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Author has written 29 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Powerpuff Girls, Ninja Turtles, and Reboot. I can smell you, boys. Energon and Cybertron can bite me. So can G1. So can Dan Didio. The human race is actually descended from Waspinator. Dragons are never the answer. Dinosaurs are always the answer. Better living through chemicals. You all horrify me. I seek to return the favour. Melvin Burgess wins. Crack is both a legitimate genre and a way of life. If you write it well, even the stupidest idea can work. Chances are, you won't write it well. Hamba kakuhle, rest in pieces, adieu, amandla, amen, hope you enjoy. | |||||||
1. The Importance of an Education reviewsRattrap IS the School of Hard Knocks. Also, a jerk. Cheetor just wants to help.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete2. Snakeskin reviewsYou are being shed. Beast Wars, Dinobot 2 fic, gen.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete3. Power Cut » reviewsSet in Armada, after 'One to Waltz'. Megatron is busy plotting. Unfortunately, so is Sideways. NOTE: Old!fic. Reuploading chapters, nothing to see here.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,766 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 6-29-04 - Complete4. Estrangement reviewsHexadecimalMegabyte. Destroying Mainframe is function. Destroying one another is fun. viral relations for the eyebrowraise. Inspired by RebeccaH.Reboot - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete5. JudithShe wants to break his neck in two places. Tang Shen fic, set in the original Mirage comics.Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Published: 9-4-07 - Shen - Complete6. One to Waltz » reviewsSet in Armada. The Autobots and the Decepticons are out to find a Minicon in the forest. The Minicon is out to avoid this. NOTE: Old!fic. Reuploading chapters, nothing to see here.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,982 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 5-20-047. Looking at the Stars » reviewsSet in Armada. A million years before coming to Earth, a hungover private Jetfire lies in a gutter and angsts. Chapter 8: All your grumpy veterans are belong to us.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 3-6-058. The World's Smallest Violin reviewsSkibble. Set in Armada. Takes place after 'I Think You're Gonna Like It Here'. Some days, it just isn't worth gnawing through the restraints.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-06 - Complete9. Not Easy » reviewsGangrene Gang fic. No Puffs, no Ruffs, no plot. Just a few vignettes for the green ones. Possible overtones of slash. Roast me to a crisp, baby.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-1-0510. Tactical Analysis » reviewsSet in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 11-21-05 - Published: 7-17-0511. Beyond The Cheap Colored Lights » reviewsSet in BW. Just looking at a couple of Predacons' lives before conquering Cybertron came into the picture. 'Ware the Scorpinok angst.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 7-17-0512. Ode To A Thistle Bush reviewsSet in BW, episode 1. Scraplet. Dinobot fic. Finding oneself exiled, friendless, damaged and stranded on an unfamiliar planet sucks a little bit. A member of the local wildlife contemplates the strange newcomer.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-13-0513. Long Distance Relationship reviewsSet in Armada. Someone is pining. Guess who...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-0514. What Friends Are For reviewsSet in Armada, extremely pointless. Decepticon camaraderie. It's a scary, scary thing.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-8-0515. No Evil reviewsSet in G1, on Cybertron. Short Reflector ficlet.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-3-0516. Don't Look Down reviewsSet in BW, Season 1. The things we don't regret can be even worse than the things we do. Dinobot angst. And slash.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-0517. Asylum reviewsSet in Armada.(Slashfic) asylum: 1. sanctuary; refuge and safety; a place of refuge 2. a home for the insane.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-17-0518. Devils and Black Sheep reviewsSet in Armada. Decepticon training. Ex-Autobots. Hyperactive helicopters. Irritating seekers. Poor Thrust. He didn't sign up for this.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-16-0519. The Many Lamentations of Swindle reviewsSongfic, set in Armada. It's another lovely day at the moon base...and Swindle is singing. Oh, dear. (Warning; random havoc and Decepticon abuse.)Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-16-0520. Nemesis reviewsSet in Armada. Flyerfluff. Jetfire should know better than to play silly tricks on unstable Decepticon warriors...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-6-0521. I Think You're Gonna Like It Here reviewsSet in Armada. Jetfire enjoys his latest assignment; showing the new guy around. Follows on from 'Bad Comedy'.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-7-0522. Wreck The Halls reviewsSet in Armada. Obligatory ridiculous little Christmas fic. Can Megatron and the Decepticons discover the true meaning of Christmas? No, but they've got the lasers ready...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-24-0423. Vertigo reviewsSet in Armada. What, precisely, is the leader of the Decepticons doing at this time of the night and what does it have to do with Starscream? Edit: Added disclaimer, changed title, nothing new.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-13-0424. Stained Glass reviewsStrange little thing...in which we discover that Unicron’s job has certain perks and that Autobots cannot spell. Set before Armada. Quite a long time before, actually.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-0425. Bad Comedy reviewsSet in Armada. Jetfire's day goes to maggots. Exactly what the title implies.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-19-0426. Sacrificed reviewsSet in Armada. At what point does abandonment end and betrayal begin?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-7-0427. Two to Tango reviewsSongfic set in Armada. Never fall in love with a prostitute...or a traitor.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-1-0428. Bravely Bold Cyclonus reviewsSet in G1. Cyclonus's day goes from bad to excrutiating as he discovers why Decepticons should never be allowed near Monty Python.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-28-04
