ForeverTheTorturedRebel
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since: 03-03-11, id: 2774777, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
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Author has written 131 stories for Total Drama series, Bold and the Beautiful, King of Fighters, SWAT Kats, Regular Show, Wrestling, DC Superheroes, Batman, Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony, Family Guy, Gravity Falls, and Victorious.

I'm not telling everyone my full name, but this is what I do.

Name: ForeverTheTorturedRebel

Likes: Rap, Classic rock, country music, Shows that make me laugh, Wrestling, the Total Drama series, sad country and rock songs, video games, Fanfiction.net, Archie comics, American Gladiators, Nightwing (the DC superhero), Arkansas Razorbacks, Celebrity Jeopardy skits on Saturday Night Live

Dislikes: Anyone named "Alejandro", shows that make me tired or not funny, Disco music (it sucks), Harsh criticism from reviewers (I hate it very much. And besides, I deserve a little respective point of view from the reviewers themselves.), flamers and harsh reviewers from my stories (if you don't like my stories, don't even read, review, flame or criticize them. It's just that simple.)

Favorite Shows: Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour/Revenge of the Island, American Gladiators, That 70s Show, Two And A Half Men, Young Justice, Everybody Hates Chris, Family Matters, Married...With Children, Family Guy, Ed, Edd n Eddy, SpongeBob SquarePants, Regular Show, Adventure Time With Finn And Jake, WWE RAW, WWE SmackDown, Impact Wrestling, How I Met Your Mother, The Nanny, The Bold And The Beautiful, House, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory, Dan Vs., Ninja Warrior, American Ninja Warrior, American Idol, America's Got Talent, I Love the 70s/80's/90's, Code Geass, Bleach, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh!/GX/5DS, Digimon, Batman: The Animated Series, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron, Beavis And Butt-Head, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, Arrow, The Dukes of Hazzard, Tosh.0, Rocko's Modern Life, Victorious, Night Court, The George Lopez Show

Favorite Wrestlers/Divas: Zack Ryder, CM Punk, Kelly Kelly, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, The Miz, Rey Mysterio, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston, Santino Marella, Evan Bourne, The Undertaker, Rob Van Dam, Batista, Triple H, Hulk Hogan, Bret "HitMan" Hart, The Rock, Kane, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio, Ricardo Rodriguez, Edge, The Ultimate Warrior, Trish Stratus, Shawn Michaels, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Miss Elizabeth, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Big Boss Man, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Hawk, Animal, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, British Bulldog, Owen Hart, Andre The Giant, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Alberto Del Rio, Mr. Perfect, Tatanka, Ryback, Brodus Clay, Sweet T Tensai, Damien Sandow, Cody Rhodes, Hornswoggle, The Great Khali, JBL

Favorite Musicians/Bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, Aerosmith, KISS, Rush, Cheap Trick, The Police, Nickelback, Bruce Springsteen, Black Sabbath, America, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Motley Crue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, John Mellencamp, The Doors, The Eagles, The Beatles, Poison, Warrant, Queensryche, Skid Row, Whitesnake, James Durbin, Phillip Phillips, Shinedown, Bryan Adams, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, Johnny Cash, Bachman Turner Overdrive, David Bowie, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Michael Jackson, 3 Doors Down, All-American Rejects, ZZ Top, Danzig, The Misfits, Powerman 5000, INXS, Fleetwood Mac, Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, Keith Sweat, Pink Floyd, Avenged Sevenfold, Public Enemy, RUN-DMC, Dan Fogelberg, Blink-182, Earth Wind & Fire, Kool & The Gang, Hammer, Nicki Minaj, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Garth Brooks, Mark Chestnutt, Sawyer Brown, Trace Adkins, Trisha Yearwood, Toby Keith, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Wynonna, Merle Haggard, Steve Wariner, Vince Gill, Reba McEntire, Clint Black, John Michael Montgomery, Hank Williams Jr., Restless Heart, Alabama, Ricky Van Shelton, The Judds, Joe Diffie, Tanya Tucker, Eddie Rabbitt, Crystal Gayle, The Oak Ridge Boys, George Strait

Favorite Movies: American Pie series, Boyz-N-The-Hood, The Warriors, The Fast and The Furious, 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, X-Men, Pure Country, They Live, Talledega Nights, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Detroit Rock City, The Lorax, The Avengers, The Expendables

Favorite Video Games: Mortal Kombat series, King of Fighters series, Street Fighter series, WWE Smackdown vs. RAW series, the SSX series, Twisted Metal series

Characters I support (TV/Games/Comics):

Two and a Half Men - Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Berta, Rose, Kandi (Alan's ex-wife), Chelsea (Charlie's ex-girlfriend), Dr. Herb Melnick, Evelyn Harper

Married...With Children - Al Bundy, Bud Bundy, Peg Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Jefferson D'Arcy, Marcy D'Arcy, Buck, Griff, Bob Rooney

Family Matters - Steve Urkel, Laura Winslow, Eddie Winslow, Carl Winslow, Harriette Winslow, Waldo Geraldo Faldo

Ed, Edd n Eddy - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, Nazz, Rolf, Plank

The Bold And The Beautiful - Ridge Forrester, Taylor Hayes, Bill Spencer, Liam Spencer, Hope Logan, Eric Forrester Stephanie Forrester, Rick Forrester, Thomas Forrester, Marcus Forrester, Dayzee Leigh

Victorious - Tori Vega, Beck Oliver, Andre Harris, Robbie Shapiro, Cat Valentine, Sinjin

Beavis and Butt-Head - Beavis, Butt-Head, Mr. Van Driessen, Coach Buzzcut, Cornholio

Yu-Gi-Oh/GX/5DS - Yugi Moto, Seto Kaiba, Joey Wheeler, Mai Valentine, Duke Devlin, Tea Gardner, Tristan Taylor, Bakura, Jaden Yuki, Syrus Truesdale, Bastion Misawa, Axel Brodie, Aster Phoenix, Alexis Rhodes, Chazz Princeton, Tyranno Hassleberry, Jesse Andersen, Zane Truesdale, Yusei Fudo, Jack Atlas, Crow, Akiza

Naruto - Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Akamaru, Shino Aburame, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, TenTen, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Konohamaru, Kakashi Hatake, Iruka Umino, Might Guy, Asuma Sarutobi, Kurenai Yuhi, Anko Mitarashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki

Bleach - Ichigo Kurosaki, Orihime Inoue, Uryu Ishida, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki, Yachiru, Yoruichi Shihoin, Soi Fon, Don Kanonji, Ganju Shiba, Hanataro Yamada

Code Geass - Lelouch Lamperouge, Shirley Fenette, Suzaku Kururugi, Euphemia, Rivalz Cardemonde, Cornelia, Viletta, Ohgi

Dan Vs. - Dan, Chris, Elise

DC Comics - Batman, Catwoman, Talia Al Ghul, Huntress, Nightwing, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Joker

Total Drama - Heather, Justin, Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Eva, LeShawna, Owen, Izzy, Duncan, Gwen, Trent, Cody, Sierra, Harold, Beth, Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Tyler, Lindsay, Mike, Zoey, Brick, Jo, Dawn, Lightning, Anne Maria, Dakota, Sam, Cameron, B, Blaineley, Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Fang the Mutated Shark

Regular Show - Rigby, Mordecai, Margaret, Benson, Skips, High-Five Ghost, Eileen, Thomas, Pops, Muscle Man

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Spike, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, Prince Blueblood

Phineas and Ferb - Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Perry, Carl the Intern, Major Monogram, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Linda, Lawrence

Gravity Falls - Dipper, Mabel, Gruncle Stan, Soos, Wendy

Archie Comics - Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Reggie Mantle, Veronica Lodge, Jughead Jones

Adventure Time With Finn and Jake - Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Lumpy Space Princess, Ice King, Fionna, Cake, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee The Vampire King

Night Court - Judge Harry T. Stone, Christine Sullivan, Dan Fielding, Mac Robinson, Bull Shannon, Roz Russell

SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron - "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Callie Briggs

Family Guy - Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Adam West, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt

That 70s Show - Eric Forman, Donna Pinciotti, Steven Hyde, Michael "Tater Nuts" Kelso, Jackie Burkhart, Fez, Leo the Hippie, Red Forman, Kitty Forman, Bob Pinciotti

SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs, Gary, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Larry

House - Dr. Gregory House, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Taub, Thirteen

Futurama - Fry, Leela, Bender, Amy Wong, Dr. Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes

The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Cooper, Penny, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz, Bernadette Rostenowski, Amy Farrah Fowler, Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali, Howard's Mother

Everybody Hates Chris - Chris, Julius, Rochelle, Drew, Tonya, Kill Moves, Greg Wulliger, Doc, Risky, Jerome (let me hold a dollar!)

South Park - Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Butters Stotch, Tweek, Jimmy, Timmy, Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh, Chef (R.I.P. Issac Hayes)

How I Met Your Mother: Ted Mosby, Robin Sherbatsky, Barney Stinson, Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin

Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang, Kitana, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Jax, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Cyber Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Cyrax, Kurtis Stryker (POLICE BRUTALITY!), Kabal, Smoke, Mileena, Jade, Raiden

Couples I support:

Two And A Half Men: Charlie/Rose, Charlie/Chelsea, Alan/Kandi, Alan/Lyndsey

Family Matters: Steve Urkel/Laura Winslow, Carl/Harriette

Married...With Children: Al/Peggy, Bud/any chick, Jefferson/Marcy

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Eddy/Nazz, Edd/Sarah, Jonny/Plank, Kevin/his bicycle

The Bold And The Beautiful: Ridge/Taylor, Liam/Hope, Marcus/Dayzee, Bill/Katie

Victorious: Beck/Tori, Robbie/Cat, Andre/Jade (sounded cute to me)

Code Geass: Lelouch/Shirley, Suzaku/Euphemia

DC Comics: Batman/Catwoman, Superman/Wonder Woman, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Nightwing/Huntress

Total Drama series: Justin/Heather, Geoff/Bridgette, Trent/Gwen, Duncan/Gwen, Harold/Beth, Owen/Izzy, Owen/Blaineley, Cody/Sierra, Tyler/Lindsay, Noah/Eva, DJ/Katie, Brady/Beth, Chris/Blaineley, Mike/Zoey, Lightning/Anne Maria, Sam/Dakota, Brick/Jo, Scott/Dawn

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Prince Blueblood/Rarity, Spike/Rarity, Big Macintosh/Miss Cherrilee, Shining Armor/Princess Cadence

Gravity Falls: Dipper/Wendy

Phineas and Ferb - Phineas/Isabella, Ferb/Vanessa, Monty/Vanessa, Lawrence/Linda

Adventure Time With Finn And Jake - Finn/Princess Bubblegum, Jake/Lady Rainicorn, Fionna/Prince Gumball

The Big Bang Theory - Leonard/Penny, Sheldon/Amy, Howard/Bernadette, Sheldon/Leonard's Mom, Raj/Somebody

Regular Show - Mordecai/Margaret, Rigby/Eileen

Night Court - Harry/Christine

SWAT Kats - The Radical Squadron - Razor/Callie, T-Bone/Felina

That 70s Show - Eric/Donna, Red/Kitty, Fez/Jackie

House - House/Cuddy, Foreman/Thirteen, Chase/Cameron

The Nanny - Maxwell/Fran, Niles/CC

South Park - Stan/Wendy, Mr. Garrison/Mr. Slave

How I Met Your Mother - Ted Mosby/Robin Sherbatsky, Marshall Eriksen/Lily Aldrin, Barney Stinson/Anyone who isn't Robin

Mortal Kombat - Liu Kang/Kitana

Couples I do not support:

That 70s Show: Randy/Donna, Hyde/Jackie

Married...With Children: Steve/Marcy

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Kevin/Nazz, Ed/Kankers

The Bold And The Beautiful: Ridge/Brooke

Victorious: Beck/Jade

Gravity Falls: Robbie/Wendy (I prefer Dipper/Wendy)

Total Drama series: Alejandro/Heather, Duncan/Courtney, Harold/LeShawna, Justin/Beth, Justin/Courtney, Ezekiel/Anne Maria (Really? Really?), Vito/Anne Maria

The Big Bang Theory: Raj/Howard, Raj/Himself

House: House/Cameron

South Park: Anyone/Kyle

How I Met Your Mother: Barney/Robin, Ted/Victoria

Characters I Hate:

Two and a Half Men: Judith Harper, Walden Schmidt, Zoey (she seriously needs to die)

Married...With Children: Steve Rhoades, Seven

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Sarah, Jimmy, Kevin, The Kanker Sisters

Beavis and Butt-Head: Principal McVicker

Family Guy: Meg Griffin

Bold And The Beautiful: Steffy Forrester, Amber Moore, Brooke Logan (Sorry, not a huge Brooke/Ridge fan)

Victorious: Jade West, Trina Vega (Geez, shut the hell up already!)

Total Drama series: Alejandro, Sadie, Courtney, Scott, Staci

Gravity Falls: Robbie

Naruto: Sasuke Uchiha, Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi

That 70s Show: Randy Pearson (he caused the show to go down the toilet)

The Nanny: Brighton (seriously?)

My Most Favorite Couples:

20. Charlie Harper/Chelsea (or Rose) (Two and a Half Men) - Charlie Harper will always be a badass no matter who he's with. Whenever it's Chelsea (because of her hot cleavage) or that crazy stalker Rose (she's cute, I like her too.) He's the only reason I have this pen name, because I am a huge fan!

19. Steve Urkel/Laura Winslow (Family Matters) - I loved how this relationship compared to Harold and LeShawna's relationship on the Total Drama series. Except if Urkel was White and had a long full name. I was really happy these two finally became together just in time for the series finale.

18. Red Forman/Kitty Forman (That 70s Show) - Red's hardass behavior and Kitty's sweet, perky personality was the most definite reasons I watch this show to this day! Anyone who doesn't appreciate this couple for its wacky reasons...is a dumb-ass!!

17. Marcy D'Arcy/Jefferson D'Arcy (Married...With Children) - I heard on someone's profile that this couple was her favorite because Marcy had Jefferson by the balls and he definitely loves it! Amen to that! I agree so because I like her better with him than Marcy does with his ex-husband Steve Rhoades (a.k.a. Doodyface)

16. Eddy/Nazz (Ed, Edd n Eddy) - How much can Eddy try to impress Nazz with some lavish Playboy-like persona (It was shown when Nazz was babysitting him.)? This couple should be together, because lets face it, the time Nazz spends with Kevin is getting too damn old thanks to his bike...

15. Fry/Leela (Futurama) - This chemistry had been alive by the producers of the show since 1999! It's time that they started getting a life and be together! I don't know what it will be, but I agree it would be interesting having a purple-haired cyclops having feelings for a orange-haired delivery boy.

14. Mordecai/Margaret (Regular Show) - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...sometimes when I watch "Regular Show" on Cartoon Network...It's not just for Rigby, Benson, Pops, or Muscle Man... it's whenever I watch it for the scenes between Mordecai and Margaret, because they are just so heart-warming together. I freaked out and celebrated when they kissed for real! It was so amazing!

13. Jake "Razor" Clawson/Callie Briggs (SWAT Kats) - I always knew that she had a thing for him. I guess he doesn't mind if it makes Chance "T-Bone" Furlong jealous, which is fine by me since I dig catgirls in a weird way. Besides, Razor was kissed on the cheek by her counterpart on that medieval episode! That was definitely proof enough!

12. Finn/Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) - They look cute enough to be a couple, so what? Plus, I love me some bubblegum...

11. Ted Mosby/Robin Sherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother) - This couple could have been something if it wasn't for Robin breaking her engagement to Ted. Who knows, maybe if Ted doesn't find the mother of his future kids, he'll go back to Robin. Plus, I can't stand Barney and Robin together (Neil Patrick Harris is gay.) Somehow...I don't think it wasn't fair that the show wouldn't make Robin have any kids. It just ruined the mood. But my heart just melted when I saw Ted comfort her next to a Christmas display while "Highway To Hell" played. That's why they're awesome.

10. Beck Oliver/Tori Vega (Victorious) - My heart stopped when they kissed on that series premiere on Nickelodeon. They would look really sweet together, but when Beck is with that Goth-like bitch Jade, it's somewhat different. I thought that Beck and Jade would have finally broken up and a pairing between him and Tori would have been on the horizon, but unfortunately, Beck is back with Jade and the show got canceled at it's prime. It sucks I know, but it's destiny. But I think they would have look cuter nonetheless. Thanks a lot, Dan Schneider!

9. Reggie Mantle/Veronica Lodge (Archie comics) - This was my friend's favorite. At first, I thought it was a little boring, but I think this is sorta addicting! I think Reggie and Veronica definitely go together like chocolate and peanut butter! Both are arrogant snobs, both are beautiful, and they play the role of narcissist very well! Besides...they are adorable once you see them together! It's like a warm water bottle to your narcissistic heart...

8. Dick Grayson/Helena Bertinelli (DC Comics) - Also known as Nightwing and Huntress to most Batman fans. I had to include this couple in the list, just because they look so sexy as a pairing. And why not? Nightwing is attractive and fangirls just love his slick black and blue (and sometimes, black and red) outfit. And Huntress is just so damn sexy! There's nothing I wouldn't say about this couple. Except three words: One... night... stand.

7. Geoff/Bridgette (Total Drama series) - Every Total Drama fan knows this is the most sweetest couple in the show's history. Why, cause it shows that Geoff would live, die, and sleep with the love that is the hot surfer chick we all love! Somehow, despite the obstacles, trials, and tribulations, it showed why this couple still stays strong just like Hulk Hogan's WWE Championship reign in the 80's.

6. Eric Forman/Donna Pinciotti (That 70s Show) - Like Geoff and Bridgette on the Total Drama series, one of the most sweetest couples from the 70s. They are exactly alike through one another. (Geoff and Eric had tattoos on their asses on one point, and they make out with their girlfriends way too much, which is hot in some other cases.) I was finally happy when they got back together for the series finale, because Donna being paired up with Randy just ended up being a major disaster for the show.

5. Al Bundy/Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) - Al Bundy is like a hero to all men around the world who think their lives suck. Peggy must be a hero to all the women who just want to ignore their husband's deeds for no reason. But together, their tender moments show how Al is a big, strong teddy bear. I couldn't get enough of this couple, no doubt!

4. Fez/Jackie Burkhart (That 70s Show) - Okay, I was apparent that Fez had a thing for Jackie after all the episodes the gang went through. Jackie finally proved that she got over Kelso and Hyde and started going out with a real gentleman like Fez. (We all agree that Fez is hot in many female fans eyes...)

3. Monty Monogram/Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) - Reminds me of Romeo & Juliet. It's like both of their fathers hate each other, but so far, both of their kids are in love with each other. (AWWWWWW!) This couple is just too adorable. Warms my heart everytime.

2. Ridge Forrester/Taylor Hayes (The Bold And The Beautiful) - The only soap opera I watch (Yes, I like B&B, so frickin what!?). Any reason why this couple is one of my favorites is because Ronn Moss and Hunter Tylo are two of my favorites in the soap opera world. Seeing them together is pretty hot in everyone's eyes. Both Taylor and Ridge are like fine wine, they only look better with age. It sucks that thiss couple will never happen again due to Ronn Moss leaving Bold And The Beautiful. I would have really liked to see them get together. Down with Ridge/Brooke! Ridge/Taylor truly forever!

1. Justin/Heather (Total Drama series) - Okay, I know why everyone's thinking. "Why Heather and Justin? She's with Alejandro, although she stabbed him in the back! And besides, Justin and Heather ain't even a real couple!" The real reason this was number 1 is because it just wasn't right that Justin should have been the better antagonist compared similar to Heather. I always feel sad that the show's creators never even considered putting a seductive hottie like Heather with a handsome heartthrob like Justin, because if you always shown in early episodes of Total Drama Island and the promotional flipbooks on the show's Wikia page, I think these two should deserve each other. I can't stand how Alejandro overshadowed Justin as the hot guy and how he charmed Heather. It's so unfair! I always seemed to cry when I picture Justin not being her. It may never happen for me, and I don't know if it will ever happen in a million years, but I would have liked to think that it did. Sometimes, life's a cruel thing and you'll have to accept it. It's fate and destiny.

My Least Liked Couples (the ones that I hate with a passion):

20. Steve Rhoades/Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy (Married...With Children) - This was wrong on many ways. First, their relationship was doomed from the 4th season. I don't know what a#$-hole way did Steve ever leave his wife like that. I'm glad Marcy dumped his ass for a real man like Jefferson (he resembles Justin from Total Drama, seriously! I couldn't lie to you!). Enough said.

19. Archie Andrews/Veronica Lodge (Archie Comics) - Reasons unknown, I like Archie/Betty and Reggie/Veronica better. Archie/Veronica just doesn't go well with me.

18. Kevin/Nazz (Ed, Edd n Eddy) - Like I said, Kevin spends way too much on his bike. I don't know why Nazz ever wants to put up with his crap.

17. Randy Pearson/Donna Pinciotti (That 70's Show) - Randy ruined That 70's Show when Eric and Kelso left. Somehow, I think it lost an whole amount of interest in that season when he joined. There are some episodes in the 8th season that are funny (but I don't think he's not.) Eric and Donna will truly be forever! Randy and Donna...not so much.

16. Finn/Flame Princess (Adventure Time) - Um, because if they kept kissing, Finn's just gonna be barbequed well done.

15. Nightwing/Batgirl (DC Comics) - A.k.a. Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon, two of Batman's companions. I prefer them as friends better. Nothing much left to say here.

14. Barney Stinson/Robin Sherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother) - I was disgusted that Robin would be Barney's bride in the end of season 7. Besides, isn't Neil Patrick Harris gay? No offense to NPH, I think he's a wonderful actor. Besides, I like Robin/Ted way better than this couple, oh and Ted/Victoria too, I can't stand them either.

13. Beck Oliver/Jade West (Victorious) - I was so happy when they broke up! It was really good that Beck finally stood up for himself after being uncomfortable by her rude attitude since day one.

12. Steve Urkel/Myra (Family Matters) - Um, weird? Myra's just annoying. I like Steve/Laura better. Nuff said.

11. Michael Kelso/Jackie Burkhart (That 70's Show) - Kelso's stupid enough as it is. No explanation.

10. Harold/LeShawna (Total Drama series) - Why doesn't LeShawna just be with Harold already? I'm getting sick and tired of her trying not to refuse Harold's compliments. I'm thinking of changing this couple to the "Couples I Hate" section. I think Harold would look better with Beth (she's like Harold, only shorter.)

9. Ridge Forrester/Brooke Logan (The Bold and the Beautiful) - What can I say? I seriously can't stand this couple. Besides, I'm much more of a Ridge/Taylor fan anyway. No excuses, Bridge fans, that's just the way that it is.

8. Justin/Beth or Courtney (Total Drama series) - Courtney never had any feelings for him whatsoever!! Any questions!? Not to mention, Beth's attraction to him sorta makes me cringe from the inside, because no one would expect Justin/Beth to happen. It makes me uncomfortable.

7. Jaden Yuki/Alexis Rhodes (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) - I know Jaden's the hero, but why in the holy heck would anyone pair this happy-go-lucky dingbat with a blonde hottie from Obelisk Blue? I prefer her being with someone like Aster Phoenix or Chazz Princeton, but Jaden and Alexis being together makes me kind of nautious...

6. Eddy/Lee Kanker (Ed, Edd n Eddy) - I cringe a little bit whenever I think of this couple. She aint even good looking! Well...Eddy is, although with a weird passion. (He's the Hugh Hefner of that show.)

5. Alan Harper/Judith Harper (Two and a Half Men) - When it comes to Alan's wife, Judith is so a buzzkill. I don't even know why such an ass liek Judith kicked Alan out in the first place. Alan will refuse to be held down any longer by her crap! You go, Alan!

4. Jonny 2x4/Plank (Ed, Edd n Eddy) - Again, I don't know why I put this on the Couples I Support list. Really, if Jonny ever grows up as a man, who's he gonna marry? A damn Redwood? One of these days he's gonna have to leave that piece of crap board that is his friend. Get ready for the wood chipper!!

3. Duncan/Courtney (Total Drama series) - Hey...Duncan got uncomfortable, okay?

2. Steven Hyde/Jackie Burkhart (That 70s Show) - I don't know why they never got together in the series finale. Hyde is such a wussy-boy that he can't accept a woman's love. It really burns me up that part of me hates him because of that. What happened? He married a stripper instead of her. I'm also sick of the amount of the fanfics about this couple. It blinds my eyes entirely.

1. Alejandro/Heather (Total Drama series) - This...feels...so...wrong. First of all, who else in their pot-headed, donkey-assed mind would Heather wanna be paired up with this latin loser. Were those producers on PCP when they want Heather to pair up with someone who talks like Justin, looks like Justin, has the same style as Justin...but isn't Justin at all? Whenever I think of them, I just want to attack that no-good piece of Spanish crap!! In my opinion, this is a horrible mistake! I was sorta hoping that Heather wouldn't go back to them after the incident, but wait a minute, here's what I learned so far from "Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island" and it's a spoiler alert...they're now together even though Alejandro's a damn robot! I blame the creators for making this couple happen in the first place. I think Heather should deserve someone with kindness and beauty such as Justin or D.J. Still, I just hate this couple to death and I hope they don't last long. Cause if everyone of you AleHeather supporters don't like me of what I write about this couple, hate me whatsoever, I don't care.

My List of Role Models:

20. Red Forman (That 70s Show) - One word that always made me like him: "DUMBASS!"

19. Jefferson D'Arcy (Married...With Children) - Reminds me of Justin from Total Drama.

18. James Bond (007) - Pierce Brosnan plays the best Bond ever. No doubt about it.

17. Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother) - Love him when paired with Robin.

16. Eric Cartman (South Park) - Beefcake!!

15. Waylon Jennings - Best Outlaw ever!!

14. Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy) - I'm similar to him every way!

13. John Morrison (WWE) - The Shaman of Sexy and the Monday Night Delight! His looks could put a male model to shame, and his body is rock-hard immortal! It's like Jim Morrison and Spiderman put together!! It's unbelievable! It's just a damn shame that WWE released him after the company sent him into a god-awful losing streak, but I still think he's awesome...

12. Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat) - Reminds me a whole lot more like Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

11. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) - BAZINGA!

10. Geoff (Total Drama series) - We both like to party hardy! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

9. Steve Urkel (Family Matters) - He gives nerds hope!!

8. Al Bundy (Married...With Children) - In moments of a stalled economy, he always cheers me up. I too would like to join "NO MA'AM"!!

7. Jim Morrison - The lead singer of The Doors, taken by this world so young at age 27 in 1971. His spirit reigns inside of me like never before. Val Kilmer playing him in the 1991 movie is the only reason to love him even more. He's the only reason I respect him.

6. Ultimate Warrior (WWE) - His promos are like pure poetry. He may not be in the WWE Hall of Fame someday, but he is nonetheless, one of my favorite heroes of the squared circle.

5. Ridge Forrester (The Bold And The Beautiful) - He is immortal! Long live Ronn Moss!! And long live Ridge/Taylor!!

4. Batman - All due respect. Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and Christian Bale all made good Batmans. He's the Dark Knight for a reason! His look just seems timeless as years go by! But on the other hand, George Clooney's Batman sucked donkey ass.

3. Reggie Mantle (Archie comics) - He too reminds me of Justin from Total Drama. He and Veronica do make the a good couple I tell you that. He's definitely a lot more narcissistic, which I love a whole lot more myself!

2. Charlie Harper (Two And A Half Men) - I'm disappointed that he's not gonna be around since Charlie Sheen's character on "Two And A Half Men" is dead. But you can never kill the legend that is Charlie Harper/Sheen! WINNING to the end!!

1. Justin (Total Drama) - Despite the fact that he failed as an antagonist for the Total Drama series. I'm still a big fan of him, enough said.


1. My One And Only Love » reviews
Among a Valentine's Day night, Monty Monogram has decided to treat Vanessa Doofenshmirtz to a nice unforgettable date she'll always remember. But with so much unpredictable occurrences happening in the middle of their time together alongside Perry as chaperone and Dr. Doofenshmirtz wandering downtown, will they make it through the night in one piece?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 2-13-13 - Monty M. & Vanessa
2. Not All Guys Are Jerks reviews
Dipper feels guilty about being involved in Wendy's now-broken relationship with Robbie, so he finds it in his heart to find closure with her. Takes place after the episode "Boyz Crazy".
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-30-13 - Dipper P. & Wendy - Complete
3. Substitution reviews
Peter's all out of underwear and now he's pissed off. What will he do to keep himself warm? The answer may disturb and surprise you. No flames please.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-26-13 - Peter G. - Complete
4. Jake Tries Backyard Wrestling reviews
Just like what the title says, and Jake ends up regretting the whole thing with painful results. Find out why. Short Jake drabble I made just to kill time.
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-13 - Jake C./Razor - Complete
5. Drunken Encounters Can Go A Long Way reviews
Mai Shiranui is getting sick and tired of chasing after his fiancee Andy Bogard. Kyo Kusanagi is sick and tired of being homesick around his girlfriend Yuki. They finally meet alone at a bar downtown. For Kyo and Mai, what can really happen next between them and bottle of delicious sake? Whatever it is, it ain't pretty. Rated T for a bit of drinking.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13 - Kyo K. & Mai S. - Complete
6. In My Dreams » reviews
Takes place in the KOF 2006 universe, Alba Meira is not himself. Quite frankly, something is missing in his heart. The same could be said for a certain starry butterfly of the night herself. But with the help of Soiree himself, can he help his brother and the woman he longs for find a place in both of their hearts? Summary changed.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-15-13 - Published: 4-13-11 - Luise M. & Alba M.
7. Hungry Eyes reviews
Phineas and Isabella finally spend some time alone with the stars on New Year's Eve. But strangely, Phineas can't help but look at what was so beautiful about her in the first place... Major Phinabella fluff one-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-13 - Isabella & Phineas - Complete
8. The Angry Video Game Nerd Reviews Total Drama! reviews
What if everyone's favorite pissed-off game-reviewing nerd reviewed every character, couple and season of everyone's favorite animated reality show? Well... see for yourself! Warning: Rated M for Strong Language!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-12-13 - Mr. Coconut
9. Sorry reviews
It was the only word that Heather felt about the damage she did to Alejandro. But sometimes, there's always a way to make amends. Takes place after "Hawaiian Punch".
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-11-13 - Heather & Alejandro - Complete
10. What A Bottle of Ipecac Gan Give You reviews
Inside the confides of a tour bus, The Drama Brothers settle a gruesome challenge once and for all to see who gets the last slice of pizza. Needless to say, there are some things that should never be tried for a very, long time... First ever Drama Brothers one-shot!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-13 - Trent & Harold - Complete
11. Over The Brink reviews
Heather decides to 'break' one thing that's definitely closer to Justin than anything else. Literally. A short, humorous JustHer drabble.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-13 - Heather & Justin - Complete
12. Toughening Up reviews
Heather is getting angrily fed up with Justin's girlish diva-like behavior for so long. Deciding that she can't take it anymore, Heather finds a way to finally make a man out of Justin once and for all, even if it's to take very dangerous methods that even Justin will endure... Soon to be rated M later in the story, not OOC. Three-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-8-13 - Heather & Justin
13. Dysfunctional Family Feud » reviews
Justin's day has now turned to hell. His car is broken and now to make things worse, he doesn't have any insurance to cover it up! But one day, Justin finds a solution to all of his problems by putting Heather, Owen, Eva and LeShawna on a game show with him so that he could help pay his car trouble away! The question is: Will they succeed or fall flat? Characters are in-character.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-8-13 - Published: 4-3-13 - Justin & Heather
14. Know Your Mare » reviews
A parody of the All That sketch, "Know Your Stars", watch me rip the proud citizens of Equestria of their dignity! It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you scratch your mind! Next up: Miss Cheerilee!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 3-14-13 - Cheerilee
15. The Game of Love reviews
Dakota's feeling a little tired of Sam's love toward a new video game that he's attached to, but she finds one interesting way to finally make him lose his focus for once... Warning: Rated M for sex and language. You have been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-13 - Sam & Dakota - Complete
16. Justin, Heather and Harold Review Bad Video Games! » reviews
Just like the title suggests, Total Drama's favorite Eye Candy, Queen Bee and Uber-Nerd play the most god-awful video games ever made and they review it for your viewing and gag-inducing displeasure! Best of all, you get to vote the next bad video game you wanna see them review next! Warning: Rated M for Strong Language! Inspired by The Angry Video Game Nerd. Chapter 7 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 1-24-13 - Justin & Heather
17. It's Always Unusual reviews
Harold's feeling sick and tired of trying to win over LeShawna, and now he's finally had enough of chasing her. But with an unexpected moment over a frisbee and a certain pig-faced girl coming onto the scene, can he help out Harold in anyway she can to move on, even if it's also to reveal secrets that they never knew they had until now? Long one-shot, may include fluff at the end.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-13 - Harold & Beth - Complete
18. The Mystery of the Crystal Bull » reviews
It's 1948 New York and Alejandro Burromuerto has been murdered. But worse than this, his family's priceless artifact has been stolen! Now with help from Owen, Noah, and a suspicious seductress, it's up to Justin Blackthorn to solve the biggest crime he could ever witness! With twists and turns you will ever witness!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 3-13-13 - Justin & Owen
19. The JustHer Tidbit Minute » reviews
Total Drama's favorite residential Eye Candy and snarky Queen Bee shares a minute for some words of wisdom and topics where they'll tackle the most serious issues possible! It'll be sexy, it'll be shocking, it'll blow your mind! In my remaining tidbits, I will make my characters in-character as possible. This chapter: JustHer on Mountain Dew Kickstart!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 65 - Words: 46,780 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 3-18-13 - Published: 9-16-12 - Justin & Heather
20. Justin Loses His Mirror! reviews
Just like what the title insists. Justin loses something that is just more important to his looks. And it's a bit embarrassing... Short humorous Justin drabble and Justin is in-character.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-14-13 - Justin - Complete
21. If Only In Spike's Dreams reviews
Spike finally gets a chance to kiss Rarity! Or does he...? Short Spike/Rarity drabble with a hilarious outcome! Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-13 - Spike & Rarity - Complete
22. Bullies Can Have Soft Spots Too » reviews
Lightning is the lead bully at White Pines High School who lives and owns this school by his own set of rules. But when a new beautiful student arrives in school, will it soften Lightning's attitude and everything else in between? Multi-chapter Lanne fic, co-written by me and The-Normal-Twit.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-12-13 - Published: 3-10-13 - Lightning & Ann Maria
23. The Dedication of a Soldier reviews
My little poetry tribute in honor of Total Drama's dedicated military cadet, Brick! I've decided to publish my poetry featuring my favorite characters of Total Drama, so expect a different theme in every title! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-13 - Brick - Complete
24. The Ballad of a Geek reviews
A lot more like my story "The Portrait of a Fatman", but this time, this is my poetry tribute about the lovable buck-toothed geek known as the one and only Cody! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-13 - Cody - Complete
25. The Portrait of a Fatman reviews
My tribute to one of the craziest and funniest fat guys in the Total Drama series! It's my good old poetry tribute to the one and only Owen! R&R.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-13 - Owen - Complete
26. Trapped In a Blizzard » reviews
What happens when Heather gets stranded in a cold? And to add things more worse, when she gets a ride from Justin among a snowy road, they suddenly end up in a hellish blizzard inside his car! This is gonna be one hell of a snow-ish nightmare... Not OOC and both of them are in character. Rated T just for safety.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 2-8-13 - Heather & Justin
27. Fade To Black reviews
Justin recalls his most devastating yet painful experience in Total Drama he could ever tell. From his rise from stardom to his tragic fall from grace, this story brings you to his side that no one will seem to believe. Warning: Rated M because of the darkness and death included in this. Based on the Metallica song, "Fade To Black" and told in Justin's POV.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-27-13 - Justin - Complete
28. Lightning Versus A Coke Machine reviews
It's pretty much what the title insists. Lightning wants a drink so bad, but the Coca-Cola machine won't let him, in which it turns into a verbal dispute. Which man or machine will stand tall?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-25-13 - Lightning - Complete
29. Don't Know Much reviews
They say that fairy tales were meant to be happily ever after, but unfortunately, not every story has a happy ending. And Monty and Vanessa both pay the price for it when it comes to their fathers, who catches them in one heartwarming embrace. Montessa one-shot based on the song "Don't Know Much" by Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville. Warning: Gets very sad.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-13 - Monty M. & Vanessa - Complete
30. Feeling Stiff reviews
What's exactly the real reason Heather never became attracted to Justin in the first place? Well... it's pretty disturbing. Takes place on TDI.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-13 - Justin & Heather - Complete
31. Arm Wrestling reviews
The only thing Eva is good at while Noah is not. So what happens when Noah is challenged by Eva in this barbaric sport of arms? The ending will leave you surprised! A humoristic Noah/Eva oneshot. Dedicated to NerdyBarista.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-13 - Noah & Eva - Complete
32. The Pump-inator reviews
Around for a little closet searching, Dr. Doofenshmirtz finds a very uncertain object in which he plans to use against Perry The Platypus, but somehow, he can't help but feel that he's enjoying the 'object' waaaay too much... Rated M for such a disturbing reason. One of the most weirdest fics I ever wrote.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-13 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
33. I Won't Let You Fall reviews
On the day of their seventh-month anniversary, Mike treats Zoey a little Valentine's day gift of his own. Full of fluff, snow and skates, this is one night Zoey will always remember. Short, but sweet Mike/Zoey fluff included. I 'awwwed' while writing this.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-13 - Mike & Zoey - Complete
34. How Can I Help You To Say Goodbye reviews
Alejandro Burromuerto is dead in a drive-by shooting, and at a day in his funeral, Heather cant accept the condolences of his passing. But what will happen when Justin tries to shed some light to her in every way he can? Inspired by the Patty Loveless song, "How Can I Help You To Say Goodbye".
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-4-13 - Heather & Justin - Complete
35. The Most Sickest Things Parents Can Do reviews
The situation is this: What happens when you leave Phineas, Ferb and Perry all alone in a living room watching a movie that somehow features both of their parents, but it's not like what this movie seems to be? Well, it's rated M for a reason, so you'll have to find out. Features mini Linda/Laurence lemon, includes commentary from Phineas himself.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-13 - Linda & Lawence - Complete
36. Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition » reviews
A parody between Total Drama and the All That segment, "Know Your Stars". Watch me torture and tease all 37 contestants all to no end and to your enjoyment! BONUS CHAPTERS INCLUDED! Anne Maria is up next again!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,186 - Reviews: 277 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 6-27-12 - Ann Maria
37. The SexCapades of JustHer » reviews
Chapter 11: It's goes something like this: When the husband's away, the wife will play. In other cases, when her husband Alejandro is away at work, his wife Heather is looking really desperate and looking for fun. When her hunky neighbor Justin shows up at her doorstep, will it lead to the best thing she really wants? Warning: Rated M for Sexual Content and Strong Language. LEMON.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 11-9-11 - Heather & Justin
38. You're Actually Not That Bad Yourself reviews
Set after the Canadian ending of Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island, Lightning's disappointed that he now has to say in a hospital bed with a hurt leg and white hair, but what happens when a certain guest shows him in a different light, alongside with a secret they kept from each other until now? Cute L/AM drabble I made since I was tired.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-13 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
39. An Angst of Fate and Destiny reviews
"Some people say that my future was over, and that the girl I should have loved back then would never be together for as long she was with Alejandro. But somehow, fate and destiny always had mysterious ways of changing things for me..." A depressing Justin/Heather one-shot with a happy ending. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-13 - Justin & Heather - Complete
40. A Taste of Chocolate reviews
D.J. really loves chocolate and he sure as hell can't get enough of it. But what happens when it's turned the other way around? What happens when he becomes addicted to a new kind of chocolate in the sexual, yet luscious LeShawna herself? Warning: Rated M for pure chocolatey Lemon, sexual references and things that doesn't involve candy. Surprise ending also shown here! Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-13 - DJ & Leshawna - Complete
41. What Prank Calls Can Get You reviews
Geoff and Owen decide to to some prank-calling of their own, but what's gonna happen when one of these prank calls involves a certain host? Will all things in the end go good or bad. A nice little Geoff/Owen drabble I made in my spare time.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-13 - Geoff & Owen - Complete
42. A Sense of Nocturnal Delight » reviews
Dawn seems to question Dakota's sudden behavior and sexuality towards the gender of the same kind, so Dawn figures out the only idea that get Dakota to admit she's into girls, and it's one that won't be forgotten... that is, until a certain red-head pervert catches them in the act. What will Dawn and Dakota do to let him not expose their secret to the world? WARNING: Very lemon-y.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 9-28-12 - Dawn & Dakota - Complete
43. Walk A Mile In Her Shoes reviews
What happens when Heather somehow catches Justin in one embarrassing moment? Well... see for yourself. Rated T for God-knows-what.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-13 - Heather & Justin - Complete
44. Singing Lessons reviews
Anne Maria is such an awful singer that can cause havoc with her voice, but luckily, Lightning's there to fix it for her. Will those lessons with him do more than just pay off for somebody like her? Lightning/Anne Maria ONESHOT.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-12 - Ann Maria & Lightning - Complete
45. Alejandro's Bad Day reviews
This is just example of a how a day for the Latin Casanova himself can go terribly wrong and so many places... A little Anti-Alejandro drabble I made up for the fact that I'm not a fan of Alejandro. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-12 - Alejandro - Complete
46. Total Drama vs WWE » reviews
What happens when all 38 contestants of the Total Drama series take on the roughest and toughest men in all of the WWE? Which brand will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? Who will you side for? It's a legendary battle of the ages! A Total Drama/WWE crossover. Next up: Alejandro!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-16-12 - Published: 12-13-12 - Alejandro
47. Sometimes, Angels And Demons Have To Fall » reviews
A sequel to 'An Angel On The Runway', Justin and Heather are now together, just living the good life. But what happens suddenly when Alejandro comes back into her life, just broken and wasteless without her? Will Alejandro get Heather back, or will Justin lose his one and only love that he saved with his own life three years ago? Gets very sad in later chapters. Mostly A/H/J.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 12-11-12 - Justin & Heather
48. Heather vs Redbox reviews
Heather decides to catch a movie like always, but Redbox had other plans for her. A nice fic of Woman vs. Machine. A little humorous Heather drabble!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-12 - Heather - Complete
49. A Justin Show Christmas » reviews
This edition of "The Justin Show" is decked out just for the holidays! Full of tinsel and tiding, humor and laughs, and a whole lot of sexy Christmas fun to begin with, Justin and his friends will bring the jingle and jangle straight to you just for the holiday season! This story will be changed to M later in the story. Includes cameos by contestants from TD:ROTI. 3 chapters in!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 12-4-12 - Justin & Heather
50. Celebrity Jeopardy: KOF Edition » reviews
What happens when the fighters of Southtown battle in America's number one game show of brains, brawn and wits? Nothing but laughs, laughs, and more laughs! A parody of Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopardy" skit.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-12 - Published: 9-25-12 - Kyo K.
51. The Only Reason To Get Rid Of A Flu reviews
Dick Grayson is laid down in bed with a nasty flu that he can't seem to get rid of. Lasting and begging for a cure himself, what happens when a certain Huntress appears in his bedroom and finds a way to make him better? Warning: Features Sexual Content and Strong Language. Rated M.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-12 - Richard G./Nightwing & Helena B. - Complete
52. Sick Minds Never Go Unnoticed reviews
What if Ezekiel found out that Eva was not more than just a woman? What if in the most sickening way, Ezekiel finds Eva in a very uncomfortable position that even he is turned on by it? WARNING: Rated M for various reasons. This is perhaps the sickest, yet hottest thing you will ever read. Enter at your own cost.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-29-12 - Eva & Ezekiel - Complete
53. Blainewood Academy: The Beginning » reviews
Justin Morrison is enrolled into the biggest prep school in Toronto, led by his main ruthless rival Alejandro. But when Justin falls in love with his rival's girlfriend, is his days in this Academy in grave danger? Chapter 48 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 86,410 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 4-2-11 - Justin & Heather
54. Crazy Love reviews
Sick and tired of being alone after Revenge Of The Island, Lightning decides to have a night out on the town. But when he sees a certain Jersey girl in distress, what will he do to help? Will this situation lead to something more interesting, and perhaps romantic?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
55. Quiet Storm reviews
Lightning strangely sees Anne Maria at his doorway during a terrible storm. Just who on earth, can totally be turned on by the face of disaster itself? Warning: Rated M for Strong Sexual Content and Strong Language. You've been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
56. She Was Asking For It reviews
Chris's autographed picture of himself becomes ruined thanks to Courtney and spilled punch. What's a certain host gotta do for revenge against a pissed-off C.I.T.? The best way he only knows how. Warning: Mature content and includes a hint of rape. For those of you under 18, it's not for the faint of heart!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-12 - Courtney & Chris M. - Complete
57. On Second Thought reviews
After Justin and Heather suddenly break-up due to an argument, he realizes what he's done wrong to deserve this. Can Justin have the heart to forgive and win her back before Alejandro steals her away from him during a high school dance? SONGFIC. Not OOC.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
58. The Justin Show: Halloween Special » reviews
Justin and his friends are back once again for the most bloodiest, goriest, grimmest, most sexiest edition of "The Justin Show" there ever is! Once you see the Halloween special, you may never look at Halloween the same way! FINALLY OUT OF HIATUS AFTER A LONG SEVEN MONTH BREAK!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,938 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-24-12 - Published: 11-1-11 - Justin & Heather
59. Evil Drama: Army of Darkness » reviews
When ex-model Justin Williams is sucked from a time portal right to the 12th Century, he'll have to use his shotgun-blazing, chainsaw-wielding, lady-killing tactics to get home. But will he get past mini-Justin's, skeleton soldiers, and an demonic evil clone of himself in order to do so? A parody of the third Evil Dead movie. Total Drama never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-18-12 - Published: 6-28-12 - Justin & Heather
60. Caught In The Middle reviews
Thomas finds a really interesting way to celebrate his new job as a intern for the park. But what happens when Mordecai ends up catching Thomas in a very uncomfortable position? Rated M for... well, you'll just have to check it out for yourself.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-12 - Thomas - Complete
61. The Forbidden Hot Spring reviews
Dakota decides to soothe her problems away by taking a dip in the secret hot spring that no one knew about. However, she then realizes that she isn't alone for very long... Rated M for Strong Sexual Content and Strong Language. You have been warned. This is pure Lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-12 - Dakota & Dawn - Complete
62. The Case of the Stolen RedLaced Panties » reviews
Anne Maria's panties has been stolen completely, but what happens when it's in the hands of a certain over-achiever? Will it lead to disaster or will it lead to something more fitting...? The lemon's finally arrived! Warning: Features Booty-popping and strong sexual contact. Be warned... be very warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 5-25-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
63. An Angel On The Runway » reviews
Heather has decided to get over Alejandro once and for all. But when a certain male model saves her during an life-changing incident, can it be what 'he' was truly missing in Heather's life after all? A J/H/A story. Chapter 23, 24 and 25 are up! Finished!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-5-12 - Published: 12-22-11 - Heather & Justin - Complete
64. Nerds In Lust reviews
In all things that can happen accidental and unexpected accounts, who never knew that spiked sparking grape juice could bring two nerds in the brink of pure, passionate tasteless romance? Rated M for strong language and very hot sexual content. Warning: Very lemony, you were warned...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-12 - Harold & Beth - Complete
65. Know Your Stars: KOF Style reviews
What happens when your favorite fighters get teased and humilated on a daily basis based on All That's "Know Your Stars" skit? Nothing but ball-breaking hilarity and utter shock! First up, Kyo Kusanagi!
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-12 - Kyo K.
66. A Sinful Tale of Skull And Crossbones » reviews
Heather McLean, daughter of King Chris McLean, has been kidnapped by the famous anti-heroic Swashbuckler Justin Sorel. But little did he know that a bounty hunter has put a price over Justin's head, marking him for death. What begins as hatred will soon turn into an adventure of intrigue, survival, and pure romance. Notice: Heather is not OOC, and will soon turn M-rated next chap.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-20-12 - Published: 9-11-12 - Heather & Justin
67. It Was Just Training, Honestly! reviews
Brick decides to do his morning workout routine like always, but when an uncomfortable situation befalls the cadet, will a certain jockette help aid him in the most surprising and yet most shocking way possible...? Rated M for sexual and lemon-y goodness. My first Jock story, dedicated for my good friend NerdyBarista. You were warned...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-12 - Brick & Jo - Complete
68. Celebrity Jeopardy: DC Edition reviews
All of your favorite superheroes from the DC Universe will compete in their greatest battle to date, a game of SNL-style "Celebrity Jeopardy"! Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will reign victorious... or not? Find out! Chapter 1 contestants are Green Lantern, Huntress and Nightwing!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-12
69. Depressive Desire reviews
After the events of Total Drama World Tour, Justin feels like he's no longer attractive nor is he no longer desirable anymore. His mojo has been taken away from him, but luckily, a certain Queen Bee knows how to fix this in the very most enticing way possible... Warning: Very M-rated. Includes extreme sexual content. You've been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
70. A Lifetime of Lanne » reviews
A series of one-shots, songfics, and drabbles of our favorite Jersey babe and hotheaded jock locked together in their most funny and romantic moments possible. Chapter 4: Anne Maria is drifted alone into a sea that she couldn't get out of, and now Lightning promises to get her out of it. Songfic based on the song "Only Love" by Wynonna.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-12 - Published: 8-21-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria
71. The Moment When Robbie Met Ryback reviews
Just like the title insists, he was like any opponent who faced him. Definitely a dream gone wrong from Mr. Robbie Shapiro that you'll have to see to believe.
Crossover - Wrestling & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-12 - Skipp Sheffield/Ryback & Robbie S. - Complete
72. The Most Unexpected Of Favors reviews
Heather decides to ask Justin a little favor to do for her on the eve of their first date. What will happen next will transpire into a series of unbelievable, wonderful events that will forever change their new-found relationship. Very intimate, not Lemon! This is for my friend philinchio, which is based on one of his stories. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
73. Out Of The Blue reviews
Anne Maria's life has fallen apart ever since Revenge Of The Island was over. She lost everything that was closer to her and now, she's now reduced to a worthless flash in the pan. But will Lightning try to free her from the pain and heartache that is making her suffer until now? A sad and heartwarming one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-12 - Ann Maria & Lightning - Complete
74. It's A Very Drunken World After All reviews
Tasting beer for the very first time is a very special occasion for a man. But when Justin tastes a little more alongside a certain Queen Bee in secrecy, it's gonna get a lot more stupider than that. Includes underage drinking and mild sexuality. Rated T for safety.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
75. Selfishly In Love reviews
Co-written by I'll Cover Angel And Collins and CharlieHarperFan88. Heather and Alejandro are now officially together ever since Total Drama World Tour ended, but Alejandro has yet to find out that... Heather has another boyfriend in the form of Justin! Will this situation blow over between them? Will this be one wicked game? A JustHer/AleHeather fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-12 - Justin & Alejandro
76. Ask Justin And Heather reviews
Hi, I'm Justin and she's Heather and we have been forced to answer your questions, secrets, fanmail and everything in between! So please, ask away! To send in questions for Heather, PM I'll Cover Angel And Collins! To send in questions for Justin, PM CharlieHarperFan88!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-12 - Justin & Heather
77. Revenge Never Tasted So Sweet reviews
Alejandro cheats on Heather one too many times, and she's finally had enough of it. But in one unexpected twist of fate, the right person comes along and it makes Heather realize that she can do better. A whole lot better... Co-written by I'll Cover Angel And Collins and CharlieHarperFan88.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
78. Fight For The Fandom reviews
Chris tells the contestants that they have some new rules to follow that nobody is happy about! So what do they do? Take a stand. Co written by I'll Cover Angel And Collins and CharlieHarperFan88.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-12
79. What Not To Do High »
Inspired by the How I Met Your Mother episode entitled "Tick Tick Tick...", Justin and Geoff decide to take their ever-loving girlfriends to a rock music festival, when they decide to find and snack on the finest tasty nachos there ever was. Sounds easy enough? Wrong... Mostly J/H and G/B.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,033 - Updated: 6-20-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - Justin & Geoff
80. Total Drama Ninja Warrior » reviews
The rest of the 37 original competitors of Canada's wackiest reality show compete in Japan's most popular sports competition of endurance, strength, of speed! It's 37 contestants, 4 stages, and a huge metallic mountain named Mount Midoriyama! Who will become the first ever Total Drama Ninja Warrior? Based on the game show on G4. Surprise love triangle included in first chapter!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 6-14-12 - Justin & Heather
81. Sleepless Surrender » reviews
Heather is annoyed at Gwen and LeShawna for destroying her bed, and it looks like Heather's desperate for some sleep really bad. What happens when she desperately decides to room with a certain hunk in the middle of the night? Will it be peaceful dreams or a horrible nightmare for our resident Queen Bee? COMPLETED!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-14-12 - Published: 6-9-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
82. Lost In A Paradise Of Lust » reviews
When Heather is stranded out at sea during turmoil on a cruise ship, she soon finds out that Justin is stuck alongside her on a forsaken island. Will his new-found feelings for Heather and their new-found love help them survive? Or will they be destined to doom and perish forever? Mainly Justin/Heather. Chapter 10 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 5-18-11 - Heather & Justin
83. Fanmail Frenzy » reviews
Borrowed from a segment by "The Justin Show", our favorite queen bee and supermodel hunk will answer your fanmail and dares and the rest of the Total Drama crew, including the new contestants from TD:ROTI, will respond! BACK AFTER A LONG HIATUS!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-23-12 - Published: 10-13-11 - Heather & Justin
84. The 50 Songs of Country Music Challenge » reviews
A series of 50 song-fics inspired by 50 songs featuring your favorite canon/fanon/crack from my favorite country artists from the 80's and 90's. #26: Geoff/Bridgette; song is "I Believe In You" by Don Williams. Originally called Country Songfics.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 4-23-11 - Geoff & Bridgette
85. Fire In The Hole! reviews
LeShawna challenges Heather and Justin to a bet in which the pair will be challenged to do something so devious, so surreal, and so liquified, that the result will slosh you away. Mostly a prank based on the CKY videos.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
86. The Big Drama Theory » reviews
A little parody of Total Drama and The Big Bang Theory. What happens when you mix four scientists and a smoking hot neighbor? Just all out nerdiness! Don't own. Episode 3 is done!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 3-2-12 - Harold & Cody
87. Batman Returns: The Total Drama Version » reviews
A retelling of one of the most darkest Batman movies of all time. The Penguin and Catwoman have run amuck among Gotham City and now Justin Wayne must don the black cape one more time to bring the carnage to an end. Will only update if I get few reviews.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,170 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 4-20-12 - Justin & Heather
88. Gettin' The Hell Out Of Dodge reviews
There are many examples of a handsome stranger and a seductive housewife making beautiful love to each other. When the angry husband's gonna find out one way or the other, there's only one thing to do at a time like this: Escape. Pro J/H, anti A/H.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
89. Detroit Rock Drama » reviews
Four anti-social rebels get tickets to see the hottest rock band of all, KISS! But will trials and tribulations involving them and Cody's mother make them miss a golden opportunity? A parody of "Detroit Rock City" and Total Drama. Chapters 15 to 18 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-19-12 - Published: 12-15-11 - Cody & Justin - Complete
90. I'll Still Be Loving You reviews
Mordecai looks back on the only thing that he really means more to him than life itself. A Mordecai/Margaret drabble based on the song "I'll Still Be Loving You" by Restless Heart.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-17-12 - Mordecai & Margaret - Complete
91. A Night Which They'll Never Forget reviews
Heather has finally decided to end her relationship with Alejandro respectfully. That is until Justin soon steps into her life. The secrets they'll share and the time they'll spend together will be nothing short of magical... FLUFFYNESS INCLUDED, So R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
92. Virtual Devastation » reviews
Heather and Bridgette have been kidnapped in a video game universe by the evil game designer, Alejandro. Now it's up to Justin and Geoff to save their lives or else they'll be trapped in the virtual game universe forever! Main: J/H, G/B.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 3-26-12 - Justin & Heather
93. Cinnamon Rum reviews
In all of the things that can unite two souls together forever, who knew it took a sweet bottle of booze to bring a Queen Bee and a Male Model together as one? Rated T for mentioning of alcohol.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
94. Unbroken reviews
Takes place around Justin's POV, the male model reminisces on his experiences through the series and through a certain Queen Bee herself, visualizing what is and what should and will never be between him and her, or so they think so from Justin himself...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
95. Snowing Love reviews
Lightning and Anne Maria spend a sweet tender moment through the sight of a winter wonderland and a whole lot more... Includes a whole lot of fluff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
96. Total Drama American Gladiators » reviews
A parody of Total Drama and American Gladiators, your OCs will compete in seven grueling events in order to find out who will be the American Gladiator Champion! APPS CLOSED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - Chris M. & Owen
97. Justin Plays American Gladiators! reviews
Nothing fancy, it's just our favorite narcissistic pretty boy playing a horrible video game adaptation of game show from the 90's. However, he isn't alone to share his resentment. Based on nintendookie's YouTube channel.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
98. Raspberry Fantasia reviews
Raspberry had always been Lightning's favorite aroma. However, when Lightning sees Anne Maria in his room, they'll have another reason to love it more... Rated M for sex, language and Lemon!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-7-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
99. A Wet Dream That's Worth Living reviews
Chris gets the chance of living his greatest fantasy with a side of Courtney that he never saw before. But sometimes, even the greatest wet dreams can go horribly wrong... Rated T for sexual activity.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-12 - Chris M. & Courtney - Complete
100. Loneliness In The Moonlight reviews
Heather's soul is lost through darkness, and now with a certain Hawaiian and the power of the moonlight itself, it was certain that she would be found through real true love forever. Tender fluff included.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
101. Loving It Nice And Easy reviews
Courtney's enjoying a nice sleep through and through until she is greeted by Chris McLean himself. Whatever this was, it puts Courtney into a "position" she's never even dreamed up. Includes a little bit of bondage and teasing. You've been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-12 - Chris M. & Courtney - Complete
102. She Gets What She Wants reviews
Requested by I'll Cover Angel And Collins, Courtney is being left out of the fifth season of Total Drama, and she demands Chris McLean to get her back on there. But what's the catch exactly? Lemony, with a side of mind control by Chris himself!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-1-12 - Courtney & Chris M. - Complete
103. Heaven reviews
Lightning was never the king of the world, nor was he Superman himself. But to Anne Maria, she finally found something in him that isn't too far away. Based on the song "Heaven" by Warrant. Very fluffy in the end!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
104. Did We Really Know At All? » reviews
Justin and Heather decided they couldn't take it anymore after seeing each other through compromising positions and through their personal fantasies. And with one unforgettable sexual encounter, the lust of fantasy for each other will be worth wishing...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-28-12 - Published: 1-24-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
105. Faithfully reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Heather is heartbroken about a certain Latino's infidelity. But when a certain Hawaiian heartthrob comes on the scene, can he finally give Heather what she'd been waiting for all along? Based on the song from Journey.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-22-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
106. The Adventures of Prince Justin » reviews
Justin decides to tell her daughter Daisy one bedtime story she'll never forget. This is the story about a handsome prince and a beautiful princess joined together in drama, adventure, and romance put together. Will it be or won't be happily ever after?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 2-14-12 - Justin & Heather
107. The Drama Warriors » reviews
A parody of Total Drama and the 1979 flick, "The Warriors". When Chris, leader of the Wawanakwa Riffs is killed during a gang summit, it's up to Justin and his gang of warriors to survive. It's nothing but gang warfare! The real first chapter is up.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 2-9-12 - Justin & Heather
108. Best Dream Ever
Lightning finally gets the chance to kiss one of the most prettiest campers there is...or does he? A short Lightning/Anne Maria drabble I made. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Published: 2-1-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
109. When She Cries reviews
"The truth is...I really loved her more than myself and anyone else in the world. I loved her, because the way when she was just that sad, she just became more beautiful..." Songfic for Justin/Heather. Total Drama never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-12 - Heather & Justin - Complete
110. The Most Offensive Question Ever reviews
Lightning decides to ask Anne Maria a question, but the results will definitely leave him unexpected...Rated T for one sexual reference.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria - Complete
111. Lonely Women Do Make Good Lovers » reviews
Set several years after Revenge of the Island, Anne Maria decides to just give up on love after being stood up again. But can a certain cocky athlete help her show the true definite meaning of love? All chapters will center around one date. Do not own.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-23-12 - Published: 1-17-12 - Lightning & Ann Maria
112. Now We Really Didn't Know reviews
A sequel to "Now We All Know", Heather decides to relieve some stress after seeing Justin in a compromising position, but little does she know that she's gonna get even...More reviews, and I will write a full 2-chapter story! Short, sweet, and naughty!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-22-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
113. Now We All Know reviews
What was the real reason Justin only loved himself? Well, someone is about to find out in the most strange way possible...More reviews, and I might write a follow-up. Rated M for...well, you've been warned...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
114. It's All About Getting Even » reviews
Justin is disgusted by a certain arrogant couple for reasons unknown. But then, out of nowhere...he finally decides to beat them where it really hurts. With Heather's really hot mom. Rated M for MILF action later in the story. Sorry 4 the Heather bashing!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 1-9-12 - Justin & Heather
115. Celebrity Jeopardy!, Total Drama Style » reviews
A spoof of the famous Celebrity Jeopardy skits on Saturday Night Live, featuring the characters you love from the Total Drama series! Who'll win? Who'll lose? Who'll crack under the pressure? Enjoy! Sam, Dawn, and B are up! FINISHED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 10-21-11 - Complete
116. Whiskey Lullaby reviews
Deciding that he can't live with himself seeing Alejandro and Heather together, Justin decides to drink himself away permanently out of this world. It isn't until someone else can't live with herself decides to feel the same way too. A very sad songfic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-12 - Justin & Heather - Complete
117. The Doors of Drama » reviews
Justin Morrison had it all as a rock star in the counterculture, hippie-like lifestyle in the 1960's. But with his growing obsession with death, will be able to handle his lifestyle that could very well claim his life? Based on the band and the biopic.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-22-11 - Published: 12-20-11 - Justin & Heather
118. Beautiful Creature » reviews
Justin just cant stand the fact that Heather is with a superior man quite like Alejandro. So in one last chance effort, Justin finally tells her his feelings in which words can speak louder than actions. A bit of a short story. Chapter 2 is up.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 12-16-11 - Justin & Heather
119. That Rock Won't Roll reviews
Justin can only imagine how he can be with the most beautiful camper in the whole wide world. But all he can do is dream that she could be with him forever...Songfic. A little Justin/Heather one-shot I made outside my comfort zone. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-11 - Heather & Justin - Complete
120. Justin's World » reviews
Inspired by Zack Ryder's Youtube show, Justin decides to come with a awesome webshow of his own! Filled with many laughs and crap, Justin and his crew will give out their opinions unlike anything you've never seen before! Episode 2 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-9-11 - Published: 12-5-11 - Justin & Heather
121. Married With Total Drama: The Lost Episodes » reviews
A follow-up to the parody between the Total Drama series and Married...With Children. This is the episodes I never did for the original. Features special guest appearances by Bleach, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 33 and the whole series is done!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 126,483 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 12-8-11 - Published: 10-8-11 - Geoff & Bridgette - Complete
122. Mordecai, Karaoke King » reviews
Unable to stand the fact that a punk rocking Karaoke Champion is hitting on Margaret, Mordecai decides to enter a karaoke contest in attempt to win her heart and get his pride back. Will it all end well? Chapter 6 is up!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-28-11 - Published: 11-4-11 - Mordecai & Margaret
123. You Look So Good In Love reviews
Songfic. This is the story how Justin really feels about Heather after all this time she was with Alejandro, and how Justin would display his feelings for her after one shocking incident. Fluff from H/J included. Don't need an account to review.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-11 - Justin & Heather - Complete
124. Gypsy reviews
Heather decides to spend her time ice skating after the events of TDWT, but little does she know that a mysterious stranger loves it as well. A songfic based on the Fleetwood Mac song. One-shot Heather/Justin. Huge fluff included. Very sweet and romantic!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-11 - Heather & Justin - Complete
125. The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular! » reviews
Justin, Total Drama's residential prettyboy, and his friends are back for more fun, more excitement, and a whole lot of craziest stuff you can ever imagine! All of the skits is VIEWER'S CHOICE! SNEAK PEEK AND FINALE IS HERE! CHECK IT OUT!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,795 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 7-19-11 - Justin & Heather - Complete
126. A Little Piece of JustHer » reviews
A songfic collection of sweet, sexy, and romantic one-shots featuring the couple that should have been, but never meant to be. Chapter 17 - Justin and Heather experience the dream wedding they always wanted in their lives. FINISHED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 7-20-11 - Heather & Justin - Complete
127. Married With Total Drama » reviews
The cast of the Total Drama series take on America's most dysfunctional family in the history of television! It's Total Drama and Married...With Children unlike any other! Episode 64, and the whole entire series, is done! Check it out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 138 - Words: 251,621 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 10-8-11 - Published: 4-12-11 - Geoff & Bridgette - Complete
128. A Breathless Holiday » reviews
When Heather is disappointed that Alejandro couldn't accompany her to the annual Christmas Dance, she asks Justin to be her date. But will one unexpected moment between both Heather and Justin change their whole life forever? Chapter 10 is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-4-11 - Published: 9-9-11 - Justin & Heather
129. You Can Call Me Al reviews
Based on the song by Paul Simon, Justin is jealous of Alejandro's attraction towards Heather, so what does a male model do to get the ultimate revenge on Alejandro? Just pure sweet humiliation! Rated T for offensive, but wacky material! J/H at end.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-11 - Justin & Alejandro - Complete
130. Mr McKat's Feedbag » reviews
Based on the Two And A Half Men episode "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag", Jake takes Burke to a horse race and Chance gets his license renewed! What can go wrong? You don't wanna miss this!
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 4-28-11 - Jake C./Razor & Chance F./T-Bone
131. A Weird, Awkward Moment » reviews
Ridge is finally alone with Taylor and they both get the perfect kiss they dreamed of. But sometimes, it can take a disgusting left turn... I wrote this because this is sick, in a hilarious way.
Bold and the Beautiful - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete
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