| DinoholderX |
Author has written 10 stories for Jurassic Park, Order of the Stick, Call of Duty, Halo, Dungeons and Dragons, StarCraft, Minecraft, Warhammer, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Soul Calibur. I think I'll just list some of my basic attributes here, nothing big. Gender: Male Age: 13 (Shocker, Right?) Likes: Warhammer 40K, Order of the Stick, Starcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Jurassic Park, Halo, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Borderlands. Dislikes: Trolls, Cheaters (When I'm not cheating myself and trying to play fair, i said it: i use cheatcodes on singleplayer games.), Greifers, and all around Jackasses. I won't write any of the following things: Yaoi Lemons Higher then M rating Fics Fics that rip the established Lore and Canon to shreds (Parodys are exempt: Example: Warhammer 40,000: Chatroom) LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1. Impact (Oc of mine, Brawl's split-spark brother, also a Decepticon Defector.) 2. Brawl 3. Optimus Prime 4. Arcee 5. Megatron 6. Starscream 7. Blitzwing 8. Grimlock 9. Snarl 10. Swoop Then ask the following questions what would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: PRIME! FOR THE LOVE OF THE THIRTEEN KNOCK!! Optimus: Sorry. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Me: Uhh... Arcee, why the Scrap do you want to marry Grimlock? Grimlock: Me taller then Truck-Bot! that why she like me. Me: Primus' Sake you two... Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: *Puts Detpack on Starscream's face* Starscream: *Wakes up* WHAT THE SLAG!?! Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: Huh, guess that's the reason i have Bi-Polar moments. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Impact: I told you i was tougher Grimlock: SHUT IT TANK-BOT!! Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: (Loads Neutron Assault Rife) Snarl: Uh oh. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Eh, he's the silent slightly broody type, I'm used to it. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Impact: Send those Mutha-fuckas under my treads!! Me: :) It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Me: No idea. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Me: help, she's an autobot after all. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do Megatron: Sit back and watch! Me: Jerkass... You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Me: No, i refuse to answer this one. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: insane mode just makes me laugh so that would work, Angry would beat up the person who left me, Smart would help me get her back. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Me: Let me ride on his back in Alt mode and trample my opponents Snarl: Yep. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Swoop: Slap him on the back of the head, that shuts Impact up. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Me: uhh, i built him? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Me; Have you been hittin' the Oil again? Brawl: Yep! *Hiccups* You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Me: Christ's sake why do all the romance options happen with the guys!?! Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Starscream and Megatron: NO!!!! Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me: Hey Megatron, Starscream is distracting the troops and making them lose. Megatron: *Charges Cannon* Starscream: Oh Slag... You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: Heh, Jealous... Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: Don't worry, dude, Femmes like big guys, and your the biggest bot ive seen Grimlock: Grimlock feel better, thanks. Me: No Problem. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Ugh, i need more femme friends... You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: Impact... What the slag? Impact: Get off me dino-freak! *Punches Swoop* You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Me: Way to go Prime! *Smirks in pride* Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Impact: No. Would 2 trust 5? Brawl: With my very spark! All hail lord Megatron!! Megatron: Good man, Brawl. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Swoop: Don't do that, it's annoying... If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Me: uhh, i have no idea, and they hate each other, so there's that... 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Me: Hmm, no idea. Blitzwing has three brains all with different personalities so i can't figure it out, Swoop is... i don't know much about him. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Grimlock: Me just gonna take a little off the top! *Pulls out Fire Sword* Megatron: Get away from me you insane Dinobot! *Runs away* Grimlock: Get back here! 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Starscream: Why does this look like Slipstream? 1 accidentally kicked 10? Swoop: *Sent flying by Impact's kick* Impact: Whoops... 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Impact: I don't have a romantic interest, Some Hopeless suitors yes, but no romantic interest. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Starscream: Hey! Me: No cowardly traitor backstabbers, Actuator-Face (that's Ass-face in transformers talk) 7 won the lottery? Me: Just a note here Bold will be Blit's angry personality Italics will be his Smart And BoldItalics will be insane Blitzwing: Haha! Cash for weapons! No, for researching utility upgrades for our forms. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Upgrades. Guns! Candy! 8 had quite a big secret? Me: How Can that dumb loudmouth keep a secret? Grimlock: ME SMASH YOU! Me: Oh slag! *Runs away* 9 became a singer? Me: My poor ears! 10 got a daughter? Me: Huh, i guess that silent loner thing drew in some Femmes. Swoop: Yes, it did. What would 1 think of 2? Impact: Like a double of myself, except loyal to that Slagface Megatron. Brawl: Same, except replace "loyal to that Slagface Megatron." with "he is a traitor to the decepticon cause." How would 3 greet 4? Me: To mushy to put down, Bletch! What would 4 envy about 5? Arcee: I'd say.. His size and Strength. Megatron: Not my leadership skills? Impact: You mean your creed of "Do what i say or I shoot you"? Nah, i don't think she does. What dream would 5 have about 6? Megatron: Beating him into a scrap pile. Me: You can do that now. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Me: there both 'Cons, they both have jet modes, and there both utterly incompetent. Starscream: WHAT!?!?!?! What would make 7 angry at 8? Me:... Pretty much anything... Where would 8 meet 9? Me: Dinobot Island, simple What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Me: Nothing, the dinobots are like brothers What would make 10 scared of 1? Swoop: the fact that he can drop kick me. Impact: Heh heh... Is 3 Gay? Me: No, The whole "Arcee thing" is a good clue that he's not... List of reaccuring OCs (with little snippets of there personality in there!): Jerry Carver (Lovable everylad who won't back down from doing what's right) Blake Carver (Unstable and a little mixed up in the head) Jacob Leman (Caring and protective guardian) David Leman (Easygoing innocent child with a hidden fury) Zyx (Cocky and secretive with a heart of gold) Dralgos (Bloodthirsty and cunning killer) Project TORMENTOR/Tormentor (Unfeeling sadistic non-human) | |||||
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