CosmicKitten89 | FanFiction

Hi! I have been making up stories with my twin sister since we were very young, and now that I am free to use the Internet at last, I have decided to sign up and publish some!

My birthday is October 29, 1989. I was thrown out of college for this year because... well, frankly I wanted to be thrown out. I am too sensitive to put up with their bulls*t, and I need to take a year off to get my mood stabilized. And maybe find a better college -- this community college had only really simple physics classes, and I was still getting bad grades, God knows why -- so if I find a college with harder physics classes I will insist on challenging the harder courses, that way if I get a bad grade at least I'll be learning something :)

If I can pay attention, that is... but hey, that's what pills are for. How ironic, I got thrown out of school and into a psych ward because I DON'T do drugs... >_

I have a sick and unhealthy obsession with Alvin and the Chipmunks (Simon especially!), and my sister has a sick and unhealthy obsession with the Koopalings, whom I also write a lot of stories about. Before we got into the Koopalings we wrote tons of hilarious stories about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Me and my sister have created dozens of stories in comic-strip form, as well as on the PictoChat function on Nintendo DS, but I have been separated from my sister, so I will have to recreate our wacky stories from memory.

Oh and I have also recently gotten a sick and unhealthy obsession with Roderich Edelstein (aka Austria) from Hetalia: Axis Powers. GOD is he dreamy~!

That is my kitten Lindor as my avatar. He is named after Lindt Lindor truffles (I like to name my cats after food :3)

Go to Youtube to watch my Chipmunks Parody Show (my YT name is the same). It's a series of really funny redubbed Chipmunks episodes, including some rare ones that I couldn't find in English.

I'm also on deviantART under the same name; I do some fan art and also drawings of my original characters and other neat stuff :)

Copy and paste into your Fanfiction.net profile if you're in love with one of the Chipmunks or Chipettes and have a pet name for him or her, and add your name, your favorite Munk, and your pet name for him or her like so: CosmicKitten89xSimon"my Snuggly"Knight of Renaissance LightxJeanette"my Guardian Angel"

Copy and paste into your profile if you or someone you know has been a victim of "the system" (CPS, foster care, and the like):(

Copy and paste if you like MATH!(maths if u r british)

Copy and paste if you like CATS!(los gatos en espanol)>^..^

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Copy and paste if you like to make your own things to copy and paste rather than copy and paste other people's things.

Copy and paste if you finally decided to copy and paste somebody else's things anyway.

If you have made more or closer friends online than you have offline, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you actually know who Matthew Williams is.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you actually know who Eggs Benedictis is (if you happen to be her -- nah, you can't be, she wouldn't be caught dead here, she'd actually have to be CREATIVE to go on here =p)

Copy and paste this in your profile if you want Roderich Edelstein's vital regions~

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think anime guys are hotter than real guys :3

If you have ever had one or more dreams featuring characters from video games, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just love being mean, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a furry crush, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often want to see the bad guy win, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you actively seek things on the Internet that will ruin your childhood, copy and paste this in your profile. (ruin my childhood, yeah, my foster parent already beat me to that =p)

Copy and paste this in your profile if you grew up in the 90's.

If you are 20% cooler than most people, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are (at least) 20% smarter than most people, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a fan of both old and new Nintendo games, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want to hug every cat, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't need a B.A. to be BAD ASS at writing, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Copy and paste if you know what scibrats are and are against them. (no offense if you happen to be one)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the Koopalings are awesome, copy and paste this.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you hate people who are racist, PLEASE copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get easily distracted... huh oh yea, than paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

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1. Born to be King » reviews
Young genius Ludwig von Koopa has a brilliant childhood with his loving mother and crazy great-uncle in real world Vienna. However, when he is introduced to his father in Dark Land, he must come to terms with his heritage and learn many lessons that cannot be taught at university. Story cover courtesy of EdieMammon/Treacle Parcheesi
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,872 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 7-15-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Bowser

2. Classical Idol reviews
Ludwig von Koopa enters a business partnership with his brother Larry to help him break into the popular music industry. Having his money-grubby brother for a manager, however, turns out to be more than the brilliant classical artist had bargained for.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-13 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Larry Koopa

3. Return of the Googly Specs » reviews
As Ludwig and Iggy compete for the top prize at Frankenstein University, tensions arise, jealousies result in devastating consequences, and a terrifying mystery unfolds. Sort of a sequel to "The TellTale Googly Specs", Ludwig's POV.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,092 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 9-24-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Iggy Koopa

4. Happy Time for Hetalia! » reviews
Each chapter is crack about the masturbatory adventures of ONE of the characters. Characters done by request, first come, first serve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 12-4-11

5. Prussia's AWESOME Midnite House Party at Austria's » reviews
HEY EVERYONE! It's the awesome me, and I'm throwing an AWESOME Prussian sparkle party at Specs's place tonight, so send me all of your dares, the raunchier the better! Kesesese!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-9-12 - Published: 3-3-12 - Prussia

6. Alpine Bloom » reviews
Liechtenstein visited Austria with the intention of making peace between her brother and Roderich. But now, she cannot wait to get into the Austrian's fancy pants. LiechtensteinXAustria; Liech is first for a reason. Liech's POV. Smutty later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-6-12 - Published: 11-23-11 - Liechtenstein & Austria

7. He Forgot What Today Is
After Roderich forgets her on Valentine's Day, Elizaveta seeks her vengeance - and since it involves Prussia, it's GOING to be filthy. My first yaoi fic, NON-CON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Published: 2-16-12 - Hungary & Austria

8. Hetalia: Math and Science Edition » reviews
Wouldn't it be cool if the Hetalia characters could help us with our math and science homework as well? Just submit your requests and the material for your problem subject will be stuck in your mind with a funny story you'll never forget!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-30-12 - Published: 12-13-11

9. A Romantic Night with Austria reviews
A fluffy yet richly detailed AusHun fic about how Austria won Hungary's heart on that perfect first date. Hungary's POV. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-11 - Austria & Hungary

10. Austria Annexes Dark Land » reviews
When Ludwig von Koopa visits his mother in Austria, she decides that, after spending so much time with Bowser, that he needs to be straightened out - and who better to do that than Roderich Edelstein!
Crossover - Mario & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 11-5-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Austria

11. Ask Simon » reviews
Simon is here to answer your questions. Post questions in the review section about Simon, science, math, stuff he does in the cartoon, his brothers, his relationship with Jeanette...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,810 - Reviews: 396 - Updated: 9-10-11 - Published: 3-23-11 - Simon S.

12. My Koopalings reviews
Bios for the Koopalings plus Bowser Jr., at least for the way they are characterized in my stories.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-11 - Koopalings - Complete

13. Happy Time for the Koopalings » reviews
My first M-rated Koopaling fanfic. Each chapter is a one-shot featuring a dirty private moment for one of the Koopalings. Cover art courtesy of Treacle Parcheesi.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 7-20-11 - Koopalings - Complete

14. Institutionalized Koopalings » reviews
Mr. Jugem calls CPS, Bowser loses custody of the Koopalings, and they are sent to Happy Homes Children's Center. Serious stuff, but plenty of laughs!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Koopalings - Complete

15. Alvin and Brittany's Midnight Party House » reviews
Alvin's mature spinoff of Simon's Q & A show. Submit your dirty questions, dares and song requests in the review section.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 4-10-11 - Alvin S. & Brittany M.

16. The TellTale Googly Specs » reviews
NOT a parody of "The Tell-Tale Heart", although similar themes are addressed. Ludwig's POV.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-19-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & E. Gadd - Complete

17. The Koopa Kids » reviews
Just before going on vacation with BJ to Isle Delfino, Bowser takes in a trio of Koopa Kids as foster children, and expects Roy, Larry, and Morton to take responsibility for them.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-12-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Koopalings - Complete

18. A Chipette Reunion » reviews
The Chipettes visit Australia for their first international concert and get more than they bargained for when they discover their origins.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-11-11 - Published: 7-5-11

19. The Horrors of Haircut Day » reviews
Bowser decides that he's had enough of Kooky's tangled mop top. Please read, very funny! My sister's been begging me to publish this...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 5-16-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Koopalings

20. Princess Lavender's Diary: The Early Years » reviews
Princess Daisy's precocious little cousin describes her first day of kindergarten and her enormous crush on an even more precocious Koopaling.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 5-1-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa

21. The JimmyMunks Power Hour » reviews
Simon and Jimmy's simultaneous development of transdimensional teleporters results in a clash of their worlds. Simon shows his egotistical, competitive side. Also, crossover love!
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-28-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Simon S. & Jimmy N.

22. Kooky Von Koopa's Mad Science Show » reviews
Hey there! It's Kooky Von Koopa, and I can answer all of your mad science questions because I'm a mad GENIUS! WOO-HOO-HOO-WOO-OO-OOH! Isn't science fun? Especially when it's MAD SCIENCE! Oh, and Igor-I mean, Iggy Koopa's here to help.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 5-12-11 - Ludwig Von Koopa & Iggy Koopa

23. Larry's Special Evening » reviews
Larry has a very special evening planned for a special someone. Two one-shots, each depicting the story from a different point of view. My sister came up with this.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-11 - Larry Koopa & Iggy Koopa - Complete

24. FusionX reviews
What happens when eleven-year-old Simon decides that he is mature enough for M-rated video games? A one-shot adapted from a story I came up with a few years ago.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-11 - Simon S. - Complete

25. If Mario Comes in Our Room and The Mario Mash reviews
Two song parodies in one! Iggy and Lemmy are scared of being attacked by Mario, so their sibs sing their take on "If a Monster Comes in our Room" from AaTC Meet Frankenstein. At the end, Ludwig's Mario-mashing rendition of "The Monster Mash".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-11 - Koopalings & Mario - Complete

26. Simonette This is My Idea reviews
If you haven't watched "The Swan Princess", I suggest going to Youtube and watching Part 1 before reading this. A cute one-shot parody of the song "This is My Idea" with Simon and Jeanette playing the parts of Prince Derek and Princess Odette.
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Swan Princess - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete

27. Fart » reviews
Iggy and Lemmy have a new friend loafing around the castle who strongly resembles King Wart of SubCon. What trouble will they get themselves into?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-31-11 - Published: 3-8-11 - Iggy Koopa & Lemmy Koopa - Complete

28. Chessboxing » reviews
Alvin can't play chess, and Simon can't box, so they must combine their talents to succeed at the sport of chessboxing. Problem is, tag-teaming is not allowed.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-28-11 - Published: 3-17-11 - Simon S. & Alvin S. - Complete

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