MariYoshBowsFan's Weird and Confusing Profile. (Ha, story pun.)

Long story short, it's Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test.

Current Game(s): Pokémon Black, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, and (soon to be) Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

My Obnoxiously Long List of Nicknames

1. MariYoshBowsFan, 2. MYBF, 3. Mari, 4. Yosh, 5. Bows, 6. Fan, 7. Wiggles (Insider), 8. RandomFan (see previous), 9. Zombie (see previous twice) (Also Zombieh), 10. Irweg (Another insider) You know what, Charz456 can call me that, nobody else, 11. MaYoBoFa, 12. Mr. MarioYoshiBowser (I know what you're thinking. "That has all the letters" I know.), 13. Larry, 14. NotMYBF (Not my boyfriend), 15. "Create Your Own" (Quotations are necessary.), 16. Bowsy, 17. Humphrey Bows III, 18. Blazengirl410's Cousin, 19. 'Stache Bro, 20. NephewFan, 21. Zombz, 22. 6 (Raichu has 6 letters in it.), 23. Alakazam, 24. Melody, 25. Weston, 26. Eirika, 27. MirorB./Miror/B. 28. Rawk Hawk (or a form of it.) 29. Maritry 30. Honey Queen 31. Shadow Queen 32. Yoshi 33. Bowser 34. Bow Bow 35. Whatever my avatar is. 36. Mariachi

Name: Define the word, "privacy" for me.

Age: If you said, "Senior Citizen", you need medical attention.

Hometown: STALKER. D:

Favorite Mario Characters: Mario, Yoshi, and Bowser.

Hobbies: Sleeping, video games.

Likes: Board/Card Games, Spelling and Grammar, that kind of stuff.

Dislikes: Abbreviations, being interrupted, hypocrites.

Favo(u)rite TV Shows: Survivor, Spongebob Squarepants, The Amazing Race, Jeopardy, The Price Is Right, Big Brother, Mythbusters, Worst Cooks in America, Lingo, Solitary, Angel Beats(!) (if anime counts), The Mole, Baka and Test.

Memorable Quotes

"When in doubt, hyperventilate."

"Jerk." "Thank you. I am a jerk. Other jerks see me and say, 'Wow, what a jerk'." (First line was my friend. The second was Me.)

"Doughnuts, artificial heaven!"

"Epic Fail...now I feel sad for lesser fails."

"I'm a Zomshi, a Zomio, and a Zomser!" (Zombie Yoshi, Mario, and Bowser.)

"Let's go to Build-a-Bear and make a mongoose!" (Usual randomness.) Also interchangeable with wombat and pet rock.

"I'm not that technologically advanced, but I'm not technologically impaired either."

"Stop running! You'll make me feel old!"

"RUDPOLPH THE RED-NOSED OSHAWOTT!" (Poke-Caroling! Also compatible with Feraligator.)

"Oatmeal is NOT better than cat fur. Velcro is better than cat fur." (Long story short: weird argument.)

"Shia Labeouf is in my car."

"All Butt-kicking must be done in a dress." (I was playing Super Smash Bros Brawl and I was Peach.)

"Anchovy v.s. The English Language." (Disbeliefe does NOT have a third e. Wait, this spell check says it does. O_o;)

"As long as you enjoy rocks in your stomach tomorrow."

"Sleeping is for ninnies. PARTY! :D" (Convincing Marioliza not to fall asleep.)

"Boyfriend. Super Friends water-coloring book. Same Thing"

"You're a sweet smoothie made out of lemons and Cruella deVil"

"I LOVE YOU CATERPILLAR." (Long story.)

If you would be part of the Random Brigade BUT, you are not a girl, copy and paste this on your profile :P.

If you're part of Teh Random Brogade and your Username is either MariYoshBowsFan, DonPianta, TJLovesHisMidna, or RoseNinjah98, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you read this Copy and Paste, Copy and Paste it on your profile and add your name on the list: CHAMP 15, CHARZ456, THE SMART ONE 64, MARIYOSHBOWSFAN -Champ 15

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the most popular Mario forum! megaman1998, DonPianta, PrincessPeachandDaisy, Luigenius, The Smart One 64, Champ 15, Princess Toady, krisetchers, yorkielover123456789, badberry123, charz456, TJLovesMidna, Child at Heart Forever, Wimpzilla, laguzgirl13, Grossgirl18, and MariYoshBowsFan! (In other words, if you participated in megaman's Mario Mafia game which only consists of the awesome people above, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh. And there will be more by him in the future!) -megaman1998

04/05/11 Added to Super Mario Boxing

04/07/11 Updated Profile a lot.

04/08/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure

04/09/11 I have another story idea! :)

04/10/11 Happy Birthday Mom! (And Updated Profile)

04/22/11 Vacation! Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure. Started Chapter 10 of Super Mario Boxing

05/01/11 Closer to my birthday! Sorry for not updating sooner! Tight schedule. Added a few lines to Super Mario Boxing. Have more chapter and story ideas.

05/01/11 (Again) Updated Profile (fairly obvious).

05/04/11 After 2 years, FINALLY finished Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! New poll posted. Updated Profile. Added to Super Mario Boxing and Mario's Weird And Confusing Adventure.

05/07/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure

05/08/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure

05/09/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure and Super Mario Boxing. (Sorry for not updating SMB in a month! I'm getting to it!)

05/29/11 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

06/15/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure. GOT A REVIEW! YAY!

06/17/11 Sorry for slow updates. Pretty busy.

07/23/11 I got kinda lazy with SMB. I've been updating.

07/25/11 (I think) I made a new story. It's too long of a title to post here, so scroll down to see it.

08/04/11 Added to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure

08/19/11 Changed Updating Schedule.

11/12/11 FINALLY FINISHED LUIGI'S MANSION! :DDDDDDDDD

11/12/11 Sorry that I passed the deadline. My schedule hates me. D:

12/01/11 I have a couple projects due soon, so I didn't get much writing in. That and I get distracted. XD

12/07/11 I should mention I might not update on end-of-the-month holidays such as Halloween or New Year's Eve/Day.

12/25/11 Merry Christmas/Kwanzaa/Boxing Day/Hanukkah/Any Other Holiday!

12/28/11-12/29/11 I was going to write, but then I decided to change my avatar instead. I'll do it soon! I promise...maybe. XD

12/29/11 My computer has been hit with a virus and can't open anything except the Internet, and it barely does that. Not even something as simple as Paint. This includes my writing software, Openoffice.org. This means that I may or may not be able to update any Chapters, post any stories, etc. I'm obviously going to try my hardest to fix this problem and/or get a new computer. I could never let down any fans I might have. I'm trying my best! D:

01/01/12 Happy New Year! :D

01/02/12 I think I may have a solution. It may or may not work. It's probably not even a permanent solution, but it's a start...

01/11/12 YES YES YES! :DDDDDD All fixed! Should be updating today or tomorrow. ;

01/12/12 I am BACK IN BUSINESS! :D Currently writing as I type this update! If you actually read Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure, you'll be excited to see this update!

01/14/12 After a mild hiatus, currently updating Super Mario Boxing. Expect something within the weekend!

01/26/12 Sorry, school's been rough lately. Didn't think I would put off writing this much. I have a larger-than-usual weekend, so I'll try to get something done.

02/05/12 Wow, stressful weekend. Ahh, well. I should get at least SOME writing done next weekend...or tomorrow. Whatever works, I guess. We'll see.

02/20/12 I'm 99% sure I'll have SOMETHING done by next Sunday. Almost positive.

03/09/12 Well...look how that worked out. SATURDAY, FOR SURE. Oh, and I updated my Profile a lot.

03/14/12 Happy Pi Day! (And a friend's birthday.) I'm almost certain that I will write something today. I have a good amount of free time...

03/22/12 I have a LOT of free time this weekend, adding an extra day. So DEFINITELY expect something.

04/01/12 Happy April Fool's Day! I wrote a little here, a little there. I'm going on Vacation this Friday, so I will NOT be updating, but possibly writing.

04/22/12 Wow, I procrastinate a lot. I reviewed over what I had written for a later chapter, and didn't like it at all. So I'll be redoing that sometime.

05/17/12 Ouch, I'm kind of on an unexpected hiatus right now. I don't have much to do tonight or tomorrow, so hopefully then.

05/28/12 TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY. YAY. So I doubt I'll do work then to treat myself. (Shut up, self. You never do work.) D: Anyway, that's pretty much it.

06/03/12 I thought I could update today, because I got some feedback on part of a chapter I wrote and it was mainly positive. So I guess I'll keep that and update soon...hopefully.

06/12/12 Last day of school for the year, so I want my writing to increase to make up for the block of free time.

06/26/12 I made a new story: Operation: Kanto and I hope it turns out well. I also wrote a bit for Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure

06/27/12 I don't have anything planned for today, so I'll probably write a little here, a little there.

07/03/12 Happy early Independence Day! I've updated Operation: Kanto (1st Priority.) I might write for Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure. (2nd Priority.)

07/08/12 Finally back from a 4-Day trip. I should have a Chapter or two done by Monday.

07/19/12 I'm a little busy with a recreational activity, so writing isn't my main priority. When the activity ends, then I'll go back to writing. (OR EVEN UPLOADING A YOUTUBE VIDEO OR TWO. MAYBE.)

09/10/12 Wow, I really haven't updated this in a long time...Anyway, I have a couple story ideas. Some are sequels, though. I'm thinking of finishing Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure. If it's a crowd favo(u)rite, I might make a sequel.

11/09/12 *very late* Happy Halloween y'all! I had a great time. Final Chapter of Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure, out now!

11/19/12 I have decided that I will write a sequel to Mario's Weird and Confusing Adventure. It was my favo(u)rite story to write, and I have an idea on a sequel. I will not leave any spoilers on the release. That's a surprise...

12/25/12 Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa (tomorrow) to all! I hope your holidays are superb.

01/08/13 Happy New Year's...a week late. :D I HAD A GREAT Story idea, but I forgot. I have another idea, but it's not as good...Oh well.

02/25/13 Sorry I haven't updated in...uh...ever. :P I have a competition coming up I really need to focus on. I've had a few ideas for stories, but they're unoriginal. Ehh, I might sit down and write them. NO GUARANTEES, but potentially this weekend?

03/11/13 Updated Operation: Kanto and unveiled a new story, Mario's Slightly Comprehensive Adventure!

05/29/13 Today's my birthday! I demand gifts. 7:l