i love all harry potter books but my fav to read about are

DM/HP - CW/HP - SS/SB - RL/SB - LM/SS - SS/HP/DM - HP/SS

HG/PP - HP/LM - RW/HG - FW/GW-twins- SS/RL/SB - LM/SB/SS

THE ONES THAT I DONT AGREE WOTH EVEN IF THEY ARE IN THE BOOKS ARE

TONKS/RL - HP/GW - DM/PP

BUT I AM JUST AS SHY AS A PUP (HA HA) AND AS FRIENDLY AS EVER _

BOOKS THAT I LIKE ARE

HARRY POTTER (ALL) SAME HERE AS WELL*

TWILIGHT (ALL) AND THE MOVIES EVEN IF THEY DO CUT OUT MOST OF THE BOOK*

ANITA BLAKE A VAMPIRE HUNTER NOVEL (NOT ANY THING LIKE BUFFY IT IS A WHOLE LOT BETTER AND IT EXPLAINS MORE)

THE BOOKS THAT GO WITH THE TV SERIES OF TRUE BLOOD (SNOOKIE STACKHOUSE)

I WILL PUT UP OTHER SITES FOR ALL OF YOU OTHER HARRY POTTER FANS (DARRY FANS/ HP/DM) THAT I FOUND

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh, the irony...

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a msn messenger or Fanfiction

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away and you got their shoes.

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping yo ass.

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs

Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

I totally don't believe this but it's on profiles all over the FanFiction site: 'This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.'

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

My Mother Taught Me

1.RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2.TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3.LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4.MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5.FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6.IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7.OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8.CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10.WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11.HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12.CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

15.ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17.MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

20.HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23.WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25.CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26.TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(")_(") This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have YAOI!

Firends vs best friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "DAMN!" we messed up! "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: wont post this

Best friends: will re-post this shit

i know i have one of these already but i thought this version was funny as well