Finchanya
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since: 02-26-11, id: 2767919, Profile Updated: 09-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fragile Dreams, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Ahem. My profile, all right. *Sitting in FINN NEWS desk*

So hey, I'm called Fin-chan on the internet. I really like writing, but there are times where I become very inactive since real life comes into the picture. I have different groups of friends and I'm pretty sure some of you know just what I'm talking about, hahah. Not to mention I'm very focused on school and never EVER skip out on homework. Yeah. Basically, I'm your all-around average teenager with a couple perks, but you can believe whatever you want. On fanfiction, I'm a writer in the community.

I change my hair color in some parts of my hair, like highlights or bangs. Wish I had the courage to dye my hair blue though; that would be awesome X3 Just doing that gives me animedar(you know, like radar? Get it, get it? Ugh, I'll shut up now T_T) and channel in people I might get along with. I just know. IT'S INSTINCT! Okay, also hate to admit it, but I'm short. VERY SHORT! Sometimes I hate it, sometimes I love it. When people point it out, though, I'll either just say a simple, "Just shut up" in embarrassment or go Edward Elric on them. Yeah, I have pride yo!

Personality...ugh, very hard to describe. Some people say I act like Tohru Honda and most say I'm a totally insane and sadistic. I have no idea how it works, but my friends say I'm both. Yeah, don't ask. People are strange. I'm probably better at drawing, but I don't really put any of my artwork online. Just show it to people I know. Also not too bad at fighting. I caused someone to writh on the ground in pain since she was holding the dummy. I did it by accident of course and felt so bad I just couldn't do anymore that day. I guess I get guilty easily, but if someone messes with me, well...let's just say all hell breaks loose. _ My friends think I have moments when I'm hilarious, and sometimes I stare at them wondering, "Why the hell do they think it's so funny?". So confusing... Anyway, I have a variety of clothing where I seem goth one day and the next my friends tackle-hug me(hard O_O) while spazzing out, "OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE! asdfghjkl;" It's the time where I go insane and they back away. I have no control, lawl.

QUOTES

"Eww old coleslaw!" -Me. Don't ask.

"Weird's the new normal. And normal's the new weird."-Me ...well it's true isn't it? O_O"

"That's what she/he said!" -OMG I HATE IT! DON'T SAY IT UNLESS THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT! If it does, good job. :)

"Envy's reaction when you call him a 'Homosexual, gay palm tree'" -Oh god, I laughed so hard. It's from "What One May Never See", an FMA fanfiction. So hilarious...

"I'm just one hell of a butler" -...*Fangirl squeal* Sorry, that really is one of my favorites. It's Sebastion from "Black Butler".

"Sit boy!" -Everytime Kagome says that in "Inuyasha", it's hilarious everytime.

"Your family sure does love fat-ass cats." -Todd Habercorn in the bloopers for OHSHC. I almost fell out of the chair laughing.

"Human kind cannot gain anything without giving something else in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange." -FMA, one of the wisest quotes and so true to life

"That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true, and when I'm Furhuer there will be changes. That day...all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!" -*Can't help but facepalm*Roy Mustang. Really Roy, really?

"He's not short, he's fun-sized!" -That goes for both Ed and myself! Although not directed toward me, STILL! RAWR!

"Black King, White Queen" -Although a title for a fanfiction, it describes Elizabeth and Ciel so well. From what I know anyway.

"Pretty is work, Beauty is truth." -I might do a One-shot for this :D

"One is All, All is One." -Another wise FMA quote

My True Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we * up ... but that s*t was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s*t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

TRUE FRINDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a* that left you.

FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door.

TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b*h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s*t."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s*t to the person who talks s*t about you.

TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*k out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.

TRUE FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man:Aren't you tired baby? You've been running in my mind all day.

Woman:Yeah, I know. I've been trying to find a way out

A beautiful story I found

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose me or your life.

Boy: Me

The girl runs away in shock and pain.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're lways on my mind."

"The reason I don't like you because I love you."

"The reason I don't want you is beuase I need you."

"The reason I woulnd't cry if you left is becuase I would die if you left."

"The reason I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you."

"The reason I woulnd't do anything for you is becuse I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life because you are my life!!!!"

WARNING: CREEPY STUFF!

This is freaky beware: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her into the ground while she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma sota balcu." as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindess will be rewarded.

There were 3 girls. They were looking through peoples myspaces

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing when her friend commented on how ugly he was.

Right then an instant message came up.

It read:

SatanStalker:So how do you like my Myspace???

XxLoVeMexX: What??

XxLoVeMexX: Who is this anyway?

SatanStalker: well you should know you're looking at my Myspace right now.

XxLoVeMexX: How do you know im looking at ur pro?

SatanStalker: I know when people look at my Myspace.

XxLoVeMexX: That doesn't even make any sense.

SatanStalker: I just do.

SatanStalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

SatanStalker: With nice legs I might say.

At this time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friends started to get worried.

XxLoVeMexX; What ever man your starting to scare the living sht out o me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me thouching your legs hu? I meant thats what you just said about me to your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man. Just block him, he's a fcking psycho.

The girl: Ok. Holy crap, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: It wouldn't really matter if you blocked me it wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVeMexX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah you're alone so it isn't a problem.

XxLoVeMexX: Whatever I think I'm going to leave because your freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that won't be a problem.

SatanStalker signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever let's just go upstairs trust e I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

The girls went upstairs and had a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said okay.

Ten minutes later the girl realized her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what ws up.

She knocks but no one said anything.

She opens it and finds her friend on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turns around he was there. Mewws the next morning said tere was one girl dead in the bathroom, her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes three men will be there.

One in your room, one in your bathroom and one killing one of your parents. Tonight at 1:30 am

END OF CREEPY STUFF

Eh, just like giving people warnings.

Fin-chan


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