Favorite Sayings

Last words before death: Hey guys, hold my beer and witch this!

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out, and I'm one of them.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be miss quoted and held against you.

Men are like bank accounts. Without money they don't have allot of interest.

Love isn't hard, it's sarcastic

People say that you can't live without love, but I think that oxygen is more important.

A man haves no chance against a girl, especially if she's a blond.

I always show up late for class, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Your village called and there missing their idiot. You should call them back to let them know that your okay.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same.

I use to be a life guard but some kid dying on the beach got me fired.

Friendship is like peeing on your self. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth that it brings.