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| MoistTowelette |
Author has written 22 stories for Glee, and Teen Wolf. Look for me at AO3 under MoistTowelette as well! All stories are cross-posted. Hi! Oh my God, that was the best greeting I could come up with. My name is Tommy, and yeah you can totally call me that lol. It won't freak me out. My pen name is MoistTowelette in reference to the infamous scene in Glee season 1, episode 20 "Theatricality" wherein Kurt (who is still enamored with Finn), offers to wipe off his KISS makeup with a moist towelette, to which Finn objects and Kurt screams "It's just a moist towelette!" I don't know, I like it. Well I suck at these. I don't know how to talk about myself without sounding like a douche or rambling or being completely boring. Umm, I'm (insert age here) and I go to (insert college here). I'm not being funny, I just legit don't want my info out there. I've seen one too many Lifetime movies and I do not want to end up tied up in a stranger's trunk headed over the border to Mexico to be traded into human trafficking (okay, I've seen Taken one too many times, too). Yeah I'm a guy. Wait, let me check...One...two, yup, two balls down there. And lots of hair. I need to manscape soon. Of my Glee fics, the main couples I ship are: KUM - because Sam was originally supposed to be Kurt's bf and I got stuck on that idea and once I saw Chord Overstreet I was like FUCK YES let it happen, and their interaction in Duets only strengthened my belief in his homosexuality, but then he hooked up with Quinn and it all went to hell. And then Blaine got introduced and like EVERYBODY AND THEIR MAMA loved him and I was like, this kid is boring and too smarmy for my taste, plus he's so short. Sorry, I really hate Klaine, even though I like Blaine and Darren Criss. One of my inconsistencies as a person lol. PUCKURT - because they're the supreme archetype of gay high school drama. The tough, badass sex shark homophobe and the prancing, obviously gay sensitive teenager find love and romance even though society disapproves. It's such a cliche, but it works so well. And we all know Puck has had some thoughts about dudes, and Kurt straddles that fine line between dude and dudette, so it's inevitable that Puck would end up on his knees, servicing our favorite countertenor. And I'm a huge STEREK shipper for Teen Wolf. HUGE. I feel like it might maybe legitimately become canon. I'm not holding my breath or anything, but yeah, I've got some good feelings about them. And even if they don't I still love them together. Plus, they really gave me some new things to write about, breaking my writer's block and helping inspire me in my other WIP as well. So, that's it! I hope you guys like my stories (because I'm really insecure as a writer, which leads to this inferiority complex I have and, coupled with my occasional delusions of grandeur, well, you can see why I'm a hot mess who only publishes their writing on a fanfic site.). Read them and tell me how much you love/hate/detest/want to hump me! (I promise I won't bite. Unless you're into that kind of thing ;P | |||||
1. Fool in Love reviewsStiles says I love you, and Derek can't run away fast enough. His friends are there to help pick up the pieces, but Derek doesn't exactly make it easy to move on.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-13 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete2. Hocus Pocus » reviewsKurt, Tina, and Santana are witches. When a spell one of them casts goes dangerously wrong, chaos erupts at school and it's up to them to put everything back to normal before innocent people get hurt. Eventual Puckurt. M for Language.Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 11-4-12 - Published: 10-31-11 - Kurt H. & Puck3. The Very Thought Of You reviewsYou don't know why, but you've been thinking of the annoying kid who never shuts up...like, all the time. You can't sleep, you can't do anything but think of him. And you hate yourself for it. But then he's crying out your name and you go running, not caring what might happen to you. All you know is he's in trouble, and you have to save him. Second person narrative. Oneshot.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete4. How Wonderful Life Is Now You're In The World » reviewsKurt is crushing on the one boy he shouldn't be crushing on. Will he ever return his feelings? And if he does, will he be everything Kurt's ever dreamed of, or will it be a beautiful disaster?Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 166,510 - Reviews: 528 - Updated: 9-10-12 - Published: 3-5-11 - Kurt H. & Puck5. Follow Your Nose reviewsOr, The Case of the Missing Underwear. Stiles' underwear gets stolen and he thinks he knows just who's to blame. And of course the whole pack gets involved, because, let's face it, they're really one big family. One nosy, weird, incestuous family. Established Sterek. Friendly Hale pack. One shot.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete6. Safe and Sound reviews"When you're going through hell, keep going." So Stiles did. The run to save Derek was the closest thing to hell on earth he'd ever known. His calves were burning, his legs were tired, he was short of breath, and he couldn't see anything in the dark woods. But he had to keep going, because if he stopped, Derek could die, and then life wouldn't be worth living. M for violence.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-7-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete7. Tell Me You Love Me reviewsSpoilers from 2x10 "Fury". After Matt's hostage situation, Stiles wants to be alone with his thoughts, but of course Derek is there to interrupt them. As the night wears on, Stiles realizes Derek might actually care for him. Good luck on trying to get the big guy to actually admit it, though. M to be safe.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-6-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete8. Tearing Me Apart reviewsNot as dramatic as the title sounds. Not dramatic at all, actually. Drabble about Scott and Jackson interrupting Stiles and Derek's alone time, and how Stiles keeps a tight hold on Derek when he wants to kill his boyfriend's friends. Set before Season 2, but no spoilers at all from Season 1.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-30-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete9. Rest In Peace reviewsAfter sex, Derek just wants to sleep, but Stiles seems to be more talkative than ever. How will he get him to calm down? It's rated M y'all, so you know it's going to be fun.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-27-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete10. Puck's Fresh Meat » reviewsPuck decides he's bored with the current offerings of McKinley High and needs something new when in walks innocent, delicious Kurt. Let's just say his sex life will never be the same! Multi-chapter fic. Rated M for smutty slashy goodness!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-1-12 - Published: 3-12-11 - Kurt H. & Puck11. Borrowed Things reviewsAfter the collapse of Kurt and Puck's relationship, Kurt has some things he wants to give back. When he returns them, he also takes the time out to tell Puck why he believes they didn't work out, leading Puck to realize Kurt's got it all wrong. One shot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-16-12 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete12. Twelve Days of Puckmas! » reviewsPuck messes up hugely with Kurt, and in order to get back in his good graces he showers him with gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas. Join in the festive fun as Puck and his friends give Kurt a Christmas and Hanukkah he'll never forget.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,790 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 12-14-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete13. Stay reviewsOne-shot. Puck is juggling Kurt and Quinn, leading them both on with lies that they're the only ones for him. What happens when Kurt gets tired of being his dirty little secret, and when Quinn can't keep turning a blind eye to his indiscretions anymore?Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-9-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete14. Puck and Kurt's First Day of School reviewsNauseatingly sweet and cute little fluff piece about little Kurt and Puck's first day of school. Puck's a bully and no one will play with him, even the one boy he really wants to be friends with. Call a dentist. This one's so sweet you'll get a toothache.Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-1-11 - Kurt H. & Puck15. Just Enough Time reviewsSam keeps Kurt from being somewhere important, making Kurt upset, until he finds out just why Sam was so hesitant to let him go in the first place. Inspired by Chord Overstreet's departure from Glee. One-shot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-26-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E. - Complete16. Best Served Cold » reviewsAfter dating for months Puck breaks Kurt's heart and Santana swoops in and shows our favorite male diva just how healing revenge can be. Together the two wreak havoc on Puck's life, making the mohawked teen regret he ever messed with Kurt. COMPLETE.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 7-20-11 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete17. Before Sunrise » reviews"Kurt. Finn." Burt Hummel eyed the naked blond kid and mohawked punk behind his son and step-son with ill concealed anger. "You boys want to tell me what's going on down here?" A multi-chapter Kum fic with brotherly Furt and friendly Puckurt. NEW CHAPTER.Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 4-25-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E.18. Love The Way You Laugh reviewsPointless fluff piece with Kurt acting all bossy and Sam being the giant six-year old we all know he is. Gets a little dirty at the end.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E. - Complete19. Slumber Lumber reviewsSleepy Kurt is, well, horny. And Sam, being the perfect boyfriend he is, kowtows to his demands. One-shot. Est. relationship. M for smut, smut, smut.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E. - Complete20. Body Heat reviewsKurt loves Sam, but what he doesn't love is Sam's insane body heat, especially when they're cuddling. Will Kurt work up the courage to tell Sam he finds him too hot to handle? One-shot. Rated M for suggestive themes.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E. - Complete21. The Good Boyfriend reviewsKurt takes care of Sam's, ahem, 'needs' when the jock sprains his wrist. One-shot. Warning: Pure Unadulterated Smut!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-5-11 - Kurt H. & Sam E. - Complete22. Haircut reviewsKurt decides Puck needs a haircut, which leads to a short discussion between the two on what exactly is going on in their relationship. Est. relationship. One-shot. M for language and suggestive themes.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-11 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete
