11/28/11: Well, it appears I haven't updated my profile in forever. So I guess I will. Haha. And I'll post some story info because I'm sure you're all wondering 'WTF happened to her?!' Uhm...my friend Caroline has my notebook with the What You Want series books one and two in it, I'm kind of blocked on the third, and working on a newbie. I'll also post info for my others which I'm sure some of you are wondering what the hell happened to them. Haha. Eventually I'll get around to posting stories I absolutely love that I reccoment but here's mine for now(: Even though I'm on temporary leave, please review!! haha.

02/24/12: Oh heeeeyyyy, I am alive! :D Caroline still has my notebook with What You Want in it, so don't expect that to be updated anytime soon -'' I'm hoping to get back to I Am a Superstar but I'm also working on the video part of my collab with AuraGuardianKamon18, and that should be out sometime early next week. Find it on youtube along with my other videos - XKatKarmaX Caroline also gave me a brilliant idea for a new fanfic also starring all of us in...the Harry Potter series! :D I started writing it last night and it's called Hogwarts Hell. I'm also planning on a Death Note one, curtousy of Shawn, and a Naruto one, curtousy of Jocelyn. I also expect a sequel to IAAS set in the Waking the Dragons season of YuGiOh, and another in Dawn of the Duel. Wow, I better get working than!

Oh! You can also find me on deviantArt: KurakiChan

07/24/12: Kuraki-chan lives once again! Today I will be updating like when I first started! :D I'm also starting a vlog. I'll leave links below. My readers - you guys - keep me going! Thank you for being there even in my absenses! I love all of you!!

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/XKatKarmaX?feature=watch
DeviantArt: http://kurakichan.deviantart.com/
Mibba: http://www.mibba.com/Member/118644/
HarryPotterFanFiction.com: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/
Vlog #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIv59oRgdck&feature=plcp
Servant of Evil Promo for AGKamon18: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoEFxfa_Pw&feature=plcp

In the meantime, I'm going to keep updating. Enjoy my update spam, guys!

12/02/12: So yeah, I suck at updating. Haha. Keep up with my vlogs on youtube and you'll know just how bad. I also started a new mini-series called 'Fun in Kuraki-chan's Mind' where you can see just exactly why I'm called an insane authoress c: I started a new fanfiction based around The Vampire Diaries since that came back and I'm totally hooked. I'm hoping to make another cross over with my friends to show you guys just how much has changed and throw us all into some kind of warped world to screw with us more, but I keep getting a total creativity block. It comes and goes. Thank you so much to those that keep sticking with me though!

01/10/13: Now I've got Scaretale up and running, aaannnnddd I'm so pathetic that I started a page for myself so you guys can keep up with what's going on because I'm always on facebook :D haha. So yeah, like me on facebook!
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/KurakiChan1331

Get to Know the Alters! :D

So yeah, I have a minor case of schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder, and I frequently write about this, so I wanted you guys to get to know the freakshows inside my head! :D

Kai Summers

Age: 18ish

Birthday: October 17th

Appearance: About 5' 5", average figure, curvy, pale, wavers between long black hair and a short black bob, emerald eyes, almost always wear black and green.

Attitude: Smartass, wise, perverted, and egotistical, but also caring, protective, and smart.

Description: I first met Kai after my aunt passed away three days after my 11th birthday. Something in my mind just..split, and she was there. It was like she was there all along, but I really saw her then. She's always been like my guardian, watching over me, protecting me, teaching me. Upon reading YuGiOh fanfictions, she took it up to call me "hikari". She is my primary alter and has always been there through thick and thin.

Quotes: "I do not have a temper." "Hikari, I think I know you better than you do - I live inside your head." "Get laid, then maybe you won't be so shy and dorky." "You know you're actually cute when you sleep, hikari? Less..psychotic." "You're deranged, that's all there is to it."

Akina Black (non existent anymore; killed for being a friggen' psycho)

Age: 17ish

Birthday: December 27th

Appearance: About 5' 3" or 4", skinny, average curves, porcelain pale, long white hair with one black streak on the side, bright but emotionless cobalt eyes, always wear black and/or white.

Attitude: Quiet, knowing, wise, dark, child-like at times.

Description: Akina recently came into the picture about a few days ago. At first she only stared (which was really creepy to wake up to), and never spoke a word. But last night she started to open up and talk. She sounds foreign, and older. Almost like she could start speaking in tongues. She's a chunk of my darkness and inner child, so says Kai. She watches you to interpret you, and read your aura. She seems rather scary, but she's actually quite nice to talk to. She's also who I based my character Akina Black off of in my TVD fanfic Roses Are Red, And So Is Your Blood.

Quotes: "I have no reason to 'muck' anything of yours, Kai." "I seek to harm no one. Merely have an existence, and find myself." "I am partial darkness, I am already a problem. I merely keep to myself and watch others. It occupies me."

Nikki Nightmare

Age: 19ish

Birthday: March 6th

Appearance: About 5' 6", athletic figure, slightly tan but still pale, Brooklyn accent, purple tinted black hair that's usually wavy and up in a high and messy ponytail, amethyst eyes, always wears black and purple.

Attitude: Energetic, ready to fight, sarcastic, fun.

Description: Nikki's been around for a few years now, just a bit after Kai's arrival I believe. I have no idea where the Brooklyn style accent comes from, but she rather reminds me of YuGiOh Abridged Joey sometimes. Haha. She's always wearing her leather, fingerless gloves, and hopping around, ready for a fight. She makes me laugh. Once there's real trouble though, she's serious and ready to kick any ass. And she will not hesitate in ripping the threat to shreds.

Quotes: "D'ya honestly think ya can take me? !" "Bring it on Miss Sassay, I'm always ready fer a fight!" "Yah don't touch my girl heah. I will hurt ya."

Vera

Age: 19 or 20ish

Birthday: September 15th

Appearance: About 5' 5", average figure, pale, long black hair, dark black eyes, always wears strictly black, Italian accent.

Attitude: Dark, mysterious, scary, hot-headed, often yells in Italian.

Description: Vera came around the time Nikki did, I believe. She sleeps the day away, and is up all night. She often keeps to herself, unless there's trouble. That's when you'll see her not being scary for no reason. I certainly don't know where the Italian is from, considering when she yells in Italian, I have no idea what she's saying. Just that it's probably really mean. Haha.

Quotes: "Just leave me be. I will not bother you if you do not bother me." "You might be an annoying child sometimes, but I still still watch over you."

Arina

Age: 16 or 17ish

Birthday: Unknown, thought to be in the spring

Appearance: About 5' 5", slightly tan, curly light brown hair, bright blue eyes, smiles a lot, often wears blue jeans and a white shirt.

Attitude: Protective, wise, motherly, caring, sweet.

Description: Arina (whom I refer to as Rina) came about a couple months ago. It's strange, complicated, and a story for another day. Haha. But she's very kind hearted and gentle, and motherly. She's always watching out for all of us and taking care of us. She's like the mother bird in this demented bird's nest.

Quotes: "You are not a bad person, my child. Bad things have happened to you, yes, but you are not a bad person at all." "We all make mistakes, you merely must learn from them, pick yourself up, and move on." "I can see it in your eyes, my child; love. You love him like no other."

Author's Philosophy

I tend to have a lot of twists and turns with my plot(s) in a story. Check out my Mibba stories and you'll see that first hand. You'll almost never be able to tell where I'm going next, so don't try to be a smart-ass and guess. Nine out of ten times you will be wrong. I'm big on sequals, so expect them often. I'm not very good at one-shots because of my love for plots and dragging chiznet on. Haha. Sometimes my characters seem OOC so expect that and don't complain. I'm also big on OC pairings, tragedy, romance, and comedy. I will always throw in my sick sense of humor(: I also love fights, drama, and sticking my readers on the edge of their seats, then cutting the chapter/story to an end. So expect that as well. And from there, enjoy! :D

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

-You talk to yourself a lot. [x]
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') [x]
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') [x]
-After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' [x]
-You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) [x]
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. [x]
-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. [x]
-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. [x]
-You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. ]
-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. [x]
-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. ]
-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. [x]
-People think you have A.D.D. [x]
-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. ]
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. [x]
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason [x]
-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. [x]
-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. ]

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

YuGiOh fans ; would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG!

YuGiOh fans ; Say oh my RA !

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

YuGiOh fans ; Say shut up or i'll steal seto's checkbook and blame it on you.

Normal people ; Think bad guys are very ugly

YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and absolutely love bakura and marik.

Normal people ;when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

YuGiOh fans ; when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.

YuGiOh fans ; know that their might be a duel between yami yugi and yami bakura , and that some of them might be shirtless.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

YuGiOh fans ; would go directly to Domino city.

Normal people ; Would be scared when they see people in purple caots chasing them.

YuGiOh fans ; Just know that marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Nomal people ; Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's

YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it is marik or Valon the badass australian .

Normal people ; Think YugiOh is just a stupid childern's card game

YugiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it even was in the egyptian past.

Normal people ; Think little people are stupid.

Yugioh fans : Think that mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.

Normal people ; Would never go to an orphanage

Yugioh fans ; Know better and go a lot to orphanage to check out if there is someone like seto.

Normal people; Think Egypt is stupid

Yugioh fans ; Would go immediately to Egypt , because maybe marik is there!

normal people ; Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

Yugioh fans ; Would just kidnap mokuba and force seto to shop with them.

If you like this put this on your profile.

If you think Bakura need's more screen time paste this on your profile

...B... Put this
...A... On your
...K... Page
...U... If you're
...R... A fan of
...A... Bakura!
...!!... It shows you care! :)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Blast Hannah Montana with the Windows Down to Embarrass the Friends You're Driving With.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall while Singing 'I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!'

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Tell your Teachers You Couldn't Finish Your Homework because your Internet was down. Tell Them Through Email.

16. When arguing with someone, randomly start yelling at them in another language, fake or real.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Ways to creep out your roommate:

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''

xoxo,

Kuraki-chan