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since: 03-17-11, id: 2795477, Profile Updated: 10-03-12
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

I love Bleach, incest (More importantly Twincest

I have read tons of anime/manga/books/comics/games and fan fictions! If you want to hear a story, PM me and I'll try my best!

YGO TAS Is the shit. XD


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone - Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, xGhostx, NoMoreLeftForUsAll AliceWayland24, NightShadow17, Hanyou-Kyo, Ratt9, Uqluiorra12345


You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with:Everyone else


I think I only like one like straight couple and that is Haku and Chihiro from Spirited Away!

Here are my fav couples!

Grimmjow/Ulquiorra - Bleach

Light/L - Death Note

L/Masada - DN

Axel/Roxas - Kingdom Hearts

Peeta/Gale - The Hunger Games

Ichigo/Dark Ichigo - Bleach

Ulquiorra/Tesla - Bleach (Weird I know but if you check out my fav stories and read 'Light and Dark' you'll see why I love these two!)

Mello/Matt - DN

Toshiro/any guy xD - Bleach

Renji/Ichigo - Bleach

Seto/Crow - Fragile Dreams:FROTM

Jamie/Scott - Power of Five

Fang/Iggy - Maximum Ride

Yuki/Kyou - Fruits Basket

Percy/Nico - Percy Jackson series

Daisuka/Haitari - D N Angel

LAVI/ALLEN - D Gray Man

LAVI/KANDA - DGM

LAVI/KANDA/ALLEN - DGM

ALLEN/KANDA - DGM

Dasia/Allen - DGM

Devito/Allen - DGM

Husky/Kouro - Anima

Dan/Shun - Bakugan Battle Brawlers

Leluoch/Suzaku - Code Geass

Izaya/Shizuo - Durarara

Izaya/Masaomi - DRRR

Masaomi/Mikado - DRRR

Gen/Yoshimori - Kekkaishi

Loveless/Soubi - Loveless

Naruto/Saskue - Naruto

Sai/Naruto - Naruto

Neiji/Lee - Naruto

Hikaru/Kaoru - Ouran High School Host Club

Soul/Death the Kid - Soul Eater

Kyo/Kyoshiro - Samurai Deeper Kyo

Sei/Kai - Uta-Kata

Kaname/Zero - Vampire Knight

Hige/Kiba - Wolf's Rain

Hiei/Kurama - Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke/Kurabara - YYH

Seto/Joey - Yu-Gi-Oh

Yugi/Yami - YGO

Bakura/Ryou - YGO

Bakura/Mevin - YGO

Marik/Ryou - YGO

Ryou/Melven - YGO

Bakura/Marik - YGO XD

Jaden/Chazz - Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Jaden/Jessie - YGOGX

Crow/Yusei - Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

Crow/Jack - YGOD

Jack/Yusei - YGOD

Ash/Gary - Pokemon

All of the chicks can go fuck themselves. xD


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (1/7)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(I am bi though!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Slow metabolism ._.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (DX WHO!?!?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (No, I am a tree. *eyeroll*)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast(I don't cuss RL)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.(Just the first and only when my family drinks.)

I’m a PANSEXUAL, so I MUST want to get in bed with EVERYONE.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Axel got me to memorize it. xD)


Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt at it. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt at anything, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: ObsessionVixen, Nix-the-Neko, Ratt9, Uqluiorra12345

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think those stupid kids from the cereal/yogurt commercials should just let Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, and Wolf have their cereal/yogurt in peace, copy and paste this into your profile.

you can't spell "live" without spelling "evil" backwards

Everyone has some evil in them >:-D

If you think Gaara's past is suckish and he really needs some love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Hinata is quietly plotting our imminent demise, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think Tobi is a good boy, copy and paste this into your profile. (IT'LL MAKE TOBI HAPPY!!)

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If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile.

If you hate people who steal your ideas, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Uqluiorra12345

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. (It's funny to look at the people staring at you. xD)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Uqluiorra12345

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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, Uqluiorra12345

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

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This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

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“Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.”

Gregory House (House, M.D.)

There are no foreign lands. It is only the traveler who is foreign.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

"It's no secret. We all do it. We all steal quotes and stuff off of other authors' profiles and post it on our own to make it look cooler." Ratt9

If you should sleep more and you KNOW it but don't do anything about it, copy and paste this to your profile.


Me: You need to learn to Shut up. Seriously.

Sarah after a fight and suspension: Well I don't see why I got in trouble. That bitch started it not me.

Jake: Right. So when the teacher tells you to be quiet, you stand up, look her in the eye, call her a emo bitch with too much whore paste on, you think SHE should get in trouble?

Sarah: Duh.

Me and Jake: *Facepalm*


Jake drunk off his ass: I-I'm gonna grab that dog...

Me Sober! because I paced myself: That's not a dog, that's a tree.

Sarah drunk: A TREE! HOLY FUCK! THERE'S A TREE DOG :O

Me: You two are idiots... *shakes head and continues to help them home*


Me: I SAID A BOOM CHIKA BOOM!

Mark, James, Luly, Sarah, Jake: YOU SAID A CHOCOLATE SHAKE!

Me: Oh, you complete trolls. -_-


Luly: UQLLLUUUUIIIII!!!!

Me: WHAT!?

Luly: tee hee hai *poof*

Me: ...wtf? -.-''


Tour: You ARE weird.

Me: So? That's no reason for the whores to target me. They knew I could fight. *sets a knocked out girl of 3 down*

Mark: ...You really are kickass, too.

Sarah: ...And you say I Have issues...

Me: :3


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1. Falling Apart » reviews
Roxas is a silent, tommented,and depressed kid, till he moves and meets Axel, an happy, pryomanictrichal boy! Want to see what happens? Well read and find out. Duh. Happy? Sad? HIATIS! So sorry... v.v
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 11-11-11 - Roxas & Axel