A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
( )It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
( )Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (They were my little brothers, who ended up playing with my barbie doll more... ponder?)
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x)You watch sports on TV.
( )Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.
( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors. (and purple, which I guess is just red and blue.)
( )You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x)Sports are fun. (volleyball and tennis, dodgeball and kickball, basketball are all fun)
( )Talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night. (But somehow my inner-self ends up kicking them off at one point.)

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/stick.

( )You love skirts.
( )Cats are better than dogs.
(x)You love to shop. (What, like you shopping for fun stuff like glee memorial? HELL YEAH!)
( )You wear eyeliner.
(x)You wear the color pink. (I don't know how this has any effect on being a girl... hear me out people; Pink. Is. Not. A. Sin.)
( )Go to your mom for advice. (don't ask either parent, really)
(x)Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
( )You hate wearing the colour black.
( )You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
( )Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance.

(x)It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
(x)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
(x)You like wearing dresses when you can.
( )You like wearing body perfume.
(x)You love the movies.

()Used to play with dolls as little kid.

(x)Like being the star of every thing. (This just brings me one step closer to proving my theory that Kurt Hummel is my long-lost brother's, cousin's, friend of another friend of one more friend's, pet dog's babysitter's, nephew... yup, it could happen!)