I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My favorite books are:
The Harry Potter Series
The Guardian by Nicholas Sparks
Any books by Tamora Pierce
Inheritance Cycle
Twilight Saga

My favorite/tolerated Harry Potter pairings are:
Ron/Hermione
Ron/Lavender(a weird coupling. and I'm weird so it works)
Harry/Draco(okay, so maybe some aren't so bad)
Harry/Snape

Pairings I don't like:
Hermione/Snape(see below reason)
Harry/Ron(do I really need to explain?)
Harry/Hermoine

You know I write the dumbest things on this biography thing. Eh? What can I do? To many blows to the head really messes with a persons brain.

What was I talking about again? Eh well. (shrugs and walks away whistling the Jeopardy theme song.)

Now for the basics! About me!

Name: How is that any of your business?
Age: Somewhere between 10 & 94
Sex: Female
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: Now now, it's not polite to ask a lady her weight

RANDOMNESS!

Me: I can't believe this!
Evil Twin: What the hell are you whining about now?
Me: They raised the price of a Double-Quarter Pounder Value Meal at McDonald's!
E.T.: And I care how?
Me: Well...I was kind of hoping you would 'convince' them to put the price back...
E.T.: (maniacal grin): Any specifications of how?
Me: Have at it.
E.T.: -runs off cackling evilly-

Witnesses: -holds fingers in cross shape and back away slowly-

Quotes:

"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
A Dream within a Dream by Edgar Allan Poe

"Screw all the rules
Screw all the lies
We don't have the freedom
Except the freedom to die"
By my friend Ruby Jean

"Do not question my insanity, it is real."
By Me

"I'm not certifiably insane. I have no certificate to prove it."
By Me

"Meet my friend, she exists only in my imagination, but she's real."
By Me

"STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed!"
Random Quote found on internet

"If sane is considered 'normal', and insane is considered 'unnormal'...What the hell is it considered when you're somewhere inbetween!"
By Me

"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it."

"If it wasn't for those over the counter pills, I would have no life at all!"

It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants.

"You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!"

"What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!"

"are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?"

"I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?"

"Right, then, I’ve got places to go, rivals to slaughter," said Bakura casually, getting to his feet, sword swinging up over his shoulder. "Think I’ll start with his fingers."

"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."

"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."

"I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!"

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."
Adam Savage - Mythbusters (absolutely looooove this show!)

"80 pounds of gun powder, 22 idiots, and 1 crash test dummy: Priceless."
Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"I wouldn't call Jamie an evil genious."
Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"I enjoy seeing Adam get hurt."
Jamie Heineman - Mythbusters

Miroku: Yeah, let's run. Inuyasha: What? No way! You can't just eat and run! Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion. Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested.

"Do not watch this program! It will liquefy your brain! An escaped criminal has tampered with this transmission, and it is imperative that you turn off your television right now! I'm serious, STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW!" - Robin

"The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman."

"Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide."

"Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy."

"Yep, love definitely makes you stupid, forcing your brain out your ear in manageable chunks of gray matter."

"Did I mention that I’m not the brightest bulb on the string of lights? Hell, I am that one light bulb that fails to light and makes the rest of the string go out. Still, that does not mean I can’t do something about my love."

He was just one of those people that didn’t care what others thought. It was "either you like me or not and if you don’t, to the heck with you."

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."

"Man with one chopstick goes hungry."

"You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you cannot make him think."

"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise."

"It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow."

"There are no shortcuts to a place worth going."

"A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato--the best part of him is underground."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain"

"It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness."

"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up."

"Storks will rule the world!"

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper."

“Revenge is a dish best serve cold.”

"In the long run luck is given only to the efficient."

"The concentration of troops can be done fast and easy, on paper."

"Only on the surface has the strategic missile race reflected competition between the United States and the Soviet Union; the real struggle; is between the US Air Force and its archrival the US Navy."

"Strategy is the art of making use of time and space. I am less concerned about the latter than the former. Space we can recover lost time never."

"Well boys... This is it. Nuclear combat toe to toe with the rookies...”

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

"On the Tobruk front a large force of Italians attacked one enemy cyclist, causing him to dismount. After heavy and prolonged fighting they were able to puncture his tires. The front wheel was destroyed, while destruction of the rear wheel must also be considered probable. The handle bars are in our hands, but possession of the frame is still contested." - German satire of an Italian war communique, reportedly captured by British troops in Libya

"Freedom isn't Free"

"When an armed force authorized by the government goes on a college campus and fires 100 rounds of live ammunition, there are exactly two acceptable results:

(1) there should be 100 bullet holes in rioting students, or
(2) there should be 100 bullet holes in trees.

Any other result suggests the soldiers simply couldn't be bothered to notice where their guns were pointing when they pulled the triggers."

"Invincibility depends on one's self; The enemy's vulnerability on him."

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant."

"In war, things get blown up really fast"

"Nothing beats a shotgun at close range-short of a flamethrower, that is."

"The General answers his own phone. Must be a Unitarian."

"Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare. "

"The political object is the goal, war is the means of reaching it, and the means can never be considered in isolation from their purposes."

"There was only one catch, and that was Catch-22, which specifies that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he would have to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."

Marine:
My
Ass
Rides
In
Naval
Equipment

"Always use a pile driver to crack a nut. The pile driver doesn't take much damage, and the nut stays cracked."

"And on the eighth day, the Army Corps of Engineers changed everything."

"The Navy shells the beach;
The Marines take the beach;
The Army secures the beach and builds barracks;

The Air Force lives in the barracks."

"Conquering Russia is a steppe by steppe process."

"...an imperfect plan implemented immediately and violently will always succeed better than a perfect plan."

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

“I feel like stealing a pillow… Is offered a pillow; stares Oooh… pretty!”

“THEY’RE MATING!”

“Mustard and relish and cheese, oh my!”

“Back off, she’s my woman.” “…Will…he’s only a 2-year old” “…So?”

“Put some pants on!”

“Ohooooo!” “…What the hell?” Hysterical laughter

“Ow, a paper cut… God’s trying to tell me something… if I believed in him.”

"Heehee That's kinky." "You think your own bondage is kinky!" "Well when you said it like that it just struck me..."

Adam: "What's the past tense of 'fish?"

Mr. Johnson: Sarcastic Why, Adam, the past tense is 'foosh,' and the furture tense is 'fash," of course.

Adam: Wide eyed Really?

English class and Mr. Johnson: "NO!"

Adam: Raises hand" Mr. Thesegna, I have a question."

Mr. Thesenga: "Is it stupid?"

Adam: "Uh... I dunno."

Mr. Thesenga: ...Alright, what is it?"

Adam: Whispers How do fish have sex?"

Class: "ADAM!

Mr. Thesenga: ...Riiiight. Moving on--"

Gir: Gir reporting for duty, sir!
Zim: What's the 'G' stand for?
Gir: I don't know.
Zim: Is it always this stupid?
Purple: It's not stupid, it's advanced!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

The Following is from the profile bio of Plot Bunny Whisperer:

A Little Factual Information:

I've heard/read/come across a shitload of complaints about how slash/yaoi/etc. is taking over the Harry Potter Fandom.

Let's do a little math, shall we?

At the exact point in time that I'm writing this (October 9, 2008, 3:36am PST), there are exactly 374,937 stories posted in the Harry Potter category. Now, if you go to search category: Harry Potter, and type in the following search terms, these are the numbers you come up with:

Slash: 27,968
Yaoi: 1,382
Yuri: 157
Femslash: 712
Shonen Ai: 84

That comes to a grand total of 30,303. Add a few hundred for those with no warnings and subtract those with two or more of the above terms or that are stating "no slash", and we can say there are maybe 31,000 to 31,500 homosexually centered Harry Potter fanfics on this website (at least in that category, if you don't count crossovers).

Now, my math may not be the worlds greatest, but I'm pretty sure that 374,937 minus 31,000 is 343,937.

Please. Someone tell me how the hell...

Het/Gen: approx 344,000
Slash: approx 31,000

...means that homosexally inclined fanfiction is taking over the fandom. Please. Tell me.

Because that makes no sense whatsoever.

Never mind just the Harry Potter category. Lets make it the entire website.

Because I'm not willing to sit here for hours and tally up the fanfic population of the entire website (though if anyone is that bored to do it for me, much love to you) I'm going to say, just by glancing through the eight main categories, that there are at least 4.5 million stories on FFN. Let's redo that search, shall we?

Slash: 62,944
Yaoi: 48,554
Yuri: 4,358
Femslash: 3,377
Shounen Ai: 5,255

Total: 124,488. Again, adding those who don't put warnings and subtracting those who put the terms in simply to say that their story doesn't have it or use more than one, I would say the outcome looks something like this:

Het/Gen: 4, 374,000
Slash: 126,000

For the entire website. Anti-Slashers, please. I beg of you. If you are going to accuse us of anything, please don't let it be that we're taking over your precious fansite. All it shows is that your math is worse than mine and that you have nothing better to do than complain about something you don't even have to read. I mean, honestly. If you're dumb enough to click the button after you've been warned, that isn't our fault.

So please, on behalf of all annoyed slash writers, stop accusing us of taking over your favorite website. If anything, you're taking over ours.

If you agree with the above statement, please repost this. If you don't agree, kindly...BUG OFF!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY! Wholy fudge! Okay, so if anyone keeps up with the Naruto chapters online, they are just as amazed as I am right now. Those authors that had Minato living in Naruto's head, were partially right! He's appeared as a fail-safe to keep Naruto from pulling the seal off of Kyuubi's cage! And! And! And!! He's revealed to Naruto that he's his father! Finally, after 439 chapters, Naruto learns the truth! And, we get to see Mina-kun! He's so hot!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!