DDR Freak

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since	: 10-04-02, id: 276517
country	: USA

Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chrono Trigger, Discworld, Slayers, and Kirby.

Word, yo.
This is DDRFreak, more commonly known as Cerberus Dis. ...Or not. I have also been known under the alias of Miss Cerberus, Cerby, various forms of Cerberus, Hey, You, Mephistopheles, Cerb, Asteyr, Aliquis_caeles, and various other things that I don't feel like thinking about right now. If you see a Cerberus Dis hanging about anywhere, though, it's probably me. If not, then I'll maim the silly bugger who took my name.
So, I'm writing this bio because I'm bored. Very bored. And definitely bored. I run OFAC, to either its benefit or detriment, we don't know which.

The OFAC Enrollment Form:

Name:
Age:
Race/Species/Nationality (if applicable):
Gender:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Phobia(s)/ Mental Conditons:

Alignment: Good/Evil/ I dunno

Lust Object(s): circle all that apply- Magus / Crono / Robo / Glenn Frog / Marle / Lucca / Ayla / Other please specify_

Special Powers/Special Magical Abilities:
Are you a ‘shipper: y/n
Favorite ‘ships:

Are you a Slasher: y/n

Whom would you prefer not to be roomed with:

Rabid Fangirls/boys
Purists
Stampeders
Slashers
Mystics
Humans

Which category would you fit into best:

Rabid Fangirls/boys
Purists
Stampeders
Slashers

I would like a Mini-Lavi and/or a Moving Pillar:

~I will obey all rules that are stated at OFAC. All injuries and insanities are my own dang fault, and I will not sue. Note- OFAC is in no dimension to be sued. Thus, this entire note was decently pointless.

Signed_

I may also rewrite a bit of Nietzsche, due to the very wonderful reviews from Steven P. P and cyberimp6. Thanks very much, you've both given me a few things to think about, and I realize that there are probably a few things I could've done better in it- especially the lack of direct Slayers references. Thanks again you guys.

9/16/07
Also, just FYI, my harddrive on my laptop decided to commit suicide, so I've lost basically everything. I had another chapter for OFAC and Wizzardly, but they're going on hiatus for a while now, if you didn't already figure that out. I might go and muck about with a few other fandoms that I've become fond of, especially Psychonauts. If you've never played that game, do it now. It's awesome.

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1. The Interpretation of Dreams » reviews
After a battle with one of Dedede's monsters, Sir Meta Knight is acting a little strangely- and eventually is trapped inside his own mind, in his dreams, memories... and fears.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-1-08

2. Ironic reviews
Or, The Secret Garden. A short little ficlet with Xellos and Lina.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-07 - Xelloss M. & Lina I. - Complete

3. Wizzardly Accusations » reviews
Rincewind is accused of the attempted murder of the Patrician, and goes reluctantly on an adventure to find the actual assassin and clear his name.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 2-26-04

4. XELLOS: The Owner's Guide and User Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the proud owner of a XELLOS! In order to keep your XELLOS in top condition and running with relative efficiency, reading this manual is extremely recommended.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-5-06 - Xelloss M. - Complete

5. Nietzsche reviews
Xellos' moral defense, with all its philosophical terms, convoluted logic, and scathing sarcasm. The mysterious priest's own view on morality, or the lack thereof.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-2-06 - Xelloss M. - Complete

6. The Official Fanfiction Academy of Chrono Trigger » reviews
The characters of Chrono Trigger have decided that if they want decent fanfic written about them, they'd have to pound it into writers' heads personally and literally. The fanfic University concept is copyright (c) Miss Cam.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-23-03

7. The Lands of Midlearth » reviews
A PPC agent, Morgan Sapire, was kidnapped by Mary-Sues. She has to find her way out of the twisted world of Midlearth, or be killed by the 'Sues... or worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 8-8-03

8. Finis reviews
After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-2-04

9. Twisted Reality » reviews
A fanfiction author is stolen from her world by a Mary-Sue that possessed her. She is placed in a make-shift world with Legolas, and they must try to find a way to get home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 7-13-03

10. MarySue Stories: What Really Happened » reviews
In this fanfiction you will read about Mary-Sues that attempted to enter Middle-earth, but are thwarted at every turn. It's my attempt at being funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 5-18-03

11. Ye Olde Parody of a Legolas Romance » reviews
A Mary-Sue has travelled from Rivendell to Mirkwood in the span of three minutes. Our poor, poor, elf is instantly smitten. Oh, the horrors! This is a parody. I repeat, this is a parody. It is not serious.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 1-20-03