMistress. Without your kind reviews on first attempt at All My Koopalings, former Yellow Roses, my entire writing hobby would much likely have come to a stand-still. Be sure to read and review her stories as well; they're great.

StoryMaster64. You're the guiding light I was looking for. Thank you very much, and you people out there, give her a round, and read my favorite story by her; A Day in Life. _

And of course, my dear, dear Bablet. To keep the precious Commander Keen fandom alive, she spends of her equally precious spare time writing and drawing for it. Read her stories, and check out her DeviantArt as well, where she illustrates her works. (http://bablet.deviantart.com/)

Also, a message to someone calling themselves Zora Princess: You think my stories are, and I quote you on this; "some of the best in much of fanfiction"? You've never read a single word I ever wrote, you flippin' hypocrite!


1. Your Poison of Choice » reviews
I, Iggy Koopa was once sentenced to a year at a Real World loony bin for several offences, ranging from sacrificing my mother to short-sheeting Ludwig's bed. At the asylum I was taken care of Dr. Clawdia, who was as greedy as she was mean.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-30-13 - Published: 3-30-12 - Iggy Koopa & Ludwig Von Koopa - Complete
2. Heavy Metal Bowser: Metal is Forever » reviews
Kamek races to The Land of Confusion to save the woman he loves from a crazed, evil Koopa Wizard. Luigi and Daisy command their own space fleet, and Bowser and Peach, bitter rivals, must save the universe once and for all in the psychological fantasy story... Of a rainy and helplessly boring summer. All fanservice, violence and blasphemy intentional.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 4-26-12 - Kamek & Peach
3. Across The Nightsky » reviews
Can't you sleep, little Luma? I'm up all night in the library. Have a Star Bit, then sit down with me. I will read you stories of the first Star Children, and how they formed the Mushroom World the way you know it today.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,535 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-11-12 - Published: 4-13-12 - Kamek & Rosetta/Rosalina
4. How to Make a Dark Land Quilt » reviews
Bowser Jr. comes to Dark Land to spend his first summer with his father. A dying Kamek muses upon his childhood and allegiance to the Koopa Troop.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,745 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-24-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - Bowser Jr. & Kamek - Complete
5. All My Koopalings » reviews
A princess is forced to marry the newly inaugurated King Bowser Koopa. They travel around the Mushroom World, entertain each other, accomplish many great things together, and have many children. The perfect story for you lonely housewife Toads.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-20-12 - Published: 11-10-11 - Bowser & Koopalings
6. Cora
All the horrible acts humans are capable of gave birth to a human monster. Humans don't live forever. Evil however, must always go on...
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Published: 2-23-12 - D. Scully & F. Mulder
7. Freaky Fred Memorial Institute for the Insane reviews
The final hour, will and naughtiness of Fred the Freaky Barber.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-12 - Freaky Fred - Complete
8. Heavy Metal Bowser » reviews
In this send-up of the 1981 film Heavy Metal the Mario's, Peach, Daisy, Toad and many more are absorbed by the hive mind of the Koopalings. Very true to the original, this fic has pointless violence, oo-la-la and heaving bosoms to beat the band!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,618 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 1-2-12 - Luigi & Peach - Complete
9. Freaks of Armageddon » reviews
Not even the Grand Intellect's quest for world domination frightens the 13 - year- old Commander Keen more than the dreaded Junior High.
Commander Keen - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-12 - Billy B., Commander Keen & Mortimer M.
10. The Morons Are Still Out There » reviews
Mortimer McMire has escaped the asylum! He sets out to steal something of great value to the peaceful and noble Fribbulans, and enslave them for eternity. In order for Billy to save them, he must learn the most important lesson of all.
Commander Keen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-11 - Published: 2-22-11
11. Married to the Koopa Clan » reviews
The coldest winter in centuries threatens Dark Land. Bowser has to take care of a coal shortage in his kingdom, but who will take care of the Koopalings?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-2-11 - Published: 10-5-11 - Bowser & Koopalings - Complete