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THINGS THAT I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON

1.

Sort out how many STALKERS I have, and how many stalkers I have.

2.

I wrote an entire four chapters of an actual book and forgot about Fictionpress.

So now I have to go separate those chapters D:

3.

meh. Post Rebirth chappie that I'm not exactly proud of my writer's blocky suckishness. D:

YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO LIST ALL OF THE BANDS THAT I LOVE, CAUSE THERE WILL BE A LOT.

okay, fien.

Black Veil Brides, Foster the People, Paramore, The Fratellis, Emilie Autumn, 30 Seconds to Mars, Panic! At the Disco, Iron&Wine, Sea Wolf, Flyleaf, The Backyard Massacre, Jet, Cruxshadows, The Cure, Mumford&Sons, Papa Roach, Stateless, 3 Days Grace, Thousand Foot Krutch, Attack! Attack! (UK), Creature Feature, Breaking Benjamin, Charlemagne, Chata, Coldplay, Efterklang, Evanessence, Firelight, Enon, The Airplane Toxic Event, Placebo, Metric, Incubus, Cage the Elephant, The Naked and Famous, Tripping Daisy, Rise Against, Black and White Years, Beck, The Royal Bangs, Riverboat Gamblers, Jack's Mannequin, Linkin Park, Lenka, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Mum, OneRepublic, Dr. Dre, Eminem. Matt Nathanson, Regina Spektor, Switchblade Symphony, The Killers, Tegan and Sara, Yellowcard, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Snow Patrol, The Microphones, The Raveonettes, The Subways, Skillet, Sia, Badly Drawn Boy, A Day to Remember, Dashboard Confessional, Five for Fighting, Foo Fighters, Rose Serentip, Meiko, O.A.R., Plain White T's, Relient K, Simple Plan, Postal Service, The Weepies, Trappers Cabin, The White Stripes, Mindless Self Indulgence, A Fire Inside, Fit For Rivals, Dot Dot Curve:), Seether, Plain White Tees, All-American Rejects, Superchic[k]

Told you there was a lot. And I'm not even done.

:D

Post this
Chocolate bar
On your page
if you are a
† Mello fan †

I luz Mello :D I luz Matty, too... but I can't find any DS's D:

And have you tried the brand of chocolate Mels eats?? ZOMG it's SO friggin GOOOOOOD!

If I owned Death Note, Matty would have lived longer than Light.

If I owned Death Note, Mello wouldn't have died because idiot Takada would have written his name in the FAKE NOTE.

If I owned Death Note, L would have many, many more fangirls.

If I owned Death Note, Light wouldn't be a jerk toward Misa.

If I owned Death Note, Misa would in fact be a genius in disguise.

If I owned Death Note, Ryuk would marry an apple. xD

I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Hear that, L? Your finger is useless.

BB, Do you ever feel guilty for killing all those people?
"What's this 'guilty' you speak of? Is it delicious?"

1. L

2. Mello

3. Matt

4. Near

5. Beyond Birthday

6. Light

7. Matsuda

8. Aizawa

9. Watari

10. Sayu

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

sigh* L, do you want me to bake you a -gets dragged to kitchen-

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Taken Sowwwwwy Mello-kun c: Although you must like me a LOT to show feelings like this. Or you were dared.

MAAAATTTTT D:=

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

... O.o Matt?! GO 'WAI! AND GO TO WAL-MART, WE'RE OUTTA MILK!

4 announced their's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

... That's just messed up.

5 cooked you dinner?

xD Dinner? Did he? Why not just heat up a jar of jam?

Naw, I'd say "Aww, B, how thoughtful!!"

But seriously, he cooks?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

-steals Death Note- This Book Belongs To

Light Yagami

Dear Diary, I began to write, Today, I punched Misa Amane. It was fun. :D

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

MATSOO-CHAN!!! I KNEW IT!!

No wonder we get along so :3

8 got into the hospital somehow?

D: Aizawa DD:

I told you that you should have kept the afro.

'fro's deflect bullets better.

9 made fun of your friends?

I'd probably laugh so hard, I'd cry.

Because when Ninja sniper shinobi butler wizards make fun of people, they're HILARIOUS.(shortcake reference)

10 ignored you all the time?

I know who's never going to meet Ryuga Hideki. -crosses arms-

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

IMMEDIATELY SUSPECT BEYOND BIRTHDAY.

... And then rule him out, thus suspecting Matt and Mello, because they do everything together x)

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Give me a chocolate bar and tell me to suck it up. He says I don't know pain until I blow a warehouse up, but BREAKING A LEG IS VERY. VERY PAINFUL.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Video games :3

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

sit there and bite his transformer toys.

Yeah, a lot of help you are, Near.

Thanks.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Point. Laugh. And slash me with a knife.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

"you... like.. my... sister??? But you're both girls!!"

Me: "Naww, JK, lol, it's a joke :3 No wedding xD" (including chatspeak. it bugs him xD)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

buy pizza, and act puppyish and cute as he always does.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

He lets me pet his afro.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He threatens to snipe those who beat me. :DD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh along with me, because she's a Gemini. Gemini's are awesome like that. I would know. I'm Capricorn xD

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

:O You don't know why???

HE'S LIKE... L!!

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Mello...??? Watari???? OMG ASFHA[EIO;H why'd you ask me out then ._.

I FEEL SO BETRAYED!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Well, let's see...

He's adorable, has a pretty laid back attitude, he loffs video games, and I loff him.

Yep, Mom's gonna love him xD

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

HOLY CRAP!!

MELLO AND NEAR?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RUN, WATARI, RUN!!

IF NEAR'S INVOLVED, MELLO WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN!!!

HIDE!!!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

... No, simply because BB is BB and Light is Kira.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

... appears?

Who died and made you captain obvious?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

D'awww, Matsoo likes me :3

I'd SO totally date him. No joke xD

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

WAIDAMINUTE... Aizawa's a SHE???

Number 9 asks you were you have been all his life

.. no comment..

But if you must know, I've been at Wammy's.

Training to replace YOUR foster kid.

You see number 10 in front of a mirror, you say?

Sayu, relax. You look FINE. Stop worrying over that huge zit on your... I said too much -runs away chuckling while Sayu searches for zit that was never really there-

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.( NOT COOL. AWESOME.)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

15/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

2/25

HOLY CRAP.

IMA TOMBOY :DDD

Random quiz!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Yes, yes, maybe it would be best for her to be supervised at all times. No, no, we wouldn't want to interfere with your system." (Fallen, Lauren Kate)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A 3D Map ._.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A movie called Something Borrowed. I love that movie x3

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3-ish

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:23 AM (Hey, not bad. x3

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The music I've got blaring in my ears. (Refer to unfinished list of bands that I love, unfinished but still a mile long)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, actually, to go to a friends house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

BBQ chip bag. D

9. What are you wearing?

A badass shirt with rips down the back, and amazing bouss jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep. About Dave

11. When did you last laugh?

Skype. Right now. XD

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My best friend's house is better than cable XDDDD

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's entertaining. It makes me realize how screwed up I am xD

15. What is the last film you saw?

Something Borrowed, as stated above .-.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?...

... A one way ticket to Kentucky. D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I am in fact thirteen. Betcha didn't know that =3

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The fact that there is no such thing as teleportation. x.x

100 Question Tiem.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Yep =3 Dave

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

BITCH PLEASE.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

That I don't remember? And counting rentals? 4. That I have clear memories of? The one I'm in now... been here all/most my life.

4) Favorite candy bar?

Caramellos, and not for the reason you think. I just like caramels. XD

5) Favorite shoes?

Converse

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Purposely?

BITCH PLEASE.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

No, but I have a Teen Choice Awards shit from 2008 with a song by her on it.

... pffffftlol

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

yeah, if school counts XDX

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

David Alexander. //daydreams

12) Favorite genre of music?

Screamo, Metal, Darkwave, meh. x3

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Capricorn... and PROUD!

14) What time were you born?

8:28 AM

15) Do you like beer?

Youhavenoproof

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes. It was fun. >:D

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

... uh... the one that my Aunt Linda got me for Christmas that features singing dogs? I dunno! XD

18) Are you sarcastic?

'Course not.

19) What are your favorite colors?

purple, silver, red, black, green and brown.

... Ash, IMA leave them like that, because we're pretty similar.

20) How many watches do you own?

none. X3

21) Summer or winter?

Winter

23) Favorite colors to wear?

Purple & Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite.

25) What color is your cell phone?

What cell phone T3T I'm getting one soon though x3

26) Where is your second home?

Phoenix's house =3

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Brandon James.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

...Yes.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

//turns around to count

//lowers hand in disappointment

None :c

30)How many video games do you own?

Lmao, sorry, WAAAAY too many to count.

31)What was your first pet?

A bulldog named Noogie x3

32) Ever had braces?

Nope. But I need them x.x

33) Do looks matter?

SotaKindaMaybeNotReallyButYeah

34) Do you use chapstick?

Sometimes...

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

I'm not IN high school, so you see my lack of answer :/

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

American Eagle.

37) Are you too forgiving?

Hell no!

38) How many children do you want?

Three o3o

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Yes... a few shirts, a pin, a fedora, a corset, and some bracelets

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Bagels. -cough- Oh, inside jokes. XD

41) Do you own a gun?

No D:

42) Ever thought you were in love?

No, never, but now.. Yes. Yes I do. =3

43) When was the last time you cried?

... I.. can't remember... honestly. o.o //is proud of self

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Hung out with Phoenix and Kellsie and Brody and Nick and Audra and Ashley and MOOSEY =3

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

In 1st grade by accident... but she didn't hear me, so it was all good. XD

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

I HAVE ACTUALLY. IT WAS GREEN AND BOUNCY AND I BRUISED MY CHIN ON THE WAY OUT. =3

48) Nicknames?

Tawny... Tawny, yeah. XD

49) Do you know any one named Bertha?

... I feel sorry for Bertha.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

OMGWTFNO but I want to because ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THERE.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

no. D:

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Pfft when am I NOT thinking of Dave? XD

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

I call my dog Peanut, Boo. I occasionally call Dave Boo when I'm either superassfuckingbored or if I wanna suck up to him. XD

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Soooooonnnnnn...

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

My friends (Abyssehness, Neko, Lily, Ichigo, Jax, Cheza, who all live in Kentucky, while I am in Oklahoma... Not to mention Viva, Moony, Phoenix, Nick, Brody, Emily, Kellsie, Kaelynn, Cami, Skie, Chloe and Precious, who live here) are freaking EPIC. I have an AMAZING boyfriend who consumes up all my time in thoughts, and he's never EVER too much... So what more do I need? :P

57) Do you dye your hair?

Do streaks count?

58) Does anyone like you?

Dave. D

59) What year were you born?

1999

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I was a growing sperm in the genitalia of my father.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

WTF are they?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's. Never been there. DO WANT. XD

63) Do you like yourself?

I don't like myself. I'm learning to accept myself, but like is a very strong word for me. So no.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

They're both sorry ass pieces of shit. Mom drinks the pain of my father killing himself away. And she kicks me out and tells the police I ran away. //throws FBI career out the window because that will never happen with my record being tagged as a RUNAWAY ;a;

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

His eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

No. Not the Dark. I'm afraid of what's in it.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

As in glue? No.

68) Do you own a webcam?

No... but if I get one, you're not knowing about it.

69) Have you ever stripped?

//chuckles ass off

Teehee, I'm on number 69 XD

70) Ever broke a bone?

Ankle ;-; Sorry Abyssehness.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

Nope. I'm on Live, Skype and Chatango though

73) Pringles or Lays?

//is eating Lays

At the moment, Barbecue can win anyone over.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yes v.v I thought I was protecting them, but I just made it worse, and hurt both of us o.e BUT SHIT ALWAYS WORKS OUT HAPPILY IN THE END

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Full House.. never seen the Brady Bunch .o.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Viva, in passing. BUT WE LIKE TO CUSS EACHOTHER OUT FOR FUN XD

80) Do you own a car?

My brother promised me he would buy me a Chevelle.

81) Can you cook?

Yup.

82) Name 3 things that annoy you:

1. When people won't shut up while I'm texting them. Seriously, the faster you SHUT YOUR FACE the faster I can respond.

2. When your mom forces you to eat something that clearly upsets your stomach... x.x

3. Idiots.

83) Do you text message often?

Well not anymore, now, can I?

84) Money or love?

Love. I honestly don't understand the whole 'OMGHERE'S A GREEN PIECE OF PAPER! IT'S SO IMPORTANTTTTT' prospect.

85) Do you have any scars?

From Abyssehness.

Whom I have never face to face met.

Who lives a few states away.
...

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To be in Kentucky. Right now. x.x

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Yes. >:}
88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Big Red

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

No... but Mc. Donald's smoothies are amazing.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

WTFH? NO.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Look at who you're talking to. Stalk my DeviantArt. Now. Ask that again, I dare you.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

Dave. x3 //probably sounds obsessive at this point. Well, if you'd stop asking all these David orientated questions...!!!

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Myself, and for a perfectly good reason :I

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Neko and Abyssehness and Moony, but happy tears from when they were telling me how important I am ='D

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Abyssehness. But I guess if you were to ask me when all my friends wake up, the answer will change.

it's 2:30 PM XD

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

The same person who fell for me last, and the same person that I am in an amaaazing relationship with

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Abyssehness on Skype just now :P

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My mommy. XD

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read that please put it in your profile.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not coming to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I’ve told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you’re cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.”

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy up your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

"I'm not easily distracted I- hey, is that guy sparkling!"

"Fine, take your banana!"

"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have L!"

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed- cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become a part of it."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

Do not run in the school hall. Gliding is more fun.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them as much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you've already found it!?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by- it's trying to run me over!

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends.

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who know binary, and those who don't.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

Taste the rainbow- eat CRAYONS!

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

If you're a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you're a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

Be a loser! Because being cool is sooo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Dear heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Hard work never killed anyone but I'm not taking any chances.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It's better to be quiet and thought stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it.

"Stab with sharp object to open"

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people- then kill them.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

“Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.”

“To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist.”

“Evil is just another human invention.”

In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

A man’s inability to put things together without help and strict instructions is proof that God is a woman.

“Hello. This is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing. Do you?”

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we’re all screwed.

The future is merciless and inescapable, and barreling towards me at 60 minutes an hour.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

"There will come a day when you have lost all hope. There will come a day when all is gone and forgotten in your life. There will come a day when you no longer have the will to survive. There will come a day when you have nothing, when you are hungry, homeless, penniless and miserable. There will come a day when you are depressed and forlorn, when the world is nothing but a flat plain of suffering and you are just a shell of a former person. And when that day does come...I'll be there to make it worse."

"I once had a life. Now I have a computer."

"Ah, fanfiction dot net. A place for writers and people who think that they're writers."

Dehydration is thirsty work.

I'm not superstitious- it brings bad luck.

"People want to know why I write such gross stuff. I tell them I have the heart of a small boy- and I keep it in a jar on my desk." (Stephen King).

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

EMO--Extravagantly Made Origami

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I can.

This is my clone. I'm actually someplace else having a much better time.

Losing is nature’s way of saying you suck.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up to much space.

La la la la I can't hear you.

Caution: does not play well with others.

Ask me if I care...

C.S.I. Can't Stand Idiots.

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Haha. I don't get it.

I'll try being nicer, when you start being smarter.

Please go away, I'm allergic to losers.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Ha ha! I'm running with scissors. Ow, my eye.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a huge loser of yourself in public.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I’m the coolest loser you’ll ever meet!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Multi tasking; screwing up several things at once.

Break my heart? I'll break your neck!

Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.

I used to listen to my parents but the nice stranger with the candy changed my mind.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia; then start worrying.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but only if you throw hard enough.

I laugh in the face of death. Maybe not laugh- more like a snicker. A quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face. So it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.

Step one is learning the ropes, step two is chewing through them.

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen."

Friends are the people who are willing to ignore the faults they see in you. Best friends are the ones unfortunate enough to know all of them, and stupid enough to put up with you anyway.

"Everybody knows that everybody dies, and no one knows it like the Doctor. But I think all the stars of all the worlds might just go dark if he ever, for one moment, accepts it." (Doctor Who)

"I'll just step inside this police box... and arrest myself." (Doctor Who)

Home is where you stop running.

We're too young to realise that certain things are impossible. So we will do them anyway.

They laugh because I’m different... I laugh because they're the same.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.

It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.

My train of thought got derailed.

If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.

Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!

Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe."

It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, onto a little seesaw, and then through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

If you had everything, you wouldn't have anywhere to put it.

Who died and made you Darth Vader?!

Why is it that reality constantly ignores my imagination?

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defence against stupidity.

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

How is it one careless match can start a bush fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'll decide when I want to grow up.

Did you say exercise? Or accessorize?

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance.

When you're cooking Italian food, the pastabilitlies are endless.

I don't get even; I get odder.

Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to them.

I dialled a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes right now in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

If you see a dollar on the footpath, pick it up. Something valuable may be under it.

Raising children is like being taken hostage by midget terrorists.

Beauty fades but dumb is forever.

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there.

“Addiction: Being abnormally tolerant to and dependent on something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming.”

Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?

It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power.

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”

What about never? Is never a good time for you?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I plan on living forever...so far so good.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "you had to be there" type of thing. More like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

"Life is empty and so is the fridge.”

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A word to the wise isn’t necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I can resist everything except temptation.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement I’d be unstoppable.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

What? You can't use that as your battle cry.

Why not? You have one.

Mine is for nobility, honour and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people.

Mine is for ponies.

That's not-

FOR PONY!

Things to Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to the men!?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with an ‘F’?

When sign writers go on strike, is anything painted on their placards?

Why is a package sent by land carrier called a shipment, while a package sent by ship is called cargo?

Where do forest rangers go to get away?

Why do we call them apartments when they're attached?

Why is it a TV set when we only get one?

Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?

If olive oil comes from olives then where does baby oil come from?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters
Dirty Room

Presbyterian
When you rearrange the letters
Best In Prayer

Astronomer
When you rearrange the letters
Moon Starer

Desperation
When you rearrange the letters
A Rope Ends It

The Eyes
When you rearrange the letters
They See

The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters
Cash Lost In Me

Election - Results
When you rearrange the letters
Lies - Let's Recount

Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters
Alas! No More Z's

Mother in Law
When you rearrange the letters
Woman Hitler

A Decimal Point
When you rearrange the letters
I'm A Dot In Place

The Earthquakes
When you rearrange the letters
That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two
When you rearrange the letters
Twelve Plus One

Clothespins
When you rearrange the letters
so let's pinch

Conversation
When you rearrange the letters
voices rant on

The countryside
When you rearrange the letters
no city dust here

Random things I've collected.

Cheese- it makes the world go round. if you love cheese, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've inside jokes...with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow while knowing that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love manga and anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room then forgotten what you were doing, started walking away and then remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been watching a TV show and when the commercials came on forgotten what you were watching, copy and paste this into your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 and 4. Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for number 3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of Fanfiction writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or clapping your hands, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver! If you've had to use the silver more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those who never quit but never win are idiots. If you are one of those idiots, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a crazed fangirl, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like scaring people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escalator and succeeded in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you weren't paying attention to something and got really confused, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelt your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what you want to be when you grow up, but hate it when people ask you and talk like it's rocket-science, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read the dictionary because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the listed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you give your friends equally odd looks for being themselves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it is important to do spontaneous acts of randomness at least 5 times a day in order to maintain a healthy level of insanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really bad day, gone and read fanfiction and someone has had a story that somehow made it all seem a little better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever wondered who made up all of the “copy and paste this into your profile” things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these, copy and paste this into your profile.

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THERE'S MORE! :D

I'm actually going to change my battle cry to "FOR PONY!!!" ._.

... Yeah, I have no idea what to put here.