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Hey! love green,purple,magenta,cyan,black,and blue. hate figures of speeches with double or confusing meanings. love maximum ride oh,and charlie bone,Artemis Fowl, , Avi, Rick Riordan, Haddix, 39 Clues, and a million other books. like sushi,milk chocolate,cake,whipped cream,soda,ice cream, brownies,you get the point. I like music (who doesnt?maybe u,but still...) i totally think that pppl should make a movie for...every book...that is good... i LOVE anime!!!! Favorite Pairings: Natalie/Dan Amy/Ian Hamilton/Sinead Aang/Katara Yumi/Ulrich Haruhi/Tamaki Rima/Shiki Tohru/Kyo Kisa/Hiro Percy/Annabeth Artemis/Holly Max/Fang there are probably more, i just cant think of them right now... >.> Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me. Music taught me how to live. BUT: Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week. I am the girl... I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows, and is proud, to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, ABetterNinjaThanDanCahill, MagicCahill, Bookgirl39, 39cluesgal, onceuponaprincess16 My favorite Quotes 'I won't apologize for who I am' Selena Gomez 'Good morning world and all who inhabit it' Spongebob Squarepants 'I am ninja. She is ninja. He is ninja. We are all ninja.' the ninja handbook 1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them. L Favorite Quotes "Okay. If you lose, you die. If you win, I get all the credit. Either way for me, it's win/win." -Kakashi REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste 9 Things I Don't Like 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so. Three men were hiking through a forest... when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' and he was able to row across 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream... and walked across the bridge Friends vs. Bes Friends FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (whats funny is that i would do half of this crap for my bff's) FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you. FRIENDS will ask if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS take yours and shout, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS are probably the reason they are after you in the first place FRIENDS let you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. FRIENDS will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS won't let you go away FRIENDS will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS will kidnap the band with you. FRIENDS will help you move. BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter •silence is golden, duct tape is silver Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws! How I learned to mind my own business : Twilight sucks. Percy Jackson rules! Here are some ways to prove my point: If aliens are looking for intellectual life... WHY THE HECK ARE WE SCARED!? If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(24/7!) If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's me! OH CRUD! Did I just say that!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *is running away from cops*) If you ever whacked someone in the soft spot while bowling, copy this onto your profile (Oh gosh, I remember that) If you everwhacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile (I got whacked) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (ALOT of times, too many to count) If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.( I want to SLAP these people senseless!) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (My friends are nutjobs) If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't forgot how I was, My MOM did) If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. (sadly, that book was Twilight) If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? If you think Edward Cullen is an annoying bloody git, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile. Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate! If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. "A day without maths is a day wasted"-(NOT), if you agree with the (NOT) copy and paste this onto your profile Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Cocoa Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile if your different in a good way put this in your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards ( I fell for that... ) IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! (or yogurt etc.) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile (Of course I care! I care that I maintain my image and protect my title!) 93% of American teens wold have a severe emotional breackdown is someone called them a freak. If your one of the 7% who will say, "What was your first clue? When life gives you lemons... Make orange juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Eat them and spit the pips in Life's eyes. OK heres a touching story: A boy and a girl who were dating were riding on a motorcycle one day. The girl asked the boy to slow the motorcycle down and he replied after a while, " "Ok, but first give me a hug" and she gave him a hug. and asked him to slow down once more He replied, "Ok, but first do you love me?" the girl replied yes and asked again for him to slow down. He replied," OK but wear my helmet for me. It's too stuffy."and she did that and asked once more for him to slow down. THE NEXT DAY A news report was saying that yesterday a motorcycle crashed into the side of building. A boy and girl were riding on that motorcycle when it crashed, but only the girl survived. It tirns out that the boy had found out that his brakes werent working and decided not to tell the girl. Instead he wanted to feel her hug one more time and hear her say she loved him one last time, then he had her wear his helmet, so that she would survive. The girl now mourns for the loss of her beloved and sweet boyfriend. SO SWEET RIGHT!? Q: Johnny's mother had four kids. The first was named May. The second was named April. The third was named June. What was the fourth named? A: Johnny I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). SMART BLONDE JOKE A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally... a smart blonde joke. Wanna go for a ride little girl? A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out... "LOOK DAD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE HARLEY INSTEAD OF THE HONDA, YOU RIDE IT!" Fin Stuipid Fears Anablephobia - The fear of looking up Anglophobia - The fear of England (well, with all the Cobra's...) Aulophobia - The fear of flutes Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror) chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush... Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think this is cute. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she stares at your mouth Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you Give her your attention. When she pulls away Pull her back. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does. When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away. When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart A Dads Poem (this made me so sad) Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see, he was a fireman, and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. ‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a package of dates: Ingredients: Dates (I would have never guessed!) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL 8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 ) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) (Put it on your page if you laughed) this is hilarious) Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart. Woman: Hun, I only steal valuable things Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: So... Your a girl huh? Woman: No, no i'm not Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done LOL I was halfway through this when I thought, 'Hey this seems familiar' And then I remembered, I used to have a Foopets account and I saw this there and fell for it so I checked and read the thrid letter and I was right. Ha! You almost caught me! LOL! Thank you Foopets! My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. They're also the kind that would spend hours upon hours trying to drown a goldfish... but they know i love them People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work... WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." Education is important, school however, is another matter. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird" Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. 'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.' Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! "He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the most perverted mind." What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like. When life gives you people you don't like, push them off bridges. Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." I ran with scissors, and lived! There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you. Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn? Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up Escalator = Endless fun! Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. If I throw a stick, will you go away? "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda" There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Two men walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. RAWR! I ate my eraser! -cough- Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP! "The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me." To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world Technically, the glass is always full, half of it is water, and the other half is air... Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! "A day without sunshine is like...you know...night" "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to" Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Needing someone is like needing a parachute: if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. Be tolerant of the human race. Your family belongs to it, and some day you might, too. 95 percent of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers (Or Miley Cyrus/ Justin Beiber...) were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP JUMP JUMP" I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror - I bet that's what really throws you into a panic. I try to take my days one at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once. Usually when I'm eating french fries or peanuts or something else they like. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states What do you do if you're riding a giraffe and getting chased by a lion? Answer: get your butt off the merry-go-round and whatever else you happen to be on If the world were a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door. I'm the type of girl that circles, highlights, and underlines the page in the school handbook when it describes the dress code: no undergarments showing, at least half-of thigh covered, no skin around stomach showing. Never, ever, ever try to make a grilled cheese in the toaster. I'm going to live forever or die trying. When life gives you lemons, you'd better wait for some sugar first or you'll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade Don't take life too seriously - none of us are going to get out alive, anyways. Every time someone hands me a brochure it's like 'hey, mind throwing this away for me?' | |||||
