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Author has written 11 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Victorious, NCIS, and Warehouse 13. Nationality : Scottish. (Whenever someone says British everyone thinks English but no I'm Scottish and damn proud of it) Favourite Bands : Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Disturbed, Paramore, Linkin Park, Motörhead, AC/DC, Papa Roach, The Who, Murderdolls, Skillet, Stone Sour, Bowling For Soup, All-American Rejects, Black Sabbath, Nickelback, Black Stone Cherry. Favourite T.V Shows : Firefly, Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, Primeval, The Big Bang Theory, My Name Is Earl, Mock The Week, Russell Howards Good News, Channel 4s Comedy Gala, Not Going Out, jackass, N.C.I.S. Favourite Movies : jackass movies, Kick Ass, Watchmen, Predator Movies, Alien Movies, AVP, AVP2 Requiem, Star Wars Saga, Indiana Jones Saga, Pirates Of The Caribbean, CRY_WOLF, Transformers Trilogy, Serenity, Saw Movies, Hostel Trilogy, Chronicle, Paranormal Activity Trilogy, OTP : Cleena Other Pairings Zabby, Bering&Wells, River/Kaylee, 10/Rose, Conby, Shenny, (\ _ /) This is Bunny. "I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it! "Dont annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." "Anarchy, Its not the law - But its a damn good idea" "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch "Life is terribly unfair, and then you drop dead" Lee Mack "If it's fun, Its probably Illegal" "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." "Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." "Crowded elevators smell different to midgets." “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire "How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?" - Ozzy Osbourne (a.k.a. GOD) "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch" "The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!" "If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?" | |||||||
1. Without a Shadow of a Doubt » reviewsWhen Ziva's Ex-Boyfriend shows up. It can only mean trouble. (Was originally posted over at NCIS Fiction) I will try to update this as often as I can.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-24-13 - Published: 3-5-13 - Abby S. & Ziva D.2. The Charity Event reviewsBased on a prompt from I Wear The Crown The Warehouse Employees help out at a Charity Fair. Better than it sounds. Bering&Wells, Cleena Please ReviewWarehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-13 - Myka B. & Leena - Complete3. Meet The Family reviewsMyka takes Helena to meet her parents. Simple and Sweet. (touch of Cleena)Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-13 - Myka B. & Helena G. W. - Complete4. Kitchen Capers reviewsWhen our two favorite inventors lock themselves away, things can't be good. This is based on a prompt from etain-livesWarehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-13 - Leena & Claudia D. - Complete5. Leena's Rose reviewsA rose can tell many stories. Contains Cleena and Bering&Wells Please leave a reviewWarehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-13 - Leena & Claudia D. - Complete6. Birthday reviewsA fic deficated to zabbygirl. Happy birthday! (This is a parody)NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-13 - Abby S. & Ziva D. - Complete7. The Locket reviewsAn accident with an artifact causes Claudia to dissappear. Contains Cleena, Bering/Wells and Vanessa/Artie.Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-13 - Leena & Claudia D. - Complete8. My Ex reviewsA small pre Jori One-Shot. Review pleaseVictorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-12 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete9. A Day In The Park reviewsWhen Cat asks Jade and Tori to meet her in the park. This was not what they hoped would happen Jori, Cat/OFC Review PleaseVictorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-12 - Jade W. & Tori V. - Complete10. Nutty Attack reviewsKitty gets attacked by squirrels.Short little Oneshot. Completely Random. !WARNING! contains organised squirrel crimeX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-11 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete11. XMen Randomness reviewsWolverine returns to the mansion. Randomness follows him. T just to be safe. OneShotX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-11 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete