Ireland Maslow
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since: 02-22-11, id: 2761600, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
country: USA
Author has written 24 stories for Big Time Rush.

"Don't let anyone think less of you because you are young. Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." 1 Timothy 4:12 (my favorite Bible Verse)

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Name: Ireland Maslow (just call me Ireland)
Age: 18
Birthday: November 29th
Religion: VERY strong Christian!

Eye color: Hazel (more green then brown though)
Hair color: Dark brown with blonde highlights
Siblings: Two sisters (one older, one younger)
Favorite movie: BROTHER BEAR!! :D
Favorite song: At the moment, Town Drunk by Love And Theft
Favorite band: Disciple, Big Time Rush
Favorite singer: Colton Dixon!!
Favorite TV show: DUCK DYNASTY!!!
Favorite vacation spot: Tennessee
Favorite rap artist: KJ-52
Who inspires you?: Dr. Seuss, his first book was rejected 22 times before finally someone decided to take a chance with the abnormal author. Look how far he's come now.
Favorite book: Sages of Darkness series by Brock Eastman
Celebrity crush: James Maslow!

The Williamsons house: http://images.agentsetup.com/user/b_lg.jpg(Hidden Secret For Too Long)

The view from the back of the porch at the Williamsons house: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2010/06/bulliscreek.jpg (Hidden Secret For Too Long)

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Life Guard. Yeah, mine walks on water

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

Getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes from my family and friends:

"Scaret? It's pronounced "scare-duh." -James (said like "scared" but with a T instead)
"Not around here! You ain't in California anymore, dude." -Me

"If your house catches on fire, we're going to let it burn." -Volunteer fireman
"Lady, I live in a trailer, my house will be burnt to the ground before I make the call." -Paul (my pastor. This happened years ago.)

"I took a test called 'What kind of wife will you be'. I got that I'm the perfect wife." -My older sis
"I didn't know a husband abuser was the perfect wife." -My mom

"Where do you go to school?" -Ryan
"I'm homeschooled."- Me
"(smiling) I don't where that's at." -Ryan
"At my house." -Me (he busted up laughing)

"I finally can remember the difference between prokaryotic cells and eukaryotic cells!" -Me
"You nerd." -My older sis

"That's godzilla-deer! If I hit that thing it's going in my backseat!" -My older sis

"Is a pumpkin a vegetable? Or a fruit?" -Ryan
"It's a squash." -Me
"Alrighty then, it's a squash." -Ryan
"Is a squash a fruit? Or a vegetable?" -Rob
"I don't know, it's a squash." -Me

"The stupid donkey scared the snot out of me!" -Me
"The snot?" -James
"Yeah, I don't cuss, so instead of the bad word, I say snot." -Me
"That's gross... I'm going to start saying that too." -James

"I was just thinking, with the way you do your hair, you might as well do tie-dye." -David
"Don't give her any ideas." -My mom

"Ugh! This stupid turkey won't sit still! I can't glue it's feathers on!" -Elizabeth (little girl from church. I was doing a Thanksgiving craft with them at Bible study)

"Don't tell me he doesn't know what The Hobbit is? If so, I'm going to have to go all the way to Tennessee and smack him personally. I'll have to go all nerd on him." -Me talking about my sister's friend Chris

"Even when I'm sick I find the energy to be mean to you." -My older sis talking to her friend Chris
"You're an overachiever." -Me

"Thanks mom, you made me lose our paper airplane." -My little sis
"You couldn't have lost- well, in this van that's actually possible." -My mom

"You know what an artichoke is right?" -James
"It's a fish right?" -Me
"Ok, apparently you don't." -James

"You're a mean, mean man!" -Chiquita (talking to the guy that played a Roman Soldier)

"Run, boy, run!" -Chiquita yelling out the window at a random guy running through the parking lot.

"It's like falling off a log."-My older sis
"Falling off a log?" -Me
"Yeah, you know, because everyone can fall off a log." -My older sis
"Yeah, I got it." -Me

"These are like sasquatch shoes!" -My older sis
"Hey! Watch it! That's my shoe size!" -Me

"What are you doing?" -My mom
"Talking to Niki about needing to shave our extremely hairy legs." -Me
"I'm scared to ask what you two normally talk about." -My mom

"What do you want me to do? Put blinkers on my butt?" -My older sis

"Now kiss!" -Nick (he does this with everything! Says it then makes the things kiss)

"The people in this church fascinate me. Everyone's cramped together and then there's one pew right in the middle that's empty." -Pastor Paul

"I've never seen an angel, well aside from my wife anyway. I want to point out that she is not here today, and you do have permission to tell her I said that." -Pastor Paul

"Two of my favorite things, being right and makin' people mad." -Pastor Paul

"I already see three in this list that fit me." -Beth
"I'm hoping you're more of an abuser than a male prostitute." -Shavawn (this was at church! Lol! Shavawn is the pastor's daughter)
"I've tried so hard to hide my male voice!" -Beth (said in deep voice)

"Dad should know never to leave us alone." -Shavawn at Bible Study (Paul had left us for a few minutes)

"What the heck kind of wood is he using?" -My older sis (our neighbor had a fire the same night as us and his was doing much better than our's!)

"I need to take a shower." -My older sis
"You have soap and the hose." -Me (she was washing her car)
"I'm not taking a shower in the front yard! I'm country, but not that kind of country!" -My older sis

"It's not about how you act inside the church, or how you act toward others in the church. It's about how you act toward others when you step out that door. How you treat non-Christians determines what kind of Christian you really are... Think about that for a few minutes and then adjust your life as needed." -Pastor Paul

"In the last year have you learned more about Him? Or have you somehow lost knowledge of Jesus?... My fear is that half of you fit the last question." -Pastor Paul

"I wish you would stop touching me!" -Candace
"I wish you would start liking it!" -Tori

"I think it's that black thing in the middle that's disgusting." -Crystal (my cousin)
"Are you sure that's not the stick?" -Me
"Possibly could be. " -Crystal (she was eating candy)


1. Never Look Back On The Steps You're Taking » reviews
Kendall is a troublemaker whose parents can't stand him. He gets sent to live with his aunt, uncle and cousin, Logan. Logan has a lot of junk going on in his life. What happens when Kendall discovers dark secrets of Logan's? Will he start to care for his nerdy cousin? Kendall's confused of what to do. Will he do something to help Logan before it's too late? NO SLASH!ABUSE!CUTTING!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,005 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 5-18-12 - Kendall & Logan
2. I'll Always Be Here For You reviews
Katie gets asked to prom by one of the most popular guys. Kendall thinks there's something weird about an 18 year old asking a 15 year old to prom. Katie wants to prove Kendall's wrong about Max. But things take a turn for the worst and Kendall ends up getting a call saying something happened and he needs to pick Katie up from a hotel. WARNING: ATTEMPTED RAPE
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-9-13 - Kendall & Katie K.
3. What Love Really Means » reviews
The guys discover James has a problem. Soon after, a new guy moves into The Palm Woods and takes a liking to James. In this vulnerable state, James starts dating him. What happens when the guy causes more problems? Can the guys save James? Slash/self-harm
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,004 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 3-18-13 - Published: 6-17-11 - James & Kendall
4. The Rest Is Still Unwritten » reviews
Logan's fiancee left him and leaves him with two 10 month old, twin girls. His childhood friend, Hayley, convinces him to go on a date with someone she knows. Logan's not so sure at first. What happens when he falls for the guy? Slash!Jagan!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,557 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 8-7-11 - Logan & James
5. Dumpster Baby » reviews
Carlos' mom left him in a dumpster at 3 months old. Now, Carlos is living in an orphanage and is tortured daily by other kids. He ends up meeting Kendall, the towns mean ex-gangster and Kendall feels the need to protect Carlos. NO SLASH! CARLOS ANGST!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 9-13-11 - Carlos & Kendall
6. Everyday Heroes » reviews
Heroes. We all have one. But then there are those heroes who don't ever get recognized. They are the heroes who never ask for any praise or rewards for what they have done. They simply do what they can because they love helping others. NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-3-12 - Published: 11-15-11
7. It's Not My Fault » reviews
Kendall is bullied because of the murders his biological dad committed. Kendall goes from being the most popular kid, to the most hated over something that wasn't his fault. But they won't listen to him. Will things ever be the same? Oneshot!Anti-bullying
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 10-27-11 - Kendall - Complete
8. Invisible reviews
Carlos feels invisible to everyone. His friends seem to have turned away and his parents ignore him. What happens now that he's taken things too far? BTR Day Of Onshots!NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-12 - Carlos & Logan - Complete
9. Pictures Of Another Birthday reviews
It's Katie's birthday, but she's not enjoying it. There's one person missing that she wants more than anything. Her dad. And to top it off, bullies make her leave her party and go cry in the dark. But comfort comes when James goes looking for her.ONESHOT!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-12 - Katie K. & James - Complete
10. Dumpster Baby: Logan's POV reviews
This is the oneshot of Logan's POV for Dumpster Baby. Logan's meeting with his mother!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-11 - Logan - Complete
11. Crazy Girl reviews
Logan finds Camille crying in the stairwell over the fact that she was told she was too crazy for a movie part. He tells that sure she's crazy, but that's why he loves her. Oneshot LoganxCamille cuteness!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-11 - Camille & Logan - Complete
12. The Way I Loved You reviews
Kendall realizes how much he actually loved Jo and decides to call her when he can't sleep. He then tells her how he feels, what will her reaction be? Story is better than summary.Oneshot!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-3-11 - Kendall & Jo - Complete
13. Haunting Experience reviews
Logan goes to the mall alone and when coming out, discovers he has a flat tire. A man offers a helping hand, but what happens when this man's intentions aren't so pure? Attempted kidnapping. Oneshot! No slash, obviously.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-11 - Logan - Complete
14. Be My Rescue » reviews
Logan is bullied in school and hates his life so much. He doesn't know what he did to deserve this life. James transfers into his school and starts to stand up for Logan. T for bullying and self-harm in later chapters. NO SLASH just friendship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,874 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 4-7-11 - Logan & James - Complete
15. Be My Rescue Part Two reviews
Hey everyone! This is part two of Be My Rescue! It's just a little oneshot, but I hope you all like it!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-11 - Logan - Complete
16. Framed At Seventeen » reviews
James is framed with the kidnapping of his little sister, Amanda. James is innocent, but the police still need proof of this. Now James is on a hunt to bring her home. What he finds may surprise him. T for violence in later chapters.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,743 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 8-9-11 - Published: 5-10-11 - James - Complete
17. God Gave Me You reviews
James shows Kendall exactly how he feels about him with a song. Slash! Cute Kames oneshot! Please read!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-29-11 - James & Kendall - Complete
18. Always Loved You reviews
Kendall's always loved Logan, but when Logan's boyfriend cheats on him, Kendall feels the need to tell Logan about his love for him. But Kendalls is scared of how Logan will react. What will happen? Slash: Kogan! My first slash story! Oneshot!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-23-11 - Logan & Kendall - Complete
19. Even Perfect Days Can End In Rain » reviews
Sequel to The Perfect Life! Summary change! James and Cameron have problems when their new baby is born. Can the baby pull through? A short, second story about their baby.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 4-25-11 - James - Complete
20. Pressure To Be Perfect reviews
James is trying his hardest to be perfect. Even if it means destorying himself. He finally realizes he's gone too far and needs help. Kendall's right there to give him a hand. Oneshot, kind of short.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-11 - James & Kendall - Complete
21. Hidden Secret For Too Long » reviews
James and his sister Alli have been abused by both their parents all their lives. James wants Alli to come to Los Angeles with him but their parents say no. What happens when she goes anyway? T for self-harm and attempted suicide in later chapters.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 83,694 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 4-6-11 - Published: 2-24-11 - James - Complete
22. The Perfect Life » reviews
Cameron Lockwood is pregnant with James Diamonds child. Will he step up and be the father or will he leave her and the baby to be in a movie? Story better than summary.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,728 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-2-11 - Published: 3-4-11 - James - Complete
23. Save Me » reviews
Aria is abused by her dad and Kendall is her best friend. She secretly loves him but is afraid to tell him. After she tells him, he promises to keep her safe, can he keep that promise? Rated T for abuse/death
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 3-16-11 - Kendall - Complete
24. I'm Not An Angel reviews
This is just a songfic to I'm Not An Angel by Halestorm. Kendall is a vampire in this. Please give it a chance. Elli is just a normal girl that Kendall turns into a vampire then regrets it. What will happen? Read and find out. Story's better than summary.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-11 - Kendall - Complete