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Author has written 21 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Inglourious Basterds, Tropic Thunder, Burlesque, Inception, Three Musketeers, Sherlock Holmes, Black Swan, 2010, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fright Night, and American Pie. Name: Adrienne 'Adie' Age: 18 Top ten Movies (in no order) Fright Night (2011) The Avengers No country For Old Men Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Tropic Thunder Sherlock Holmes (1, 2) Men in Black (1, 2, 3) Black Swan Sucker Punch Pirates of the Caribbean (all) Actors Male Tom Hiddleston Tommy Lee Jones Robert Downey Jr Kevin Kline Edward Norton Johnny Depp Colin Farrell Robert De Niro George Clooney Joseph Gordon-Levitt Female Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek Scarlett Johansson Emily Browning Abbie Cornish Jamie Chung Cameron Diaz Mila Kunis Amanda Seyfreid Favorite Movie Characters: Sherlock Holmes/Watson, Tony Stark (Iron Man)/Black Widow, Kirk Lazarus/Tugg Speedman, Raoul Duke, Luke Brandon, Jerry Dandrige, Agent K/Agent J, Arthur/Dom, Jack Sparrow/Will Turner/Beckett/Elizabeth, the wolfpack (mostly Phil)/Jade Favorite TV Shows: The Mighty Boosh, The Inbetweeners, Never mind the buzzcocks, The Simpsons, Friends Favorite Musicals: Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Burlesque, Nine Favorite Historical Characters: Cleopatra, Anne and Mary Boleyn, Marie Antoinette Favorite Books: Sherlock Holmes, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, No Country for Old Men, A Series of Unfortunate Events Interests: Writing, the supernatural, Painting/drawing, Internet, ancient Egypt/Rome Future Dream: actress, writer, fashion model (Victoria's Secret) What I Love: Chocolate, Italian food, Diamonds, Sleeping In, Eating Out, Going to the movies, going out with friends and family, More Chocolate What I Hate: People Who Think they're so cool, Visiting my doctor/dentist/OBGYN Odd Facts About Yours Truly: I have a broad imagination and quite a...seedy mind lol How Long Have You Been Writing: On and off since I was 10, continuously since I was 14 What Time do You Wish You Would Have Been Born in? 18th century, 60's, 70's or 80's Who Would I Like to Meet in Heaven: The guys on Jackass (mainly Johnny Knoxville, Dave England, Steve-o and Ryan Dunn), George Clooney, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Giovanni Ribisi, Natalie Portman, Mila Kuniz, Keira Knightely, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Anniston, Robert Downey Jr, my family and friends Questions About Life I Often Ponder: Could I live solely on chocolate on a deserted island? Why is human nature so odd and complicated? Why do fun moments fly and boring moments last forever? Why do celebrities and fictional characters have to be so damn attractive and the guys I meet so unattractive? Why are all of the good guys gay, taken or married? Fandoms Holmes/Watson (OTP) Iron Man/Black Widow Jack Sparrow/OC Rachel/Chandler (OTP) Lily/Nina Current stories Black Widow - Sherlock Holmes (2009) Kirk Lazarus one shots (Tropic Thunder) Inception one shots (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS) The Rose - Three Muskateers (2011) {on hiatus} Welcome to Burlesque Blue - Sucker Punch - http://www.blackfilm.com/read/2010/12/sucker-punch/sucker-punch-43/ Dancing in the dark The dress Rachel's wearing (the one in the black) - http://www.giftag.com/clip/smithamartin/seductive-short-formal-dress-clip.jpg The Rose Christine - http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=jenniferhawkins&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1T4GPEA_enAU308AU308&biw=1280&bih=623&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsuo&tbnid=pZDOn_NQcLbp6M:&imgrefurl=http://celebritynavexpress.blogspot.com/2011/09/beautiful-miss-jennifer-hawkins.html&docid=EeCDtNTJfDU7qM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-c0w1p_o4meM/Tl-ponBFgBI/AAAAAAAAEAw/dtxRwGr06AI/s1600/Beautiful%252BMiss%252BJennifer%252BHawkins%252B%252525281%25252529.jpg&w=1060&h=1600&ei=n04dT8fnFO2QiAeYhLyADA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=186&vpy=75&dur=421&hovh=276&hovw=183&tx=87&ty=148&sig=106416689844420210499&page=2&tbnh=179&tbnw=134&start=14&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:14 Mary - http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/114/1140501/babe-of-the-day-olivia-wilde-20101216084309164.jpg Bittersweet Seduction Mia - http://www.celebhd.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/byrne27.jpg Hunter - http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/h/heath_ledger-3894.jpg Adrian - http://c181321.r21.cf0.rackcdn.com/PHBDjCDHERZFGB_1_m.jpg Till the Sunrise/Wish you were here/Sweet Seduction Ana - http://www.celebhd.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/825.jpg Curiosity Arabella - http://www.1920x1200.net/posts/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/adriana_lima_1920_1200_jul112010.jpg Hey people! I love writing fanfiction, I mainly focus on romance, but I've been known to write drama, I've only recently started writing comedy and I've attempted writing a horror (which didn't end well). I usually write in the female character's POV, but I've written a few in the guy's so any feedback on how I've portrayed a guy's POV would be extremely helpful and appreciated, also, I will always do character/OC, except maybe once or twice in the future, if you don't like that then too bad. Ok so, info on language and story dialogue, first thing, I write fanfics for movies, not books, I've never been into writing for books, so sorry to anyone who wants to read something for a book or anything. I can be REALLY bad with grammar and spelling, so I'm sorry for any mistakes that show up in them. Writing style - I try my hand with different writing styles, but generally I'm a romance author. Also if it fits I try to put some humour into it. Language - I really only use bad language if it fits with the story and what I'm writing for, but every now and then you'll find a shut up, a damn or a crap. Adult content - Again, I only put it in if it fits in with the story and what I'm writing for, that goes for the detail and language used during it OC - Whenever I write a OC, I'll base some chracteristics off of myself, like most writers I know, but most of the characteristics, appearance and the name will be, as far as I know, completely made up. Sometimes I use one character, or the name, appearance or personality twice Anything else along those lines that I can't think of at the moment will all depend on what I'm writing and what fits in with everything. That clear? Good. So, I've been putting my stuff on quizilla, if anyone wants to read my stuff on that account my name is Adieeee. Okay. That all understood? Now, once you've read my stuff I'd really appreciate if you would rate and review. I'll do my best to update as soon as possible, but I do have a life, as in school, acting, singing, friends and family so I may take a while to. Favorite quotes Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Raoul Duke: One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. Raoul Duke: [watching Dr. Gonzo leave] There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Raoul Duke: [commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line" playing on the radio] One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats Dr Gonzo: You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me. Dr Gonzo: I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear. Raoul Duke: Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant Raoul Duke: There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know. Raoul Duke: [at a bizarre circus-themed casino] Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich. Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear! Raoul Duke: [Beginning to narrate the "Jefferson Airplane" hallucination] There I was... Raoul Duke: Come on you fiend! Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive". Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?" Raoul Duke: Adrug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Dr Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift. Raoul Duke: No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? Raoul Duke: You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. Voice of film narrator: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. Raoul Duke: [narrating] Ignore this terrible drug. Yeah. Pretend it's not happening. Raoul Duke: PLEASE! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes! Raoul Duke: I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds. Raoul Duke: Oh god... did you eat all this acid? Raoul Duke: Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no" Pintel: You're supposed to be dead! Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles? Jack: This is the day that will always remember as the day that you... [backs up and trips over ledge] Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! Jack: f you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it Governor Swann: Elzabeth, how's it coming? Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship! Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Elizabeth: loody pirates! Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade...the rum! Jack: arleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par...sip,parsley.. Jack: This is the day that you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! Barbossa: There is no sense to be killing you...yet Barbossa: I feel...cold Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt Elizabeth: No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle...oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That'll solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked pirates! Elizabeth: Oh! Oh, the heat! [pretends to faint, then opens one eye to see none of them have noticed] Jack: Where is it? Where is the thump-thump? Jack: Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! Jack: One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist Jack: She's only a ship, mate Jack: You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me A marriage interrupted...or fate intervenes? Jack: Leave 'im lie...unless you're planning on using him to hit something with Jack: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here? Tia Dalma: It was a woman as changing and harsh and untamable as the sea. Him never stopped loving her. But the pain it caused was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die Jack: Er, Mr Gibbs... Elizabeth: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing Jack: Ah! A heading. Set sail in a... uh... a general... that way! direction Jack: want my jar of dirt! Jack: 'Ello beastie Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Tia Dalma: My sweet, you've come for me. Jack: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl, [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty, [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? Jack: Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear? Will Turner: You chose not to tell me Will Turner: If you make your choices alone...how can I trust you? Barbossa: For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was Cutler Beckett: It's just good business Will Turner: Keep a weather eye on the horizon Jack: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It's pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? Cutler Beckett: You're mad Jack: And that was without even a single drop of rum Jack: Mr Gibbs! Jack: I miss him already Elizabeth: You will listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors! Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband? Davy Jones: She pretended to love me! She betrayed me! Davy Jones: Calypso... Sherlock Holmes (2009) Sherlock: You've never complained about my methods before. Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal. Sherlock: Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely. Sherlock: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion. Sherlock: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not! Sherlock: There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all. Watson: So you're free tonight? Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket Mrs Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again Watson: No, not you, Mary and I. You are not... Inception Eames: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling Mal: I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you? Cobb: I miss you more than I can bear, but we had our time together. I have to let you go. Mal: Do you know what it is to be a lover? Half of a whole? Cobb: I can't stay with her anymore because she doesn't exist Mal: We'd be together forever. You promised me Cobb: You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why? Eames: This, Ariadne, would be a kick [kicks the leg of the chair Arthur's swinging at] Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard? Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense. Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] I realized in that moment, "I must find a heir". Willy Wonka: [getting his shoes shined by Charlie, his face hidden behind a newspaper] Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendle, er, Walter... Willy Wonka: And you know what? I brought transporta- Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you? Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind Willy Wonka: Ew, somebody grab him Mr Salt: Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting? Willy Wonka: MUMBLER! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying! Welcome puppets: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier weeeeee / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer / He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it / With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain... to contain... to contain... Hooray! / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the one that you're about to meet / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the genius who just can't be beat / The magician and the chocolate whiz / The best darn guy who ever lived / Willy Wonka, here he is! Charlie Bucket: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy Willy Wonka: [sorting through a big bunch of keys] There it is. There it isn't Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking! * Randomness * IF YOU ARE A PROUD DEPPHEAD COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOUR ARE A PROUD SMILER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOUR ARE A PROUD LOVATIC COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! If you firmly believe that Will Turner's curse is broken and that he's free to be with his family after ten years, paste this into your profile! If you believe in a happy ending for Will and Elizabeth Turner, paste this into your profile! If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! . . . . . . . .JJJJJJJJJJJJ . . . . . . . .AAA . . . . . . . .CCCCCC . . . . . .KK. . . . . . .KK •. (''•. .•').•' If you think Jack Sparrow is THE MOST HOTTEST PIRATE EVER copy and paste this into your profile. Don't hate me because I have OCs. If you think about it, all characters are OCs. So deal with it. Not all fangirls are rabid, obsessive stalkers. Smart fangirls exist too, you know. support strong female characters. They can kick the boys' butts any day! I listen to film score. It's awesome! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: I-love-u-long-time (Captain Jack Sparrow, Willy Wonka, Raoul Duke, Will Turner, Cutler Beckett, James Norrington, Danny Ocean, Draco Malfoy, Barty Crouch Jr, Legolas, Frodo, Aldo Raine, Donny Donowitz/the Bear Jew, Hans Landa and MANY more) If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chIf you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.ocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (yeah, just don't ask...) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have/had a crush on any of the Four Marauders(even Wormtail,) paste this into your profile. (Sirius and Remus) If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile 1 in 10 people born are gay. That means 1 of every 10 people are instantly put down, given bad labels, left alone, put in a minority, and so much else...all for something they didn't ask for. Many gay teens are resorting to suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them ...life will get better, and you respect them... for who they are, copy and paste this. Many won't, but let's see who will. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile (I swear it came out of nowhere!) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. LOTS OF PEOPLE If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (damn addictive fanfiction) A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile (I'm not the best cook) If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile (keyboards, paper that needs to be folded, my hair at times, and several other tech, things) If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever put things in your mouth that shouldn't be there, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile If you've actually LOST and argument with yourself copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (I twisted my ankle too :S) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy this onto your profile. "I'm worse than evil, I'm the author." " If you join the dark side there is a chance that you will not die by my hands( the cookies are pretty good too)" "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk." People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together. If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it! I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers Out of my mind. Back in five minutes! "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me". You're about to be a strange smell in the attic , or basement, or alleyway , or where ever I can put your body. DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now. DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! it kinda hurts If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Roses are red, Roses are red, Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well, ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too. Funny Packages On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (Well, no shit Sherlock!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...) 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 18. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. When I was DANCIN' IN THE DARK someone called me on my TELEPHONE. It was those BOYS BOYS BOYS, from that WONDERFUL, MONSTER ball the other night. The one named ALEJANDRO showed me his TEETH. I WAS SO HAPPY I COULD DIE. I was still so SPEECHLES he asked me to JUST DANCE. Later on, we left surrouned by PAPPARAZI. I was so STARSTRUCK! I've been with my PAPER GANGSTA for a while now and his BROWN EYES are the FASHION of my life...EH EH NOTHIN ELSE I CAN SAY. 1. Jack Sparrow 2. Rorschach 3. Barbossa 4. Cutler Beckett 5. Will Turner 6. Hermione Granger 7. Sherlock Holmes 8. Babydoll 9. James Norrington 10. Danny Ocean 11. Catwoman 12. Draco Malfoy 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, and never will I ever want to read a Hermione/Catwoman fic 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Uhhh, yes, yes I do, Cutler Beckett is indeed very hot, and intelligent, and powerful, sexy 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Draco Malfoy getting Babydoll pregnant? Ummmm, it would be...interesting 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Well yeah, I've read heaps of Norrington fics 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO! No no no no no! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Will Turner/James Norrington or Will Turner/Danny Ocean? Ummmmm they're both weird, but apparently for some reason people ship Will and Norrignton so I guess that's the better answer 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it? Sherlock Holmes walking in on Rorschach and Draco Malfoy doing it? That is SO disturbing! But he'd leave the room, try to forget the image and kill himself 8. Is there any such thing as One/ Eight fluff? NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! GOD NO!!! 9. Suggest a title for Seven/ Twelve hurt/ comfort fic. Sherlock Holmes/Draco Malfoy? Wow, that is so weird, but I guess...Changing a pure heart, or something 10. Have any of your friends read a Three fic? Maybe, I don't know if any of them read Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction 11. Do you any of your friends write or draw Eleven? I doubt it, they're more Harry Potter nerds than comic nerds 12. Would any of your friends write Two/ Four /Five Rorschach/Cutler Beckett/Will Turner? God I hope not!!! 13. If you chose a sonfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Babydoll? Probably Where is my mind, Asleep or Sweet Dreams 14. If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jack Sparrow/Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy? WARNING, CHARACTER DEATH, LANGUAGE! 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Ummmmm, the last time I read a fic about Will was about a week or two ago 16. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, broken hearted, has a hot night stand with Eleven and a breif and unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What would you call that fic? Jack Sparrow and Sherlock Holmes are in a happy relationship until James Norrington runs off with Sherlock Holmes. Jack Sparrow has a hot one night stand with Catwoman and a brief unhappy affair with Draco Malfoy, then follows the advice of Will Turner and falls in love with Barbossa? Really, just disturbing stuff there. But probably Love and lies of a pirate 40 Secrets about yourself. Be honest no matter what. 1. Have you ever been asked out? Yes 2. Where did you get your default picture? 3. What's your middle name? Julie 4. Your current relationship status? Single 5. Does your crush like you back? Sadly no. 6. What is your current mood? So and so 7. What color of underwear are you wearing? A little tmi moment right there. I don't think I want to answer it. 8. What color shirt are you wearing? Red 9. Missing something? Not that I know of. Should I be worried? 10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I'd go back ot high school and tell myself to think about all of the stupid things I've done 11. If you must be an animal for one day, what? A cat. Because they're mysterious, beautiful, slinky, agile and are portrayed as manipulative animals, like myself 12. Ever had a near death experience? No. Thank god 13. Something you do a lot? Write, watch movies and go on the internet 14 The song stuck in your head? Malaguena Salerosa by Chingon. I listened to it when I woke up 15. Who did you copy and paste this from? Sithlord8665 16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Harrison Ford 17. When was the last time you cried? I was watching POTC:AWE. When James Norrington and Will Turner died 18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes, a few times. I do singing with a class 19. If you could have one super power what would it be? Invisibilty, so I could spy on people, or super strength 20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their face. I'd like to look at their face first. 21. What do you usually order from starbucks? I don't go to starbucks 22.What's your biggest secret? If I told you it wouldn't be a secret would it? 23. Favorite color? Pink, purple and blue 24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows? Some, Spongebob, the Simpsons and a few more cartoons. I love them! 26. What are you? Ummm, a girl 27. Do you speak any other language? I can speak some French, Italian, Spanish, and German. But only a bit 28. What's your favorite smell? Men's deoderant, especially lynx, and chocolate and vanilla. Yummy! 29. Describe your life in one word what would it be? Drama! 30. Have you ever kissed in the rain? No, but it seems awesome and I would like to 32. What are you thinking about right now? Jack Sparrow and my Pirates of the Caribbean fic 33. What should you be doing? Cleaning the house, I'm going to do it soon, I swear! 34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Will and Norrington, why'd they have to die?! 35. How often do you talk to God? I've never talked to God in my life 36. Do you like working in the yard? No because I'm not into hard work out in our yard 37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Sparrow! That would be amazing! Or Downey (Robert Downey Jr), either is fine by me ;) 38. Do you act differently around the person you like? Depends on who the person is 39. What is your natural hair color? Dark brown. I haven't dyed it 40. Who was the last person to make you cry? Norrington and Will, because they died! --(\ /)-- Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) If you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile Survey 1.VIN DIESEL vs PAUL WALKER I don't like either of them 2.ICECREAM vs YOGURT ICE CREAM!!!! :P 3.MAKING LOVE vs HARDCORE SEX Ummmm it depends on who it's with ;) 4.LIL TROY vs NELLY I have no idea who either of them are... 5.HORROR FILMS vs COMEDY Both! :D 6.AL PACINO vs ROBERT DENIRO Robert DeNiro 7.JULIA ROBERTS vs SALMA HAYEK I adore Salma Hayek 8.ORIGINAL WILLY WONKA vs JOHNNY DEPP REMAKE Johnny Depp!!! 9.BEER vs VODKA Vodka :P 10.RED vs BLUE I like blue 11.WHAM BAMM vs ALL NIGHT LONG ... 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(not real, I like faux fur clothing) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart (I knew about the alphabet and twinkle twinkle but I didn't know baa baa black sheep. And I had no idea they were by Mozart!) I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste this to your profile! If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile (especially Italy, France, Greece and Spain) If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile (f*ck yeah) If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile (I have SOOOO many fictional boyfriends!) If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile (I've walked into a classroom I didn't even have by accident...) If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp/David Tennant/other for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile! (George Clooney, Shaun Micallef, Robert Downey Jr, and so many more!!!!) If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile (air, my own saliva, my own laughter, the list is endless) If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever chewed gum that fell out of your mouth while talking, copy and paste this into your profile (SO many times...) If this happened to you while you were NOT talking, copy this into your profile (once I was trying to blow a bubble and I ended up spitting the gum out onto the ground outside, then it happened again. And another day all I was doing was chewing it and it fell out of my mouth...) If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile (and I couldn't walk properly for the rest of the day, that gave my friends a good laugh) If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile (the computer doesn't even know my last name...) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth while eating and stabbed yourself in the cheek with a fork because you were distracted, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm not even going to explain myself for that...) If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile Favortie charater quiz(this I got the idea from animae quiz and changed it a bit) (pick any ten favorite charaters) 1. Jack Sparrow 2. Rorschach 3. Barbossa 4. Cutler Beckett 5. Will Turner 6. Hermione Granger 7. Sherlock Holmes 8. Babydoll 9. James Norrington 10. Danny Ocean 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Hmm, he's probably had too much rum, I don't think he did it on purpose 2 asked you to go out with him? But I thought you had this thing against most people? And were sort of scared of women, because of your mum? 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? OH MY GOD!! Automatically reaches for anything to cover myself 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? I had a sneaking suspicion you two had a thing for each other 5 cooked you dinner? Aww, that is like him to be so sweet. *hugs Will* I love him so much! 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? That would be so cool! Having Sherlock Holmes as a part of the family! He'd probably be like a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great (this could go on for a while...) great, great granddad or something, but it'd be awesome! 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Well she's a girl, so it'd be normal, but I'd make sure she was nice and protected from the hot sun 8 got into the hospital somehow? I'd make sure she was ok, and if she wasn't I'd see to it that the doctors make her better as soon as possible 9 made fun of your friends? He was probably annoyed by my friends' immature behaviour 10 ignored you all the time? Mm, it's probably because he's planning another heist Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably help me. Since I helped him a lot from not getting killed by Barbossa. And I'm a girl, so he'd probably try his best to stay on my good side *wink wink* You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? He'd help me out. He probably carry all the way to my house then come with me when I am taken to the hospital. And would hopefully stay for a few minutes before leaving It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Barbossa might give me some part of his treasure, something nice and gold and shiny and pretty You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? He'd send someone to rescue me, unless for some reason he thinks I'm in the way of his plans...I really really hope not You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? He would talk me out of it. I mean if it's so embarrassing he would be a good friend and not let me do it. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? She would congratulate us and hug me and shake hands with Danny while telling him to take good care of me and warn him not to hurt me. Then she'd wish us happy years of a long marriage. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? I'm usually the dumper but if it happens, Sherlock would probably awkwardly ask me if there's anything he could do to make me feel better, and maybe put a hand on my shoulder or pat my back or something You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Babydoll would help me burn the pictures I have of him except one and use that to attack with a knife or something, anything he's ever given me, anything that'd remind me of him You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? He would be there and probably give me some advice. Since he is so smart and calm and professional. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Look at me weirdly. Unless he knows what I'm laughing about and thinks it's funny too, then he'd be laughing with me Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he is oh so sexy and funny and smart and just plain awesome *stares dreamily at Jack* 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Shocked cause I didn't know he could ever really love anyone. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Barbossa would find some way to get them to get along with him. But my parents would be terribly concerned that I'm dating someone that much older than me, but I'm sure that if I'm happy their happy Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? It means that that sneaking suspicion I had about the two of them was right Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Well, they could, if age difference doesn't matter between them. They do have a few things in common 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'd tell her to quit or she's going to end up hurting someone, if she hasn't already, that would probably make her feel guilty You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I'd kinda blush cause I'm a fangirl of Sherlock, and because I'd realize it's probably because he finds it either strange or awful You had a haircut and 8 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I'd wonder if it was that bad of a haircut, out loud Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Sure, why not? James wouldn't do anything to it because we're friends, and he respects people anyway 1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? I'm not sure Jack would like the music here. That would be a surprise if he did. 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Wouldn't be too surprised, he's already kind of emo in a way and hating the world 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? A minute. Since there's nothing but screaming little kids and child molesters. 3 told 6 she started her period. He would blink and say. "But you're a guy...?" But would try her best to help his obvious health problem 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. I'd find it very weird to slap him with a fish. But I'd think Cutler would lose quite a bit of respect for James if he found out he was going out with an unhygienic and unsocial guy like Sherlock 7 got high. I wouldn't be surprised, what with all of the toxic things he drinks and the fact he uses cocaine 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? That I have used her enemy in it and have my character falling for him in the start 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? James would probably punish him by locking him in a cell, or humiliate him in some way 10 starts working at a bar. Oh cool, free drinks? 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. I would first ask how it's physically possible for a man to become pregnant, let alone become pregnant by another man. And second I thought Rorshach was completely asexual? 1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? Probaly because he didn't want to get tied down with one woman. 2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond? Rorschach in love with Beckett? I'd say he wouldn't be too flattered by a homeless man being in love with him, he'd probably reject him with a rude comment and send him away 3 is a drug addict. what do you do? Tell him it's not right to do drugs and that he needs help. He could end up dead again, and this time he prbably won't be resurrected 4 kiss 8. what's your reaction? Woah...I hope she's been sent to his time somehow, so the age difference doesn't matter 5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there? Probably something nice for Elizabeth. I'm not sure what he'd get specifically but probably something nice and pretty 6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do? I'd slap him and tell Hermione off for kissing him, and I wouldn't talk to her for a looong time 7 is missing. Where do you go to look for her? I'd go to the pub, he's probably gone to have a boxing match or something, if not he's probably out working on a case or he's alone in his room 8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? I have no idea, she seems pretty smart in my opinion 9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say? Uhh...wow, that is so weird. I'd give him a weird look and ask him "Are you ok?" Name Game 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Adrienne 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First three letters of real name plus izzle: Adrizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and animal: Pink Cat 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Blue Coke 5. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother's and father's middle name: Emily Emilio 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one of your pets: Black Juno 7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple People 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accesory: Black Sword 9. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Julie Dunsmore 10. YOUR STARWARS NAME: First three letter of your last name and two first letters of your fist name: Desad 11. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice cream and favorite cookie: Chocolate Chocolate Chip 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Welcome to Burlesque by Cher Waking Up: What's my age again by Blink 182 First Day At School: Heads will roll by Yeah yeh yeahs (hahaha) Falling In Love: Papi by Jennifer Lopez Fight Song: Wait a minute by The Pussycat Dolls Breaking Up: Grenade by Bruno Mars Prom night: Umbrella by Rihanna Life: Going away to college by Blink 182 Mental Breakdown: Wake up call by Maroon 5 Driving: My first single by Eminem Flashback: Sexy silk by Jessie J Getting back together: Alive by Natalie Bassingthwaighte Wedding: Bound to you by Christina Aguilera Birth of Child: Just like a pill by Pink Final Battle: Jack Sparrow by Lonely Island Funeral Song: Uprising by Muse Final Credits: Love the way you lie by Eminem and Rihanna | |||||||
1. Black Widow » reviewsIt's exceptionally rare that a case ever left Sherlock Holmes bewildered, however, when a number of murders take place, it seems the great detective has finally met his match with the infamous Black Widow. Rated for violence/death and sexual referenceSherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 2-12-12 - S. Holmes2. L'amour reviews'Nonetheless, it mattered not to her how his thoughtless words stung, however temporarily. Giselle would still await his arrival, and forced herself to live with the pain of wanting someone so unattainably damaged.' Whorthos oneshot.Three Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-13 - Athos - Complete3. Time of MonthArthur finds himself trapped in a situation he never wanted to be found in. Arthur/Ana friendshipInception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Published: 9-4-12 - Arthur - Complete4. To Be Half of a WholeIn which Ana discovers what it is a certain point man dreams about, and finds something she did not expect. Arthur/OCInception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Published: 8-13-12 - Arthur - Complete5. Teenage DirtbagTo Tom, Brittany Taylor is the most beautiful girl in senior year, and he will do anything to have her. Even if she already has someone special in her life. WARNING: Language, sexual references. Possible rating changeAmerican Pie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Published: 8-13-126. CrushShe cocked an eyebrow, and once again a smirk appeared upon her features, "You know, I've always thought you were sexy...and I've had a big crush on you since I was thirteen." Tugg/OCTropic Thunder - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Published: 7-19-12 - Tugg S. - Complete7. Serena reviewsSerena, the beautiful and the most dangerous woman to walk the streets; in no way can she love another, but for a creature as wild, and dangerous, and as uncontrollable as herself. Jerry/OCFright Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-12 - Jerry - Complete8. Sweet DreamsArthur comforts Ana, and finds himself telling her a bed-time story which may or may not reveal his true thoughts of her. Arthur/OCInception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Published: 6-30-12 - Arthur - Complete9. That Which Matters MostAna recounts on her feelings for Arthur and how she had met her 'Prince Charming'. Arthur/OCInception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Published: 6-30-12 - Arthur - Complete10. Romanian Nights reviewsWatson is given some unwanted attention during his stag party. One shot. One sided Watson/OC. WARNING: Adult themes, languageSherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-12 - J. Watson - Complete11. Curiosity »A series of one shots set during DMC, AWE and OST. Arabella joins Jack's crew to bring her former lover back to life. But what happens when old secrets and old feelings begin to return? Jack/OC, implied Barbossa/OC, some Elizabeth/WillPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,830 - Updated: 4-20-12 - Published: 3-22-12 - Capt. Jack Sparrow12. The Rose » reviewsA story for The Three Musketeers 2011 . Christine is invited to stay with the Duke of Buckingham, and will eventually become the Duchess. But what happens when she meets the musketeers. Buckingham/OC/Aramis. CURRENTLY ON HIATUSThree Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 10-24-11 - Duke of Buckingham & Aramis13. Bittersweet Seduction reviewsHe makes me feel things I've never felt. Say things I've never said. Do things I've never done. And I know that I shouldn't, but with every second I'm pulled further. And I want it more. Based off the movie Black Swan.Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-1214. Sweet Seduction reviewsHe tried hard to keep himself from picturing her in such risque positions, he tried very hard, but as the nights went by he had realised that it was virtually impossible to stop his mind from wandering. Arthur/OC rated for sexual referencesInception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-12 - Arthur - Complete15. Welcome to Burlesque » reviewsThe life and love of a girl working in the Burlesque Lounge all seem perfect, but what happens when a man comes to test what was once unbreakable? Alexis/OC. CURRENTLY ON HIATUSBurlesque - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-15-11 - Published: 8-20-1116. Dancing in the dark reviews"You mean an actual dance, or do you just want me to rub up on you?" she asked, arching her eyebrow with an engaging smirk. "I like the second option." A one shot explaining how Rachel and Peck met, Peck/OC, implied Kirk/OC sexy timeTropic Thunder - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-11 - Complete17. Wish you were hereIt hasn't even been a week after she was taken from him, and already his life had taken a drastic toll. Prequel of 'Till the Sunrise' rated for death and suicidal thoughts Arthur/OCInception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Published: 11-3-11 - Arthur - Complete18. Nobody's Perfect » reviewsMy first Tropic Thunder story, set after Tugg's caught by Flaming Dragon Peck/OC Kirk/OC, rated for language and not too graphic sexTropic Thunder - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-11 - Published: 8-8-11 - Kirk L. - Complete19. Till the sunrise reviewsFor years people have described Arthur as being unimaginative. They have said it to his face, but did they ever stop to ask, even think of how he'd lost the will to create his own world? Arthur/OCInception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-11 - Arthur - Complete20. So beauty loved the beast » reviewsRosalie Stiglitz was never meant to be a part of the war, but what happens when she's taken by the very people she hates most, and her feelings for one of the Basterds begin to change? Rated for language and later chapters. DISCONTINUEDInglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-13-11 - Published: 3-28-11 - H. Landa21. Save me from the dark » reviewsWhat if there was a girl who was just as unlucky as the Baudelaires? As she's forced to live with three different guardians with Klaus, Violet and Sunny after their home is burned down. Klaus/OC. DISCONTINUEDSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-13-11 - Published: 3-8-11 - Klaus B.
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