Just-another-teenage-dirtbag
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since: 02-24-11, id: 2764033, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
country: UK
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Sherlock.

Hi. My names Sasha. Formally known as dittzybuttercup

Check out my new account on Fictionpress - dittzybuttercup.

Also check out my polyvore account - http://sasha-elkington.polyvore.com/

I am a girl who has a weird (inner: it's NOT weird!!! ) obsession with anything Naruto!!! XD

I am a anime obsessor, southern cowboy vampire hugger, and a slytherin lover :)

I am a big fan of any rock bands from Black Veil Brides to Breaking Benjamin to ALICE NINE!

I absolutly ADORE Amano Shinji - Tora from Alice nine.

I love naruto!

I am a BRO!! Go Pewdiepie!

My favorite pairings are :

Hermione/anyone really apart from Ron.

Bella/anyone apart from Alice.

Sakura/anyone

Naruto/Hinata

Zabuza/Haku

Daryl/OC

I LOVE The Walking Dead even though I am TERRIFIED of zombies but I think seeing Norman Reedus looking bad-ass with that crossbow and a southern accent makes up for it :3

(Saw this on someones bio and had to post it

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No. This is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now?

Guy: First give me a big hug.

She hugs him tightly.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next morning, a motorcycle accident occurred because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't.

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In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too...

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

...She deserved everything she got and more...

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry...

In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all :)

R.I.P Severus Snape who died an unknown hero xxx

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Hope you like my stories :)

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1. Saturday Night TV reviews
"It was just a quiet and normal night in with a sociopath." She thought to herself. Unfortunately things can never be that simple with Sherlock Holmes. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-13 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete
2. Chasing a shadow » reviews
What if it wasn't Edward that Bella fell in love with when she moved to Forks? What if it was a certain southern cowboy that caught her attention? I don't own Twilight no matter what my imaginary friend Jim says; bad Jim :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 11-23-11 - Bella & Jasper
3. The Past Is Hard To Forget » reviews
The war has ended and everyone is happy, or are they? How will a boggart help someone who needs it the most? I own nothing. Mild mentions of gore and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-12 - Published: 12-28-11 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
4. Welcome to the lives of the Weasley twins » reviews
"Ha ha ha why in the name of ha Hogwarts are you naked?" Welcome to the lives of the Weasley twin's!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 1-13-12 - Fred W. & George W.
5. I broke her reviews
The sequel to 'He broke her' All from Severus' POV. He will stand there and watch, watch as she loves, because she is too pure and good not to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
6. Those were the days reviews
Hermiones been friends with him since they were 6 years old and against all the odds they have been as close as the day they met but with the war approaching can she trust him? Especially if his the enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-11 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
7. He broke her reviews
He broke her like no one else could. Yet she was stronger then he ever could be, because she was able to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete