Name: Black Rose

Age: Take a guess

State: Halloween Town

Height: 5'4" (though I think I'm shrinking 0.0)

Weight: No idea

Favorite Color: Crimson, purple, black and silver

Least favorite color: PINK X_X YUCK!

Likes: Reading, writing, listening to music, writing poems and songs. I love to draw, dance and sing. AND TRANSFORMERS!!

Dislikes: School, beers and alcohol, math, PINK, DEEP WATER AND SNAKES!! X_X

Favorite Books: Vampire Kisses Series (Vampire Kisses, VP: Kissing Coffins, VP: Vampireville, VP: Dance with a Vampire, VP: Coffin Club, VP: Royal Blood, VP: Love Bite), Gargoyles, Blue is For Nightmares (still havn't finished the series), Meridian, Reckless, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Vampire Academy, Frostbite, Shadow Kiss, Evermore, Blue Moon, Shadowland.

Favorite TV shows: Chloe King: Nine Lives, Angel, Charmed, Bones, Shake it Up!, Wizards of Waverly Place, Teen Titans, Gargoyles, Sonic X, Inuyasha, Kekkaishi, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, The Simpsons, TMNT, Yu-Gi-Oh!, T.V.O., La Guerra de los Sexos, Risas en Combo, Sunshine Remix, Smack Down, Raw, Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H., Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Tom & Jerry, Scooby Doo, Kick Buttowski!!! X-Men Evolution, Johnny Test, Generator Rex, Transformers Animated, Codename: KND and much more

Favorite Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Brother Bear, Brother Bear 2, Mouse Hunt, Tangled, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, National Treasure 2, Night At the Museum, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark Of The Moon, Hulk, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Ratatouille, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men: Last Stand, X-Men Origins Wolverine, X-Men: First Class, How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Shrek 4... whew! And I still have more but I'm toooo lazy to keep going ;)

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Sugar is Sweet and so are You!

The Roses have wilted,

The Violets are Dead,

The Sugar Bowl's empty,

And my Dagger's stained Red.

This is a true story A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu", as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you.

Month one

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive out of my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my finger and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's Abortion?

Month six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Somehting is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!

Month seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never walk or run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was some fun shit!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Copy these if you have ever done them:

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (I am)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (I always want to, people just really piss me off!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!" (Some kid named Colby form my old middle school did that all the time)

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing her off, add this to your profile!

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love thinking of Anti-Cosmo as your godparent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is is cat

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This is to cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.