Hullo there dear visitor. 8D

Soooooo...

PEN NAME: TheVendingMachine [formerly went by the name ThePurpleOutcast]

REAL NAME: I go by the nickname Z. ツ

AGE: Look at le birth date. :)

STILL STUCK IN A HELL HOL-ehem- SCHOOL?: UNFORTUNATELY. yes. ಥ_ಥ

BIRTHDATE: I was born on the day of Lexeaus • In the month of Axel • In the year of Xemnas-Demyx-Demyx-Axel. [august 5]

ETHNICITY/RACE: I am a FILIPINO. and damn proud to be one.

About me: I'm a yaoi fangirl. I'm a fan of a wide variety of fandoms, but I like Kingdom Hearts the best . The fandoms that I like are as follows, Kingdom Hearts, Super Junior(I'm a K-pop fangirl at heart ), Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, etc.

Annnnd, I am friends with GhostPrince006 :))

[Hey Kaaarl!!]

DeviantArt: http://xxpurple-outcastxx.deviantart.com/

Fanpop.com: http://www.fanpop.com/fans/ThisIsSoCliche/

My favorite Yaoi couples are:

Seme X Uke:

Axel X Roxas

Riku X Sora

Xemnas X Saix

Leon X Cloud

Seifer X Hayner

Demyx X Zexion

Sephiroth X Zack

Marluxia X Vexen

Draco X Harry

James X Severus

...and many, many MORE

Do you like the pairing of...
Sora/Riku?: :DDDDD
Sora/Kairi?: >[ *pukes on Kairi's shirt-slash-dress-slash-slut costume*
Riku/Kairi?: >: *gags*
Sora/Roxas?: :)
Roxas/Namine? :((((
Axel/Roxas?: :DDDD
Vexen/Axel?: O.o
Axel/Demyx?: : {only past ones}
Xigbar/Demyx?: :)
Xemnas/Saix?:))))
Marluxia/Larxene?: 0.o
If not these, what others?: Zexion/Demyx, Leon/Cloud, Hayner/Seifer, Sephiroth/Zack, Marluxia/Vexen, Vanitas/Ventus, etc etc.

:Things I Dislike:

Sexists. t(-_-t)

Homophobes. t(-_-t)

Rascists. t(-_-t)

Fascists. (Is there such a thing?)

Hypocrites.[Though it's unavoidable, being hypocrytical. I myself tend to be a hypocrite at times]

Slow Internet connection. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

Slow computers/laptops.

Waiting in line.

Exerting too much effort when I know it's worthless.

Stereotypical/cliche stuff. (•m•)

Overyly-dramatic/romantic movies/books/parts/videos.

Untimely cliffies. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

:Things I Like:

YAOI. [Durr]

YAOI.

YAOI.

YAOI.

YAOI.

YAOI.

Kingdom Hearts.

Final Fantasy.

My pillow. [I lurvs my pillow.]

Fanfiction.

manga.

Money. I don't believe that the world can survive only on love. Psh. Das just stupidooo. Sure we need love, but to survive on it alone?! Good luck with that...

Tasty food :DDDD

Appropriately timed cliffies.

Gorey-horror movies.

K-POP

did I mention YAOI? Aww, too bad, YAOIYAOIYAOIYAOIYAOIYAOI!