1madscientist
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since: 02-25-11, id: 2766535, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
country: UK
Author has written 10 stories for Constantine, Picture of Dorian Gray, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avengers, Harry Potter, Freakazoid, Merlin, Mythology, StarTrek: Other, and Sherlock Holmes.

As part of a long-standing bet with a friend, we agreed, since we never read any fanfictions to appeal to our particular tastes, that we'd write our own. If you're looking for a long, drawn out description of me, you'll be waiting a long time. I'm complicated. Even close friends admit to being perplexed by me on a consistent basis.

I'd like to do some professional writing and/or editing if I get the chance. In the meantime, this wets my whistle.

Recently starting Sherlock writing because I do what I want and it's a rare fic that requires no plot to be good, since the characters carry themselves.

Duly note: I appreciate reviews immensely. However, if you leave a review as an anonymous guest, I have no way to answer your question or otherwise reply to your enquiry. Which makes me a sad panda because you took the time to write it.
I don't reply: when to do so would be a spoiler.


1. Trek Genesis
Two aliens are discussing how to be rid of this new human problem. What if? satire. AU, not at all serious.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Published: 5-16-13 - Complete
2. Evian
Bawdy ballad of Eve, water nymph and Adrian, mountain satyr. Ev/ian. I accepted a challenge to write about any prompt given and the title was it. Needless to say I won. Deliberately layered meanings.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 4-18-13
3. How Merlin should have ended » reviews
The final episode rewritten. Hopefully I bring closure for the characters with this AU found lacking in the canon.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-11-13 - Published: 12-24-12 - Merlin & Arthur
4. A Little White Room » reviews
Tony Stark is the principal interrogator of the traitor Loki. Set after Loki is captured and before he returns to Asgard with Thor. Could Loki be hiding a game far greater than his plan to conquer Earth? What is the destiny of Tony Stark, now advanced aliens are confirmed to exist? How will the scientist and the sorcerer reconcile their differences? FrostIron alternate continuation
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 6-24-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Loki
5. An Interview with the Freakazoid! reviews
I have no idea where to go with this, I'm just playing the idea out to a natural conclusion. Suggestions of topics or references welcome.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-12
6. Hello, Father reviews
Tom Riddle Jr pays his father an overdue visit. Image credit: HoneyBean, Deviant Art.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-12 - Tom R. Jr. & Tom R. Sr. - Complete
7. Conversations in Sherlock » reviews
The exchanges of Sherlock when there isn't a case on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 3-21-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
8. The Return of the Great John Constantine » reviews
Events ensuing after the film ends.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 2-28-11 - J. Constantine
9. If The Doctor visited a psychologist reviews
One-shot filler. Prequel to character cameo in my other story 'Conversations in Sherlock'. Disclosure: Sherlock only mentioned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-12 - 10th Doctor - Complete
10. When Age met Experience reviews
The scenario I imagine would happen if Dorian Gray were to come across one Sherlock Holmes in a bar.
Crossover - Picture of Dorian Gray & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-11 - Dorian G. & S. Holmes - Complete